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Message started by AiA on Jun 28th, 2022 at 10:23pm

Title: Fattest Man Dead
Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2022 at 10:23pm
it seems he was a violent liar as well ...

Britain's 'fattest man' who once weighed an incredible 55 stone dies aged 37


Quote:
Mr Crawford was convicted in 2018 of assaulting four nurses at a care home near Newark, Notts, and ordered to pay them compensation.

His solicitor Michael Little told magistrates he was too heavy to attend the hearing.

Mr Crawford hit headlines in 2018 over reports he took up an entire bay on a ward and four hospital beds because he was too obese to move.

It was claimed Mr Crawford habitually ordered pizzas and Chinese takeaways to be eaten in hospital, which he denied.


https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1632236/britains-fattest-man-dead-michael-crawford-nottinghamshire-lincoln-city-record-holder?fbclid=IwAR0qg9Fdwu-fTwPpk6mlq2WbfhOTxBqbpBKYRL5kx0i8EniLZQndAFQ561M

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 28th, 2022 at 10:38pm
Hell he was fat:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7814273/Obese-man-weighing-55-stones-took-four-hospital-beds-leaves-hospital-18-MONTH-stay.html

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by AiA on Jun 28th, 2022 at 11:13pm
All of Britain should celebrate


Quote:
The 34-year-old is thought to have cost the NHS hundreds of thousands of pounds by blocking off vital bed space that also resulted in nurses having to turn other patients away.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by John Smith on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:05am
phew .... when i saw the thread title I thought that Lisa had died

such a relief to see you were talking about someone else.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:06am

Vaccinated?   :-/

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 29th, 2022 at 12:22pm
Will his body be displayed and preserved at Chez Gordon?

Does Grappler have credentials in human taxidermy?

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by AusGeoff on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:36pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 12:22pm:
Will his body be displayed and preserved at Chez Gordon?

Does Grappler have credentials in human taxidermy?


LoL the runt with an eating disorder.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?


There is no medical condition that can make someone that fat.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by John Smith on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:45pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


you shouldn't be allowed to breath

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:48pm

John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:45pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


you shouldn't be allowed to breathe



Haven't you ever seen fat people who can hardly walk
buying 2 or 3 family size pizzas?

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by John Smith on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:57pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:48pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:45pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


you shouldn't be allowed to breathe



Haven't you ever seen fat people who can hardly walk
buying 2 or 3 family size pizzas?



no. And I worked in a pizza place when I was younger.

Besides, how do you know how many people those pizzas were for?  ::)

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:02pm

John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:57pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:48pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:45pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


you shouldn't be allowed to breathe



Haven't you ever seen fat people who can hardly walk
buying 2 or 3 family size pizzas?



no. And I worked in a pizza place when I was younger.

Besides, how do you know how many people those pizzas were for?  ::)



I have seen it many times.
It wouldn't be hard to guess that a lot of that pizza
is going into the gob of the elephant who is buying it.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:06pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


My only concern is the burden they place on the health system.
Fat people should pay a higher Medicare levy

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:20pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:06pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


My only concern is the burden they place on the health system.
Fat people should pay a higher Medicare levy



Shops should stop selling: fat, salt and sugar to people -
and calling it food.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:25pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:20pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:06pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


My only concern is the burden they place on the health system.
Fat people should pay a higher Medicare levy



Shops should stop selling: fat, salt and sugar to people -
and calling it food.


Their body their choice, but they get a higher Medicare levy.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:38pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:20pm:
Shops should stop selling: fat, salt and sugar to people -
and calling it food.


Their body their choice, but they get a higher Medicare levy.



But Maccas is unfit for human consumption but they can still sell it.


https://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1651216725/0#0

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 29th, 2022 at 5:41pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:36pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 12:22pm:
Will his body be displayed and preserved at Chez Gordon?

Does Grappler have credentials in human taxidermy?


LoL the runt with an eating disorder.


That's a nasty thing to say about ChezGordonite, Grappler, your disciple, and Chez Gordon graduate.

Grappler's gnarled hands may be genetic from recessive closet pom genes or from the effects of generations of Grappler's forebears being shunned and excluded.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by walker on Jun 29th, 2022 at 5:45pm
Was he really the fattest man, I found this on the ineternet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Brower_Minnoch


Jon_Brower_Minnoch.jpg (24 KB | 20 )

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by John Smith on Jun 29th, 2022 at 6:19pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:02pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:57pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:48pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:45pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


you shouldn't be allowed to breathe



Haven't you ever seen fat people who can hardly walk
buying 2 or 3 family size pizzas?



no. And I worked in a pizza place when I was younger.

