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Message started by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 4:21pm

Title: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 4:21pm
Booby gave us a clear glimpse into the life of a catfish.

“Poison!” is how he described his catfish-catfisher relationship (or the catfisher? Or both?) Definitely “Poison” was the word he used! Exclamation mark and all!

The number of emails and calls to his cellphone seemed pretty high!

Anyone but me noticed that poor old Booby the catfish now is logged on until the early morning hours whereas before being catfished the poof retired at about 10.00pm each night?

Come on, Booby, spill your guts about how Larry now runs your life! Breathe free or be a catfish!

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 4:28pm
So, Booby, care to gather what miniscule masculinity you have and tell us about the life of a catfish? We are Gog and Agog to hear! Be brave, little man1

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by John Smith on Apr 29th, 2023 at 4:29pm

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 29th, 2023 at 4:21pm:
Anyone but me noticed that poor old Booby the catfish now is logged on until the early morning hours whereas before being catfished the poof retired at about 10.00pm each night?



maybe his local council has blocked all his favourite glory hole sites?

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 4:37pm
They may well have closed certain public toilets earlier but I think our spiritless little catfish is kept up by well-known late night troll here, his catfisher!

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 4:58pm
Come on, Booby, this is your chance at freedom!


Speak!

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by UnSubRocky on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:03pm
Some time ago, Lisa accused me of being up all night, simply because my username was still listed as "online". Meanwhile, I had gone to bed and had left my computer on, with my game still playing. No posts were made by me in the 8 hours I was still online.

Perhaps Bobby just leaves his computer on, too.

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Bobby. on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:05pm

Monk is a werewolf:



Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by UnSubRocky on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:08pm
Bobby after a few drinks:


Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:08pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:03pm:
Some time ago, Lisa accused me of being up all night, simply because my username was still listed as "online". Meanwhile, I had gone to bed and had left my computer on, with my game still playing. No posts were made by me in the 8 hours I was still online.

Perhaps Bobby just leaves his computer on, too.


No, definitely no!

Booby posted that Larry was “Poison!” then listed all the phone calls and emails he got from Larry!

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by UnSubRocky on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:10pm
Oh, I wish I learned how to become a computer hacker. My curiosity kills me some times.

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:11pm
Come on, Booby, SPEAK UP!

We will all help you become free!

But   s s s  p p p  e e e  a a a  k k k  ! ! !

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:16pm
Tell me, Booby, what did the authors of:

1. Oliver Twist

2. Bleak House

3. The Mystery of Edwin Drood


Have in common?

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:44pm
Come on, Booby, tell us what life as a catfish is like!

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:45pm

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 29th, 2023 at 5:16pm:
Tell me, Booby, what did the authors of:

1. Oliver Twist

2. Bleak House

3. The Mystery of Edwin Drood


Have in common?


Any idea, Booby? If not, say so and I will tell you! A horrible secret binds the three authors!

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 6:01pm
Who said “The law is an ass!” well?

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 6:20pm
Booby you poor spirited nobody!

HM phone calles to your cellphone do you get every day from Larry?

HM emails?


Several a day you said in that (rare) honest post?

Want to get rid of that monkey on your back?


THEN tell me!

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 6:21pm
3-4 phone calls, right? Asking what you are doing and why?

Ditto emails, asking in more detail, right?

Want shot of that crap? Then TELL me!

Title: Re: Life of a catfish
Post by Jovial Monk on Apr 29th, 2023 at 6:34pm
PM me, email me if you want shot of the “poison” Booby!

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