I wonder if the Nukes of today and a few impacting in the same spot - could actually rupture the Crust?

With the Crust ruptured in such a way - would it produce such a massive lava flow eruption, that it could cover a large continent easy and destroy the atmosphere with its gases?

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 4:03am:

I wonder if the Nukes of today and a few impacting in the same spot - could actually rupture the Crust? With the Crust ruptured in such a way - would it produce such a massive lava flow eruption, that it could cover a large continent easy and destroy the atmosphere with its gases?

Why would you "wonder" that?

And why would you go down that sort of apocalyptic  thought path?

Gnads wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 6:11am:

Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:03am: I wonder if the Nukes of today and a few impacting in the same spot - could actually rupture the Crust? With the Crust ruptured in such a way - would it produce such a massive lava flow eruption, that it could cover a large continent easy and destroy the atmosphere with its gases? Why would you "wonder" that? And why would you go down that sort of apocalyptic  thought path?

Been watching the movie The Abyss  :D
Nukes on the bottom of the ocean where the Crust is thin.

...also enjoyed the take on the Australian futurism with the movie  8-)

I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies.

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 3:00pm:

I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies.

Oh thank god you wrote that.
For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you?
Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master?
Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams.
Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I.

...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;)

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 4:27pm:

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;)

How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron?

It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts.

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 4:03am:

I wonder if the Nukes of today and a few impacting in the same spot - could actually rupture the Crust? With the Crust ruptured in such a way - would it produce such a massive lava flow eruption, that it could cover a large continent easy and destroy the atmosphere with its gases?

Reminds me of this movie which I have on BluRay:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_in_the_World

First saw this on the big screen when I was a kid around 1966 or 67. Scared the living daylights out of me at the time even though it is scientifically impossible, especially the ending.

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 5:59pm:

Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts.

It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think?

Oh wow Carl. D - that looks like a good old movie to watch.
Yes - reading the movie's background on wiki. I can see that even back then in the 60's - they feared the worse.
And yet, its so easy to achieve.

Nuclear explosion on one side of planet, causes a 'ripple' effect through and around the planet to an earthquake on the other side.

Gnads wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 6:11am:

Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:03am: I wonder if the Nukes of today and a few impacting in the same spot - could actually rupture the Crust? With the Crust ruptured in such a way - would it produce such a massive lava flow eruption, that it could cover a large continent easy and destroy the atmosphere with its gases? Why would you "wonder" that? And why would you go down that sort of apocalyptic  thought path?

Do you think everyone should just bury their head in the sand?

Spot

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:10pm:

Oh wow Carl. D - that looks like a good old movie to watch. Yes - reading the movie's background on wiki. I can see that even back then in the 60's - they feared the worse. And yet, its so easy to achieve. Nuclear explosion on one side of planet, causes a 'ripple' effect through and around the planet to an earthquake on the other side.

Looks like you can watch the whole movie here:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zwzru

Not super high quality but watchable. I also notice it is in 1.33:1 (4:3) pan and scan not the 1.85:1 widescreen as it is on the BluRay but never mind...

I don't think the movie is available on DVD or BluRay here in Australia, I had to get the BluRay from Amazon in the US a year or two back.

The music score by John Douglas is great.

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:06pm:

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think?

Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying?

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:13pm:

Gnads wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 6:11am: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:03am: I wonder if the Nukes of today and a few impacting in the same spot - could actually rupture the Crust? With the Crust ruptured in such a way - would it produce such a massive lava flow eruption, that it could cover a large continent easy and destroy the atmosphere with its gases? Why would you "wonder" that? And why would you go down that sort of apocalyptic  thought path? Do you think everyone should just bury their head in the sand? Spot

You are spot on. Never bury your head in the sand or you'll miss the change.

So many bury their heads in the sand. Not wanting to see what will happen to FRANCE, soon at the hands of Islam.
Or the war between China & Russia soon.
...they all bury their heads in the past and think it will be just like before.

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:20pm:

Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:06pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think? Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying?

*drops head on desk in front of keyboard. It hurt.

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:24pm:

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:20pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:06pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think? Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying? *drops head on desk in front of keyboard. It hurt.

Was someone behind you yelling Allah'u Akbar at the time this happened?

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:24pm:

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:20pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:06pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think? Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying? *drops head on desk in front of keyboard. It hurt.

Have you ever jammed the nozzle of the plastic sauce bottle into the middle of the pie and squeezed so hard that the seam blows out with a gush of hot meat and sauce?

Pie fillings just like magma (and smegma) will always follow the path of least resistance.