Besides, how do you know how many people those pizzas were for?  ::)



I have seen it many times.
It wouldn't be hard to guess that a lot of that pizza
is going into the gob of the elephant who is buying it.


they probably all look fat when your head is down in their groin. Try standing further back next time.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:16pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm:
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.


Are you considering this an opportunity for fame?

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:53pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm:
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.


Are you considering this an opportunity for fame?


I am considering that my weight loss over the last 12 months have been nothing short of slow and steady. Someone 349kg should be able to lose 100kg in the first 12 months and then another 150kg in the next 3 years.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:27am

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:53pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm:
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.


Are you considering this an opportunity for fame?


I am considering that my weight loss over the last 12 months have been nothing short of slow and steady. Someone 349kg should be able to lose 100kg in the first 12 months and then another 150kg in the next 3 years.


Do you know your daily calorie intake?
When I'm home later I'll tell you what I've been doing for a month

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by AiA on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:46am

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:27am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:53pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm:
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.


Are you considering this an opportunity for fame?


I am considering that my weight loss over the last 12 months have been nothing short of slow and steady. Someone 349kg should be able to lose 100kg in the first 12 months and then another 150kg in the next 3 years.


Do you know your daily calorie intake?
When I'm home later I'll tell you what I've been doing for a month


a few years ago there was this idea that "calories don't matter." well, they do.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 30th, 2022 at 12:13pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:27am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:53pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm:
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.


Are you considering this an opportunity for fame?


I am considering that my weight loss over the last 12 months have been nothing short of slow and steady. Someone 349kg should be able to lose 100kg in the first 12 months and then another 150kg in the next 3 years.


Do you know your daily calorie intake?
When I'm home later I'll tell you what I've been doing for a month


The exercise I do compensates for the calorie intake I have. When I go low sugar, low fat, I can burn off more weight. But, if the diet is mediocre, I usually maintain the weight.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 30th, 2022 at 1:06pm

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:46am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:27am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:53pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm:
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.


Are you considering this an opportunity for fame?


I am considering that my weight loss over the last 12 months have been nothing short of slow and steady. Someone 349kg should be able to lose 100kg in the first 12 months and then another 150kg in the next 3 years.


Do you know your daily calorie intake?
When I'm home later I'll tell you what I've been doing for a month


a few years ago there was this idea that "calories don't matter." well, they do.


I bet that idea came not from science but from the same people who are now saying it's not your fault you're fat.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 30th, 2022 at 1:28pm

John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 6:19pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:02pm:
I have seen it many times.
It wouldn't be hard to guess that a lot of that pizza
is going into the gob of the elephant who is buying it.


they probably all look fat when your head is down in their groin. Try standing further back next time.



I think that's a disgusting homo talk comment
that needs to go to this thread:

https://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1656017606/0#0

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 30th, 2022 at 2:09pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 1:06pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:46am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:27am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:53pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm:
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.


Are you considering this an opportunity for fame?


I am considering that my weight loss over the last 12 months have been nothing short of slow and steady. Someone 349kg should be able to lose 100kg in the first 12 months and then another 150kg in the next 3 years.


Do you know your daily calorie intake?
When I'm home later I'll tell you what I've been doing for a month


a few years ago there was this idea that "calories don't matter." well, they do.


I bet that idea came not from science but from the same people who are now saying it's not your fault you're fat.


It seems obvious AiA meant that the type of calorie matters, and that it is someone's fault that they get fat.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 30th, 2022 at 3:28pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 12:13pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:27am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:53pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm:
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.


Are you considering this an opportunity for fame?


I am considering that my weight loss over the last 12 months have been nothing short of slow and steady. Someone 349kg should be able to lose 100kg in the first 12 months and then another 150kg in the next 3 years.


Do you know your daily calorie intake?
When I'm home later I'll tell you what I've been doing for a month


The exercise I do compensates for the calorie intake I have. When I go low sugar, low fat, I can burn off more weight. But, if the diet is mediocre, I usually maintain the weight.


Bzzzt.

