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Message started by John_Taverner on Mar 25th, 2024 at 5:11pm

Title: Hot Cross Buns
Post by John_Taverner on Mar 25th, 2024 at 5:11pm
Which do you prefer? With fruit, without fruit, with chocolate or something else. Which is the most woke?  ;D

My hot cross bun had horns on it. I think the machine must have been bumped. Is that an omen?

(This is an experiment)

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Jasin on Mar 25th, 2024 at 5:33pm
Hi John. Where you been?
The best bun is the free one.

What was Jesus Christ's last words to his Jewish People (of whom he wanted to rule over) who put him up on the Cross?

"Wait till me little brother Hitler gets yas - ya bastards!" >:(

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by MeisterEckhart on Mar 25th, 2024 at 5:49pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 5:33pm:
What was Jesus Christ's last words to his Jewish People (of whom he wanted to rule over) who put him up on the Cross?

"Wait till me little brother Hitler gets yas - ya bastards!" >:(

You mean Titus.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Grappler Truth Teller Feller on Mar 25th, 2024 at 6:10pm
Where are the anti-Crusader riots in the streets?

Will Foolies and Crawls ban them for 'sensitivity' reasons?  'Sensitivity' can cost the nation access to a Horizontal Falls .... why not Hotex Buns?

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by chimera on Mar 25th, 2024 at 6:22pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 6:10pm:
anti-Crusader

The croissants? chrisake. pork croissant with XXXX.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Grappler Truth Teller Feller on Mar 25th, 2024 at 7:40pm

chimera wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 6:22pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 6:10pm:
anti-Crusader

The croissants? chrisake. pork croissant with XXXX.


Heaven in Bankistan ......  XXXX you say?   Brisbandar Abass...  with a VB in Meccalbourne  ....

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by John_Taverner on Mar 25th, 2024 at 8:28pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 6:10pm:
Where are the anti-Crusader riots in the streets?

Will Foolies and Crawls ban them for 'sensitivity' reasons?  'Sensitivity' can cost the nation access to a Horizontal Falls .... why not Hotex Buns?


Interesting. I wondered how long it would take. On "sensitivity", I just watched a movie on SBS on Demand called "(This is not) a Christmas Movie" It's in Dutch, but if you don't mind the subtitles, it's hilarious.

It starts with a teacher being given an early holiday for saying something "racist". It brings "awkward" to a new level.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by chimera on Mar 25th, 2024 at 8:36pm
A Muslim on the Malaysia plane next to me made no racist comment when I asked the hostess for a plonk (red, smooth, fruity finish), passed across his seat. But his eyes bored deep into my throat as the fires of hell rose higher.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by John_Taverner on Mar 25th, 2024 at 9:32pm

chimera wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 8:36pm:
A Muslim on the Malaysia plane next to me made no racist comment when I asked the hostess for a plonk (red, smooth, fruity finish), passed across his seat. But his eyes bored deep into my throat as the fires of hell rose higher.


Strange. Wine is quite popular in Malaysia. They even have some good wineries from memory.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Baronvonrort on Mar 25th, 2024 at 9:35pm

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 5:11pm:
Which do you prefer? With fruit, without fruit, with chocolate or something else. Which is the most woke? 

(This is an experiment)


I prefer this one.

https://www.bakersdelight.com.au/products/mocha-hot-cross-bun/



Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by John_Taverner on Mar 26th, 2024 at 6:36am

Baronvonrort wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 9:35pm:

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 5:11pm:
Which do you prefer? With fruit, without fruit, with chocolate or something else. Which is the most woke? 

(This is an experiment)


I prefer this one.

https://www.bakersdelight.com.au/products/mocha-hot-cross-bun/


Might have a new favourite.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Bobby. on Mar 26th, 2024 at 6:46am
I gave up on hot cross buns 20 years ago -
they are full of sugar and taste awful to me.

Why do they put sugar in bread?


Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by chimera on Mar 26th, 2024 at 7:57am

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 9:32pm:
Wine is quite popular in Malaysia.

The unbelievers do sink into pits of alcohol and swine and judgement awaits. The hostie apologised to her fellow Malay for the wicked apostate next to him. He politely accepted and forgave the offence, this time.
(the plane was at 30,000 feet over the Muslim fishing boats so I sat quietly, in true submission, peace be to the righteous ones).

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Grappler Truth Teller Feller on Mar 26th, 2024 at 8:37am
Are their swineries as good as their wineries?

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by chimera on Mar 26th, 2024 at 11:14am
Yes they're working on it. Directly boosting methane to alcohol remains a great challenge, like marketing pig wine. "Swill it and get pissed"?

