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Message started by Bobby. on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:15pm

Title: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Bobby. on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:15pm
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/watch-live-australian-pm-anthony-albanese-touches-down-in-wellington/ATSCX5WMIVCTLFH3POFLFMYSQ4/


Australian PM Anthony Albanese and PM Chris Hipkins want to make transtasman travel ‘seamless’

By Thomas Coughlan
26 Jul, 2023 03:37 PM


Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was welcomed to Parliament. Photo / Mark Mitchell



Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Frank on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:23pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:15pm:
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/watch-live-australian-pm-anthony-albanese-touches-down-in-wellington/ATSCX5WMIVCTLFH3POFLFMYSQ4/


Australian PM Anthony Albanese and PM Chris Hipkins want to make transtasman travel ‘seamless’

By Thomas Coughlan
26 Jul, 2023 03:37 PM


Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was welcomed to Parliament. Photo / Mark Mitchell





Well, the naked savage IS seamless. Not a stitch on 'im.  :D




Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by freediver on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:24pm
Is that a bloke in a g string?

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:25pm

I'd love to see Bobby's Google search history one day.


Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Bobby. on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:24pm:
Is that a bloke in a g string?



yep -
look forward to the same sort of nonsense in Australia if the Voice is passed.  ;D

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Frank on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:25pm:
I'd love to see Bobby's Google search history one day.

Well, we KNOW yours is 'rape'.


Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:42pm

Frank wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:25pm:
I'd love to see Bobby's Google search history one day.

Well, we KNOW yours is 'rape'.


And this always comes up as the first result   :-/


Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Frank on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:45pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:42pm:

Frank wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:25pm:
I'd love to see Bobby's Google search history one day.

Well, we KNOW yours is 'rape'.


And this always comes up as the first result   :-/



Aaaaaaand.... the creep is off!!!



Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by JC Denton on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:58pm
is albo ever actually in australia

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Lisa Jones on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:14pm
I’m not sure what to make of this topic to be honest.

But I do have a question for you guys (as in biological males).

Could you all please do me a favour and zoom into the pic of that Maori guy who’s wearing that ridiculous G string? What’s that triangular shape btwn his legs? Is it a bit of fat that forms part of his legs or is it his ... oh never mind.

I guess I’m just hoping it was ONLY the arse and nothing more on display. 😩😳🥺😔

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by freediver on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:16pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:24pm:
Is that a bloke in a g string?



yep -
look forward to the same sort of nonsense in Australia if the Voice is passed.  ;D


It kind of disappears in the photo hey Bobby. Where do you think it goes?

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Lisa Jones on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:22pm

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:16pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:24pm:
Is that a bloke in a g string?



yep -
look forward to the same sort of nonsense in Australia if the Voice is passed.  ;D


It kind of disappears in the photo hey Bobby. Where do you think it goes?


Perhaps the implement which Albo is holding is used to help find what’s disappearing in the photo.

Hmmm I must say Albo looks pretty serious. He’s like a surgeon holding a scalpel or tweezers ... ready to embark on some careful medical procedure 😂🤣😆

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Gordon on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:24pm
At least the NZ foreign minister didn't eat out PM.


Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Bobby. on Jul 28th, 2023 at 4:37pm

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:16pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:24pm:
Is that a bloke in a g string?



yep -
look forward to the same sort of nonsense in Australia if the Voice is passed.  ;D


It kind of disappears in the photo hey Bobby. Where do you think it goes?



God only knows.

The whole thing is about virtue signalling.
Albo would have it all explained beforehand and he plays along with it
trying to not look embarrassed.


Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by MeisterEckhart on Jul 28th, 2023 at 4:57pm
Back-to-basics tribal culture.

Nudity is not a great taboo, except with women during menstruation.


Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by freediver on Jul 28th, 2023 at 5:43pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 4:37pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:16pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:24pm:
Is that a bloke in a g string?



yep -
look forward to the same sort of nonsense in Australia if the Voice is passed.  ;D


It kind of disappears in the photo hey Bobby. Where do you think it goes?