Figure out what your caloric intake should be for mild weight loss with no exercise, say 250g loss per week and eat as close as that as you can.
Don't eat the same amount every day but work to a rolling average.

When you exercise, work out roughly the calories burned and eat 25% of that.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by John Smith on Jun 30th, 2022 at 4:00pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 1:28pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 6:19pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 4:02pm:
I have seen it many times.
It wouldn't be hard to guess that a lot of that pizza
is going into the gob of the elephant who is buying it.


they probably all look fat when your head is down in their groin. Try standing further back next time.



I think that's a disgusting homo talk comment
that needs to go to this thread:

https://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1656017606/0#0


I'm not sure you do a lot of thinking at all

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by AiA on Jun 30th, 2022 at 7:35pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 2:09pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 1:06pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:46am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:27am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:53pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 11:12pm:
I calculated 349kg for the 55 stone conversion. Even Big Kev was 259kg at his heaviest. I cannot imagine anyone could be 90kg heavier than Big Kev.

It is not even newsworthy. The fact that someone can pile on that much weight, might be newsworthy. The fact that the guy dies from his condition is not.


Are you considering this an opportunity for fame?


I am considering that my weight loss over the last 12 months have been nothing short of slow and steady. Someone 349kg should be able to lose 100kg in the first 12 months and then another 150kg in the next 3 years.


Do you know your daily calorie intake?
When I'm home later I'll tell you what I've been doing for a month


a few years ago there was this idea that "calories don't matter." well, they do.


I bet that idea came not from science but from the same people who are now saying it's not your fault you're fat.


It seems obvious AiA meant that the type of calorie matters, and that it is someone's fault that they get fat.



I think the idea that calories don't matter originated with the Paleo movement but not sure ... I think that is where I first heard it. Some devotees of Ray Peat say something along those lines as well.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:21pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 3:28pm:
Bzzzt.

Figure out what your caloric intake should be for mild weight loss with no exercise, say 250g loss per week and eat as close as that as you can.
Don't eat the same amount every day but work to a rolling average.

When you exercise, work out roughly the calories burned and eat 25% of that.


I cannot keep track of my diet unless it is to do with how much junk food or alcohol I have consumed in a week. I do not care about caloric intake, for as long as I am full or satisfied with my meal, there is no reason for me to concern myself with what it is that I am eating.

I have had a cough for the last 2 weeks. And I had a cold for a couple of days. Sitting in my cupboard is 6 empty litre bottles of scotch. That is $400 worth of scotch I have consumed in the last 4 or 5 weeks. I have empty KFC and fried chicken boxes with discarded chicken bones sitting in my freezer. I have about 6 empty bottles of cola sitting in my recycling, even when the recycling truck came on Monday morning. There is no doubt that I could probably put on some weight, even with my influenza preventing me from eating a great deal of things.

But, when I do behave myself with my diet, I can lose a kilogram per week without much exercise. I was losing 2kg per week at one stage and went from 112kg down to 103kg inside a month. No junk food. No sugar. Plenty of exercise. If I made a genuine commitment to a healthy life, I could be down to my ideal weight range by September.

These arseholes that weigh in at 350kg are nothing but a waste of space. I see no value in them living for a long time. Anyone who is 20kg overweight or more should be trying to get down to being no more than 5 to 10kg overweight at worst. Me included. But, I have no interest in feeling sorry for anyone 50kg overweight or more. I was nearly one of them. In some respects, I was one of them. Those people who are that morbidly obese should not get media attention. Perhaps that is what they want.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:26pm

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 7:35pm:
I think the idea that calories don't matter originated with the Paleo movement but not sure ... I think that is where I first heard it. Some devotees of Ray Peat say something along those lines as well.


As I understand it, some people can eat junk food to the point of recommended calorie intake. Whereas other people can eat healthy food to the point of recommended calorie intake. Some people claim that it does not matter where you get your nutrition from, as long as the calorie intake does not exceed recommendation levels. These people are wrong because the type of calories you consume has an effect on digestion and nutrition levels.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:34pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:26pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 7:35pm:
I think the idea that calories don't matter originated with the Paleo movement but not sure ... I think that is where I first heard it. Some devotees of Ray Peat say something along those lines as well.


As I understand it, some people can eat junk food to the point of recommended calorie intake. Whereas other people can eat healthy food to the point of recommended calorie intake. Some people claim that it does not matter where you get your nutrition from, as long as the calorie intake does not exceed recommendation levels. These people are wrong because the type of calories you consume has an effect on digestion and nutrition levels.


