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Message started by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 17th, 2026 at 1:11am

Title: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 17th, 2026 at 1:11am
The MAGA civil war continues

https://x.com/mtgreenee/status/2033523572228952562

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by greggerypeccary on Mar 17th, 2026 at 9:01am

Levin and Trump should get on well together.

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by Melanias purse on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:45am
Megyn takes the high road, leftards.

DL calls Mark Levin a great American patriot.

Mark, a devout RINO and neocon, is humbled by the prez's words and graciousness. He is joined by arch-RINO, John Bolton, who recently came out to praise his former DL for invading Iran.

I think it's a smart move, John Bolton said. Bombing Iran is the answer.

When asked what the question was, John pursed his lips, his moustache bristled.

We'll have to wait and see what happens, John said.

Megyn threw a hissy. You're supposed to have a question before you have an answer, she shrieked.

The big fella brushed it off. She's still got blood coming out of her whatever, DL said.

DL's disapproval rating just went up to 61%. He's lost all his Hispanic votes from 2024, all of the bros, everybody under 30. Joe Rogan, the Nelk Boys, even Tucker, who used to secretly despise him with a passion, but hung on for the clicks.

Nick Fuentes, a self-confessed Nazi, is currently telling his audience to vote Dem.

But that's okay. The big fella sees endless wars as his new path to victory. We need to follow Bibi, DL says. It makes total sense to have a country of ten million people dictating US foreign policy. Just ask Miriam Adelson.

MTG, Megyn Kelly and Tucker can go get fucked.

DEEP STATE !!!

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by Jasin on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:45pm
Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Bobby. on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:45pm:
Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by lee on Mar 17th, 2026 at 1:24pm
"MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS"

A. Because she has known more men than anyone else?
B. She has a micro-pussy?
C. She doesn't know what she is talking about?
D. All of the above?

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Jasin on Mar 17th, 2026 at 2:42pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm:
[quote author=JaSin link=1773673917/3#3 date=1773715537]Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[/quote]

It's all they have.
They can't fault Trump's politics.
So they can only attack him sexually, physically, fashionably, etc.
All the things that don't matter except to homa-sexuals.

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by greggerypeccary on Mar 17th, 2026 at 2:58pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 2:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm:
[quote author=JaSin link=1773673917/3#3 date=1773715537]Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[/quote]

It's all they have.
They can't fault Trump's politics.


;D

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by Jasin on Mar 17th, 2026 at 3:12pm
Now there's a scared laugh if ever there was one.

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Bobby. on Mar 17th, 2026 at 4:12pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 2:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm:
[quote author=JaSin link=1773673917/3#3 date=1773715537]Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[/quote]

It's all they have.
They can't fault Trump's politics.
So they can only attack him sexually, physically, fashionably, etc.
All the things that don't matter except to homa-sexuals.



cocks

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by Melanias purse on Mar 17th, 2026 at 4:53pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 3:12pm:
Now there's a scared laugh if ever there was one.


I know, right?

Greggery's probably scared you'll name your favourite policies.

WITCH HUNT !!!

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Melanias purse on Mar 17th, 2026 at 4:54pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 4:12pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 2:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm:
[quote author=JaSin link=1773673917/3#3 date=1773715537]Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[/quote]

It's all they have.
They can't fault Trump's politics.
So they can only attack him sexually, physically, fashionably, etc.
All the things that don't matter except to homa-sexuals.



cocks


You know what to do with this one, Moderators.

I'm offended.

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by lee on Mar 17th, 2026 at 5:19pm
Or maybe she wants to size up using an exhancer. ;)

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by greggerypeccary on Mar 17th, 2026 at 5:26pm

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 4:53pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 3:12pm:
Now there's a scared laugh if ever there was one.


I know, right?

Greggery's probably scared you'll name your favourite policies.


Probably his health care plan.


Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by Jasin on Mar 17th, 2026 at 5:32pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 5:26pm:

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 4:53pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 3:12pm:
Now there's a scared laugh if ever there was one.


I know, right?

Greggery's probably scared you'll name your favourite policies.


Probably his health care plan.


1. Health Care Plan
436. Dick & Balls posts

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by tallowood on Mar 17th, 2026 at 6:01pm
Years ago Cook uni in Queensland advertised measuring sea turtle erection job. Well paid by dangerous.

