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Message started by Valkie on Aug 18th, 2021 at 8:36am

Title: Breaking new discovery
Post by Valkie on Aug 18th, 2021 at 8:36am

Quote:
It seems scientists have stumbled upon an amazing discovery. It was thought for many years that light bulbs emit light, but recent studies have shown this is not the case. This major discovery has explained many never-before-explained phenomenon.

Light bulbs do not actually emit light!

They suck dark!!

Dark Suckers (the term light bulb is now obsolete) actually suck dark. This is obvious because the closer you get to a dark sucker, the less dark there is around it.

Dark suckers cannot suck dark forever, in fact, when the dark sucker is full of dark, it won’t suck dark anymore!

Candles are a primitive dark sucker. They have, however, played a major role in this discovery. The wick on a candle is normally white before it is lit – but, if you start the dark sucking process in the wick, and then stop it, you will notice the wick is black. This is because the wick contains the dark it has sucked out of the air.

Dark sucking isn’t the only discovery scientists have made about the dark. The have noticed dark is heavier and faster than light!!

The evidence that dark is heavier than light is that the deeper you are in the ocean, the darker it gets. This is because dark sinks to the bottom more readily than light – as it is heavier!

We all thought that light was the fastest thing there was, but it has been shown that dark is faster than light.

Prove this one for yourself by slowly opening a cupboard door. If you look closely, you will see the light rays streaming in, but the dark is so fast you wont see it coming out.

It is truly amazing what scientists are discovering and shows how little we know about nature.

Title: Re: Breaking new discovery
Post by John Dillermand on Aug 18th, 2021 at 8:39am

Valkie wrote on Aug 18th, 2021 at 8:36am:

Quote:
It seems scientists have stumbled upon an amazing discovery. It was thought for many years that light bulbs emit light, but recent studies have shown this is not the case. This major discovery has explained many never-before-explained phenomenon.

Light bulbs do not actually emit light!

They suck dark!!

Dark Suckers (the term light bulb is now obsolete) actually suck dark. This is obvious because the closer you get to a dark sucker, the less dark there is around it.

Dark suckers cannot suck dark forever, in fact, when the dark sucker is full of dark, it won’t suck dark anymore!

Candles are a primitive dark sucker. They have, however, played a major role in this discovery. The wick on a candle is normally white before it is lit – but, if you start the dark sucking process in the wick, and then stop it, you will notice the wick is black. This is because the wick contains the dark it has sucked out of the air.

Dark sucking isn’t the only discovery scientists have made about the dark. The have noticed dark is heavier and faster than light!!

The evidence that dark is heavier than light is that the deeper you are in the ocean, the darker it gets. This is because dark sinks to the bottom more readily than light – as it is heavier!

We all thought that light was the fastest thing there was, but it has been shown that dark is faster than light.

Prove this one for yourself by slowly opening a cupboard door. If you look closely, you will see the light rays streaming in, but the dark is so fast you wont see it coming out.

It is truly amazing what scientists are discovering and shows how little we know about nature.



Explains a lot.

Title: Re: Breaking new discovery
Post by Yadda on Aug 18th, 2021 at 11:05am

re info in OP.

LOL Valkie !!!!


;D           ;D           ;D



Dark suckers......

Like a Black Hole, but only in reverse, eh ?



Title: Re: Breaking new discovery
Post by Bias_2012 on Aug 18th, 2021 at 11:26am
Gladys Woodpecker is a dark sucker

Title: Re: Breaking new discovery
Post by UnSubRocky on Aug 19th, 2021 at 1:52am
I think this concept was explored in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

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