I had a chocolate bar today- best smell in the world( this week) that and coffee brewing (anytime)

Pheramones of a sexually aroused woman...

No. Seriously - being in the middle of a vast rural area of Rape Crops (Canola). Endless hills of yellow flowers giving off a constant aroma. To just lay there all day (picnic) and take it all in - then to suddenly leave and smell everything else with a new heightened sense of smell.

Nah, my kids, particularly the 2 year old :)

Gordon wrote on May 1^st, 2019 at 9:32pm:

Nah, my kids, particularly the 2 year old :)

;D

The Hospital (where I once worked and my ex-wife worked) allowed me to attire in full Medical operating Theatre gear to walk in and attend to my first 'ka-ka'. My daughter was a Vegan - it was Green!  :o

Jasin wrote on May 1^st, 2019 at 9:40pm:

Gordon wrote on May 1st, 2019 at 9:32pm: Nah, my kids, particularly the 2 year old :) ;D The Hospital (where I once worked and my ex-wife worked) allowed me to attire in full Medical operating Theatre gear to walk in and attend to my first 'ka-ka'. My daughter was a Vegan - it was Green!  :o

That is normal Jasin- the first poo of all new born's are/is green- and has a  unique smell as well-

Gordon wrote on May 1^st, 2019 at 9:32pm:

Nah, my kids, particularly the 2 year old :)

now I'm feeling green-  :-[

Agnes wrote on May 1^st, 2019 at 7:29pm:

I had a chocolate bar today- best smell in the world( this week) that and coffee brewing (anytime)

For the first time ever, my parents did not get their kids any Easter eggs. I actually had a craving for chocolate this year. Got some Easter eggs of my own. Then I started buying Tim Tams to go with my morning coffee. I have become that old man.

The best smell would be a freshly cut lawn. The sense of accomplishment just adds to the pleasure.

FRESH home made Bread.... :)

cods wrote on May 4^th, 2019 at 10:59am:

FRESH home made Bread.... :)

yep delish- that would go with my pea and ham hock soup that I have in the oven right now--

Agnes wrote on May 4^th, 2019 at 12:52pm:

cods wrote on May 4th, 2019 at 10:59am: FRESH home made Bread.... :) yep delish- that would go with my pea and ham hock soup that I have in the oven right now--

I will be over,

I looked everywhere for a ham hock yesterday.....its been on my fancy list for a week or more...

Warm leatherwood honey and  fresh lime juice.

honey is a great smell- and is good in pie

am making pies today- apple pie - will be freezing them later-so the smells of cinnamon apples and baking will be everywhere here- 

The smell of a sea breeze, I'm getting a waft right now, or that of a rainforest, maybe the smell of first rain after a drought.

All good, but the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning and ripping the top off a VB in the evening I cant do without.

Johnnie wrote on May 5^th, 2019 at 1:02pm:

The smell of a sea breeze, I'm getting a waft right now, or that of a rainforest, maybe the smell of first rain after a drought. All good, but the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning and ripping the top off a VB in the evening I cant do without.

rain after hot spell- yes beautiful- and don't forget the salad jeeze   ;D ;D ;D

Yes. The 'earthy' smell (especially Rural, where the soil has been turned, or a Country area where many plants are in bloom) - after a Rain is one of the best. As is the smell before a Lightning Storm.

Jasin wrote on May 5^th, 2019 at 8:00pm:

Yes. The 'earthy' smell (especially Rural, where the soil has been turned, or a Country area where many plants are in bloom) - after a Rain is one of the best. As is the smell before a Lightning Storm.

it's called petrichor as far as I know- nothing smells better !

a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather.
"other than the petrichor emanating from the rapidly drying grass, there was not a trace of evidence that it had rained at all"

Agnes wrote on May 6^th, 2019 at 12:34am:

Jasin wrote on May 5th, 2019 at 8:00pm: Yes. The 'earthy' smell (especially Rural, where the soil has been turned, or a Country area where many plants are in bloom) - after a Rain is one of the best. As is the smell before a Lightning Storm. it's called petrichor as far as I know- nothing smells better ! a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather. "other than the petrichor emanating from the rapidly drying grass, there was not a trace of evidence that it had rained at all"

Petrichor, from Wiki:

the smell derives from an oil exuded by certain plants during dry periods, whereupon it is absorbed by clay-based soils and rocks. During rain, the oil is released into the air along with another compound, geosmin, a metabolic by-product of certain actinobacteria, which is emitted by wet soil, producing the distinctive scent; ozone may also be present if there is lightning.[

The human nose is extremely sensitive to geosmin and is able to detect it at concentrations as low as 5 parts per trillion.[10] Some scientists believe that humans appreciate the rain scent because ancestors may have relied on rainy weather for survival.[11]

Far out man, 5 parts per trillion, bottle it.

