A bit of technology.

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I had to return a faulty screwdriver to Bunnings once. It took about 5 minutes to explain what was wrong with it. I had to demo it for them.

Wrong shop, they don't do booze.

Looks like a Flat-head Screwdriver to me.

Phillip had a flat head and was chinless, on a liquid diet.

What's that got to do with Vodka and Orange?
You've obviously been hit with a Coconut at some time.

And then...

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Jasin wrote on Sep 16^th, 2023 at 5:46pm:

What's that got to do with Vodka and Orange? You've obviously been hit with a Coconut at some time.

Ya put the lime in da coconut.

Jasin wrote on Sep 16^th, 2023 at 5:46pm:

Vodka and Orange? Coconut .

Very nish drinky but can blow your mind.

freediver wrote on Sep 16^th, 2023 at 11:31am:

I had to return a faulty screwdriver to Bunnings once. It took about 5 minutes to explain what was wrong with it. I had to demo it for them.

I know - it was a left hand screwdriver?     :)

You can never tighten using them, you have to buy the pair.

Sir Eoin O Fada wrote on Sep 16^th, 2023 at 11:09am:

A bit of technology.

    ;D    ;D    ;D

The Xtorque PH2, 75mm Phillips PH3 Torsion Magnetic Driver Bit has been designed for superior fit and forged to withstand more load, the Torsion bit lasts up to three times longer than standard bits. 
XTREME TORSION TECHNOLOGY for high torque application  allows the torsion section of the bit holder to flex under load, taking pressure off of the bit tip for increased durability in high torque applications.
PRECISION-FIT TIP prevents "Cam-Out” and stripping. Black phosphate coating provides a nice industrial look and improved rust resistance over standard S2 steel.The process takes advantage of the low solubility of phosphates at medium or high pH. The bath is a solution of phosphoric acid (H3PO4), containing the desired iron, zinc or manganese cations and other additives. The acid reacts with the iron metal producing hydrogen and iron cations:
Fe2 + 2H3O→ Fe2+ H2 + 2H2O. The reaction consuming protons raises the pH of the solution in the immediate vicinity of the surface, until eventually the phosphates become insoluble and get deposited over it. S2 steel includes 0.9%-1.1% carbon and other elements such as chromium, molybdenum and vanadium which help improve its wear resistance and strength. This type of steel can be hardened up to 64 HRC (Rockwell scale).

Phillips Vodka is produced by Phillips Distilling Company in Minneapolis, Minnesota and is quadruple-distilled and bottled at 40% ABV.

Estimates of the annual death toll resulting from vodka consumption extend up to the thousands in Russia. Seizing control of the state spirits monopoly Rosspirtprom and its Kristall distillery gave Vladimir Putin power as prime minister and president and "Putinka" ("little Putin") brand of vodka became a bestseller, partly to Putin's financial benefit. A SSC-8 or Screwdriver cruise missile system was developed in Russia, the system uses 9M728 and 9M729 long-range cruise missiles with nuclear warheads guided by vodka heads.

The racist band from the 80s?


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At least they don't bend over like they do in America
and take black dong up the arse as Anti-Whites. ;D

Skrewdriver playing to their usual packed house
of 38 patrons.  Must've been a good night?

They're not anti-blacks (as Democrat America makes out).
They're just PRO-WHITE.


...I heard the Black Power gig got nothing but Nihonese Punks turn up.  ;D