Perhaps if a bunch of nukes were exploded in the same spot it could cause the lava to vent in a neighboring country.  How funny would it be if Pakistan nuked Delhi then Islamabad was drowned in lava.

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:32pm:

Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:24pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:20pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:06pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think? Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying? *drops head on desk in front of keyboard. It hurt. Have you ever jammed the nozzle of the plastic sauce bottle into the middle of the pie and squeezed so hard that the seam blows out with a gush of hot meat and sauce? Pie fillings just like magma (and smegma) will always follow the path of least resistance. Perhaps if a bunch of nukes were exploded in the same spot it could cause the lava to vent in a neighboring country.  How funny would it be if Pakistan nuked Delhi then Islamabad was drowned in lava.

FRRK ! YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME IN THOUGHT.

No offense dude Onion, but you're starting to freak me out.

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 9:32pm:

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:32pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:24pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:20pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:06pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think? Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying? *drops head on desk in front of keyboard. It hurt. Have you ever jammed the nozzle of the plastic sauce bottle into the middle of the pie and squeezed so hard that the seam blows out with a gush of hot meat and sauce? Pie fillings just like magma (and smegma) will always follow the path of least resistance. Perhaps if a bunch of nukes were exploded in the same spot it could cause the lava to vent in a neighboring country.  How funny would it be if Pakistan nuked Delhi then Islamabad was drowned in lava. FRRK ! YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME IN THOUGHT. No offense dude Onion, but you're starting to freak me out.

No offence taken. It wouldn't be too far fetched to have two entities on the same cosmic wavelength to end up at a little joint like this.

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 9:45pm:

Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 9:32pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:32pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:24pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:20pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:06pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think? Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying? *drops head on desk in front of keyboard. It hurt. Have you ever jammed the nozzle of the plastic sauce bottle into the middle of the pie and squeezed so hard that the seam blows out with a gush of hot meat and sauce? Pie fillings just like magma (and smegma) will always follow the path of least resistance. Perhaps if a bunch of nukes were exploded in the same spot it could cause the lava to vent in a neighboring country.  How funny would it be if Pakistan nuked Delhi then Islamabad was drowned in lava. FRRK ! YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME IN THOUGHT. No offense dude Onion, but you're starting to freak me out. No offence taken. It wouldn't be too far fetched to have two entities on the same cosmic wavelength to end up at a little joint like this.

*takes a drink

https://i.imgur.com/t2mOvhZ.gif

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:13pm:

Gnads wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 6:11am: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:03am: I wonder if the Nukes of today and a few impacting in the same spot - could actually rupture the Crust? With the Crust ruptured in such a way - would it produce such a massive lava flow eruption, that it could cover a large continent easy and destroy the atmosphere with its gases? Why would you "wonder" that? And why would you go down that sort of apocalyptic  thought path? Do you think everyone should just bury their head in the sand? Spot

No certainly not ... but for you there's an exception  ;)

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:20pm:

Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:06pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think? Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying?

Well I certainly do .... beats thinking about Apocalypse

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 9:51pm:

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 9:45pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 9:32pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:32pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:24pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:20pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:06pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think? Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying? *drops head on desk in front of keyboard. It hurt. Have you ever jammed the nozzle of the plastic sauce bottle into the middle of the pie and squeezed so hard that the seam blows out with a gush of hot meat and sauce? Pie fillings just like magma (and smegma) will always follow the path of least resistance. Perhaps if a bunch of nukes were exploded in the same spot it could cause the lava to vent in a neighboring country.  How funny would it be if Pakistan nuked Delhi then Islamabad was drowned in lava. FRRK ! YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME IN THOUGHT. No offense dude Onion, but you're starting to freak me out. No offence taken. It wouldn't be too far fetched to have two entities on the same cosmic wavelength to end up at a little joint like this. *takes a drink

A fine bromance, with no kisses
A fine bromance, my fiend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tornados
But you're as dormant as a decades extinct volcano

A fine bromance, you won't nestle
A fine bromance, you won't wrestle
I've never made a dent in your hot meat pie
I never had the chance
This is a fine bromance

A fine bromance, my good fellow
You take bromance. I'll take Jell-o
You're balmier than the dudes in the Ozpol forum
At least they flap their gums to express emotion

A fine bromance, with some quarrels
With a few insults, and no morals
You're just as hard to 2nd guess as the lotto in France
If I ever get the chance
This is a fine bromance

A fine bromance, there'll be hisses
A fine bromance, my fiend, this is
Our love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
We don't have half the thrills that a gay bar wine has

:P :P ;D

You can bet.