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by Melanias purse on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:15pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 5:32pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 5:26pm:

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 4:53pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 3:12pm:
Now there's a scared laugh if ever there was one.


I know, right?

Greggery's probably scared you'll name your favourite policies.


Probably his health care plan.


1. Health Care Plan
436. Dick & Balls posts


JaSin's sounding a little curious, Greggery.

Oo-er. They're all as bad as each other, no?

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Bobby. on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:20pm

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:15pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 5:32pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 5:26pm:

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 4:53pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 3:12pm:
Now there's a scared laugh if ever there was one.


I know, right?

Greggery's probably scared you'll name your favourite policies.


Probably his health care plan.


1. Health Care Plan
436. Dick & Balls posts


JaSin's sounding a little curious, Greggery.

Oo-er. They're all as bad as each other, no?




Cocks.

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:31pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm:
[quote author=JaSin link=1773673917/3#3 date=1773715537]Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[/quote]

Bobby, let me explain something to you, something that your father should have explained long ago: it can't be "homo talk" if it is two women discussing a penis.  :-/

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Bobby. on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:33pm

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:31pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm:
[quote author=JaSin link=1773673917/3#3 date=1773715537]Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[/quote]

Bobby, let me explain something to you, something that your father should have explained long ago: it can't be "homo talk" if it is two women discussing a penis.  :-/



Then let the women talk about it -

don't get involved if you're a real man.   ::)

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:34pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:33pm:

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:31pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm:
[quote author=JaSin link=1773673917/3#3 date=1773715537]Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[/quote]

Bobby, let me explain something to you, something that your father should have explained long ago: it can't be "homo talk" if it is two women discussing a penis.  :-/



Then let the women talk about it -

don't get involved if you're a real man.   ::)


Bobby, you didn't read the link, did you? Both MTG and the other are both women. I worry about you.


Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Frank on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:36pm

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:31pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm:
[quote author=JaSin link=1773673917/3#3 date=1773715537]Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[/quote]

Bobby, let me explain something to you, something that your father should have explained long ago: it can't be "homo talk" if it is two women discussing a penis.  :-/

Homos are 'women'.
Total dick fancying fetishists. Arse as the Great Mystery.

Psychiatrists charge $1200 per hour to humour the buggers.


Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by lee on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:54pm

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:31pm:
Bobby, let me explain something to you, something that your father should have explained long ago: it can't be "homo talk" if it is two women discussing a penis.



Even if it were a strap on? ::)

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:55pm
MTG's clenis and Megyn's horse cock are bigger than anything the Republican men have going on downstairs (and Bobby and Frank too)


Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:56pm
It’s fun watching the MAGA cult implode.


Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by Jasin on Mar 17th, 2026 at 8:02pm
Two poofs walk into a bar.
It was held by the Redneck they mentally abused 10 minutes previously.


Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by Frank on Mar 17th, 2026 at 8:19pm

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:55pm:
MTG's clenis and Megyn's horse cock are bigger than anything the Republican men have going on downstairs (and Bobby and Frank too)

Paki is all about arse, you are all about cock.
Perverts United.


Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Melanias purse on Mar 17th, 2026 at 9:13pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:33pm:

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:31pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:46pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 12:45pm:
Karnal, Pecca and Gay Aussie sleep together in bed with Pecca in the middle.
Pecca wakes and says "I dreamt I was skiing"  :-?



This thread is more Ozpol homo talk about cocks.  :-[/quote]

Bobby, let me explain something to you, something that your father should have explained long ago: it can't be "homo talk" if it is two women discussing a penis.  :-/



Then let the women talk about it -

don't get involved if you're a real man.   ::)


Oo-er.

[quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1773673917/17#17 date=1773739202]Cocks.



Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by Melanias purse on Mar 17th, 2026 at 9:29pm

Frank wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 8:19pm:

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:55pm:
MTG's clenis and Megyn's horse cock are bigger than anything the Republican men have going on downstairs (and Bobby and Frank too)

Paki is all about arse, you are all about cock.
Perverts United.


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Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Bobby. on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:22pm

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 9:29pm:

Frank wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 8:19pm:

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 7:55pm:
MTG's clenis and Megyn's horse cock are bigger than anything the Republican men have going on downstairs (and Bobby and Frank too)

Paki is all about arse, you are all about cock.
Perverts United.


