I think so. They add a new dynamic, a variety, new experiences, more communication.

:o
Hell no!

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 11:28am:

:o Hell no!

Really? That is quite surprising.
I find they add creativity, a fun aspect at times.

Depends if the girl likes them or not. I found about 60 - 40 against but it may depend on other things.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 9:01pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 11:28am: :o Hell no! Really? That is quite surprising. I find they add creativity, a fun aspect at times.

You're kidding me right?
What are you going to do when you wake up with a strap on up your arse  :o and your wife saying "Isn't this just fun?!" :D

Dnarever wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 9:22pm:

Depends if the girl likes them or not. I found about 60 - 40 against but it may depend on other things.

yes, both people have to be involved and happy to experiment.

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 11:21pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 9:01pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 11:28am: :o Hell no! Really? That is quite surprising. I find they add creativity, a fun aspect at times. You're kidding me right? What are you going to do when you wake up with a strap on up your arse  :o and your wife saying "Isn't this just fun?!" :D

A sensible comment would be appreciated
If any sex toys whatsoever are not your thing, then just say, 'Sorry, not my thing ever, under no circumstances at all do I ever want to explore our sexuality in any manner at all.'

Sorry Sprint

Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 11:21pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 9:01pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 11:28am: :o Hell no! Really? That is quite surprising. I find they add creativity, a fun aspect at times. You're kidding me right? What are you going to do when you wake up with a strap on up your arse  :o and your wife saying "Isn't this just fun?!" :D

A professional opinion from an expert user willing to share his experience.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 3:17am:

Dnarever wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 9:22pm: Depends if the girl likes them or not. I found about 60 - 40 against but it may depend on other things. yes, both people have to be involved and happy to experiment.

Yes, this.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:39am:

Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 11:21pm: Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 9:01pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 11:28am: :o Hell no! Really? That is quite surprising. I find they add creativity, a fun aspect at times. You're kidding me right? What are you going to do when you wake up with a strap on up your arse  :o and your wife saying "Isn't this just fun?!" :D A professional opinion from an expert user willing to share his experience.

I've just stated I'm not into 'toys' you idiot.  ::)

Jasin wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 1:02pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 9:39am: Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 11:21pm: Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 9:01pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 11:28am: :o Hell no! Really? That is quite surprising. I find they add creativity, a fun aspect at times. You're kidding me right? What are you going to do when you wake up with a strap on up your arse  :o and your wife saying "Isn't this just fun?!" :D A professional opinion from an expert user willing to share his experience. I've just stated I'm not into 'toys' you idiot.  ::)

Because JSin is a toy?

Could the moderator delete all offtopic abusive comments please?

I'm fine with that.

I won't post here again

Dnarever wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 9:22pm:

Depends if the girl likes them or not. I found about 60 - 40 against but it may depend on other things.

So of the 100 girls/guys you slept with only 40 liked you shoving  your dildo up their ass ?

I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm:

I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on.

I hope you had some leather to bite on , whilst they removed the slug from your ass lol

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm:

I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on.

Now you've gone and gotten Bobby all excited  ::)

John Smith wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:52pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 7:12pm: I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on. Now you've gone and gotten Bobby all excited  ::)

Looks like you got the jump on him , ya ole fag lol

This thread is sick -

why doesn't Aussie lock it?

BigP wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 8:36pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 7:52pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 7:12pm: I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on. Now you've gone and gotten Bobby all excited  ::) Looks like you got the jump on him , ya ole fag lol

He wishes I'd jump him

It's a slippery slope ...

1 thing leads to another , then you'll be growing tits 🤷‍♂️

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Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm:

I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on.

Belgarion would have standards i doubt he would give it to you with a strap on.


Quote:

The strangest things men have shoved up their bottoms for pleasure: From a WW1 bomb to a FISH - and 20 McDonald's Happy Meal toys... new book reveals history of extreme masturbation techniques What do artillery shells, aquatic animals and McDonald's Happy Meal toys all have in common? The answer, probably to your horror, is that they have all been inserted in men's bottoms for sexual pleasure. A new book detailing the history of extreme self-pleasuring techniques has laid bare how far some go in search of a 'perfect' orgasm - and the psychology behind it. More here for takes it up the arse til he cries- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13215463/The-strangest-things-men-shoved-bottoms-pleasure-WW1-bomb-FISH-20-McDonalds-Happy-Meal-toys-new-book-reveals-history-extreme-masturbation-techniques.html

Takes it up the arse till he cries should realise doctors aren't stupid here is some advice for you.