Lock two similar people in a cage, give one 1500 calories of Maccas and one 1500 calories of Mediterranean diet per day for 6 months, they will lose similar amounts of weight.

Give those same people either a 24/7 buffet of Mediterranean or Maccas, in all likelihood, the Mediterranean option guy will put on less weight because good food tends to be more satiating.

The high sugar and empty carbs of Maccas will spike the blood sugar and cause eating binges.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:42pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:26pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 7:35pm:
I think the idea that calories don't matter originated with the Paleo movement but not sure ... I think that is where I first heard it. Some devotees of Ray Peat say something along those lines as well.


As I understand it, some people can eat junk food to the point of recommended calorie intake. Whereas other people can eat healthy food to the point of recommended calorie intake. Some people claim that it does not matter where you get your nutrition from, as long as the calorie intake does not exceed recommendation levels. These people are wrong because the type of calories you consume has an effect on digestion and nutrition levels.



You need to get down to a weight where you'll have the
same chick pulling power as Neil Diamond in his heyday.



Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by AiA on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:42pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:26pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 7:35pm:
I think the idea that calories don't matter originated with the Paleo movement but not sure ... I think that is where I first heard it. Some devotees of Ray Peat say something along those lines as well.


As I understand it, some people can eat junk food to the point of recommended calorie intake. Whereas other people can eat healthy food to the point of recommended calorie intake. Some people claim that it does not matter where you get your nutrition from, as long as the calorie intake does not exceed recommendation levels. These people are wrong because the type of calories you consume has an effect on digestion and nutrition levels.



You need to get down to a weight where you'll have the
same chick pulling power as Neil Diamond in his heyday.




Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Booby.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:57pm

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm:
Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Bobby.



Neil Diamond was a real man not a poof.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by AiA on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:02pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm:
Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Bobby.



Neil Diamond was a real man not a poof.


It is your fixation on Neil that is sooo gay, B00bby ...

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Linus on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:11pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?


There is no medical condition that can make someone that fat.



"Prader-Willi (PRAH-dur VIL-e) syndrome is a rare genetic disorder that results in a number of physical, mental and behavioral problems. A key feature of Prader-Willi syndrome is a constant sense of hunger that usually begins at about 2 years of age.

People with Prader-Willi syndrome want to eat constantly because they never feel full (hyperphagia), and they usually have trouble controlling their weight. Many complications of Prader-Willi syndrome are due to obesity."

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Linus on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:12pm
He was tempting fate by being obese. Obesity should be avoided at all costs...

"Obesity is the accumulation of abnormal or excessive fat that may interfere with the maintenance of an optimal state of health. The excess of macronutrients in the adipose tissues stimulates them to release inflammatory mediators such as tumor necrosis factor α and interleukin 6, and reduces production of adiponectin, predisposing to a pro-inflammatory state and oxidative stress. The increased level of interleukin 6 stimulates the liver to synthesize and secrete C-reactive protein. As a risk factor, inflammation is an imbedded mechanism of developed cardiovascular diseases including coagulation, atherosclerosis, metabolic syndrome, insulin resistance, and diabetes mellitus. It is also associated with development of non-cardiovascular diseases such as psoriasis, depression, cancer, and renal diseases. On the other hand, a reduced level of adiponectin, a significant predictor of cardiovascular mortality, is associated with impaired fasting glucose, leading to type-2 diabetes development, metabolic abnormalities, coronary artery calcification, and stroke. Finally, managing obesity can help reduce the risks of cardiovascular diseases and poor outcome via inhibiting inflammatory mechanisms."

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5507106/

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:19pm

Linus wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:12pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?


There is no medical condition that can make someone that fat.



"Prader-Willi (PRAH-dur VIL-e) syndrome is a rare genetic disorder that results in a number of physical, mental and behavioral problems. A key feature of Prader-Willi syndrome is a constant sense of hunger that usually begins at about 2 years of age.

People with Prader-Willi syndrome want to eat constantly because they never feel full (hyperphagia), and they usually have trouble controlling their weight. Many complications of Prader-Willi syndrome are due to obesity."

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997


If they control their calories, they won't get fat.


Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:36pm

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm:
Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Bobby.



Neil Diamond was a real man not a poof.


It is your fixation on Neil that is sooo gay, Bobby ...



