We can all discuss that in The Tavern.

You keep telling us all about what you have to do or what you are about to do.

When will we see some photos?

   Wombat...

     https://i.postimg.cc/fTK6c77m/Screenshot-2024-01-10-at-22-14-22-wombat-poo-on-grass-often-260nw-2339296963-jpg-WEBP-Image-388-2.png

         :D

What a shitty post!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thought of taking and posting some photos, Shonk, but your bumboy, bringer of darkness, would steal them.

Tough.

But here are some photos:

Dabinet apple tree in fruit:
https://walcotnursery.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/dabinett2.jpg

Cox Orange Pippin:
https://kingco.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/catalog_Malus-cox_shutterstock_119930392-Malus-domestica-Coxs-Orange-Pippin-Bareroot-6-8cm-girth.jpg

Hubbardston Nonsuch:
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DjaPr2zU2_c/SPVRcD9LIeI/AAAAAAAAAHc/XRi7PcCu710/w320-h299/H+Nonesuch.jpg


The H. Nonsuch very nice looking apples.

Who cares if they are 'stolen.'  They are  not worth anything other than as proof of your numerous claims of trees and work being done etc.

Are you a lawyer, Shonk? I am beginning to doubt that.

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 11^th, 2024 at 4:57pm:

Are you a lawyer, Shonk? I am beginning to doubt that.

And I am beginning to doubt any of the tress you discuss or works being done actually exist.

The beans of Lisa Jones Episode Two!

Sorry Shonk. When you excused your bumboy for stealing my images and videos you destroyed any chance of me posting photos of my trees or whatever.

You reap what you sow, Shonk.

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 11^th, 2024 at 6:01pm:

Sorry Shonk. When you excused your bumboy for stealing my images and videos you destroyed any chance of me posting photos of my trees or whatever. You reap what you sow, Shonk.

Could not care less, Monk.  It looks like you are as full of bullshit as you accused Jones of being.  Excuses excuses.

Good try Shonk.

You stuffed your chance of pictures.

Your bumboy (fellow catfish?) used a photo constantly that I had asked him not to use. You know he is a troll. Then I found the thief had loaded that photo—a photo I took—onto an image hosting website!

That piece of scum means: no more photos and stuff you you clown!

More excuses, Lisa.

Blah blah blah.

Aussie wrote on Jan 11^th, 2024 at 8:40pm:

More excuses, Lisa.

Still calls it Lisa- well and truly catfished

Delicious looking apples Monk- you are doing very well.

Agnes.. wrote on Jan 11^th, 2024 at 9:15pm:

Delicious looking apples Monk- you are doing very well.

Yes, fungus....Lisa grew them.

  :D :D :D
The Shonk is getting desperate

LOL!

Silly Shonk. Defends Bringer of Darkness stealing my photos and videos, now demands I post more photos?

But I wanted to show off so posted all the photos that will be posted.

Good thing I took photos of the Moorcroft and noticed the fungal/bacterial blight had returned. Be pruning/spraying directly.

Agnes.. wrote on Jan 11^th, 2024 at 9:15pm:

Delicious looking apples Monk- you are doing very well.

LOL, Agnes, those were photos I pinched off the web! But look under Fireblight and you will see some real photos. Bringer of Darkness will no doubt download them all and post them without permission, he is that sort of turd. The lax moderation here will let him get away with it.

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 10:08am:

Seven cherry trees planted! Two Kentish Sour preserving cherries—preserve, country wine, melomel Stella—modern big purple sweet and, errr, that is about it. It and the Kent Sour will pollinate the sweet cherries. Older varieties—Napoleon Biggarow and Early Burlat sweet cherries. No idea which is which, labels lost over time/moving. Once I get some fruit I will know which is which. Also planted 3 pear trees and a hydrangea. Busy morning. Cherries are in mounds of bought soil on what was a driveway—very compacted by cars etc driving over it. Am planting ground covers incl strawberries to stabilise the mounds. Will also plant plum trees on the nature strip in front of the second block. Why not? 20 x 15m of ground growing just grass. Eat, preserve, country wine and mead.

Photos or it did not happen Lisa.

Get lost you poor little catfished idiot.

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 3:32pm:

Get lost you poor little catfished idiot.

Yes, I have been "catfished"....by you.

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 3:55pm:

By Larry. You poor little lowlife  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Cherry photo 2. Quite pale the Kentish. Means I can add a few Kg of cherries to a Belgian beer. Might even try to make a lambic and/or Flanders Brown.

The only person on the www who has fleeced me of cash is you, Lisa.

You got your $60. That is settled.

You could have had a $100+ cake aka “fart fuel” but games too important to you, eh?

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 4:15pm:

You got your $60. That is settled. You could have had a $100+ cake aka “fart fuel” but games too important to you, eh?