God only knows.

The whole thing is about virtue signalling.
Albo would have it all explained beforehand and he plays along with it
trying to not look embarrassed.


What virtue do you think he is signalling with his magic trick?

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by MeisterEckhart on Jul 28th, 2023 at 6:02pm
Maori culture revivalists are reminding Anglo culture of pre-Anglo sensibility.

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by John Smith on Jul 28th, 2023 at 6:43pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:25pm:
I'd love to see Bobby's Google search history one day.



Amazing how if some guy has his arse hanging out in another country and goober is all over it  :D :D :D

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Bobby. on Jul 28th, 2023 at 6:48pm

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 5:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 4:37pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:16pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:24pm:
Is that a bloke in a g string?



yep -
look forward to the same sort of nonsense in Australia if the Voice is passed.  ;D


It kind of disappears in the photo hey Bobby. Where do you think it goes?



God only knows.

The whole thing is about virtue signalling.
Albo would have it all explained beforehand and he plays along with it
trying to not look embarrassed.


What virtue do you think he is signalling with his magic trick?



The virtue is that those leaders believe in the culture of the indigenous
people to such an extent that they are prepared to accept:

1) a bare arse in their parliament,
2) silly and fake clothing,
3) aggressive faces and people with spears who look like they
    want to kill you as some kind of greeting,
4) rubbing of noses even during Covid pandemics that are not over -
    as another form of greeting.
5) words and long statements spoken in strange native languages
    that only a handful of people understand.

No one believes any of it and in NZ the Maoris are taking everyone for a ride.



Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 28th, 2023 at 6:57pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 6:48pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 5:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 4:37pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:16pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:24pm:
Is that a bloke in a g string?



yep -
look forward to the same sort of nonsense in Australia if the Voice is passed.  ;D


It kind of disappears in the photo hey Bobby. Where do you think it goes?



God only knows.

The whole thing is about virtue signalling.
Albo would have it all explained beforehand and he plays along with it
trying to not look embarrassed.


What virtue do you think he is signalling with his magic trick?



The virtue is that those leaders believe in the culture of the indigenous
people to such an extent that they are prepared to accept:

1) a bare arse in their parliament,
2) silly and fake clothing,
3) aggressive faces and people with spears who look like they
    want to kill you as some kind of greeting,
4) rubbing of noses even during Covid pandemics that are not over -
    as another form of greeting.
5) words and long statements spoken in strange native languages
    that only a handful of people understand.

No one believes any of it and in NZ the Maoris are taking everyone for a ride.


First of all, WTF is "fake clothing"?   :-/

And secondly, have you ever been to New Zealand ?


Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by freediver on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:16pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 6:48pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 5:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 4:37pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 1:16pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:27pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 12:24pm:
Is that a bloke in a g string?



yep -
look forward to the same sort of nonsense in Australia if the Voice is passed.  ;D


It kind of disappears in the photo hey Bobby. Where do you think it goes?



God only knows.

The whole thing is about virtue signalling.
Albo would have it all explained beforehand and he plays along with it
trying to not look embarrassed.


What virtue do you think he is signalling with his magic trick?



The virtue is that those leaders believe in the culture of the indigenous
people to such an extent that they are prepared to accept:

1) a bare arse in their parliament,
2) silly and fake clothing,
3) aggressive faces and people with spears who look like they
    want to kill you as some kind of greeting,
4) rubbing of noses even during Covid pandemics that are not over -
    as another form of greeting.
5) words and long statements spoken in strange native languages
    that only a handful of people understand.

No one believes any of it and in NZ the Maoris are taking everyone for a ride.


That sounds terrible Bobby. Like an endless mardi gras. Have you ever told a Maori how you feel about their silly customs?

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Bobby. on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:23pm

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:16pm:
That sounds terrible Bobby. Like an endless mardi gras. Have you ever told a Maori how you feel about their silly customs?



