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General Discussion >> Europe >> Viva le France http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1774180658 Message started by Sprintcyclist on Mar 22nd, 2026 at 9:57pm |
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Title: Viva le France Post by Sprintcyclist on Mar 22nd, 2026 at 9:57pm
Have always liked them.
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Jasin on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 6:58am
Why do most French look like Arabs?
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by chimera on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 7:42am
There weren't enough blond storm-troopers to breed out the dago bloodlines in the 1940s. They were starting Gallic gas ovens but the Yanks wrecked it.
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Frank on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 10:05am Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 22nd, 2026 at 9:57pm:
French Hospital Evacuated After Doctors Find Live WWI Artillery Shell in Patient’s Rectum The metaphoric power of the episode is spectacular: thankful as the burghers of Toulouse are to have foregone the ultimate blow job, the conversion of a German Empire artillery shell into a sex toy is the last century of western civilisation distilled into a single French derrière. |
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by chimera on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 10:36am
'Germany's defence budget is undergoing a massive, historic surge due to the Zeitenwende policy, with total planned spending reaching roughly €108 billion in 2026'.
This will improve the woke poof races and bring Russians back to develop what's left over. |
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Jasin on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 11:45am
The French Right are failing in a Europe that is growing more Left with their Eurovision.
While in America, the Right is winning and the Lefty Democrats are failing. |
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Frank on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 11:46am Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 22nd, 2026 at 9:57pm:
PARIS — French President Emmanuel Macron explained today that the French Army simply could not help open the Strait of Hormuz as all fifteen of its soldiers have already been deployed to defend Greenland. Though expressing their sincere desire to help, Macron stated that France simply did not have the military resources to help open the Strait while maintaining its protection of Greenland. "All of France's military might, specifically the one unit we have with fifteen soldiers, is already deployed," said Macron. "They cannot be relocated as they are bravely defending the shores of Greenland. Specifically, the one shore that's about fifty yards wide, the one next to 'Uncle Yert's Fish And Crabs.' You know the place. Anyhow, really wish we could help." Macron did offer President Trump his apologies, stating that France genuinely wished they had the resources. "If only we had more soldiers. We did have a sixteenth soldier, but he suffered a devastating baguette injury and will be out of commission for several months," said Macron. "Thus, France cannot contribute to this just cause. Je suis désolé, mon amour!" At publishing time, the French army had been reduced to fourteen soldiers after a horrifying escargot accident. |
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Jasin on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 12:00pm
;D ;D
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by chimera on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 2:47pm
Mr Macron, the Coward,
The US of A never needed France and the silly Statue thing is hollow. We won in the first hour and never asked for poof frog fancy-pants. The U.S. Navy has approximately 336,978 active-duty personnel and 101,583 ready reserve personnel. We will win like never before. In Greenland too and Iceland, Cuba and Mid Terms. You deserved the Germans. Thank you doNalDD your frIEnd. |
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Jasin on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 3:43pm
And France said. We'll build you a giant statue of a man in drag if you follow us and not the inferior British. You can also have the majority of your racial ancestry as German and embrace the Politics of wise old Rome and Athens. I mean, how good were they in their time, eh? What could possibly go wrong?
Well it looks like Americans want more from France to pull its weight than just offer French Fries 🍟 |
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by chimera on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 4:51pm
Washington DC is a Roman temple and the British burnt the White House in 1812. Then Yanks burnt the Poms and the Mediterranean was a British lake until the China Sea became a China Sea. Rome was not built in a day and China took longer.
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by tallowood on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 5:01pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 22nd, 2026 at 9:57pm:
They are kinky. |
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Jasin on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 5:06pm
Sprint the sex toy :D ;D
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 9:29pm
It is "Vive la France," you idjits ::)
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 9:30pm Jasin wrote on Mar 23rd, 2026 at 6:58am:
Tell us that you have never been to France without telling us that you have never been to France. |
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Jasin on Mar 24th, 2026 at 9:09am
I've never been to Arabia
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Marla on Mar 24th, 2026 at 9:25am
You never been out of your parent's basement, either, asshole.
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Title: Re: Viva le France Post by Jasin on Mar 24th, 2026 at 9:49am Marla wrote on Mar 24th, 2026 at 9:25am:
Go root Bobby ya Hippy and kill a Terrorist for your Mommy. |
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