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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl Member Run Boards >> Fringe >> battle of the northern seas http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1741764989 Message started by chimera on Mar 12^th, 2025 at 5:36pm

Title: battle of the northern seas
Post by chimera on Mar 12^th, 2025 at 5:36pm

Denmark's Defence Minister Poulsen said the emergency $2bn Au would allow for the purchase of two new inspection ships, two new long-range drones and two extra dog sled teams. This should be sufficient to suppress any raids by Trump-Musk Real Estate and Golf Inc. It puts Greenland first and great again and rebuilds the Viking domination of the Greenland Ocean. If needed, another dog sled is ready to go.

Title: Re: battle of the northern seas
Post by Jasin on Mar 12^th, 2025 at 6:04pm

Greenland gains self independence and renamed it's country as Yellow Land and puts forth it's first claim to the United Nations for handouts.

Title: Re: battle of the northern seas
Post by chimera on Mar 12^th, 2025 at 6:40pm

It's expected that selling one (1) dog sled and prime-movers and half of the two (2) drones will provide the balance of revenue. Sell the remaining sled and the debt moves from the red into green.

Title: Re: battle of the northern seas
Post by Jasin on Mar 12^th, 2025 at 7:10pm

Denmark's economy is booming thanks to Greenland.
It's a trinket down effect

Title: Re: battle of the northern seas
Post by chimera on Mar 13^th, 2025 at 1:28am

Trump is booming. Dogs are yapping. mush mush.