Neil had chick pulling power -
he could any chick he wanted.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Linus on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:45pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:19pm:

Linus wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:12pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?


There is no medical condition that can make someone that fat.



"Prader-Willi (PRAH-dur VIL-e) syndrome is a rare genetic disorder that results in a number of physical, mental and behavioral problems. A key feature of Prader-Willi syndrome is a constant sense of hunger that usually begins at about 2 years of age.

People with Prader-Willi syndrome want to eat constantly because they never feel full (hyperphagia), and they usually have trouble controlling their weight. Many complications of Prader-Willi syndrome are due to obesity."

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997


If they control their calories, they won't get fat.



Easier said than done with that condition-kind of like a snowball's chance in Hell.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:49pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:34pm:
Lock two similar people in a cage, give one 1500 calories of Maccas and one 1500 calories of Mediterranean diet per day for 6 months, they will lose similar amounts of weight.

Give those same people either a 24/7 buffet of Mediterranean or Maccas, in all likelihood, the Mediterranean option guy will put on less weight because good food tends to be more satiating.

The high sugar and empty carbs of Maccas will spike the blood sugar and cause eating binges.


If you feed someone 1500 calories worth of Maccas per day, the amount of nutrition someone gets from the burgers, fries and drinks would be ridiculously inadequate. It is not the calorie count that makes the difference. It is the nutrients that people get from the food. Someone might be able to survive 6 months eating nothing but McDonalds. But, they are going to be in hell for much of the time. Their muscles will waste away, their body fat will increase. The insulin spike that one would have from the carbs and the sugar (assuming that someone would wash the occasional meal down with a soft drink) and the fat would just lead someone to obesity levels and little chance of a short term recovery.

There has been a documentary on the topic. Watch "Supersize Me". Murgan Spurlock went on a diet of eating nothing but McDonalds for a whole month. He gained 11kg. He had trouble getting an erection. His blood pressure went up considerably. He had no energy.

Someone eating salads and vegetables and fruits and low-fat meats and low-carbs will end up being able to get as much nutrition as they need. I found this out when I tried to eat very healthy and go on a healthy exercise routine. I was doing well after a few days. But, trying to exercise after having a poor or mediocre diet is something that leads to me struggling through the days.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:56pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:42pm:
You need to get down to a weight where you'll have the
same chick pulling power as Neil Diamond in his heyday.


That is true that a guy fit and healthy will get more women to sleep with them. I have seen various versions of myself over the years. Skinny, healthy, strong, overweight, obese, and morbidly obese.

The skinny version of myself was when I was quite weak. Healthy, I was doing quite long hours at work and university and managed my life okay. Being overweight has been a struggle. Obese was where I managed to notice how out of shape I had gotten. Morbidly obese, I doubt I could reach any further in a low point in my life. I had hit rock bottom and I did not dig any further.

If I am healthy, strong, or overweight, I get laid fairly okay. When I was skinny, I was getting laid. But, the lack of strength did have its disadvantages when some lady wanted me to be a bit more aggressive. I cannot think of a time when I was obese or morbidly obese and getting laid.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:58pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:36pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm:
Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Bobby.



Neil Diamond was a real man not a poof.


It is your fixation on Neil that is sooo gay, Bobby ...



Neil had chick pulling power -
he could any chick he wanted.


You could just mention his name without putting up a picture of Diamond.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:03pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:49pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:34pm:
Lock two similar people in a cage, give one 1500 calories of Maccas and one 1500 calories of Mediterranean diet per day for 6 months, they will lose similar amounts of weight.

Give those same people either a 24/7 buffet of Mediterranean or Maccas, in all likelihood, the Mediterranean option guy will put on less weight because good food tends to be more satiating.

The high sugar and empty carbs of Maccas will spike the blood sugar and cause eating binges.


If you feed someone 1500 calories worth of Maccas per day, the amount of nutrition someone gets from the burgers, fries and drinks would be ridiculously inadequate. It is not the calorie count that makes the difference. It is the nutrients that people get from the food. Someone might be able to survive 6 months eating nothing but McDonalds. But, they are going to be in hell for much of the time. Their muscles will waste away, their body fat will increase. The insulin spike that one would have from the carbs and the sugar (assuming that someone would wash the occasional meal down with a soft drink) and the fat would just lead someone to obesity levels and little chance of a short term recovery.

