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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> America >> He clipped it on the table http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1769233527 Message started by Karnal on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 3:45pm

Title: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 3:45pm

https://youtu.be/aFzDUrwH7LU?si=azebPXCIwA3NgXvs

So he put a little - what do they call it? - cream on it.

I take the big aspirin, and when you take the big aspirin, they tell you, the bruise.

They tried talking him out of it. You don't have to take that, sir, the doc said, you're very healthy.

But he likes his heart. I'm not taking any chances, the big fella told the fakers on Air Force One.

His advice to Americans? Take Aspirin if you like your heart, but don't take Aspirin if you don't want a little bruise.

The 47th president's health has been a source of speculation for some time. His advice on Aspirin contrasts an earlier health warning he gave in September on Paracetamol, a common painkiller known to Americans by the brand name, Tylenol.

Taking Tylenol, he said, pausing to consider the impact of a presidential health warning - I'll say it, it's not good.

He went on to outline a well-researched side effect of the medication: autism, and the burden such cases place upon the health system and families, forced to care for retarded children.

Don't do it, the big fella said, just don't. Better to put up with a little bit - a little bit of pain. He advised American mothers to avoid all Tylenol and tough it out.

The president's health has been the subject of speculation for some time. He put these rumours to rest in December, in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, after rumours of an MRI had been leaked by the fake news.

The big fella said he'd had a small CT scan only. He didn't know why he'd been advised to have the scan and said he probably shouldn't share such private health details with the public. Still, he ran the most transparent administration in history and said he'd aced the test, making him the healthiest prez to have held office, maybe ever.

His doctor replied to the fakers to say the president had been given either a CT scan or MRI, it was hard to say. He'd prescribed a routine test to rule out any cardiovascular issues and the president had passed with flying colours. He described the 47th prez to be in exceptional health and perfectly suited to execute his duties as Commander in Chief.

You see? The big fella told the Journal. He has the heart of a prize-winning stallion. Have you heard of racehorse theory? He asked the journalist.

Look, it's all straightforward and nothing to worry about. The big fella banged his hand on the desk. He got a little bruise because of the big Aspirin, which he takes because he doesn't want thick blood pouring through his heart. He used a little cream to help heal the bruise, which comes in different tones.

The big fella briefed fakers on Air Force One, returning from the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, which was otherwise uneventful.

He'd clipped his hand while chairing his new Peace Board, where world leaders and other elites can sign up, pay a modest administration fee and make world peace. Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu were among the first to join.

The big fella has been prescribed additional hand cream for their next meeting.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Bobby. on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 3:56pm

President Trump said U.S. military forces are headed to Iran.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdDoHMn2As

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 3:59pm

KKKaroline Leavitt's face says it all.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 4:10pm

Bobby. wrote on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 3:56pm:

President Trump said U.S. military forces are headed to Iran.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdDoHMn2As

BREAKING...

Quote:

Trump says he takes higher daily dose of aspirin than doctors recommend

After Trump was diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, a common condition in older people, he was advised to wear compression socks but he declined.

"I didn't like them," Trump said, adding that he now gets up from his desk more regularly, which has improved swelling in his legs.

Still, the president said he preferred not to do any form of regular exercise, other than golfing.

"I just don't like it. It's boring," Trump said. "To walk on a treadmill or run on a treadmill for hours and hours like some people do, that's not for me."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c701z7g0ppro

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Bobby. on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 4:28pm

Hi Karnal,
Trump rides motor bikes - what a man.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 7:59pm

Hey Bobby, what do you think about a 79 year old prez lying about his medical procedures in such a cavalier, low-energy manner to the fake news?

Last time they asked him about it, he said Pam injured him with her wedding ring during a high five.

He's going to have another bruise next week, then another. That hand makeup's not going to go away.

Do you suggest he continue to come up with increasingly convoluted lies to hide his illness from the American people?

Are you willing to continue helping him to evade and distract?

Or do you think, after all you've said about the importance of honesty and integrity in political leadership, that he should just come clean?