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John Smith wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:30pm:

BigP wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 8:36pm: John Smith wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 7:52pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 7:12pm: I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on. Now you've gone and gotten Bobby all excited  ::) Looks like you got the jump on him , ya ole fag lol He wishes I'd jump him

Before you jump anyone , give your crush a couple of 1 pumps

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dear master Light,

what more proof of the End Times do we need?

Baronvonrort wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:46pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25th, 2024 at 7:12pm: I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on. Belgarion would have standards i doubt he would give it to you with a strap on. Quote: The strangest things men have shoved up their bottoms for pleasure: From a WW1 bomb to a FISH - and 20 McDonald's Happy Meal toys... new book reveals history of extreme masturbation techniques What do artillery shells, aquatic animals and McDonald's Happy Meal toys all have in common? The answer, probably to your horror, is that they have all been inserted in men's bottoms for sexual pleasure. A new book detailing the history of extreme self-pleasuring techniques has laid bare how far some go in search of a 'perfect' orgasm - and the psychology behind it. More here for takes it up the arse til he cries- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13215463/The-strangest-things-men-shoved-bottoms-pleasure-WW1-bomb-FISH-20-McDonalds-Happy-Meal-toys-new-book-reveals-history-extreme-masturbation-techniques.html Takes it up the arse till he cries should realise doctors aren't stupid here is some advice for you.

Bvr demonstrates that he has expert knowledge of what has been inserted into anuses over the centuries.

Bvr would have a PhD in anal sex if any university would allow the disgusting old codger entry.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:02pm:

This thread is sick - why doesn't Aussie lock it?

Hes probably hiding in the closet and hasn't seen lol

Bobby. wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 10:03pm:

dear master Light, what more proof of the End Times do we need?

By the looks of that pic, all the light has been sucked into a black hole lol

The sex toy industry has saved the lives of denizens Bvr and Belgarion who have found each other and discovered new ways of finding each other.

These two old codgers would have been in the dumpster by now had they not mastered sex toys and each other.

Sex toys have livened these two old perverts so much they could introduce a dumpster and their walking frames into their sex play.

Have you anything to say about Sprint's use of sex toys?

Jasin wrote on Mar 26^th, 2024 at 6:55pm:

Have you anything to say about Sprint's use of sex toys?

Yes.

Cadavers have a better sex life than MenstrualCyclist.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 9:49am:

I think so. They add a new dynamic, a variety, new experiences, more communication.

I will try to provide a sensible response.

1. While I have had sex with women who have had sex toys, it appeared it was more their gratification when there was no partner involved, ie, self gratification.
2. While I have not been a super stud with 100s of partners, I have not encountered a woman who requested or was interested in the use of these toys. i never offered it.
3. In married life there has been no need or request.

Therefore not having engaged with sex toys I cannot comment on their benefit to the relationship.

All that I know is that when they open the drawer full of toys.
I get scared, really scared and am basically out the door like a Moccona Coffee advert. I think I even cried "mummy" :'( once in fear, before calling the female Cops.

Jasin wrote on Mar 27^th, 2024 at 7:35am:

All that I know is that when they open the drawer full of toys. I get scared, really scared and am basically out the door like a Moccona Coffee advert. I think I even cried "mummy" :'( once in fear, before calling the female Cops.

JSin fears women with strap-ons, however he does not appear to fear men with or without strap-ons.

It also says something about JSin when his sex partner's first act is to "open the drawer full of toys" according to JSin's confession.

Your incoherent drug-addled brain making no sense or wit of humour. Your cacophony of words are drunkenly vomited in your attempt at comprehension and imagination. So let's rap it up for you and say "You're a fu_ckwit".

Jasin wrote on Mar 27^th, 2024 at 9:24am:

Your incoherent drug-addled brain making no sense or wit of humour. Your cacophony of words are drunkenly vomited in your attempt at comprehension and imagination. So let's rap it up for you and say "You're a fu_ckwit".

Is this JSin's limp-dick attempt at foreplay?

No wonder females reach for the "drawer-full of sex toys" when JSin initiates foreplay. JSin has confessed to being a sex-toy voyeur.

Does this explain why JSin was given a 'watch' for Christmas?

There's some funny Posters on this Forum.
You're not one of them.
In fact, you're an embarrassment. Go back to the Troll Cave PA where you belong.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

I won't post here again

;D So you're also into babies dummies?

Boohoo diddums.

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