Just when you thought you'd seen and heard everything.

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114774905224497775


Quote:

Trump Fragrances are here. They’re called “Victory 45-47” because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success — For men and women. Get yourself a bottle, and don’t forget to get one for your loved ones too. Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!

;D ;D ;D

Someone posted this on X and I had to go to Truth Social to see if it was real or not.

I'm sure all the MAGA nuts will be falling over themselves to buy some... like the Trump Cards and fake Swiss watches.

Unbelievable!

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Well he has been victorious against a Left adversity like no other.
If Beckham can do it, why not him?

Attention  is currency

Dr Berger has 20 followers.
Hence he can't market a product for a profit.

The Kardashians, Andrew Tate, joe Rogan have ,maybe , 50 million followers.
Hence they can become millionaires off their fame.

Trump has maybe a  billion marketing opportunities.

Lucky Trump.

He must be as tired of winning as Dr Berger is of losing

I assume it smells like a geriatric's full diaper.

Peccary uses Lulu

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GCHsyL8WIAAijPC.jpg

What next? Will he create his very own Only Fans account? Will he start selling his used bathwater? Eww!

Trump has no sense of propriety.

He has no idea of conventional standards of behavior.
The leader of the free world should not be selling perfume
or any of the many other products he sells.

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2025 at 6:06am:

What next? Will he create his very own Only Fans account? Will he start selling his used bathwater? Eww!

You need to "pay attention", Armchair. The SM plays by the rules of the game itself.

How many fragrance brands did Joe weaksauce Biden come out with? How about Hussein?

He had a perfect opportunity with a Kenyan range, but no.

Despicable stuff.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2025 at 8:27am:

Trump has no sense of propriety. He has no idea of conventional standards of behavior. The leader of the free world should not be selling perfume or any of the many other products he sells.

Oh, come come, stop being such a silly old prude. Aquascoot's bought his. He's looking into the Trump bathrobe range too. He's even got Mrs Scoot going through the catalogue for fluffy slippers.

They were out of stock when the family visited the Vegas Trump International. You get that.

WITCH HUNT !!!

Big Donger wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2025 at 8:37am:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 8:27am: Trump has no sense of propriety. He has no idea of conventional standards of behavior. The leader of the free world should not be selling perfume or any of the many other products he sells. Oh, come come, stop being such a silly old prude. Aquascoot's bought his. He's looking into the Trump bathrobe range too. He's even got Mrs Scoot going through the catalogue for fluffy slippers. They were out of stock when the family visited the Vegas Trump International. You get that. WITCH HUNT !!!

Karnal,
you'd like that perfume -

smells like Trump's anus after he's had a good Bangalore curry.

Eau de colon.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2025 at 8:42am:

Big Donger wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 8:37am: Bobby. wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 8:27am: Trump has no sense of propriety. He has no idea of conventional standards of behavior. The leader of the free world should not be selling perfume or any of the many other products he sells. Oh, come come, stop being such a silly old prude. Aquascoot's bought his. He's looking into the Trump bathrobe range too. He's even got Mrs Scoot going through the catalogue for fluffy slippers. They were out of stock when the family visited the Vegas Trump International. You get that. WITCH HUNT !!! Karnal, you'd like that perfume - smells like Trump's anus after he's had a good Bangalore curry. Eau de colon.

Aquascoot, he's invoking it again. Tell him to cease and desist, please.

A lecture on karma would help too, thanks.

Cheers.

Big Donger wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2025 at 9:06am:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 8:42am: Big Donger wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 8:37am: Bobby. wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 8:27am: Trump has no sense of propriety. He has no idea of conventional standards of behavior. The leader of the free world should not be selling perfume or any of the many other products he sells. Oh, come come, stop being such a silly old prude. Aquascoot's bought his. He's looking into the Trump bathrobe range too. He's even got Mrs Scoot going through the catalogue for fluffy slippers. They were out of stock when the family visited the Vegas Trump International. You get that. WITCH HUNT !!! Karnal, you'd like that perfume - smells like Trump's anus after he's had a good Bangalore curry. Eau de colon. Aquascoot, he's invoking it again. Tell him to cease and desist, please. A lecture on karma would help too, thanks. Cheers.

Aqua has already ordered his Trump fragrances.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1388027075951174

I'm not taking sides here - I think trump is as much fun as the Old Colonel in Libya - with far less dress sense... I'm only in this for the laughs.   8-)

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 1^st, 2025 at 4:39pm:

I assume it smells like a geriatric's full diaper.

That's     'Biden - Your Time'      fragrance...


"Eau de Balleskite" ...... $249 US a bottle?  Is he fund raising for his retirement?

Maybe we could organise that for our pollies when we grab back their stolen 'future fund' ....  "Essence of Rat Weasel" ..... "Wong Pong International" ....."Keating Budget Perfume Range"  ......  "Gillard Persistent Presence" ...  "Bowen Trump De Oil"  ..... "Coal Face by Morrison"  ....  "Odour of Treachery"  ... "Feminist Rage" ....  "Outback Pushback" .....  "Zombie Voice" ....  "Atomic Albo"  ...  "Essence of Blackguardery" ....

If it's as good as his previous fragrances, like Empire, it will be another winning success:


https://basenotes.com/fragrances/empire-by-trump-by-donald-trump.26145592

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 1^st, 2025 at 4:39pm:

I assume it smells like a geriatric's full diaper.

You are sniffing your daddy Bbwiyawn, clammy wanker.

Back away.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2025 at 9:53am:

Big Donger wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 9:06am: Bobby. wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 8:42am: Big Donger wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 8:37am: Bobby. wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 8:27am: Trump has no sense of propriety. He has no idea of conventional standards of behavior. The leader of the free world should not be selling perfume or any of the many other products he sells. Oh, come come, stop being such a silly old prude. Aquascoot's bought his. He's looking into the Trump bathrobe range too. He's even got Mrs Scoot going through the catalogue for fluffy slippers. They were out of stock when the family visited the Vegas Trump International. You get that. WITCH HUNT !!! Karnal, you'd like that perfume - smells like Trump's anus after he's had a good Bangalore curry. Eau de colon. Aquascoot, he's invoking it again. Tell him to cease and desist, please. A lecture on karma would help too, thanks. Cheers. Aqua has already ordered his Trump fragrances.

Oh? A plastic bottle full of rebranded Brut 33, made in Chi-na.

Ah, the Superior Man, he upon the "narrow path to success". No doubt Aquascoot plans to give one to his son-in-law.

I hope he doesn't take it the wrong way. They used to spear white men offering beads and trinkets.

Perhaps Aquascoot could offer him a rebranded AR-15 instead, eh?

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS !!!

Frank wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2025 at 9:57pm:

If it's as good as his previous fragrances, like Empire, it will be another winning success: https://basenotes.com/fragrances/empire-by-trump-by-donald-trump.26145592

Success?

He sold two bottles, and those were to Eric.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2025 at 7:50am:

Frank wrote on Jul 2nd, 2025 at 9:57pm: If it's as good as his previous fragrances, like Empire, it will be another winning success: https://basenotes.com/fragrances/empire-by-trump-by-donald-trump.26145592 Success? He sold two bottles, and those were to Eric.

I know, Greggery, but it's the thought that counts, no?

Hunter Biden gave $10,000 to the big guy too, remember?

And that's okay. To date, Eric's made $4,000,000,000.

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!