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General Discussion >> America >> melania’s movie http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1769676922 Message started by Vic on Jan 29th, 2026 at 6:55pm |
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Title: melania’s movie Post by Vic on Jan 29th, 2026 at 6:55pm
What cinema chain has the Australian rights to screen this?
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 29th, 2026 at 6:58pm So far, one cinema in the US has sold one ticket to the movie. I don't think any Australian cinema - that wants to make a profit - would go anywhere near it. |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 29th, 2026 at 7:41pm Frank and Bobby will go see it, with their bags of Twisties. And raincoats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlekIFTHmaw |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Carl D on Jan 29th, 2026 at 8:13pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrn-_VYHY-8
THE GRIFTERS - Episode 36 "DAVOS DREAMS" Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies Quote:
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Karnal on Jan 29th, 2026 at 10:56pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 29th, 2026 at 7:41pm:
Raincoats, is it? So Bobby and the old boy will be popping into watch Melania in their macintoshes, eh? The old boy's already been busted making pedo accusations - what next? Confessions? |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Marla on Jan 30th, 2026 at 12:51am greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 29th, 2026 at 6:58pm:
A gutter trash film with a promotion of over $75 (mainly as a bribe by Bezos for kissing Trump's ass for getting his tax cuts) it's expected to make somewhere between $1.5 to $4 million. Tickets will be purchased mainly by Trump's trailer trash imbeciles who have never been in a theater before much less outside of their trailer parks. MAGAs are afraid to leave their rusting engine blocks and go anywhere fearing other MAGAs might steal them. morty torty has six of them - two of which are in his Texuss bathtub. |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Armchair_Politician on Jan 30th, 2026 at 5:04am
Trump couldn't pay me to sit through that movie.
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by aquascoot on Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:17am
Incels will be very triggered by this movie.
As women totally reject the scalds leftie incapable of having fun, seeing a hot woman with Trump will incite existential rage . They could analyse their own stupid behaviours but it's easier to just hate. Like the incel ICU nurse. They hate women who won't sleep with them. They think simping is the way to go. Rather then be fun and light and playful , they go spit at police officers and kick cars. And then karma does the right thing and punishes such behaviour. In the same way karma rewards donny for being fun light playful self amused and raising the vibration. It attracts hot women to him. When you radiate the light like a star, they let you ( correction. Want you ) to grab them. Worth studying |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:42am Armchair_Politician wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 5:04am:
It's so bad (and corrupt - it's basically just a bribe from Bezos to Trump) that most of the crew who worked on it requested that their names not be included in the credits. True story. |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Carl D on Jan 30th, 2026 at 8:29am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66EXf5R0TwY
The Grifters - Episode 38 "Captive Audience" Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies Quote:
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 30th, 2026 at 8:45am A genuine review: “If this movie was shown on a plane, people would still walk out”. |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Karnal on Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:33am aquascoot wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:17am:
Oh? Melania's off in Manhattan, gallivanting around town and sowing her wild tuna. The movie's DL's way of showing he cares. Here you go, darling, have a flick on Amazon. You get $40 mil and 80% of the back-end. You get to swan around in your fabulous frocks and flash the fawning chodes. Problem is, Jeff's buried his end in the fine print. If it's a flop, their contract says, it's on DL. Jeff wants nothing to do with it. The White House is in panic mode, as you'd expect. The chodes can smell a flop a mile off. They've responded to Melania's biopic like somebody dropped a dead fish in the foyer. Things might change when it goes to Netflix. The chodes can smoke a few bongs, order their Maccas, tune in and have a right old chuckle. I think it's a smart move - Jeff joining forces with the big fella to farm the chodes, who live lives of pure garbage. A real "win win", no? Donnie can go back to Trump Doral, the nation in the safe hands of America Inc. If anyone wants to bang his hot babe wife Melania, they're free to do so. The big fella has his porn flicks with Stormy. You? |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by chimera on Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:40am aquascoot wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:17am:
