If Trump were honest, here is what he might say: “Because of the name change, entertainers are canceling one after the other. Therefore, I will close the Kennedy Center down, then, during the middle of the night, I will have it demolished, and build a new one that will bear only my name, which will surely get everybody to stop talking about the fact that everybody’s canceling."

If Trump had gone with Melania's original Ping Pong Ball Act idea, they'd have sold out and been totally set. But no, instead, he decided on the documentary, and we all see the sad result.

A Proud Gay Aussie wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2026 at 10:09am:

If Trump were honest, here is what he might say: “Because of the name change, entertainers are canceling one after the other. Therefore, I will close the Kennedy Center down, then, during the middle of the night, I will have it demolished, and build a new one that will bear only my name, which will surely get everybody to stop talking about the fact that everybody’s canceling."

Yep.

That just about sums it up.

I reckon that's exactly what he'll do.

Nobody stopped him from destroying the East Wing of the White House, so he's been given the green light.

trump takes over an organisation that was running perfectly well.
a few months later he closes it for years.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2026 at 10:35am:

trump takes over an organisation that was running perfectly well. a few months later he closes it for years.

He literally has the Sadim Touch.

A Proud Gay Aussie wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2026 at 10:12am:

If Trump had gone with Melania's original Ping Pong Ball Act idea, they'd have sold out and been totally set. But no, instead, he decided on the documentary, and we all see the sad result.

I could not agree more, Proud. Melania's pretty useless with her ping pong balls, but it would have drawn more crowds than a two-hour Instagram post.

She's better with the razor blades, apparently. If Donnie tries to slip one in, he knows what's coming.

greggerypeccary wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2026 at 11:11am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Feb 3rd, 2026 at 10:35am: trump takes over an organisation that was running perfectly well. a few months later he closes it for years. He literally has the Sadim Touch.

Too true, Greggery. Gold's just dropped lower than it's been in years. Whoever would have thought Donnie would be bad for gold?

Even the Saudis are surprised.

Melanias purse wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2026 at 11:58am:

A Proud Gay Aussie wrote on Feb 3rd, 2026 at 10:12am: If Trump had gone with Melania's original Ping Pong Ball Act idea, they'd have sold out and been totally set. But no, instead, he decided on the documentary, and we all see the sad result. I could not agree more, Proud. Melania's pretty useless with her ping pong balls, but it would have drawn more crowds than a two-hour Instagram post. She's better with the razor blades, apparently. If Donnie tries to slip one in, he knows what's coming.

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Fiskebollers in brine are divine, Greggery. The Greenlanders simply love them.

Have we ruled out the US invasion yet? We can send them over some hot dogs or something.

Or maybe Melania could take a dump in one of DL's Fillet O'Fish wrappers and send it through to try.

Miam miam, no?

Melanias purse wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2026 at 11:58am:

A Proud Gay Aussie wrote on Feb 3rd, 2026 at 10:12am: If Trump had gone with Melania's original Ping Pong Ball Act idea, they'd have sold out and been totally set. But no, instead, he decided on the documentary, and we all see the sad result. I could not agree more, Proud. Melania's pretty useless with her ping pong balls, but it would have drawn more crowds than a two-hour Instagram post. She's better with the razor blades, apparently. If Donnie tries to slip one in, he knows what's coming.

There is a theory that Trump used a wrestler’s trick, called blading, to fake his ear injury. Donnie's association with professional wrestling goes way back. Pro wrestlers nick themselves with hidden razor blades to bloody themselves.

A Proud Gay Aussie wrote on Feb 4^th, 2026 at 10:43pm:

Melanias purse wrote on Feb 3rd, 2026 at 11:58am: A Proud Gay Aussie wrote on Feb 3rd, 2026 at 10:12am: If Trump had gone with Melania's original Ping Pong Ball Act idea, they'd have sold out and been totally set. But no, instead, he decided on the documentary, and we all see the sad result. I could not agree more, Proud. Melania's pretty useless with her ping pong balls, but it would have drawn more crowds than a two-hour Instagram post. She's better with the razor blades, apparently. If Donnie tries to slip one in, he knows what's coming. There is a theory that Trump used a wrestler’s trick, called blading, to fake his ear injury. Donnie's association with professional wrestling goes way back. Pro wrestlers nick themselves with hidden razor blades to bloody themselves.

I knew it. The Don goes down, nicks his ear and bounces back up before the Secret Service can even twig.

Who knows? JFK probably tried the same thing in Dallas.

Whoops.

Melanias purse wrote on Feb 4^th, 2026 at 10:49pm:

A Proud Gay Aussie wrote on Feb 4th, 2026 at 10:43pm: Melanias purse wrote on Feb 3rd, 2026 at 11:58am: A Proud Gay Aussie wrote on Feb 3rd, 2026 at 10:12am: If Trump had gone with Melania's original Ping Pong Ball Act idea, they'd have sold out and been totally set. But no, instead, he decided on the documentary, and we all see the sad result. I could not agree more, Proud. Melania's pretty useless with her ping pong balls, but it would have drawn more crowds than a two-hour Instagram post. She's better with the razor blades, apparently. If Donnie tries to slip one in, he knows what's coming. There is a theory that Trump used a wrestler’s trick, called blading, to fake his ear injury. Donnie's association with professional wrestling goes way back. Pro wrestlers nick themselves with hidden razor blades to bloody themselves. I knew it. The Don goes down, nicks his ear and bounces back up before the Secret Service can even twig. Who knows? JFK probably tried the same thing in Dallas. Whoops.

Who knew Alex Jones and his acolytes were with us at Ozpol?