DL tells his allies to get their own oil, he's done.

Should take another - oh, I don't know - two weeks.

His advice comes after he announced productive negotiations with the mullahs, about to reach a BREAKING new deal.

The mullahs said strange, they didn't know anything about that. They weren't in any negotiations at all.

So DL chucked a tizz and that was that. If the leftards want oil, they can go drill their own.

We will make America great again, no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJhHjACjJjA

Issue is DL is talking to the Pakistanis, thinking they are the Iranians. He doesn't see colours when wearing a white sheet.

Ai_Took_Our_Jobs wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:08pm:

Issue is DL is talking to the Pakistanis, thinking they are the Iranians. He doesn't see colours when wearing a white sheet.

;D

It's funny cos he's old, and he's a white supremacist (like his daddy).

Big Donger wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:04pm:

DL tells his allies to get their own oil,

maybe the world should invade and bomb america to get our own oil

Ai_Took_Our_Jobs wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:08pm:

Issue is DL is talking to the Pakistanis, thinking they are the Iranians. He doesn't see colours when wearing a white sheet.

They're a similar breed, AI. An easy mishtake to make.

Look, all's well that ends well, no? Now we can all go back to groceries and banning transgender bathrooms and saying Merry Christmas again.

Do you recall? He started that. They used to say happy holidays, but he went against the grain turned the tide, as you do. The Christians love him. The Muslims too, for that matter.

The Iranians wanted to erect a statue in his honour, but he didn't advise it, not in the current climate. Better hold off on that one, fellas, he said. Maybe wait until Israel takes over.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:27pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 1st, 2026 at 6:04pm: DL tells his allies to get their own oil,  maybe the world should invade and bomb america to get our own oil

Don't be redeculous. America has nukes, for God's sake.

You're supposed to invade the weak states without nukes, Sprint. This keeps everybody nice and safe.

Pax Americana. Peaceful rules based order, innit.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Apr 1^st, 2026 at 6:27pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 1st, 2026 at 6:04pm: DL tells his allies to get their own oil,  maybe the world should invade and bomb america to get our own oil

They tried that in Greenland didn't they, what was it 3 Frenchies and a couple of others turned up.   

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