If if did, I would have said so Lisa.

I TOLD you that when I pushed the envellope with your $60 in it into the pillar box that as far as I was concerned the matter was settled. You had hours and hours to make other arrangements but you did not do so. Not my problem.

Sure, so you declare, but fact is, you are the only person on the www who has ever 'catfished' me Lisa.

Maybe, you'll think twice before making again that allegation, ey Lisa?

Search the abc website for catfishing and stop making an idiot of yourself.

Aussie wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 2:40pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 13th, 2024 at 10:08am: Seven cherry trees planted! Two Kentish Sour preserving cherries—preserve, country wine, melomel Stella—modern big purple sweet and, errr, that is about it. It and the Kent Sour will pollinate the sweet cherries. Older varieties—Napoleon Biggarow and Early Burlat sweet cherries. No idea which is which, labels lost over time/moving. Once I get some fruit I will know which is which. Also planted 3 pear trees and a hydrangea. Busy morning. Cherries are in mounds of bought soil on what was a driveway—very compacted by cars etc driving over it. Am planting ground covers incl strawberries to stabilise the mounds. Will also plant plum trees on the nature strip in front of the second block. Why not? 20 x 15m of ground growing just grass. Eat, preserve, country wine and mead. Photos or it did not happen Lisa.

No one owes you photos of anything you dumbarse. 

If Shonk can’t play games he will die.

Enough photos, Shonk? Not like “Lisa” your catfish, is it?

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 14^th, 2024 at 11:01am:

Enough photos, Shonk? Not like “Lisa” your catfish, is it?

Nope Lisa.  You need to improve.  Let's see the photos of the two non working washing machines.

When they are doing duty as root cellars, OK Shonk?

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 14^th, 2024 at 1:58pm:

When they are doing duty as root cellars, OK Shonk?

Photos Lisa, or you are bullshitting.

Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 14^th, 2024 at 1:58pm:

When they are doing duty as root cellars, OK Shonk?

Yes Lisa.

Shonk--a great name for the twat!

I have given the creep lots of photos. His comparing me to Lisa posting postage stamp pictures that could be anything is bullshit.

Dunno how I will go getting like a root cellar dug into the hill I dunno.

Rows are 2m apart—can the machine get high enough up the hill to dig a trench between the trees deeper than the washing machines/dishwashers whatever they are I dunno. Between trees is 4m of space (almost, less branches) so that is OK—the machine I have in mind is not a 30 ton bobcat  ;D. It fits on a trailer.

Need to take the motors out, paint parts with thick sealing paint, see if some sort of shelves can be rigged or just use buckets. Fun!

I think you are.

You crap on about me sending you a cheque(?) then need to find where to look to see if I mentioned sending a cheque.

Seek help.

Jovial Monk wrote on Feb 1^st, 2024 at 6:13pm:

I think you are. You crap on about me sending you a cheque(?) then need to find where to look to see if I mentioned sending a cheque. Seek help.

You wish is my command.  Your PMs to me.

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Go away Aussie.

Jovial Monk wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2024 at 12:10pm:

Go away Aussie.

Got ya, Monk. 

If you had not kept insisting I had received that envelope yo claimed to have sent to a PO three plus hours away from me, this would have long ago ended.

I have never received it, I made no phone call to any number including the number you said Mr Smith mentioned, and now everyone want to know why you reckon you sent cash, but it turns out you actually said you were sending a cheque made out to me.

You got the envelope. Go away and seek medical help.

Agnes.. wrote on Feb 4^th, 2024 at 7:56pm:

Very momentous I have to say-

Why do you 'have to say.'  Is this yet another area of your endless expertise, and you have to grudgingly acknowledge something?

You are so full of poo, Fungus Moronicus!

Why did you delete my Post, Monk?  Protecting the pretentious ignorant?

If I had directed it at Bobby, you would have applauded.

Deplorable preferential modding to add to you increasing list of lack of integrity.

LOL you moron.

Might have just been me but I'm sure this thread disappeared for a while last night or this morning?

But, it's back again and I always have a bit of a chuckle when I read it. I'm also waiting to see if JM can repost one of Bobby's videos here in less than a minute after Bobby posts it in Environment (I think the record so far is about 2 minutes).

I'm especially amused by the use of the word "dreck". I have to admit I'd never seen or heard of it before.

:)

Yeah, I was fiddling about last night trying something, forgot to unhide a couple threads (was about 3am when I logged off.)

Who would blame her for that.  Once licked, never going there again!

Thought you were going to punish OzPol and stay away 4X the ban period?

;D

You forget to tell us about how Agnes has 'destroyed' the Tavern MRB.  Why is that Monk?

You been pussy whipped?

Show us some photos Monk.  I'll bet it is an untidy mess.