No - they'd run a spear through me.    :o

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Steven segal on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:23pm
Aboriginal culture is the oldest in the world

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by MeisterEckhart on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:29pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:23pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:16pm:
That sounds terrible Bobby. Like an endless mardi gras. Have you ever told a Maori how you feel about their silly customs?



No - they'd run a spear through me.    :o

Nah, you're an Aussie, they'd just take the piss out of you.

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Bobby. on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:39pm

MeisterEckhart wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:29pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:23pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:16pm:
That sounds terrible Bobby. Like an endless mardi gras. Have you ever told a Maori how you feel about their silly customs?



No - they'd run a spear through me.    :o

Nah, you're an Aussie, they'd just take the piss out of you.



You don't muck around with the Maoris:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g3QbH_i2VU

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Frank on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:59pm

Steven segal wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:23pm:
Aboriginal culture is the oldest in the world



You mean the most stagnant. Other cultures have been around exactly as long, they just changed and evolved.
The ancestry of everyone alive today goes back exactly as long as everybody else's. In this regard there is nothing unique about Aborigines or anyone else.




Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Lisa Jones on Jul 28th, 2023 at 8:10pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:23pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:16pm:
That sounds terrible Bobby. Like an endless mardi gras. Have you ever told a Maori how you feel about their silly customs?



No - they'd run a spear through me.    :o


I bet they would be too scared to TRY running a spear through me 😂😆🤣

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Bobby. on Jul 28th, 2023 at 8:15pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 8:10pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:23pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:16pm:
That sounds terrible Bobby. Like an endless mardi gras. Have you ever told a Maori how you feel about their silly customs?



No - they'd run a spear through me.    :o


I bet they would be too scared to TRY running a spear through me 😂😆🤣



Did you see the Haka above?

I don't think they are scared of anyone.   ;D

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Lisa Jones on Jul 28th, 2023 at 8:19pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 8:15pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 8:10pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:23pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:16pm:
That sounds terrible Bobby. Like an endless mardi gras. Have you ever told a Maori how you feel about their silly customs?



No - they'd run a spear through me.    :o


I bet they would be too scared to TRY running a spear through me 😂😆🤣



Did you see the Haka above?

I don't think they are scared of anyone.   ;D


I still reckon they’d be scared of me lol.

Nahhhh!!! I’m just joking! Bobby we have a Maori family in one of our rental properties. They’re gorgeous gentle giants. Absolutely lovely people. They’re also Christians and oh boy can they sing!!!


Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by AusGeoff on Jul 28th, 2023 at 8:40pm
We should all thank Bobby for starting another
ultimately pointless thread typifying his puerile
sense of "humour".     Not.

He's like a little schoolboy giggling about "bosoms"
and "bottoms" with his mates, behind the school
bike sheds.

Seriously though—I guess it just shows how ignorant
he is of perfectly acceptable foreign native cultures.


Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by MeisterEckhart on Jul 28th, 2023 at 9:10pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 8:15pm:
Did you see the Haka above?

I don't think they are scared of anyone.   ;D

That's the point of a war dance - a fierce display to force the enemy to reconsider engagement in battle in the first place - to ultimately come to a negotiated peace.

It's primal. Even chimps do it.

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by freediver on Jul 28th, 2023 at 9:18pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:23pm:

freediver wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 7:16pm:
That sounds terrible Bobby. Like an endless mardi gras. Have you ever told a Maori how you feel about their silly customs?



No - they'd run a spear through me.    :o


Not all of them Bobby. Each to their own, I say.

Title: Re: Maori bares arse in NZ parliament for Albo.
Post by Bobby. on Jul 28th, 2023 at 9:23pm

AusGeoff wrote on Jul 28th, 2023 at 8:40pm:
We should all thank Bobby for starting another
ultimately pointless thread typifying his puerile
sense of "humour".     Not.

He's like a little schoolboy giggling about "bosoms"
and "bottoms" with his mates, behind the school
bike sheds.

Seriously though—I guess it just shows how ignorant
he is of perfectly acceptable foreign native cultures.



This fat arse is no small matter.




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