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General Discussion >> America >> ⮞⮞⮞ DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ⮜⮜⮜ http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1772688835 Message started by Panther on Mar 5th, 2026 at 3:33pm |
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Title: ⮞⮞⮞ DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ⮜⮜⮜ Post by Panther on Mar 5th, 2026 at 3:33pm
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★ DRILL, BABY, DRILL ★ Source: THE NEW YORK SUN Quote:
Thank you Mr. President, thank you for making The USA Energy Independent once again!!! . |
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Title: Re: ⮞⮞⮞ DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ⮜⮜⮜ Post by Jasin on Mar 5th, 2026 at 4:19pm
We've inherited your incompetent Leftism Woke here via ALP & mainstream Media.
They're removing forested lands and blowing up areas to make way for Green energy sites. Of course, mainstream Media refuse to show this environmental destruction clips, for overseas owned Green energy gimmicks here. |
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Title: Re: ⮞⮞⮞ DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ⮜⮜⮜ Post by Melanias purse on Mar 5th, 2026 at 5:38pm
I know, leftards, I thought this thread was a joke too.
But no, Panther truly means it, I can assure you. Right after his DL singlehandedly raised the global oil price by a third. Now I'm sure Panther will tell us what brilliant four dimensional chess this is, all part of his DL's cunning plan to make Big Oil and America rich again. He did promise to let them write his energy policy if they chipped a $bil into his campaign, if you recall. But alas, you and I know DL didn't give a single thought to what shutting down the Persian Gulf would do to the price of oil. Bibi just got him on the phone, told him it was time to invade Iran, and that was that. Anything to blow the Epstein files off of Fox and Newsmax. Where can I sign up? DL said. You wanna become a neocon? Bibi asked. DL paused, trying to remember what a neocon was, then started bitching about the hits the fake news were giving him. I need a win! He said. All good, Bibi said. You just start WWIII and leave it to us. Okay, DL said, and gave Pete the signal. Bomb them back to the stone age, he said. Er, can we do that? Pete said. Only joking. Yes sir! Pete said. Now, some might think the leader of the free world would have had his NSA conduct an assessment and compile a comprehensive report on the impact of starting WWIII, right in the middle of the world's biggest shipping lane and source of a third of global oil. And you'd be right, they'd be wrong. DL doesn't even have a National Security Advisor. He chucked the last one out after Mike invited a faker to discuss DL's unknown invasion plans. Its okay, Mike's back in the fold. DL put him in as prez of the UN Security Council - a completely pointless job now he's created his new Board of Peace. They met two days before DL started WWIII. They discussed a few real estate deals, then moved onto world peace. Any other business? Jared asked. DL shook his head. Meeting adjourned. After he invaded Iran, a country with a population of 91 million, the fakers had a few questions. Sir, sir! They said. What's the objective here? DL skipped that one and moved onto the next. Sir! What did Congress say? Look, we'll need to see what happens - next. How long's it gonna take? DL smiled. That was an easy one. I give it, oh - two weeks. |
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Title: Re: ⮞⮞⮞ DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ⮜⮜⮜ Post by Melanias purse on Mar 5th, 2026 at 5:41pm Jasin wrote on Mar 5th, 2026 at 4:19pm:
What does "here" mean, JaSin? I'm curious. |
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Title: Re: ⮞⮞⮞ DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ⮜⮜⮜ Post by lee on Mar 5th, 2026 at 6:21pm Melanias purse wrote on Mar 5th, 2026 at 5:41pm:
So English is not even your fourth language? ;) |
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Title: Re: ⮞⮞⮞ DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ⮜⮜⮜ Post by Melanias purse on Mar 5th, 2026 at 6:40pm lee wrote on Mar 5th, 2026 at 6:21pm:
JaSin? Would you care to put Lee's mind to rest? Sounds like he's curious too, dear. |
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Title: Re: ⮞⮞⮞ DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ⮜⮜⮜ Post by Frank on Mar 5th, 2026 at 7:25pm Melanias purse wrote on Mar 5th, 2026 at 5:41pm:
What? You think Jasin is in Pakistan like you? |
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Title: Re: ⮞⮞⮞ DRILL, BABY, DRILL! ⮜⮜⮜ Post by Melanias purse on Mar 5th, 2026 at 10:45pm Frank wrote on Mar 5th, 2026 at 7:25pm:
What, are you so drunk you can't even come up with a decent retort? I don't think, dear, I know. |
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