ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.
“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.
I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”
The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this smacking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”
I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:
“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR smacking BADGE!”

;D funny. I like that one.

Likely 70% of Ice agents should be investigated and eventually locked up.

Well, the East Coast folks are hip
There's no illegals hiding there
And the Southern folks they do more than talk
They herd 'em all right outta there...

The Mid West folks'll drive 'em out
Or shoot 'em all on sight
And the Northern Folks think it's really cool
To ship 'em all out overnight....

I wish they all would leave California
(Wish they all would leave California)
I wish they all would leave California NOW...

Down Texas way the Wetbacks
Just won't cross that Rio Grande
Because the Texan boys think it's all great joy
To shove 'em back into their land

Now Arizona's borders
Might seem mighty freakin' thin
But the folks down there, you know they just won't wear
Them illegals slipping in...

I wish they all would leave California
(Wish they all would leave California)
I wish they all would leave California NOW...

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2025 at 9:04pm:

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this smacking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?” I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores. About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure. So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs: “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR smacking BADGE!”

;D

That's as old as the 1980's  ::)

First LOL of the day.




greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 4^th, 2025 at 11:06am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jul 3rd, 2025 at 9:04pm: ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this smacking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?” I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores. About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure. So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs: “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR smacking BADGE!” ;D

As for ICE, these masked, jack-booted goons are a disgrace.

Rather than focusing on gang members they are going for the checkout and warehouse people working at Home Depot.