BREAKING: Melania's Purse Ploughs Old Boy Stool To Break New Ground

Frannie Pie Takes One For the Team: Begs Melania's Purse for Mercy

FP Breeds Love Child, Demands Proof: "Show us your DNA, Purse"

Judge Tells Frannie: "Get Your Tubes Tied, Bitch"




OMG -  so gay.   :-[

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Jasin on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:28pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 9:29pm:

Frank wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 8:19pm:
[quote author=A_Proud_Gay_Aussie link=1773673917/23#23 date=1773741305]MTG's clenis and Megyn's horse cock are bigger than anything the Republican men have going on downstairs (and Bobby and Frank too)

Paki is all about arse, you are all about cock.
Perverts United.


BREAKING: Melania's Purse Ploughs Old Boy Stool To Break New Ground

Frannie Pie Takes One For the Team: Begs Melania's Purse for Mercy

FP Breeds Love Child, Demands Proof: "Show us your DNA, Purse"

Judge Tells Frannie: "Get Your Tubes Tied, Bitch"




OMG -  so gay.   :-[/quote]
Should be given a ban

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:31pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 9:29pm:

Frank wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 8:19pm:
[quote author=A_Proud_Gay_Aussie link=1773673917/23#23 date=1773741305]MTG's clenis and Megyn's horse cock are bigger than anything the Republican men have going on downstairs (and Bobby and Frank too)

Paki is all about arse, you are all about cock.
Perverts United.


BREAKING: Melania's Purse Ploughs Old Boy Stool To Break New Ground

Frannie Pie Takes One For the Team: Begs Melania's Purse for Mercy

FP Breeds Love Child, Demands Proof: "Show us your DNA, Purse"

Judge Tells Frannie: "Get Your Tubes Tied, Bitch"




OMG -  so gay.   :-[/quote]
Should be given a ban


Bobby? He was the one who turned this thread into something that it is not. This is a hot topic all over the American media but no one is calling it "homo talk" but him.

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Bobby. on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:35pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 9:29pm:

Frank wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 8:19pm:
[quote author=A_Proud_Gay_Aussie link=1773673917/23#23 date=1773741305]MTG's clenis and Megyn's horse cock are bigger than anything the Republican men have going on downstairs (and Bobby and Frank too)

Paki is all about arse, you are all about cock.
Perverts United.


BREAKING: Melania's Purse Ploughs Old Boy Stool To Break New Ground

Frannie Pie Takes One For the Team: Begs Melania's Purse for Mercy

FP Breeds Love Child, Demands Proof: "Show us your DNA, Purse"

Judge Tells Frannie: "Get Your Tubes Tied, Bitch"




OMG -  so gay.   :-[/quote]
Should be given a ban



But under woke laws - there' nothing wrong with it.



Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Melanias purse on Mar 18th, 2026 at 12:54pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 10:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 9:29pm:

Frank wrote on Mar 17th, 2026 at 8:19pm:
[quote author=A_Proud_Gay_Aussie link=1773673917/23#23 date=1773741305]MTG's clenis and Megyn's horse cock are bigger than anything the Republican men have going on downstairs (and Bobby and Frank too)

Paki is all about arse, you are all about cock.
Perverts United.


BREAKING: Melania's Purse Ploughs Old Boy Stool To Break New Ground

Frannie Pie Takes One For the Team: Begs Melania's Purse for Mercy

FP Breeds Love Child, Demands Proof: "Show us your DNA, Purse"

Judge Tells Frannie: "Get Your Tubes Tied, Bitch"




OMG -  so gay.   :-[/quote]

BREAKING: BOBBY THE BAT CRIES FOUL, DEMANDS BAN

Title: Re: MTG KNOWS HOW TO SIZE UP A PENIS
Post by A Proud Gay Aussie on Mar 19th, 2026 at 12:39am
BREAKING: Bobby is less than 7.5 cm.

Title: Re: more homo talk
Post by Bobby. on Mar 19th, 2026 at 7:17am

Emerging Chinese Lesbian wrote on Mar 19th, 2026 at 12:39am:
BREAKING: Bobby is less than 7.5 cm.



HOMO TALK.     :o

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