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Gnads on Mar 27th, 2024 at 8:39am
Hot Cross Buns were on the shelves in Supermarkets on the 1st of January.

I love fruit buns but tell me why they are not available all year and why the crosses are on them 3 to 4 months prior to Easter?

Since Sunday media outlets(TV & PRINT) & Unions have been pushing the celebration the Hindu festival "Holi" .....


Quote:
Holi is a popular and significant Hindu festival celebrated as the Festival of Colours, Love, and the return of Spring.


What's the bet there will be SFA mention of the Easter weekend starting Friday?

So the Hindus in Australia now celebrate a Spring festival of Hindus in India in autumn in Australia.

These clowns celebrate all other cultures religious celebrations .....

and typically ignore traditional Australian Christian  religious celebrations?

btw I'm not religious ..... it's just the bias is obvious.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Gnads on Mar 27th, 2024 at 8:42am

Bobby. wrote on Mar 26th, 2024 at 6:46am:
I gave up on hot cross buns 20 years ago -
they are full of sugar and taste awful to me.

Why do they put sugar in bread?



It's a sweet cinnamon bun .... not bread

clown. ::)

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by chimera on Mar 27th, 2024 at 9:04am

Gnads wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 8:39am:
Hot Cross Buns were on the shelves in Supermarkets on the 1st of January.

..... it's just the bias is obvious.

no it's not.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Gnads on Mar 27th, 2024 at 9:22am

chimera wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 9:04am:

Gnads wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 8:39am:
Hot Cross Buns were on the shelves in Supermarkets on the 1st of January.

..... it's just the bias is obvious.

no it's not.


Don't edit my posts Chimp.

And yes it is.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Jasin on Mar 27th, 2024 at 9:27am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 6:10pm:
Where are the anti-Crusader riots in the streets?

Will Foolies and Crawls ban them for 'sensitivity' reasons?  'Sensitivity' can cost the nation access to a Horizontal Falls .... why not Hotex Buns?

;D Haven't heard those two.
I know of Moles for Coles.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Jasin on Mar 27th, 2024 at 9:33am
Hot Cross Buns were originally a traditional east-African ritual of homo-sexual rape torturing. To be given a crossed bun, is to be given an arse with a cross painted on it. It was the only food 'bunned' men were allowed to eat until they exiled themselves to spread the word like Messiahs, of the joys of Gay sex.

Now we see the destruction of White culture by 'bunned' men who's arses rule their punctured lives as they betray their own race and its culture and have it bend over and take it up the arse by other cultures.

YOUR CULTURE AND RACE ARE BEING ARSE-FU_CKED AND BETRAYED BY YOUR HOMO-RETARDS.

...that's basically what is happening.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by chimera on Mar 27th, 2024 at 9:45am

Gnads wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 9:22am:

chimera wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 9:04am:

Gnads wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 8:39am:
Hot Cross Buns were on the shelves in Supermarkets on the 1st of January.

..... it's just the bias is obvious.

no it's not.


Don't edit my posts Chimp.

And yes it is.

That's not editing. Those are your words as written and are contradictory.  Shops push the buns and you complain the crosses are on too early.  TV always shows church Easter messages.  No bias.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by Jasin on Mar 27th, 2024 at 9:56am
Gnads is cross you know.
Tighten you buns Chimera.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by chimera on Mar 27th, 2024 at 10:10am
Road sign:
'Rabbits cross at night'.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by John_Taverner on Mar 29th, 2024 at 5:14pm

chimera wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 10:10am:
Road sign:
'Rabbits cross at night'.

- but they are perfectly placid during the day.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by John_Taverner on Mar 29th, 2024 at 5:17pm

Gnads wrote on Mar 27th, 2024 at 8:39am:
and typically ignore traditional Australian Christian  religious celebrations?

btw I'm not religious ..... it's just the bias is obvious.


Eostre is the pagan fertility goddess of humans and crops. The traditional colors of the festival are green, yellow and purple. The symbols used are hares and eggs, representing fertility (because we all know that bunnies breed like, well, rabbits) and new life.

Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by John_Taverner on Mar 29th, 2024 at 5:22pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 26th, 2024 at 8:37am:
Are their swineries as good as their wineries?


At least two piggeries in Australia are owned by Muslims. There is no God but Moolah.



Title: Re: Hot Cross Buns
Post by chimera on Mar 29th, 2024 at 6:30pm

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 5:14pm:
- but they are perfectly placid during the day.

Round here, they're hot cross bunnies.

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