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Message started by Gordon on May 29th, 2023 at 9:25pm

Title: What a retard would do
Post by Gordon on May 29th, 2023 at 9:25pm

John Smith wrote on Aug 20th, 2022 at 6:34pm:
had a similar experience on my way from Musswellbrook to tamworth once. Dickhead in a ute, complete with a set off bulls horns bolted to his bonnet, was riding right up my arse at 110km/hr. I couldn't even see his front bumper bar he was that close. It was dusk and I was worried about roo's jumping out on the road in front of me.

Normally I would have slammed on my brakes but I had the kids in the backseat and the wife in the passenger seat so it wasn't an option. Dickhead sat there for over 10 minutes. Eventually he overtook and then few kilometers down the road i went over a crest to see flashing blue lights and the dickhead in the ute pulled over. :D


Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Gordon on May 29th, 2023 at 9:25pm
1: Hand in your license, today.
2: Don't breed, don't make more in your image.


Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Gordon on May 29th, 2023 at 9:27pm
At dusk, 110ks, a car so close behind he couldn't even see the bumped bar in the rear view, and our resident retard would normally slam on his brakes.


Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by John Smith on May 29th, 2023 at 9:27pm


You're looking desperate again turdie.  It's not my fault you can't drive  :D

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Gordon on May 29th, 2023 at 9:31pm
Nailed it. Our resident retard has foetal alcohol syndrome.

Individuals with FASD tend to show high rates of impulsivity and risky behaviour. Impulsivity becomes a concern in young childhood and continues into adolescence and adulthood along with unpredictable behaviour and risk taking. Risky and impulsive behaviours may show up in many different forms in individuals with FASD.

https://edmontonfetalalcoholnetwork.org/2019/03/13/knowfasd-impulsivity-and-risky-behaviour/

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by John Smith on May 29th, 2023 at 9:36pm
;D ;D

You're still looking desperate.
You couldn't nail a tac to a wall if you had a nail gun, let alone nail anything else. Give it up you druggo, you're better off putting your efforts towards something constructive,  like rehab.

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Laugh till you cry on May 29th, 2023 at 9:46pm
Gordon is chastened and bereft after his pedophile post was deleted by FleaDriver.

I can imagine Gordon is huddled at the back of the Bondi sheds howling for pedophiles to come and face him and engage Gordon in a violent confrontation of bitch-slapping until Gordon cries and blubbers like a baby.

Gordon is a retard himself who was brought back from the brink by his dedication to masochism and to his desperate hunt for pedophiles in locations where Gordon's beady eyes scan the crowds of people watching scantily clad young men playing kettlebells.

When the anger has peaked and Gordon's scrotum has tightened to the point of testicular rupture Gordon hightails it down to the steakhouse that feeds him 1.8kg steaks to slide down his gullet and temper his anger.

After quaffing the steak Gordon subsides into a formless quivering mass and congratulates himself on surviving another day in his perpetual hunt for pedophiles.

After cleaning himself and zipping up Gordon removes his schoolboy uniform and folds it for his next night's hunt.

Sleep well darling Gordon.

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Gordon on May 29th, 2023 at 9:50pm

John Smith wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 9:36pm:
;D ;D

You're still looking desperate.
You couldn't nail a tac to a wall if you had a nail gun, let alone nail anything else. Give it up you druggo, you're better off putting your efforts towards something constructive,  like rehab.


Unfortunately for you, retard, the slammer on of brakes at 110, you were born with FASD. You're retarded and you'll pass it along with your genetics, which is why I strongly suggest, don't pass on your damaged genetics.

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Gordon on May 29th, 2023 at 9:54pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 9:46pm:
Gordon is chastened and bereft after his pedophile post was deleted by FleaDriver.

I can imagine Gordon is huddled at the back of the Bondi sheds howling for pedophiles to come and face him and engage Gordon in a violent confrontation of bitch-slapping until Gordon cries and blubbers like a baby.

Gordon is a retard himself who was brought back from the brink by his dedication to masochism and to his desperate hunt for pedophiles in locations where Gordon's beady eyes scan the crowds of people watching scantily clad young men playing kettlebells.

