Quick, need an antonym for "girth"

Papadum.

Gordon wrote on Dec 13^th, 2019 at 8:12am:

Papadum.

No ʇᴉɥs?

Slimness... can't think of a direct one for girth.. girth is just a term that covers a range from skinny to fat...

"He was of a wide girth.. giant of  a man 'down there' .....and highly regarded in the gay community"

"She was of a narrow girth around the t1ts and hips... a straight up and down woman... no tits and arse to speak of..."

ungird, unwrap are listed as antonyms for "girth"

girt by sea

inside diameter

Lithe?

slim, flimsy......whatever............ :-*

A girth in my world , is a piece of equipment used to anchor a saddle on a horses back.

Girth is not a size, not an either/or not something you can have an antonym for.

She was of a slender girth, a summer's breeze would waft her away as easily as a butterfly's wing fart.
His girth was rather sturdy, he was not a man to taken lightly if the situation went south.
The lady that sung last was of immense girth. I would call her fat.

AiA wrote on Dec 13^th, 2019 at 9:25am:

Gordon wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 8:12am: Papadum. No ʇᴉɥs?

When Indian cabbies are trying to seduce a passenger they say yheir penis has the girth of a papadum.

Gordon wrote on Dec 14^th, 2019 at 8:01pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 9:25am: Gordon wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 8:12am: Papadum. No ʇᴉɥs? When Indian cabbies are trying to seduce a passenger they say yheir penis has the girth of a papadum.

I don't know what to say! Are Aussie papadums more or less endowed? You know, girth wise. The damn things I buy here end up 4" across after the hot oil treatment.

I think I have a new "papadum" enlargement product but it will take a brave and dedicated man to go the distance. I'll pay $2 an hour for test subjects.

Respondent: Oh my goodness gracious, please sahib, my family, it needs this... Well, they also need the money but to swell up like a papadum! We will sell kidneys, livers, hearts... anything, make my family happy.

Setanta wrote on Dec 14^th, 2019 at 7:10pm:

Girth is not a size, not an either/or not something you can have an antonym for.

Girth, noun, the measurement around the middle of something, especially a person's waist.

It has no antonym

boyth

freediver wrote on Dec 15^th, 2019 at 10:51am:

boyth

;D

Grappler Racist Filth wrote on Dec 13^th, 2019 at 11:40am:

. "He was of a wide girth.. giant of  a man 'down there' .....and highly regarded in the gay community"

Are you saying we should rename one particular member as "Giant Bobby?"

Gordon wrote on Dec 14^th, 2019 at 8:01pm:

AiA wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 9:25am: Gordon wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 8:12am: Papadum. No ʇᴉɥs? When Indian cabbies are trying to seduce a passenger they say yheir penis has the girth of a papadum.

You were Aussie's passenger?

Skinny people, Fattys and in between all have a girth. There's no antonym.

In my world, its called waist circumference.   :)

Setanta wrote on Dec 14^th, 2019 at 8:18pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 14th, 2019 at 8:01pm: AiA wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 9:25am: Gordon wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 8:12am: Papadum. No ʇᴉɥs? When Indian cabbies are trying to seduce a passenger they say yheir penis has the girth of a papadum. I don't know what to say! Are Aussie papadums more or less endowed? You know, girth wise. The damn things I buy here end up 4" across after the hot oil treatment. I think I have a new "papadum" enlargement product but it will take a brave and dedicated man to go the distance. I'll pay $2 an hour for test subjects. Respondent: Oh my goodness gracious, please sahib, my family, it needs this... Well, they also need the money but to swell up like a papadum! We will sell kidneys, livers, hearts... anything, make my family happy.

Aussie's papadum?

What's a  papadum?

ChrisP wrote on Dec 16^th, 2019 at 6:02pm:

What's a  papadum?

https://youtu.be/P-rVeqTZMrQ

YUK!

Gordon wrote on Dec 16^th, 2019 at 4:33pm:

Setanta wrote on Dec 14th, 2019 at 8:18pm: Gordon wrote on Dec 14th, 2019 at 8:01pm: AiA wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 9:25am: Gordon wrote on Dec 13th, 2019 at 8:12am: Papadum. No ʇᴉɥs? When Indian cabbies are trying to seduce a passenger they say yheir penis has the girth of a papadum. I don't know what to say! Are Aussie papadums more or less endowed? You know, girth wise. The damn things I buy here end up 4" across after the hot oil treatment. I think I have a new "papadum" enlargement product but it will take a brave and dedicated man to go the distance. I'll pay $2 an hour for test subjects. Respondent: Oh my goodness gracious, please sahib, my family, it needs this... Well, they also need the money but to swell up like a papadum! We will sell kidneys, livers, hearts... anything, make my family happy. Aussie's papadum?

"Get in my cab and I'll show you my padadum."