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Message started by Brian Ross on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 12:29pm

Title: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Brian Ross on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 12:29pm
Australian Secret Intelligence Service boss Paul Symon says Australian agencies will be busier as focus shifts to Indo-Pacific ::)

Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Bobby. on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 12:33pm
Hi Brian,
what is the punishment for spies in Australia?

In WW2 they were put against a wall and shot.

Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Bobby. on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 12:44pm
:o

Australia has also been an early mover in recognising and responding
to China's espionage and foreign interference in this region.

Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Bobby. on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 1:00pm
ASIS needs spies to go overseas -
they pay you good money if you go to North Korea to be a spy.
$130K per annum.  Apply now.

Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Brian Ross on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 1:50pm

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 1:00pm:
ASIS needs spies to go overseas -
they pay you good money if you go to North Korea to be a spy.
$130K per annum.  Apply now.


You volunteering, Bobby?   ::) ::)

Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Bobby. on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 2:11pm

Brian Ross wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 1:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 1:00pm:
ASIS needs spies to go overseas -
they pay you good money if you go to North Korea to be a spy.
$130K per annum.  Apply now.


You volunteering, Bobby?   ::) ::)


Yes - I think I've got what it takes.

Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Brian Ross on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 2:57pm

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 2:11pm:

Brian Ross wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 1:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 1:00pm:
ASIS needs spies to go overseas -
they pay you good money if you go to North Korea to be a spy.
$130K per annum.  Apply now.


You volunteering, Bobby?   ::) ::)


Yes - I think I've got what it takes.


Well we need proof that you've done so, mate.  Tsk, tsk, tsk...   ::) ::)

Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Bobby. on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 3:04pm

Brian Ross wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 2:57pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 2:11pm:

Brian Ross wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 1:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 1:00pm:
ASIS needs spies to go overseas -
they pay you good money if you go to North Korea to be a spy.
$130K per annum.  Apply now.


You volunteering, Bobby?   ::) ::)


Yes - I think I've got what it takes.


Well we need proof that you've done so, mate.  Tsk, tsk, tsk...   ::) ::)



dear Brian,
My well informed posts on this forum detailing
the strategic situation in SEA and
my posts on cyber hacking here:
https://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1663836216/229#229

reveal my knowledge of all that is required to be an ideal spy for Australia
working behind the enemy lines.



Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Brian Ross on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 3:58pm
Yeah, sure.  How is your Walter Mitty syndrome going, Bobby?   ;D ;D

Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by Bobby. on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 4:08pm

Brian Ross wrote on Nov 3rd, 2022 at 3:58pm:
Yeah, sure.  How is your Walter Mitty syndrome going, Bobby?   ;D ;D


Walter Mitty:

The character's name has come into more general use to refer to an ineffectual dreamer
and appears in several dictionaries.
The American Heritage Dictionary defines a Walter Mitty as
"an ordinary often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs"   ;D

Title: Re: ASIS to be busier than ever
Post by The Grappler on Nov 26th, 2022 at 5:34pm
Too old for ASIS and ASIO and I are not on speaking terms, it seems.

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