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Message started by AusGeoff on Apr 23rd, 2023 at 8:12am

Title: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by AusGeoff on Apr 23rd, 2023 at 8:12am
When comedian, cabaret star and drag artist Reuben
Kaye made a joke on Channel 10's The Project in
February, he didn't anticipate the level of backlash he
was about to cop.

It was a simple pun, in his trademark boundary-
pushing style, about Jesus getting nailed to the cross,
but it led to an apology from hosts Waleed Aly and
Sarah Harris and 277 submissions to the Australian
Communications and Media Authority (ACMA).

Comedian Reuben Kaye Upsets Wowsers.

Kaye's joke?


Quote:
“So, I think it’s hilarious when someone messages me
and says, ‘you have to accept Jesus’s love or you will
burn in hell’.

“Because I love Jesus. I love any man who can get
nailed for three days straight and come back for more
.”


          ;D

Title: Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Lisa Jones on May 10th, 2023 at 10:56am
I personally find that joke very offensive. It’s also inappropriate and incorrect.


Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Gordon on May 10th, 2023 at 11:16am
What's wrong with people VOICING displeasure about something?

Lucky he didn't joke about Mo



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Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by greggerypeccary on May 10th, 2023 at 2:36pm

AusGeoff wrote on Apr 23rd, 2023 at 8:12am:
When comedian, cabaret star and drag artist Reuben
Kaye made a joke on Channel 10's The Project in
February, he didn't anticipate the level of backlash he
was about to cop.

It was a simple pun, in his trademark boundary-
pushing style, about Jesus getting nailed to the cross,
but it led to an apology from hosts Waleed Aly and
Sarah Harris and 277 submissions to the Australian
Communications and Media Authority (ACMA).

Comedian Reuben Kaye Upsets Wowsers.

Kaye's joke?


Quote:
“So, I think it’s hilarious when someone messages me
and says, ‘you have to accept Jesus’s love or you will
burn in hell’.

“Because I love Jesus. I love any man who can get
nailed for three days straight and come back for more
.”


          ;D



Lol   ;D     Good one.

An apology wasn't necessary.



Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 10th, 2023 at 3:53pm
Except JC wasn’t nailed for three days.

Title: Re: Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by AusGeoff on May 10th, 2023 at 6:08pm

Lisa Jones wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 10:56am:
I personally find that joke very offensive. It’s also inappropriate and incorrect.


I'd have to disagree with this Lisa.

It was actually very clever—as well as very funny and
original.  After all, the bloke is a stand up comedian, so
any reasonable person would, or should, expect to hear
some cutting-edge jokes.

As to its historical accuracy, that's—for the purpose of
the joke—immaterial, as there's in reality no evidence
that a man called "Jesus" even existed in real life.

(But that's a debate for another thread of its own.)

Remember too that the entirety of the Christian bible
is merely fantasy fiction.   

Would you be complaining if an acerbic
joke was made about, say, Beowulf for
example?    Another fictional character?



Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Gordon on May 10th, 2023 at 6:18pm
Lets see the mincing coward tell a joke about Mohammed  :)

Title: Re: Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Bobby. on May 10th, 2023 at 6:19pm

Lisa Jones wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 10:56am:
I personally find that joke very offensive. It’s also inappropriate and incorrect.



It's blasphemy and heresy.

In the 1400s he would have been burnt at the stake.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 10th, 2023 at 6:20pm
We are not in the 1400s Booby.

Title: Re: Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Gordon on May 10th, 2023 at 6:21pm

Bobby. wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:19pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 10:56am:
I personally find that joke very offensive. It’s also inappropriate and incorrect.



It's blasphemy and heresy.

In the 1400s he would have been burnt at the stake.


In 2023, if he told a joke about Mohammed he'd have his head cut off.

Title: Re: Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Bobby. on May 10th, 2023 at 6:24pm

Gordon wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:21pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:19pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 10:56am:
I personally find that joke very offensive. It’s also inappropriate and incorrect.



It's blasphemy and heresy.

In the 1400s he would have been burnt at the stake.


In 2023, if he told a joke about Mohammed he'd have his head cut off.



You're right - the Muslims wouldn't take that lying down.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by greggerypeccary on May 10th, 2023 at 6:34pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:20pm:
We are not in the 1400s Booby.


Booby and his fellow conservatives are.


Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Xavier on May 10th, 2023 at 6:54pm

Gordon wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:18pm:
Lets see the mincing coward tell a joke about Mohammed  :)


Yeah - that's what I was thinking.

Jesus was a real man. Only have to see what Hitler the Prophet did to the Jews, to know that the Jews did something akin against a Man called Jesus long ago.

To set the wheels of motion in regards to the Christian religion - there had to be an element of 'real' circumstance and person/people.

...just like Mohommed said "Kill my people (Christians)" to those who became Moslems in his name.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Xavier on May 10th, 2023 at 7:05pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm:
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.

I'm not a Christian - but your comment is purely moronic sponge brain.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 10th, 2023 at 7:06pm
Prove it then.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by greggerypeccary on May 10th, 2023 at 7:07pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm:
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.


Spot on.

No reasonable person actually believes Jesus - as described in the Bible - was a real person.

That's as crazy as believing Harry Potter is a real person.

The Bible is a great book - I love it.

But it's just a (very good) work of fiction.

And I think in the book it's widely accepted that the character was nailed up for three to six hours, not three days.


Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Xavier on May 10th, 2023 at 7:28pm
Idiots!  ::) ::)

Circumstances in the past are what makes circumstances in the present and future what they are.

Do you think millions today and thousands long ago would just 'die' for an imaginary circumstance?