Some sick grubberment has this already planned out

They have some sort of backup plan to do this and somehow avoid being caught.

Grubberments, the biggest collection of corrupt, sick, twisted freaks on earth.
Right after the CULT OF DEATH

Gnads wrote on Dec 26^th, 2018 at 6:44am:

Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 9:51pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 9:45pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 9:32pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:32pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:24pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:20pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 7:06pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 5:59pm: Jasin wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:27pm: Paul Onions wrote on Dec 25th, 2018 at 3:00pm: I was hoping this thread would be about meat pies. Oh thank god you wrote that. For the past 24 hours I've been wondering about you? Were you ASIO out to play mind games? A sock of 'me' - that somehow escaped my memory of when I actually activated it? Now - out for revenge, upon it's Master? Your posts seem to match mine in all four methods of 'thought'. It would be like meeting a Clone or long lost identical Twin. I was afraid to sleep. I've been awake non-stop - afraid that I would find you there also, in my dreams. Right now though, I'm playing some songs from the Band You Am I. ...but now, with your above said Post. I can rest in peace knowing that you are none of what I posted above. You see - you're a moron and that definately ain't me!  ;) How does my wishing your thread title was about meat pie crusts make me a moron? It in no way is an indication I didn't like what your post was actually about and nor does it reveal my feelings about pie crusts. It was a good example that you had no indication as to what to think? So why write something in the first place - if you don't know what to think? Fair point but do you agree rupturing a pie crust is incredibly satisfying? *drops head on desk in front of keyboard. It hurt. Have you ever jammed the nozzle of the plastic sauce bottle into the middle of the pie and squeezed so hard that the seam blows out with a gush of hot meat and sauce? Pie fillings just like magma (and smegma) will always follow the path of least resistance. Perhaps if a bunch of nukes were exploded in the same spot it could cause the lava to vent in a neighboring country.  How funny would it be if Pakistan nuked Delhi then Islamabad was drowned in lava. FRRK ! YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME IN THOUGHT. No offense dude Onion, but you're starting to freak me out. No offence taken. It wouldn't be too far fetched to have two entities on the same cosmic wavelength to end up at a little joint like this. *takes a drink A fine bromance, with no kisses A fine bromance, my fiend, this is We should be like a couple of hot tornados But you're as dormant as a decades extinct volcano A fine bromance, you won't nestle A fine bromance, you won't wrestle I've never made a dent in your hot meat pie I never had the chance This is a fine bromance A fine bromance, my good fellow You take bromance. I'll take Jell-o You're balmier than the dudes in the Ozpol forum At least they flap their gums to express emotion A fine bromance, with some quarrels With a few insults, and no morals You're just as hard to 2nd guess as the lotto in France If I ever get the chance This is a fine bromance A fine bromance, there'll be hisses A fine bromance, my fiend, this is Our love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has We don't have half the thrills that a gay bar wine has :P :P ;D

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Shall we discuss the sausage roll?

Ok. Now you're making my anus depreciate in value from a 50c to a 1c and they are bloody out of circulation !!!

Jasin wrote on Dec 26^th, 2018 at 11:17pm:

Ok. Now you're making my anus depreciate in value from a 50c to a 1c and they are bloody out of circulation !!!

Is your bum now a bit numb?

Jasin wrote on Dec 26^th, 2018 at 11:17pm:

Ok. Now you're making my anus depreciate in value from a 50c to a 1c and they are bloody out of circulation !!!

Did you also have a Filipino maid who 'did things' to you with pies and sausage rolls?

Which baked goods are you comfortable talking about?

Supplemental question.

Why was you anus dodecagonal on shape? Was it to accommodate something else that shape?

Paul Onions wrote on Dec 26^th, 2018 at 11:28pm:

Supplemental question. Why was you anus dodecagonal on shape? Was it to accommodate something else that shape?

Wombat poo?
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2018/11/wombat-poop-cube-why-is-it-square-shaped/

I prefer to work with the Octagonal shape.
Afterall - 8 Regions of the World, 8 Races of the World.
Kinda has a nice 'ring' to it  ;)

I've heard rupturing the crust used as a euphemism for when a woman, older in years has sex for the first time in a good long while.

Gordon wrote on Dec 30^th, 2018 at 7:26pm:

I've heard rupturing the crust used as a euphemism for when a woman, older in years has sex for the first time in a good long while.

You're revolting.

Well I can tell you, that I had to rupture the crust of an older woman who was still a virgin at 40 years of age.

Once liberated. She went off like an Atomic Bomb!