Johnnie wrote on May 6^th, 2019 at 12:55pm:

Agnes wrote on May 6th, 2019 at 12:34am: Jasin wrote on May 5th, 2019 at 8:00pm: Yes. The 'earthy' smell (especially Rural, where the soil has been turned, or a Country area where many plants are in bloom) - after a Rain is one of the best. As is the smell before a Lightning Storm. it's called petrichor as far as I know- nothing smells better ! a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather. "other than the petrichor emanating from the rapidly drying grass, there was not a trace of evidence that it had rained at all" Petrichor, from Wiki: the smell derives from an oil exuded by certain plants during dry periods, whereupon it is absorbed by clay-based soils and rocks. During rain, the oil is released into the air along with another compound, geosmin, a metabolic by-product of certain actinobacteria, which is emitted by wet soil, producing the distinctive scent; ozone may also be present if there is lightning.[ The human nose is extremely sensitive to geosmin and is able to detect it at concentrations as low as 5 parts per trillion.[10] Some scientists believe that humans appreciate the rain scent because ancestors may have relied on rainy weather for survival.[11] Far out man, 5 parts per trillion, bottle it.

can smell a rain storm coming from a very very long way -

YouuuuuWhooooo, it's meeee.

How is this even a contest? Nothing smells better than Keith's freshly bathed bot bot

Devine, slurp!

Chester wrote on May 6^th, 2019 at 4:40pm:

YouuuuuWhooooo, it's meeee. How is this even a contest? Nothing smells better than Keith's freshly bathed bot bot Devine, slurp!

Can smell Peckerhead a mile away - no?
::)

Agnes wrote on May 6^th, 2019 at 3:02pm:

Johnnie wrote on May 6th, 2019 at 12:55pm: Agnes wrote on May 6th, 2019 at 12:34am: Jasin wrote on May 5th, 2019 at 8:00pm: Yes. The 'earthy' smell (especially Rural, where the soil has been turned, or a Country area where many plants are in bloom) - after a Rain is one of the best. As is the smell before a Lightning Storm. it's called petrichor as far as I know- nothing smells better ! a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather. "other than the petrichor emanating from the rapidly drying grass, there was not a trace of evidence that it had rained at all" Petrichor, from Wiki: the smell derives from an oil exuded by certain plants during dry periods, whereupon it is absorbed by clay-based soils and rocks. During rain, the oil is released into the air along with another compound, geosmin, a metabolic by-product of certain actinobacteria, which is emitted by wet soil, producing the distinctive scent; ozone may also be present if there is lightning.[ The human nose is extremely sensitive to geosmin and is able to detect it at concentrations as low as 5 parts per trillion.[10] Some scientists believe that humans appreciate the rain scent because ancestors may have relied on rainy weather for survival.[11] Far out man, 5 parts per trillion, bottle it. can smell a rain storm coming from a very very long way -

Wow. I have head of the nose being able to sense PPM and even PPB .

I love that heavy heady smell of spring in full bloom.

My chode.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jul 27^th, 2019 at 10:39am:

My chode.

nope

How do you know?

What'sa 'chode'? :-?

come on Hammer- explain to the man who asked you a question ?

Jasin wrote on Jul 28^th, 2019 at 3:04pm:

What'sa 'chode'? :-?

Sorry Jasin, I just got back. It's the piece of skin between your asshole and balls. also known as your gooch,

Mr Hammer wrote on Jul 28^th, 2019 at 6:53pm:

Jasin wrote on Jul 28th, 2019 at 3:04pm: What'sa 'chode'? :-? Sorry Jasin, I just got back. It's the piece of skin between your asshole and balls. also known as your gooch,

Ohhh no!
I had to ask didn't I.
:P ;D

thats a bit different to what i read- haha- small and strong- sounds about right

Driving through the Riverland in SA at some ungodly hour and the smell of citrus blossom on a warm evening
Even my few trees at home make a wonderful perfume



Along with Mr Lincoln roses on a summer night

I thought a chode was a dick wider than it was long?

