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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> America >> Headlines we will be reading a year from now http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1775266852 Message started by Emerging Chinese Lesbian on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 11:40am

Title: Headlines we will be reading a year from now
Post by Emerging Chinese Lesbian on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 11:40am

Don't even want to think about any of this - Hold me, I'm scared ...

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Post by Emerging Chinese Lesbian on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 11:41am

Ivanka's 40 Year Love Affair with Her Dad

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Post by Emerging Chinese Lesbian on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 11:41am

America Mourns and Salutes Pete Hegseth After Tragic Fatal Alcohol Binge

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Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:06pm

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 11:41am:

America Mourns and Salutes Pete Hegseth After Tragic Fatal Alcohol Binge

Looking forward to that one.

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Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:08pm

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 11:41am:

Ivanka's 40 Year Love Affair with Her Dad

Title: Re: Headlines we will be reading a year from now
Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:11pm

'Trump says war in Iran will end in two weeks'

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Post by Ai_Took_Our_Jobs on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:21pm

"Lame duck is fake news" Trump

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Post by Carl D on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:32pm

"America mourns the passing of Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States".

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Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:39pm

"The world celebrates the passing of Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States".

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Post by Carl D on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 1:12pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:39pm:

"The world celebrates the passing of Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States".

I was going to post something like that but I decided to be nice today seeing as it's Easter. ;D

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Post by chimera on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 1:43pm

'Trump says he's the greatest TACO in American history'
Announces Pentagon to be renamed as President TACO War Department'.

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Post by Bobby. on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 2:11pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:39pm:

"The world celebrates the passing of Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States".

Greggy,
Why would a nice guy like you wanna kill a genius?...
Do you know that the man really likes you? He likes you. He really likes you.
But he's got something in mind for you.
Aren't you curious about that?...
I’m curious. I’m very curious.
There's something happening out here, man....
I know something that you don't know.
That's right, Jack. The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad.
Oh, yeah. He's dying, I think. He hates all of this.
He hates it, but the man's, uh. He reads poetry outloud, all right?...
He likes you 'cause you're still alive.
He's got plans for you. No, no, I'm not gonna help you.
You're gonna help him, man...
I mean, what are they gonna say, man, when he's gone, huh?
'Cause he dies when it dies, man. When it dies, he dies.
What are they gonna say about him?
What are they gonna say?
He was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom?
Bullshit, man! Am I gonna be the one that's gonna set them straight?
Look at me. Wrong! - you.

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Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 2:17pm

Carl D wrote on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 1:12pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:39pm:

"The world celebrates the passing of Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States".

I was going to post something like that but I decided to be nice today seeing as it's Easter. ;D

There won't be many people mourning his death.

In fact, there'll probably be no (genuine) mourners.

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Post by Biggest donger on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 4:03pm

Peace is finally achieved in the middle east and trump is named as the man to bring peace to the world. People demand that Trump serves third term.

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Post by Bobby. on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 5:57pm

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Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 7:25pm

'Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem found dead in their shared prison cell - police say there are no suspicious circumstances'

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Post by Emerging Chinese Lesbian on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 8:51pm

Trump Consumes Own Bowel Movements, Dems in Disarray

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Post by Emerging Chinese Lesbian on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 10:07pm

Republicans Question Bill, Hillary Clinton Yet Again About Monica Lewinsky.

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Post by Big Donger on Apr 5^th, 2026 at 12:12am

Laugh goes bush after supporting DL.

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Post by Bobby. on Apr 5^th, 2026 at 3:30pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 2:17pm:

Carl D wrote on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 1:12pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 4^th, 2026 at 12:39pm:

"The world celebrates the passing of Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States".

I was going to post something like that but I decided to be nice today seeing as it's Easter. ;D

There won't be many people mourning his death.

In fact, there'll probably be no (genuine) mourners.

Greggy thinks he's Martin Sheen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMBF3kXHoZM