There has been a documentary on the topic. Watch "Supersize Me". Murgan Spurlock went on a diet of eating nothing but McDonalds for a whole month. He gained 11kg. He had trouble getting an erection. His blood pressure went up considerably. He had no energy.

Someone eating salads and vegetables and fruits and low-fat meats and low-carbs will end up being able to get as much nutrition as they need. I found this out when I tried to eat very healthy and go on a healthy exercise routine. I was doing well after a few days. But, trying to exercise after having a poor or mediocre diet is something that leads to me struggling through the days.


You missed the point of the doco.
He supersized his meal every time they offered and he ate at least double his normal intake.

1500 calories of maccas a day would be better than what you do

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:16pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:58pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:36pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm:
Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Bobby.



Neil Diamond was a real man not a poof.


It is your fixation on Neil that is sooo gay, Bobby ...



Neil had chick pulling power -
he could any chick he wanted.


You could just mention his name without putting up a picture of Diamond.



What was wrong with the picture?
It gave you a goal of what to aim for.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:22pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:58pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:36pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm:
Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Bobby.



Neil Diamond was a real man not a poof.


It is your fixation on Neil that is sooo gay, Bobby ...



Neil had chick pulling power -
he could any chick he wanted.


You could just mention his name without putting up a picture of Diamond.



What was wrong with the picture?
It gave you a goal of what to aim for.


A bikini clad fitness model would give me the motivation I need to get fit. The reasoning: If I get really fit, I can get her respect. Then I can get her.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:29pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:22pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:58pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:36pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm:
Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Bobby.



Neil Diamond was a real man not a poof.


It is your fixation on Neil that is sooo gay, Bobby ...



Neil had chick pulling power -
he could any chick he wanted.


You could just mention his name without putting up a picture of Diamond.



What was wrong with the picture?
It gave you a goal of what to aim for.


A bikini clad fitness model would give me the motivation I need to get fit. The reasoning: If I get really fit, I can get her respect. Then I can get her.



Here's one:
Pamela Reif is a fitness model, influencer and author from Germany

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/erling-haaland-model-pamela-reif-27221316



Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Laugh till you cry on Jun 30th, 2022 at 11:11pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:22pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:58pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:36pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm:
Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Bobby.



Neil Diamond was a real man not a poof.


It is your fixation on Neil that is sooo gay, Bobby ...



Neil had chick pulling power -
he could any chick he wanted.


You could just mention his name without putting up a picture of Diamond.



What was wrong with the picture?
It gave you a goal of what to aim for.


A bikini clad fitness model would give me the motivation I need to get fit. The reasoning: If I get really fit, I can get her respect. Then I can get her.


What if she just wants a fu*k and all your pathetic, sweaty, posturing, obesity quashes her lust and she stamps her foot and leaves.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 1st, 2022 at 12:37pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 11:11pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:22pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 10:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:58pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:36pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 9:02pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 8:53pm:
Neil Diamond? That is so gay, Bobby.



Neil Diamond was a real man not a poof.


It is your fixation on Neil that is sooo gay, Bobby ...



Neil had chick pulling power -
he could any chick he wanted.


You could just mention his name without putting up a picture of Diamond.



What was wrong with the picture?
It gave you a goal of what to aim for.


A bikini clad fitness model would give me the motivation I need to get fit. The reasoning: If I get really fit, I can get her respect. Then I can get her.


What if she just wants a fu*k and all your pathetic, sweaty, posturing, obesity quashes her lust and she stamps her foot and leaves.


That is the thing. Unless we are wealthy guys with a few million in the bank, fitness models would not even consider sleeping with us.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jul 1st, 2022 at 1:50pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 12:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 30th, 2022 at 11:11pm:
What if she just wants a fu*k and all your pathetic, sweaty, posturing, obesity quashes her lust and she stamps her foot and leaves.


That is the thing. Unless we are wealthy guys with a few million in the bank,
fitness models would not even consider sleeping with us.



Hi Rocky,
just go down to the gym and chat up one of the fitness babes there.
Be like Aqua - get out of bed with a purpose every day.
Take your vitamins.



Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:00pm
Bobby, back in 2008, I was a member of a local gym. I spent something like $400 for a year's membership. I did get a bit more fit. But, I hardly spent a great deal of time making myself use the equipment efficiently. I would ride my bike to the gym. I would sign in and do a few warm-up exercises. Then I would go to the bench press and do about 20 repetitions with 50kg. Then I would rest for a few minutes. Then I would put on another 10kg (if I felt willing and fit enough) and do up to 10 repetitions of 60kg.

