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Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police

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What more proof do we need of the End Times?

You mean he didn't try to breed with his wife in the first two weeks? C'mon :P

Was his/her name Karnal?

PZ547 wrote on Jan 16^th, 2020 at 11:16am:

Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man

;D ;D ;D ;D

that's actually funny

;D ;D ;D ;D

He's not dumb but he can't understand why she........

I betcha  that dirty black sheik was poohshooting his  trannie wife  but got busted so he had to make up a story.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jan 16^th, 2020 at 7:22pm:

I betcha  that dirty black sheik was poohshooting his  trannie wife  but got busted so he had to make up a story.

It's never happened to you?

Jasin wrote on Jan 16^th, 2020 at 1:43pm:

You mean he didn't try to breed with his wife in the first two weeks? C'mon :P

Too old? Sex is the devils tool to corrupt? Didn't look like a goat or camel? It does seem a bit strange.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 16^th, 2020 at 8:10pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 7:22pm: I betcha  that dirty black sheik was poohshooting his  trannie wife  but got busted so he had to make up a story. It's never happened to you?

Happens to you all the time eh? I'd believe it.

Setanta wrote on Jan 17^th, 2020 at 12:42am:

Jasin wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 1:43pm: You mean he didn't try to breed with his wife in the first two weeks? C'mon :P Too old? Sex is the devils tool to corrupt? Didn't look like a goat or camel? It does seem a bit strange.

Ah yes, as that ancient Arab saying has it “ A woman for necessity, a boy for pleasure and a goat for ecstasy"

🤣🤣🤣

That is hilarious.

I forget the country it was in? Phillipines, Mexico, Hong Kong??

But a man was allowed instant Divorce from his new wife when he woke up on their honeymoon and found a complete stranger laying next to him. :o
Apparently his new wife had been wearing a mask of makeup since she knew him which - going by the before and after photographs presented to the judge, were completely different.
She was a horror-head without the make-up and not a bad sort when she had the make-up on.
The Judge sympathised with the man and saying that this is worse than waking up the next morning after a drunken night's pickup as being married means he can't really sneak out the door while she's asleep and blaming the alcohol.
He was awarded the divorce asap and the Judge advised the woman "If you can't make it, don't fake it." (which goes against the American Media efforts).
Apparently the woman was so ugly (naturally) that the barrister said he would rather take a kick in the balls than subjugate them to the likes of her.

Fake Blonde wives anyone? :-? ;D

John Smith wrote on Jan 16^th, 2020 at 7:00pm:

PZ547 wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 11:16am: Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man ;D ;D ;D ;D that's actually funny ;D ;D ;D ;D

funniest part is that it was 'only discovered' when his blushing bride was caught pinching a tv … and was frisked

Jasin wrote on Jan 19^th, 2020 at 8:22am:

I forget the country it was in? Phillipines, Mexico, Hong Kong?? But a man was allowed instant Divorce from his new wife when he woke up on their honeymoon and found a complete stranger laying next to him. :o Apparently his new wife had been wearing a mask of makeup since she knew him which - going by the before and after photographs presented to the judge, were completely different. She was a horror-head without the make-up and not a bad sort when she had the make-up on. The Judge sympathised with the man and saying that this is worse than waking up the next morning after a drunken night's pickup as being married means he can't really sneak out the door while she's asleep and blaming the alcohol. He was awarded the divorce asap and the Judge advised the woman "If you can't make it, don't fake it." (which goes against the American Media efforts). Apparently the woman was so ugly (naturally) that the barrister said he would rather take a kick in the balls than subjugate them to the likes of her. Fake Blonde wives anyone? :-? ;D

similar to a case from korea (?) where a man married a very attractive woman and was apparently happy with the deal until the children emerged looking like gorgonzola

man was puzzled. Then somehow he learned his wife had undergone extensive facial surgery prior to their meeting

he sought divorce and it was granted

not funny, is it.  He was happy with her and her surgerified face

now there are ugly looking children who have to live 80 years with a father who's not happy with them and guess the ex wife isn't happy with any of it either

there are morals to the story involving superficiality, soullessness etc

hope the father gets rich and dies young so his rejected kids can afford to get surgery like their mum

PZ547 wrote on Jan 16^th, 2020 at 11:16am:

Quote: Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police LINK

Happens all the time in war. You get feelings for your boys, you develop bonds, every soldier knows it.

I'm no imam, but cops should learn to let what happens in the field stay in the field, that's all I'm going to say about that.

Karnal wrote on Jan 19^th, 2020 at 12:44pm:

PZ547 wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 11:16am: Quote: Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police LINK Happens all the time in war. You get feelings for your boys, you develop bonds, every soldier knows it. I'm no imam, but cops should learn to let what happens in the field stay in the field, that's all I'm going to say about that.

Well, I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Karnal smiled and took me by the hand
She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"

Gordon wrote on Jan 19^th, 2020 at 12:48pm:

Karnal wrote on Jan 19th, 2020 at 12:44pm: PZ547 wrote on Jan 16th, 2020 at 11:16am: Quote: Ugandan imam is suspended after finding out his wife of two weeks was actually a man Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba, 27, found out the truth when his bride was caught stealing a TV from a neighbour and was searched by police LINK Happens all the time in war. You get feelings for your boys, you develop bonds, every soldier knows it. I'm no imam, but cops should learn to let what happens in the field stay in the field, that's all I'm going to say about that. Well, I'd left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Karnal smiled and took me by the hand She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"

You grow up quick in times of war, son. It helps if you have good men to show you the ropes.

That's the ANZAC spirit. You Canadian Yids wouldn't know much about it.

Still, what's not to like about Canadians? Good men. They might talk like Yanks, but they think like Aussies. They can drink too.

Yanks get pssed after three beers and start showing off. They always attract the MPs, party over.