Cheers.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Bobby. on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 8:02pm

Karnal wrote on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 7:59pm:

No - it's easy to explain - he scraped his hand on the brake lever of his motorbike.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 8:05pm

Bobby. wrote on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 8:02pm:

Karnal wrote on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 7:59pm:

No - it's easy to explain - he scraped his hand on the brake lever of his motorbike.

I see. So how does he get around the secret Service?

They wouldn't even let him drive down to the Capitol on Jan 6. How does he get on a motorbike to cruise through the urban war zones of America?

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Bobby. on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 8:09pm

Karnal wrote on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 8:05pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 8:02pm:

Karnal wrote on Jan 24^th, 2026 at 7:59pm:

No - it's easy to explain - he scraped his hand on the brake lever of his motorbike.

I see. So how does he get around the secret Service?

They wouldn't even let him drive down to the Capitol on Jan 6. How does he get on a motorbike to cruise through the urban war zones of America?

He rides with the Hell's Angels.
They protect him.

Trump gets protection from the Hell's Angels:

https://people.com/trump-says-immigrants-make-hells-angels-look-sweet-11889171

President Donald Trump said that immigrants make the Hell’s Angels biker club
look like “the sweetest people on Earth" during a Jan. 20 press briefing.

Trump also praised the Hell’s Angels, which the DOJ has previously called
a "criminal enterprise," saying the organization "voted for" and "protected me"

The comments come amid the Trump administration's controversial immigration crackdown.

https://archive.md/XB5Bz

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:07pm

Just so, Bobby. That criminal enterprise has some of the sweetest people on earth, like the Proud Boys, Jan 6 patriots and convicted drug trafficker Juan Hernandez, all of whom DL pardoned and released from serious jail time.

Like the Hell's Angels, Juan wanted to shove as many drugs up the gringos' noses as he could, and that's okay.

400 tons of coke is nothing to sneeze at, no? I don't even know why the DOJ would bother prosecuting these people.

They voted for and protected DL.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by ProudKangaroo on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:15pm

The man with Wolverine healing abilities, when it comes to a bullet wound to his ear, bruises like this for months at a time, because he shook hands or bumped a table.

Sure... not even Forrest would believe that bullshit.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:24pm

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:15pm:

Lol ;D

He takes the big Aspirin.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 3:01pm

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:15pm:

That's right, Sad. He clipped it on the table, it's no big deal.

DL copper a bullet from that leftard assassin as you rightly point out, God knows why the fakers are making such a big deal out of a minor stigmata wound.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by aquascoot on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 3:12pm

Trumps obese
He eats rubbish.

The presidency aged Obama by about 20 years.

Trump is always traveling
He is always at the podium.

I get exhausted thinking about his brutal schedule and I am much younger and skinnier and get more sleep.

The guy is a freaking legend.

Most 80 yos wouldn't make it through a day of his stress.

He is worth studying.

Could he drop dead tomorrow.
You betcha.
I think he would die with a smile on his face .
He would probably be in a threesome with a couple of babes.
What a life.

So much more achieved then his haters ( the chodes) .
They are timid fearful little men who live mediocre lives .
They are only famous at JB Hi Fi

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by chimera on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 3:35pm

aquascoot wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 3:12pm:

He would probably be in a threesome with a couple of babes.
What a life.

"Scarface", was an American gangster and businessman who attained notoriety during the Prohibition era as the co-founder and boss of the Chicago Outfit from 1925 to 1931.
Although Capone expanded the bootlegging business through increasingly violent means, his mutually profitable relationships with Mayor William Hale Thompson and the Chicago Police Department meant he seemed safe from law enforcement.
Capone apparently reveled in attention, such as the cheers from spectators when he appeared at baseball games. He made donations to various charities and was viewed by many as a "modern-day Robin Hood". The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre, in which seven people from rival gangs were murdered in broad daylight, damaged the public image of Chicago and Capone, leading influential citizens to demand government action and newspapers to dub Capone "Public Enemy No. 1". Capone indulged in custom suits, cigars, gourmet food and drink, and female companionship. He was particularly known for his flamboyant and costly jewelry. His favorite responses to questions about his activities were "I am just a businessman, giving the people what they want" and "All I do is satisfy a public demand". Capone had become a national celebrity and talking point with his PR being handled by A Quascoot a back street gambler.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by ProudKangaroo on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 3:56pm

aquascoot wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 3:12pm:

I suggest you actually read this book, Scoot:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3441957-i-want-to-make-a-difference

You clearly need a profound realignment of your moral compass, to genuinely reconsider what constitutes a good man, what truly matters, and what it actually means to make a positive difference in the world, not just spout hollow bromides that flatter your own prejudices.

If you keep pointing to Trump as that example, someone to aspire to, your internal compass is broken.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:05pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:24pm:

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:15pm:

Lol ;D

He takes the big Aspirin.

He most certainly does, Greggery. Thankfully, it's all explained here:

https://youtu.be/nxzie33auRI?si=nB7TxU8ZooX62cOD

The most open and transparent administration maybe ever, eh?

As opposed to Crooked Joe, the most corrupt and incompetent.

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:12pm

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 3:56pm:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 3:12pm:

I suggest you actually read this book, Scoot:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3441957-i-want-to-make-a-difference

You clearly need a profound realignment of your moral compass, ...

Suggesting that aquascoot, or any MAGA cult member, has a moral compass is probably one of the most generous claims you've ever made.

By the way, where are the Epstein files?

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:14pm

Karnal wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:05pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:24pm:

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:15pm:

Lol ;D

He takes the big Aspirin.

A stroke?

Give me a break ::)

Does this look like an old man who's had a stroke?

Why must the left always lie?

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:14pm

aquascoot wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 3:12pm:

Me too, dear. In the office by midday, out by 4 at the latest, and down to Mar a Lago for his four-day long weekends.

We all know why this exhausts you just thinking about it. Despite taking your clot shots, you must have caught long covid, you poor old thing.

Oh well, at least you tried.

Belt and braces, innit.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:17pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:14pm:

Karnal wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:05pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:24pm:

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:15pm:

Lol ;D

He takes the big Aspirin.

A stroke?

Give me a break ::)

Does this look like an old man who's had a stroke?

Why must the left always lie?

Come come, Greggery, nothing to see here, dear.

The leftards kept Sleepy Joe's dementia quiet for years.

He should have taken the big Aspirin, clearly.

They're all as bad as each other, no?

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:20pm

Karnal wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:17pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:14pm:

Karnal wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:05pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:24pm:

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:15pm:

Lol ;D

He takes the big Aspirin.

A stroke?

Give me a break ::)

Does this look like an old man who's had a stroke?

Why must the left always lie?

Come come, Greggery, nothing to see here, dear.

The leftards kept Sleepy Joe's dementia quiet for years.

He should have taken the big Aspirin, clearly.

They're all as bad as each other, no?

The big Aspirin is where it's at.

All the cool dictators are doing it.

The left will be laughing on the other side of their faces.

Title: Re: He clipped it on the table
Post by Karnal on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:32pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:20pm:

Karnal wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:17pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:14pm:

Karnal wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 5:05pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:24pm:

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 27^th, 2026 at 2:15pm:

Lol ;D

He takes the big Aspirin.

A stroke?

Give me a break ::)

Does this look like an old man who's had a stroke?

Why must the left always lie?

Come come, Greggery, nothing to see here, dear.

The leftards kept Sleepy Joe's dementia quiet for years.

He should have taken the big Aspirin, clearly.

They're all as bad as each other, no?

The big Aspirin is where it's at.

All the cool dictators are doing it.

The left will be laughing on the other side of their faces.

And that's okay. As our learned equine friend says, the big fella's got the leftists owned.

His latest trick is to send ICE in to take them out, no?

Four dimensional chess, innit.

Just killing it.