There were a few fitness fanatic females in the gym. Some good-looking 50-year-old females with bodies like they were in their 30s. One girl there had to be about 25 to 30 years of age. She was very pretty and had the best legs I have seen on a woman in a long time. I was caught out by staff who saw me ogling the girl. They told me that I either start using the equipment or go and sit down somewhere and not hog the machines staring at other members.

Fitness models and female gym members will not sleep with you unless you show them results. Or a big bank account.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:16pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:00pm:
Bobby, back in 2008, I was a member of a local gym. I spent something like $400 for a year's membership. I did get a bit more fit. But, I hardly spent a great deal of time making myself use the equipment efficiently. I would ride my bike to the gym. I would sign in and do a few warm-up exercises. Then I would go to the bench press and do about 20 repetitions with 50kg. Then I would rest for a few minutes. Then I would put on another 10kg (if I felt willing and fit enough) and do up to 10 repetitions of 60kg.

There were a few fitness fanatic females in the gym. Some good-looking 50-year-old females with bodies like they were in their 30s. One girl there had to be about 25 to 30 years of age. She was very pretty and had the best legs I have seen on a woman in a long time. I was caught out by staff who saw me ogling the girl. They told me that I either start using the equipment or go and sit down somewhere and not hog the machines staring at other members.

Fitness models and female gym members will not sleep with you unless you show them results. Or a big bank account.



You need a gym instructor to show you what to do.
You don't have to look like Phil Heath to get the babes:


Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:19pm
The best thing about me is that I have a youthful look for someone in their 40s. I still get hit on by women in their 20s who think that I am no older than 30. It is just the gut that gets in the way of me getting more action from them.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:27pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:19pm:
The best thing about me is that I have a youthful look for someone in their 40s. I still get hit on by women in their 20s who think that I am no older than 30. It is just the gut that gets in the way of me getting more action from them.



The gut is always a problem.
The only time I had a six pack gut was when
I was in my early 20s and working out every day.

You see - a gut is like the hump of a camel.
The camel stores its fat reserves in its hump but
we store that fat around our stomach.
It's actually not unhealthy - it served our ancestors to
let them live longer when there was a shortage of food.
We don't get those shortages these days as we can eat every day.
If you didn't eat for 2 weeks your gut would disappear.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Linus on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:32pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:16pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:00pm:
Bobby, back in 2008, I was a member of a local gym. I spent something like $400 for a year's membership. I did get a bit more fit. But, I hardly spent a great deal of time making myself use the equipment efficiently. I would ride my bike to the gym. I would sign in and do a few warm-up exercises. Then I would go to the bench press and do about 20 repetitions with 50kg. Then I would rest for a few minutes. Then I would put on another 10kg (if I felt willing and fit enough) and do up to 10 repetitions of 60kg.

There were a few fitness fanatic females in the gym. Some good-looking 50-year-old females with bodies like they were in their 30s. One girl there had to be about 25 to 30 years of age. She was very pretty and had the best legs I have seen on a woman in a long time. I was caught out by staff who saw me ogling the girl. They told me that I either start using the equipment or go and sit down somewhere and not hog the machines staring at other members.

Fitness models and female gym members will not sleep with you unless you show them results. Or a big bank account.



You need a gym instructor to show you what to do.
You don't have to look like Phil Heath to get the babes:



With the amount of roids in Phil Heath, he'd be a good candidate for cancer, cardiovascular events and liver or kidney failure. These kind of bodybuilders tend to drop dead at an early age. For example, Rich Piana croaked at 45.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:36pm

Linus wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:32pm:
With the amount of roids in Phil Heath, he'd be a good candidate for cancer, cardiovascular events and liver or kidney failure. These kind of bodybuilders tend to drop dead at an early age. For example, Rich Piana croaked at 45.



Yes Phil Heath overdid the steroids - I think.



Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:38pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:27pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:19pm:
The best thing about me is that I have a youthful look for someone in their 40s. I still get hit on by women in their 20s who think that I am no older than 30. It is just the gut that gets in the way of me getting more action from them.



The gut is always a problem.
The only time I had a six pack gut was when
I was in my early 20s and working out every day.