When the anger has peaked and Gordon's scrotum has tightened to the point of testicular rupture Gordon hightails it down to the steakhouse that feeds him 1.8kg steaks to slide down his gullet and temper his anger.

After quaffing the steak Gordon subsides into a formless quivering mass and congratulates himself on surviving another day in his perpetual hunt for pedophiles.

After cleaning himself and zipping up Gordon removes his schoolboy uniform and folds it for his next night's hunt.

Sleep well darling Gordon.


Some occam's razor for you.
You post constantly about luring young males into toilets for sex. It's always in your thoughts and has been an ongoing theme with you here for years.
It's a pretty simply A to B conclusion, I strongly suspect you're a sex offender, going off the things you constantly post about.

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by John Smith on May 29th, 2023 at 9:56pm

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Gordon on May 29th, 2023 at 10:01pm

John Smith wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 9:56pm:


Post all the memes you want, FASD. In your own words, slam brakes on at 110. That's some seriously risky impulsive behavior, a signature behavioral trait of people with FASD.

Your genetics are irreparably damaged, 'tard. Let them die with you.

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by John Smith on May 29th, 2023 at 10:01pm
Poll added :D

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Gordon on May 29th, 2023 at 10:02pm

John Smith wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 10:01pm:
Poll added :D


Sure, FASD.



John Smith wrote on Aug 20th, 2022 at 6:34pm:
had a similar experience on my way from Musswellbrook to tamworth once. Dickhead in a ute, complete with a set off bulls horns bolted to his bonnet, was riding right up my arse at 110km/hr. I couldn't even see his front bumper bar he was that close. It was dusk and I was worried about roo's jumping out on the road in front of me.

Normally I would have slammed on my brakes but I had the kids in the backseat and the wife in the passenger seat so it wasn't an option. Dickhead sat there for over 10 minutes. Eventually he overtook and then few kilometers down the road i went over a crest to see flashing blue lights and the dickhead in the ute pulled over. :D


Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by John Smith on May 29th, 2023 at 10:08pm
You're stuttering idiot. Not sure if it's true or not but I hear it's common amongst junkies

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Laugh till you cry on May 29th, 2023 at 10:10pm

Gordon wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 9:54pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 9:46pm:
Gordon is chastened and bereft after his pedophile post was deleted by FleaDriver.

I can imagine Gordon is huddled at the back of the Bondi sheds howling for pedophiles to come and face him and engage Gordon in a violent confrontation of bitch-slapping until Gordon cries and blubbers like a baby.

Gordon is a retard himself who was brought back from the brink by his dedication to masochism and to his desperate hunt for pedophiles in locations where Gordon's beady eyes scan the crowds of people watching scantily clad young men playing kettlebells.

When the anger has peaked and Gordon's scrotum has tightened to the point of testicular rupture Gordon hightails it down to the steakhouse that feeds him 1.8kg steaks to slide down his gullet and temper his anger.

After quaffing the steak Gordon subsides into a formless quivering mass and congratulates himself on surviving another day in his perpetual hunt for pedophiles.

After cleaning himself and zipping up Gordon removes his schoolboy uniform and folds it for his next night's hunt.

Sleep well darling Gordon.


Some occam's razor for you.
You post constantly about luring young males into toilets for sex. It's always in your thoughts and has been an ongoing theme with you here for years.
It's a pretty simply A to B conclusion, I strongly suspect you're a sex offender, going off the things you constantly post about.


Occam's razor may eventually emasculate Gordon if indeed he is not already emasculated.

Gordon darling, I am assisting you in your pedophile hunt in which you ponce about in your schoolboy uniform disguise while singing Tie me kangaroo down sport skipping and dancing like a schoolboy as you seek to lure pedophiles into your trap.

Gordon often invites Ozpolitic denizens to visit him at the rear of the Bondi sheds where Gordon provokes the visitors to bitch-slap him until Gordon cries which usually disgusts Gordon's invitees who see Gordon as a pathetic wretch in a schoolboy uniform disguise bawling and blubbering while nursing a monstrous erection.

Gordon's invitees then usually drive him to the Bondi police station where Gordon has an account and he lodges another allegation that a pedophile entered his fantasies and caused him to have an erection.

The police photograph Gordon's erection as evidence of Gordon's sexual assault allegation and return him home where his loved ones await the return of the greatest pedophile hunter in Bondi.