Another good smell is letting one rip in a car with others but ask them quickly "Can you smell petrol?" in a concerned way. Of course, everyone starts sniffing in deep to smell the petrol.
It takes just a few seconds later for them to choke.  ;D ;D

Not having body odour smelling bad the next day after changing diet, exercise, medication, and bathing routine. That is an uplifting feeling to have.

Jasin wrote on Jul 30^th, 2019 at 9:23pm:

Another good smell is letting one rip in a car with others but ask them quickly "Can you smell petrol?" in a concerned way. Of course, everyone starts sniffing in deep to smell the petrol. It takes just a few seconds later for them to choke.  ;D ;D

Yes, or ask if anyone can smell anything burning.

barryfromthebush wrote on Jul 29^th, 2019 at 10:02am:

I thought a chode was a dick wider than it was long?

That's called a Pecker.

Shandy Roses smell really nice.
Slim Dusty's ain't too bad either, for Roses.

barryfromthebush wrote on Jul 29^th, 2019 at 10:02am:

I thought a chode was a dick wider than it was long?

I find that hard to swallow

Its hard to beat the smell of diesel, gun powder and VB while out hunting ferals, and there are plenty of them around.

The smell of the rain just before it falls in the Top End. Hard to describe but unforgettable once you experience it.

Nothing like the smell of a woman on heat when I was much younger.
Like a Rose, she would open up her petals to be pollinated by my busy little bee.
I surely must have many illegitimate 'whiter' children out there - all being taken cared for, paid for and supported by nations like India, Mexico, West Africa, China, Syria, etc.

nothing better thah the smell of hot dry earth right after rain-

Nothing like the sweet smell of success, no matter what the cost.

miketrees wrote on Jul 28^th, 2019 at 10:36pm:

Driving through the Riverland in SA at some ungodly hour and the smell of citrus blossom on a warm evening Even my few trees at home make a wonderful perfume Along with Mr Lincoln roses on a summer night

what a lovely description mike- Mr Lincoln Roses- sounds so old worlde-

I love when you go to the beach and it’s covered in stinky rotten seaweed.

Gordon wrote on Aug 18^th, 2019 at 7:20pm:

I love when you go to the beach and it’s covered in stinky rotten seaweed.

Like that Red-Weed in Jervis Bay.  ;D

I used to scrap ship/boat hulls in Sydney Harbour when lot younger.
Covered in barnacles, sea snots and weeds. I was guarranteed a full seat to stretch out on in a train on the long way home way out west. :D

that must have been hell stinky weed-

Who doesn't love rotting seaweed?

YUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQZ6aAJoaf4

thinking you really love it gordy-

Omg! It just rained decently for over an hour! First time in a month.

You need kelp Gordon

miketrees wrote on Aug 19^th, 2019 at 7:57am:

You need kelp Gordon

Kelp is good.
I once worked for Australia's leading Kelp/Seaweed Food distributers. Love it.

This topic stinks like a Melanesian Bar Stool now that LTYC has  appeared with his impression of Mr Hankey.

That's it, I'm out of here.

My body deodorant really lingers, even after a wash.

Best smell in the wort—boiling wort and THEN you add the first lot of hops. . .ahhhhhhhh!

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 21^st, 2019 at 7:58am:

My body deodorant really lingers, even after a wash.

what kind is it US?

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx5N-4JvVyk

does that smell like gunpowder- cos that is a beautiful smell- someone just said gasoline mainly

babs wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 12:44pm:

does that smell like gunpowder- cos that is a beautiful smell

It smells like petrol and detergent because
that's what it is.

yes someone just told me-

bacon followed by pork chops

Piggly Wiggly wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 9:22pm:

bacon followed by pork chops

Are you a cannibal ?

The best smell in the world comes from roses.

