Tiger Woods is in jail for DUI.

I thought he was a good driver   :-/

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His mug shot - look at those bloodshot eyes?

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/27/sport/tiger-woods-involved-in-rollover-crash-in-florida

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I reckon he had been smoking maori-warna.

Another beacon of Leftism celebrity down the hole ;D

Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car

JUPITER, FL — The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where the Asian half of Tiger Woods had wrecked his car.

Woods' Asian half had just managed to roll his vehicle on its side while driving in a neighborhood, only to exit the car and have his black half get nailed by a taser.

"Tough break there," said CBS commentator Jim Nantz, watching the video. "Tiger needs to let the black half do the driving and the Asian half talk to the police. He could really use a race caddy to help in these situations. You've got to select the right ethnicity for the right situation, and Tiger obviously needs guidance. He needs a professional on the race bag, so to speak."

According to law enforcement, Woods' black half will be charged with resisting arrest while his Asian half will be charged with reckless driving. Legal analysts stated that law enforcement will likely seek to revoke the driver's license for Woods' Asian half for at least one year. "For public safety, we want to ensure that only Tiger's black half is behind the wheel," said Sheriff Marty Granger. "And we advise Tiger to remember from now on to be Asian when interacting with law enforcement."

At publishing time, Kamala Harris had offered to coach Woods on how to switch ethnicities.

Has he got tigers stripes?

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They said on the radio today that it is believed he was on prescription drugs -

from the pain of a previous car accident.  ( and all the operations)

I wonder if it was Fentanyl patches?   :-/

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Jasin wrote on Mar 28^th, 2026 at 6:51pm:

Another beacon of Leftism celebrity down the hole

What are you talking about?

Woods is MAGA.

Seconds after the police arrived, Tiger called Trump to see if he could help him beat the charges.

Sounds like a Lefty thing to do.
Having a MAGA bumper sticker couldn't hide this fact, even in the woods, where you hide.

Jasin wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2026 at 7:27pm:

Sounds like a Lefty thing to do.

Calling Trump to ask for help sounds like "a Lefty thing to do"?

Surely there are some pharmacies open over Easter - I'm sure you can get your medication.

Don't play dumb ya bore wanker ::)

Entitlement brats like Woods are your Lefty domain.
It's clear when he's drunk, he thinks he really is living the Trump dream.
When in sober reality, he's just a Lefty grifter, sponging on whoever can make him a buck.

He wouldn't know a thing about politics.
But a wanker like you, obviously thinks he does ;D

Jasin wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2026 at 7:59pm:

Don't play dumb ya bore wanker ::) Entitlement brats like Woods are your Lefty domain. It's clear when he's drunk, he thinks he really is living the Trump dream. When in sober reality, he's just a Lefty grifter, sponging on whoever can make him a buck. He wouldn't know a thing about politics. But a wanker like you, obviously thinks he does ;D

What did Trump do before he entered politics?

He threaded the needle of Leftism in power and stole America for the Internet community right from under them. ;D

Your Media should stick to making spaghetti westerns and leave politics to the internet that knows best ;)

Have a taco 🌮 little pink.
Tiger still loves you to join him in gaol.