Today children, we go to the Capitol. A great big enormous house where people help me be president. Are you ready? yay! Off we go, up the stairs and in through the broken glass. hey ho. A policeman. Hit the policeman. Hang Pence. Yes hang him by the neck...hay hay hay. |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Karnal on Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:45am greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 8:45am:
It won't even get a run on Air Force One. Poor old Melania. This was going to be her time to shine. Still, she's free to return to the East Wing, put up a tarp, rally her PR team and come up with her next move. A social media campaign to be best, another meeting with Vlad, maybe get to work on next year's Christmas decorations. We'll win so much we'll grow tired of winning, no? |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Karnal on Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:52am chimera wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:40am:
Hay is for horses, Chimera. The Superior Man enjoys a diet of green, leafy vegetables. Look, the hanging Mike Pence thing was just a bit of fun. Aquascoot never turned on DL over that, no. It was more the obesity. The "noble Ron" has a much better diet. You? |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 30th, 2026 at 1:51pm Melanias purse wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 11:45am:
"F**K Kreeesmus" |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by ProudKangaroo on Jan 30th, 2026 at 4:57pm aquascoot wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 7:17am:
What will be worth studying is the profile of people willing to pay money to see this. Outside of political commentators and industry insiders, it's hard to imagine the audience being anyone other than committed cultists, people who believe they're fulfilling their leader's wishes and, in their minds, "owning the libs". There was a time I would have wished her well and hoped the project succeeded. After Trump's first term, however, it became clear she wasn't merely a mail-order bride trapped in an emotionally, if not physically, abusive marriage, nor simply the victim of a serial adulterer who cheated on her with Stormy Daniels mere months after their son was born. She was a willing participant in making people's lives worse. |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 30th, 2026 at 5:30pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J9cRSDS5g8
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 31st, 2026 at 9:24am ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 30th, 2026 at 4:57pm:
Indeed. She's enabling one of the worst monsters of the 21st century. No sympathy for her at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKN7h3e9YuI |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Brian Ross on Jan 31st, 2026 at 9:29am |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 31st, 2026 at 9:41am Brian Ross wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 9:29am:
Indeed. And what do we know about the director of this ridiculous "movie", Brett Ratner? In October 2017, during the MeToo movement, a former talent agency employee accused Ratner of rape. On November 1, 2017, six women, including Olivia Munn and Natasha Henstridge, accused Ratner of sexual assault and harassment, as well as following an actress into a bathroom without invitation and masturbating as another entered his trailer to deliver food. The same month, Elliot Page accused Ratner of sexual harassment and outing the then-18-year-old Page as gay (before Page came out as a trans man) in front of many onlookers including Anna Paquin, who later confirmed the story. A former fashion model came forward regarding an incident involving Russell Simmons and Ratner back in 1991, when Simmons coerced her to perform oral sex while Ratner was present. Ah. |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Leroy on Jan 31st, 2026 at 11:28am
I might go and have a look, it would be great to go somewhere and know that there will be no stupid lefties there and everyone can have a good time without some squealing leftie screaming for attention.
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Dr Bobi on Jan 31st, 2026 at 12:37pm Leroy wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 11:28am:
Great to treat yourself to a little me-time, Leroy. Make sure to bring a raincoat and deposit any tissues in the suitable waste disposal. |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 31st, 2026 at 12:49pm Melanias purse wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 12:37pm:
Yes. Might get sticky on the seat. I suppose he'll take some Twisties too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKpiIJtov1c |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Carl D on Jan 31st, 2026 at 12:57pm
lol... Hoyts Carousel in Cannington today.