You both obviously have no clue to your own 'existence'.  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 10th, 2023 at 7:32pm
No, Jesus Christ is an invented figure, not a real one.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Xavier on May 10th, 2023 at 7:57pm
You're more imaginary than Jesus, that's for sure.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by John Smith on May 10th, 2023 at 9:02pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 7:32pm:
No, Jesus Christ is an invented figure, not a real one.


Absolutely.

The Romans were meticulous record keepers for their era and yet no one has ever found any official record of anyone named Jesus's being crucified on the cross, nor any official record of any of his miracles.


Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 10th, 2023 at 9:04pm
That census that forced Joseph and Mary to travel to Bethlehem to be counted in the census—there is no record of any such census!

Title: Re: Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by UnSubRocky on May 11th, 2023 at 1:41am

Lisa Jones wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 10:56am:
I personally find that joke very offensive. It’s also inappropriate and incorrect.


Yeah, Jesus only lasted crucifixion until the next day. Jesus was not been seen or heard of again.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by UnSubRocky on May 11th, 2023 at 1:43am

Gordon wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:18pm:
Lets see the mincing coward tell a joke about Mohammed  :)


I think Reuben Kaye's sexuality would make him a target on its own merit. Nevermind pushing the Islamophobia angle.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by UnSubRocky on May 11th, 2023 at 1:44am

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:20pm:
We are not in the 1400s Booby.


Shh! Bobby does not know that, yet.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by UnSubRocky on May 11th, 2023 at 1:45am

greggerypeccary wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:34pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:20pm:
We are not in the 1400s Booby.


Booby and his fellow conservatives are.


Aww, dammit. You took a shot at him before I could.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by UnSubRocky on May 11th, 2023 at 1:46am

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm:
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.


A story stolen/borrowed/plagiarised from Egyptian mythology. Look it up.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by UnSubRocky on May 11th, 2023 at 1:49am

Jasin wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 7:05pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm:
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.

I'm not a Christian - but your comment is purely moronic sponge brain.


Christianity has been around for millennia longer than you think. But there is no historian that can credibly find a record of an executed man being the central figure of a religion.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 11th, 2023 at 5:07am

UnSubRocky wrote on May 11th, 2023 at 1:46am:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm:
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.


A story stolen/borrowed/plagiarised from Egyptian mythology. Look it up.


Religions DO tend to plagiarise a lot, don’t they?

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 11th, 2023 at 5:09am

UnSubRocky wrote on May 11th, 2023 at 1:46am:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm:
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.


A story stolen/borrowed/plagiarised from Egyptian mythology. Look it up.


I found this: https://media.ascensionpress.com/2019/01/02/was-the-story-of-jesus-lifted-from-egyptian-mythology/

Looks interesting incl the source for the Trinity.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Xavier on May 11th, 2023 at 5:17am
Me think you lot are just trying to antagonise Lisa,
more than anything else considering your stupidity on the subject.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Bobby. on May 11th, 2023 at 10:41am

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm:
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.



Blasphemy and heresy.


Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Bobby. on May 11th, 2023 at 10:44am

greggerypeccary wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:34pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:20pm:
We are not in the 1400s Booby.


Bobby and his fellow conservatives are.



Torquemada would have had fun with you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%C3%A1s_de_Torquemada



Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 11th, 2023 at 10:47am
Torquemada is dead, Booby.

Religious belief is waning, thankfully.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by UnSubRocky on May 11th, 2023 at 1:50pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 11th, 2023 at 5:07am:

UnSubRocky wrote on May 11th, 2023 at 1:46am:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm:
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.


A story stolen/borrowed/plagiarised from Egyptian mythology. Look it up.


Religions DO tend to plagiarise a lot, don’t they?


Horus.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2009/05/horus_and_jesus_mythological_p.html#:~:text=It's%20said%20that%20Horus%2C%20like,dead%20and%20ascended%20into%20heaven.


Quote:
It's said that Horus, like Jesus -- or Jesus, like Horus -- was born of a virgin, had twelve disciples, walked on water, delivered a 'sermon on the mount', performed mircles, was executed beside two thieves, rose from the dead and ascended into heaven.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by UnSubRocky on May 11th, 2023 at 1:52pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 11th, 2023 at 5:09am:

UnSubRocky wrote on May 11th, 2023 at 1:46am:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:56pm:
There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.


A story stolen/borrowed/plagiarised from Egyptian mythology. Look it up.


I found this: https://media.ascensionpress.com/2019/01/02/was-the-story-of-jesus-lifted-from-egyptian-mythology/

Looks interesting incl the source for the Trinity.


Yep. You found it, too. I forgot the name of Horus, until I just did a bit of research. Christians tend to have a trait about claiming other things as their religion's work, including that of mythology from a time before the formation of Christianity.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by UnSubRocky on May 11th, 2023 at 1:53pm

Bobby. wrote on May 11th, 2023 at 10:44am:

greggerypeccary wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:34pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:20pm:
We are not in the 1400s Booby.


Bobby and his fellow conservatives are.



Torquemada would have had fun with you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%C3%A1s_de_Torquemada


You could not Torquemada anything -- Mel Brooks joke.

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Bobby. on May 11th, 2023 at 3:00pm

Bobby. wrote on May 11th, 2023 at 10:44am:

greggerypeccary wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:34pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10th, 2023 at 6:20pm:
We are not in the 1400s Booby.


Bobby and his fellow conservatives are.



Torquemada would have had fun with you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%C3%A1s_de_Torquemada



Jovial Monk wrote on May 11th, 2023 at 10:47am:
Torquemada is dead, Bobby.

Religious belief is waning, thankfully.



"would"  is a conditional tense.

forgiven

namaste

Title: Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke...
Post by Jovial Monk on May 11th, 2023 at 3:26pm
All that evil crap is in the past. Religion will be too, soon, thankfully.

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