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Levi Parnas, his lawyer, and George Clinton

After Lev Parnas's damning interview with MSNBC's Rachel Maddow in which Parnas confirmed what we already knew -- that Trump and his butt Nazis (including Mike Pence, Rudy Giuliani, William Barr, and Devin Nunes) are guilty as f - k -- Maddow's Faux News time slot rival Sean Hannity is scrambling to interview an Ohio farmer named Levi Parnas (not Lev) in order to rebut Lev Parnas's implications of several Trump administration members, and Trump himself.

But so far, it isn't smooth sailing.

"I don't wanna get involved in this mess," Levi says. "I don't even like Trump. Hell, I don't even watch Fox News."

"I'm desperate," Hannity says. "If the Senate finds Trump guilty and removes him from office, I'm buggered. Rupert's buggered. The whole network's buggered."

He adds, "I figured, our audience can't read anyway, and the names are similar enough, they'll buy whatever bullshit we spoon-feed them. Reading Green Eggs and Ham to these idiots is like reading War and Peace."

Levi admits that it's "stupid" that he's being made to wear shirtless suspenders. "Mr. Hannity has no clue what farmers wear in real life. His idea of a farmer is Mr. Haney from Green Acres. We're not even like James Cromwell in Babe. And I've read books that make War and Peace look like See Spot Run.

"And the only reason George Clinton is part of the interview is because anytime a Clinton is on, or mentioned on, Fox News, their ratings go through the roof."

The legendary funk musician is not related to the political Clintons, Bill and Hillary.

Both interviews air tomorrow at 9 pm ET on MSNBC and Faux News, respectively.

is that the FAMILY marla???



nice shot!

The problem is that this story is far to believable.

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 19^th, 2020 at 9:28am:

The problem is that this story is far to believable.

so your not an admirer of marlas family.... thats a shame.

cods wrote on Jan 19^th, 2020 at 10:54am:

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 19th, 2020 at 9:28am: The problem is that this story is far to believable. so your not an admirer of marlas family.... thats a shame.

Yeah sure, the people in the picture are Marla's family, what a sick burn...

That was totally worth the second post about it since the first went ignored...

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cods wrote on Jan 19^th, 2020 at 10:54am:

ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 19th, 2020 at 9:28am: The problem is that this story is far to believable. so your not an admirer of marlas family.... thats a shame.

Cods has no idea what the OP is about.  None.

Aussie wrote on Jan 19^th, 2020 at 2:50pm:

cods wrote on Jan 19th, 2020 at 10:54am: ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 19th, 2020 at 9:28am: The problem is that this story is far to believable. so your not an admirer of marlas family.... thats a shame. Cods has no idea what the OP is about.  None.

Oh  you!!!!    you know EVERything




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Cooee, dear!

Don't worry, I have no idea what it's about either.