1:50pm https://www.hoyts.com.au/movies/melania I'm tempted to go down there just to see how many people turn up to see it. ;D melania_003.jpg (99 KB | 1
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:07pm Carl D wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 12:57pm:
I've just checked Reading Cinemas in Belmont. There's a 1:15pm session. They've sold 4 tickets, and one of those is right down in the front row, on the far left, right next to the exit door :) |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Carl D on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:11pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:07pm:
lol... hi Greg. I was just looking at Reading in Belmont seeing as it's a lot closer to me than Carousel in Cannington. I have to go to Belmont Forum later so I might pop across to the cinema and ask them how many tickets they've sold so far. ;D |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:14pm Carl D wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:11pm:
Just 'Continue as a guest' on their website and you can go in to book your ticket. Only four sold so far ;D https://readingcinemas.com.au/cinemas/belmont/sessions/182986/HO00004189 |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Carl D on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:22pm
Seems like "Melania" should have been one of those straight to video releases.
And then it would probably only have sold about 4 DVD copies worldwide. ;D |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Dr Bobi on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:43pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 12:49pm:
I think he should. Nourishment is a significant component of the Superior Man's plan. As long as Leroy brings along some smelling salts, he should be fine, no? |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Dr Bobi on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:54pm Carl D wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:22pm:
True, Carl. Blockbusters would do a nice little trade in Melania videos, no? Problem is, customers would never be able to get the stench out of their machines. The resulting class action suit would see Blockbusters up for millions in replacement VHS players, not to mention the cost of deep cleaning living rooms all over America. DRAIN THE SWAMP !!! |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 31st, 2026 at 2:45pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 1:14pm:
The "movie" starts in half an hour, and still only seven tickets sold. I'm willing to bet that six of those tickets were bought by people just looking for a way to get out of the heat (36 degrees in Perth today). Reading has very good AC. |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by mothra on Jan 31st, 2026 at 2:52pm
Melania - About
8% · Rotten Tomatoes 9% liked this film |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by mothra on Jan 31st, 2026 at 2:57pm
‘Melania’ Movie Roasted As ‘Propaganda’ By Critics In First Reviews
The Amazon-backed “Melania” documentary is getting torched by critics—who were barred from attending the Thursday night premiere screening—with some calling it propaganda and criticizing Melania Trump for touting herself as an immigrant while the Trump administration conducts immigration raids. “Melania” opened in theaters worldwide Friday, following a premiere at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. on Thursday night, which attracted guests including rapper Nicki Minaj and Trump administration officials. The film has raised eyebrows for the huge sum of money Amazon spent on it, including $40 million for the rights and another $35 million to market and distribute the movie, prompting director Brett Ratner to deny allegations Amazon wanted to curry favor with the Trump administration. Of the $40 million Amazon paid for the rights, Melania Trump reportedly pocketed more than 70% of that, or more than $28 million, the Wall Street Journal reported weeks after Amazon won the auction last February. Despite the massive price tag, the film has a muted box office outlook with Deadline and Variety projecting as much as a $5 million opening weekend, almost certainly not enough to beat new release “Send Help” or 2025 holdover “Avatar: Fire and Ash.” In a one-star review, The Guardian critic Xan Brooks slammed “Melania” as a film that “doesn’t have a single redeeming quality,” comparing it to a “medieval tribute to placate the greedy king on his throne.” Brooks said the film offers few revelations about its subject, who “moves through the action like a listless automaton, talking constantly but saying nothing.” In another one-star review, The Independent critic Nick Hilton called the first lady a “scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda.” He suggested the film is “part sop to Big Tech companies who require constant regulatory approval for financial manoeuvrings,” citing Amazon’s big investment in the movie and appearances by billionaires Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, who are included in footage of Trump’s inaugural celebrations. The Atlantic writer Sophie Gilbert called “Melania” a “disgrace,” criticizing Trump for profiting off the project while in office. Other critics said the documentary was aimless and that Trump appeared to be uncomfortable being filmed. Variety critic