So my god damn weed store on Mondays usually has this great deal: 2 2g joints for $15 and in most cases its crappy, skunky floor sweepings weed but it does the trick (in most of my high-tolerance meltdowns) only to discover this "deal" has been suspended. Yeah, that's the smacking word they use "suspended" and why might you ask? There seems to be a "paper shortage" which means rolling paper shortage.


So I guess I'm back to these government-sponsored pussy placebo edibles which never do poo unless you ingest over 70mg (again, high-tolerance meltdown) and then you're just buggered for the rest of the day.


So, yeah, thanks again, Obama.

Mort Dooley thinks he's in Australia, he must be a crackhead too.

Marla should be able to get anything she wants now -
even novelty types:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFYJjFWu_Fo

chimera wrote on Aug 15^th, 2023 at 6:41am:

Mort Dooley thinks he's in Australia, he must be a crackhead too.

moron torty has the I.Q. of a dog biscuit.

when the thread title and topic have nothing in common  :D :D

Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Aug 15^th, 2023 at 10:07am:

when the thread title and topic have nothing in common  :D :D

Shut up, Obama

chimera wrote on Aug 15^th, 2023 at 6:41am:

Mort Dooley thinks he's in Australia, he must be a crackhead too.

????? How did I become part of this pointless conversation????

I am not a user of intoxicants of any kind. I would like to visit Australia some day but since so much of its people seem obsessed with America I would only come for a visit, not to live there. The last time I was in Colorado I asked how legal weed was working out for them. The locals that don't use it seem to feel it brought more problems to their communities. Drivers stopping for green traffic lights and conversations that wandered off into the twilight zone. Apparently marlin isn't an isolated case.

marla is a troll account

Mortdooley wrote on Aug 19^th, 2023 at 8:37pm:

I would only come for a visit, not to live there. .

Mort lives at Ozpolitic and goes through all the red lights. Particularly in the twilight zone and he complains.

Mortdooley wrote on Aug 19^th, 2023 at 8:37pm:

...I would like to visit Australia some day but since so much of its people seem obsessed with America I would only come for a visit, not to live there.

But... you need to understand that we may not grant
you a visitor visa Mort.  There're a lot of criminal
and character background regulations in order to
qualify... you can't just stroll in.

And it's not really as though we're "obsessed" with
America—it's more that we regard its crazy citizens
and its parlous state of government as a constant
laughing stock.

Any country that allows a mentally incompetent
buffoon like Trump to sit in the Oval Office provides
a lot of fodder for humour.

... not to mention Joe - what was my name? - Biden... another professional politician - the very kind we don't want.

Department Immigration.

To pass the character test, you need to prove that:

You have never associated with a person(s), group or organisation(s) which is reasonably suspected of being involved in criminal conduct; [for example, support for Trump]
You have never been and are not currently reasonably suspected to harass, molest, intimidate another person
[for example, gun rights and oversized fonts].

AusGeoff wrote on Aug 20^th, 2023 at 9:03am:

Mortdooley wrote on Aug 19th, 2023 at 8:37pm: ...I would like to visit Australia some day but since so much of its people seem obsessed with America I would only come for a visit, not to live there. But... you need to understand that we may not grant you a visitor visa Mort.  There're a lot of criminal and character background regulations in order to qualify... you can't just stroll in. And it's not really as though we're "obsessed" with America—it's more that we regard its crazy citizens and its parlous state of government as a constant laughing stock. Any country that allows a mentally incompetent buffoon like Trump biden to sit in the Oval Office provides a lot of fodder for humour.

Funny, we are on the brink of WW3 thanks to biden and the rest of our warmongers and you call Trump incompetent. There may be something to that since he is the first President in recent history to not find a war to send our military into! If Ukraine doesn't work out there is the whole continent of Africa to find one in.

It has always annoyed some of the Royal Subjects that Americans don't answer to their government. The government is intended to answer to us, not that it does anymore.

The rest of the World wasn't laughing at us during Trumps Presidency, they are laughing now and with good cause!

Mortdooley wrote on Aug 20^th, 2023 at 8:13pm:

The government is intended to answer to us,

Trump disagreed on Jan 6.

chimera wrote on Aug 20^th, 2023 at 8:22pm:

Mortdooley wrote on Aug 20th, 2023 at 8:13pm: The government is intended to answer to us, Trump disagreed on Jan 6.

The election needed to be held again on a single day with paper ballots, each with its own unique serial number! The results would have been honest and much different!

What happens when your joint haze wears off? Mug a girl scout selling cookies?

Trump will have a serial number for being dishonest.