For food - I like the smell of charcoal cooked food.
It makes me hungry just smelling it.

jiggly pig is still here- monk must be sad now his drunk arse is gone- lets see how long the pig lasts

Bobby. wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 9:34pm:

The best smell in the world comes from roses. For food - I like the smell of charcoal cooked food. It makes me hungry just smelling it.

yep pretty good-

Its hard to top roses as the best smell, it even beats gunpowder in the morning and there lots of different varieties to choose from.

babs wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 9:44pm:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:34pm: The best smell in the world comes from roses. For food - I like the smell of charcoal cooked food. It makes me hungry just smelling it. yep pretty good-

If you want your friends to turn up again and again
to your parties get a charcoal grill.

Bobby. wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 9:53pm:

babs wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:44pm: Bobby. wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:34pm: The best smell in the world comes from roses. For food - I like the smell of charcoal cooked food. It makes me hungry just smelling it. yep pretty good- If you want your friends to turn up again and again to your parties get a charcoal grill.

Always have onions sizzling away, it will entice the whole neighborhood.

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2019 at 7:07pm:

Best smell in the wort—boiling wort and THEN you add the first lot of hops. . .ahhhhhhhh!

As a fellow brewer I'm very familiar with this smell and to me, it smells like the back end of a dog. If you love it, well, different folks, different strokes.

Johnnie wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 9:58pm:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:53pm: babs wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:44pm: Bobby. wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:34pm: The best smell in the world comes from roses. For food - I like the smell of charcoal cooked food. It makes me hungry just smelling it. yep pretty good- If you want your friends to turn up again and again to your parties get a charcoal grill. Always have onions sizzling away, it will entice the whole neighborhood.

Yes - charcoal chicken is a winner too.

Bobby. wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 10:10pm:

Johnnie wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:58pm: Bobby. wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:53pm: babs wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:44pm: Bobby. wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:34pm: The best smell in the world comes from roses. For food - I like the smell of charcoal cooked food. It makes me hungry just smelling it. yep pretty good- If you want your friends to turn up again and again to your parties get a charcoal grill. Always have onions sizzling away, it will entice the whole neighborhood. Yes - charcoal chicken is a winner too.

Crispy chicken wings marinated in honey soy on the grill as an appetizer always gets them in.

Johnnie wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 9:32pm:

Piggly Wiggly wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:22pm: bacon followed by pork chops Are you a cannibal ?

No, I am makin' bacon

Slow roasted pork belly is like sex on a plate

Johnnie wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 10:24pm:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 10:10pm: Johnnie wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:58pm: Bobby. wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:53pm: babs wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:44pm: Bobby. wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 9:34pm: The best smell in the world comes from roses. For food - I like the smell of charcoal cooked food. It makes me hungry just smelling it. yep pretty good- If you want your friends to turn up again and again to your parties get a charcoal grill. Always have onions sizzling away, it will entice the whole neighborhood. Yes - charcoal chicken is a winner too. Crispy chicken wings marinated in honey soy on the grill as an appetizer always gets them in.

What about a charcoal grilled cheese kransky sausage with sauerkraut?

sounds very tasty but you are living the high life there a bit Bobby

Agnes wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 10:41pm:

sounds very tasty but you are living the high life there a bit Bobby

I like gourmet food.
No cheap safeway or coles sausages on the barby for me.

Who likes pulled pork?

Piggly Wiggly wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 10:44pm:

Who likes pulled pork?

Is that you Monk?

Bobby. wrote on Aug 24^th, 2019 at 10:43pm:

Agnes wrote on Aug 24th, 2019 at 10:41pm: sounds very tasty but you are living the high life there a bit Bobby I like gourmet food. No cheap safeway or coles sausages on the barby for me.

You know all those cooked chickens they have in Woolworths, Coles, IGA, Aldi, Foodworks, etc.
They are all FORMALDIHYDE induced by 5 fumigations at egg stage. Formaldihyde is a chemical that needs a 'mask' induced by filtered air (still unsafe) to attend to and in the old days, the 'rag' was the only protection which results in retarded children (very high care) and serious chronic health problems for the worker.

I ate a banana last night- it was dam crunchy - trying another one now- its freezing and still pretty crunchy

Did you freeze the banana to be crunchy? :-?

Jasin wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2019 at 7:17pm:

Did you freeze the banana to be crunchy? :-?

no- its just fg cold !!!! a tiny bit softer tho