Daniel D’Addario said the documentary is “primarily a film about a woman walking into and out of rooms,” while Gilbert said Ratner “seems desperate to find action, but there is none, stating for much of the film, the camera captures Trump “walking from liminal place to liminal place in five-inch heels.” Critics Slam “melania” Amid Ice Raids Some critics called the expensive documentary’s release insensitive amid the Trump administration’s immigration raids, particularly because Melania Trump referenced being an immigrant both in the movie and at the Thursday night premiere. The Telegraph reported Trump “casts herself as immigrant underdog” in the movie, citing a scene in which she says: “The weight of history intertwined with my own journey as an immigrant ... is a reminder of why I respect this nation so deeply.” The Atlantic’s Gilbert wrote it is “galling” that the documentary was released to much fanfare by the Trump administration while its “militarized forces are killing Americans and detaining preschoolers,” likely referring to the recent killings of Renée Good and Alex Pretti by federal agents. D’Addario writes Trump says during the film, “In the end, no matter where we come from, we are bound by the same humanity,” and criticizes Ratner for failing to explore the “friction between these words and the ongoing refusal to acknowledge the humanity of immigrants and those who advocate for them.” The Independent’s Hilton criticized the same moment in the film, stating the documentary frames Trump as a “good” immigrant, “a far cry from the ones in cages, the ones tear gassed on the streets of Minneapolis, the ones festering in a jail cell in El Salvador.” Tangent “Melania” has been review-bombed online. On the film social networking platform Letterboxd, where users can rate movies on a scale of a half-star to five stars, thousands of users have given “Melania” a half-star rating, and the average stands at 1.2 stars. On Metacritic, a film review aggregator that also includes user reviews, “Melania” has an average rating of 0.4. Key Background “Melania” has garnered controversy ahead of its Friday release because of its massive price tag and its director, Ratner, whose career was derailed in 2017 after multiple women accused him of sexual assault, which he denied. Ratner also defended Amazon’s $75 million investment in the film at its Thursday premiere, stating the Amazon deal “wasn’t about corruption.” He called the backlash “silly because there’s a feature film and three episodes,” referring to an upcoming docuseries on Melania Trump that does not yet have a release date, and said the money helped hire a “top of the line” crew. But critics have questioned Amazon’s motives, including Ted Hope, a former Amazon film executive, who told the New York Times: “How can it not be equated with currying favor or an outright bribe? How can that not be the case?” https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2026/01/30/melania-movie-roasted-as-propaganda-by-critics-in-first-reviews/ |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Leroy on Jan 31st, 2026 at 3:55pm
Just went down to Reading Cinemas in Belmont to watch Melania but it was sold out, have to come back next week if i can get time.
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 31st, 2026 at 5:06pm mothra wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 2:52pm:
Tomatoes, or fish? |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 31st, 2026 at 5:22pm |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Carl D on Jan 31st, 2026 at 6:30pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 5:22pm:
Oh, dear. ;D I took this picture at 1:42pm, I didn't see much happening at the cinemas (I didn't go inside) and I assume most or all of the cars belong to people going to the Dome cafe and other shops next to the cinemas - or to Belmont Forum which was behind me, of course. I met some friends (a man and his wife) in the food court at Belmont Forum. I usually see them at Maddington and I asked them if they'd come to see Melania at the cinema and they just laughed. They're big Donald Trump fans but I don't hold that against them..lol. 20260131_134250.jpg (150 KB | 1
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by chimera on Jan 31st, 2026 at 6:45pm
This screen is OK to watch. $Trump crypto just hit a record crash.
https://www.coinspot.com.au/chart/trump click on 1d for today's action |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Melanias purse on Jan 31st, 2026 at 10:47pm Leroy wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 3:55pm:
Do tell when you manage to get in to see the movie, Leroy. Forget the stench, we're keen to hear how you manage to sit through an hour, with a subject like this: https://youtu.be/O51JwXnoOt4?si=MsRA2LCYjpS7pvNi |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Marla on Feb 1st, 2026 at 12:05am Leroy wrote on Jan 31st, 2026 at 11:28am:
Shpuldn't be too much of a problem for you in your native RuZZia |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Marla on Feb 1st, 2026 at 12:21am Yay for South Africa https://youtu.be/sWgRxeWrjAc |
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Title: Re: melania’s movie Post by Carl D on Feb 1st, 2026 at 12:40am Marla wrote on Feb 1st, 2026 at 12:21am:
I like the first comment on YouTube: Quote:
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