You see - a gut is like the hump of a camel.
The camel stores its fat reserves in its hump but
we store that fat around our stomach.
It's actually not unhealthy - it served our ancestors to
let them live longer when there was a shortage of food.
We don't get those shortages these days as we can eat every day.
If you didn't eat for 2 weeks your gut would disappear.


I only finished the remainder of a bottle of scotch last night and I am not feeling very fat at all today. I recall a few hours after my last drink, I had 3 kiwi fruits, a vegemite sandwich, and a bowl of oatmeal. I do not recall washing down any diabetes medication with any water. So, somehow, I have had a night where I have lost weight.

I went for 10 days where I did not have any considerable amounts of sugar. Just the milk in my coffee and for my cereals. I had no junk food of any kind. Low-fat meals. I exercised most nights. I went from having a modest gut to a flat stomach in no time.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:43pm

Linus wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:32pm:
With the amount of roids in Phil Heath, he'd be a good candidate for cancer, cardiovascular events and liver or kidney failure. These kind of bodybuilders tend to drop dead at an early age. For example, Rich Piana croaked at 45.


I should not be saying this, but I have slept with 3 women who have had boyfriends who were gym junkies. One of the boyfriends turned out to be gay. The other two were into performance enhancers. I found out that the girls seemed to be "good girls". Whatever muscle enhancements steroids do for the guys' bodies, it does not do their dicks any favours.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jul 1st, 2022 at 3:03pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:43pm:

Linus wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 2:32pm:
With the amount of roids in Phil Heath, he'd be a good candidate for cancer, cardiovascular events and liver or kidney failure. These kind of bodybuilders tend to drop dead at an early age. For example, Rich Piana croaked at 45.


I should not be saying this, but I have slept with 3 women who have had boyfriends who were gym junkies. One of the boyfriends turned out to be gay. The other two were into performance enhancers. I found out that the girls seemed to be "good girls". Whatever muscle enhancements steroids do for the guys' bodies, it does not do their dicks any favours.



Phil Heath probably has a little weenie like your thumb.   ;D

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 1st, 2022 at 4:40pm
Well, I know that if you take the wrong stuff in either a diet or supplement form, you can sustain penile atrophy. And if you have the right diet or supplements (medication), you can have a fuller erection. If I knew of the benefits of one product you could find in the supermarkets for $5 a bottle, I would probably have bought it every fortnight and drank it down consistently.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by John Smith on Jul 1st, 2022 at 4:41pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 1st, 2022 at 3:03pm:
Phil Heath probably has a little weenie like your thumb.



do you often fantasize about mens wieners goober? :o

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 2nd, 2022 at 4:11pm
Bobby, when you hit rock bottom, don't keep digging.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Bobby. on Jul 2nd, 2022 at 11:12pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 2nd, 2022 at 4:11pm:
Bobby, when you hit rock bottom, don't keep digging.



That's good advice.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by Gordon on Dec 3rd, 2023 at 5:41pm
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Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Dec 8th, 2023 at 4:34pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:44pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 3:38pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Jun 29th, 2022 at 2:48pm:
Any body know how this bloke turned into such an overgrown
fat slug?  Was it a medical condition, or was he just super lazy
and continually pigging out on takeaways?



He probably ate 1000s of family size pizzas.


There are people on social media deliberately making themselves morbidly obese and they take requests for money on what to eat.



Fat people should not be allowed to buy takeaway food.


Do you realise that the majority of sales in takeaway stores is from "fat people"? Regulars come in a couple times a week to some stores, or they vary the places that they consume takeaway food. If "fat people" (of which I am not sure how you would define the standard) were barred from buying takeaway food, sales at those businesses would fall considerably.

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by A.I. on Dec 12th, 2023 at 10:05pm
Can a fatty be banned from an All you can Eat Restaurant,
like a Drunk is banned from Pubs?

Title: Re: Fattest Man Dead
Post by UnSubRocky on Dec 13th, 2023 at 3:14pm

Jasin wrote on Dec 12th, 2023 at 10:05pm:
Can a fatty be banned from an All you can Eat Restaurant,
like a Drunk is banned from Pubs?


A big eater might put the restaurant at a break even point for their "all you can eat" meals. A drunk might drink 3 or more times the amount of alcohol that a regular drinker drinks. The difference being is that a drunk keeps paying for the drinks to keep coming.

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