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Bobby. on May 29th, 2023 at 11:08pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 10:10pm:

Gordon wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 9:54pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 9:46pm:
Gordon is chastened and bereft after his pedophile post was deleted by FleaDriver.

I can imagine Gordon is huddled at the back of the Bondi sheds howling for pedophiles to come and face him and engage Gordon in a violent confrontation of bitch-slapping until Gordon cries and blubbers like a baby.

Gordon is a retard himself who was brought back from the brink by his dedication to masochism and to his desperate hunt for pedophiles in locations where Gordon's beady eyes scan the crowds of people watching scantily clad young men playing kettlebells.

When the anger has peaked and Gordon's scrotum has tightened to the point of testicular rupture Gordon hightails it down to the steakhouse that feeds him 1.8kg steaks to slide down his gullet and temper his anger.

After quaffing the steak Gordon subsides into a formless quivering mass and congratulates himself on surviving another day in his perpetual hunt for pedophiles.

After cleaning himself and zipping up Gordon removes his schoolboy uniform and folds it for his next night's hunt.

Sleep well darling Gordon.


Some occam's razor for you.
You post constantly about luring young males into toilets for sex. It's always in your thoughts and has been an ongoing theme with you here for years.
It's a pretty simply A to B conclusion, I strongly suspect you're a sex offender, going off the things you constantly post about.


Occam's razor may eventually emasculate Gordon if indeed he is not already emasculated.

Gordon darling, I am assisting you in your pedophile hunt in which you ponce about in your schoolboy uniform disguise while singing Tie me kangaroo down sport skipping and dancing like a schoolboy as you seek to lure pedophiles into your trap.

Gordon often invites Ozpolitic denizens to visit him at the rear of the Bondi sheds where Gordon provokes the visitors to bitch-slap him until Gordon cries which usually disgusts Gordon's invitees who see Gordon as a pathetic wretch in a schoolboy uniform disguise bawling and blubbering while nursing a monstrous erection.

Gordon's invitees then usually drive him to the Bondi police station where Gordon has an account and he lodges another allegation that a pedophile entered his fantasies and caused him to have an erection.

The police photograph Gordon's erection as evidence of Gordon's sexual assault allegation and return him home where his loved ones await the return of the greatest pedophile hunter in Bondi.





Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Laugh till you cry on May 29th, 2023 at 11:12pm
Be careful Bobby. Gordon himself is very pretty in his schoolboy uniform and he might entrap Bobby in a case of friendly fire.

Ozpolitic Gordon has become an expert in the use of the flash maneuver to entrap desperate pedophiles.

Ozpolitic Gordon has at times taken to wearing a caftan or a dirty habit to speed his reactions in the flash maneuver.

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Bobby. on May 29th, 2023 at 11:26pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 11:12pm:
Be careful Bobby. Gordon himself is very pretty in his schoolboy uniform and he might entrap Bobby in a case of friendly fire.

Ozpolitic Gordon has become an expert in the use of the flash maneuver to entrap desperate pedophiles.

Ozpolitic Gordon has at times taken to wearing a caftan or a dirty habit to speed his reactions in the flash maneuver.



Gordon is saving us from retarded drivers.
He is Flash.

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by Laugh till you cry on May 29th, 2023 at 11:34pm

Bobby. wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 11:26pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 29th, 2023 at 11:12pm:
Be careful Bobby. Gordon himself is very pretty in his schoolboy uniform and he might entrap Bobby in a case of friendly fire.

Ozpolitic Gordon has become an expert in the use of the flash maneuver to entrap desperate pedophiles.

Ozpolitic Gordon has at times taken to wearing a caftan or a dirty habit to speed his reactions in the flash maneuver.



Gordon is saving us from retarded drivers.
He is Flash.


Unfortunately, there is a downside to Gordon's success as a pedophile hunter.

Gordon now suffers a permanent monster erection which will not subside and his scrotum has tightened to near the breaking strength of skin cells.

Gordon has refused to follow his doctor's advice to take the weight off his weary feet and he will not rest until every pedophile in the galaxy is exposed.

Title: Re: What a retard would do
Post by UnSubRocky on May 30th, 2023 at 2:31am
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