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Message started by Gordon on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:14pm

Title: Dry July
Post by Gordon on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:14pm
As usual it won't be hard for me as I drink so infrequently.

Maybe a few other Ozpollers should give it a try.

Any volunteers or nominations?

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Bobby on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Gordon on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.



Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Imrah on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:26pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.

I did six months last year.  I still have five in credit.

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Setanta on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:35pm
I nominate... Not me. If July was too dry she might chafe a bit and I would not inflict that upon her.



Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Gordon on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:42pm

Setanta wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:35pm:
I nominate... Not me. If July was too dry she might chafe a bit and I would not inflict that upon her.


Especially if two fingers are involved.

You're off the hook for July,  but I'm coming after you for Movember

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Setanta on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 9:56pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:42pm:

Setanta wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:35pm:
I nominate... Not me. If July was too dry she might chafe a bit and I would not inflict that upon her.


Especially if two fingers are involved.

You're off the hook for July,  but I'm coming after you for Movember


You just want me to look like I'm having a great time on a Sunni day.

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by .JaSin. on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 10:02pm
Well that should be easy!
Afterall, I've abstained from sex for 7 years
...now that's a 'hard' act to follow  ;) :D

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Setanta on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 10:15pm

Jasin wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 10:02pm:
Well that should be easy!
Afterall, I've abstained from sex for 7 years
...now that's a 'hard' act to follow  ;) :D


No, it just needs women to deny you. Incel.


Title: Re: Dry July
Post by UnSubRocky on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 3:46am

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:14pm:
As usual it won't be hard for me as I drink so infrequently.

Maybe a few other Ozpollers should give it a try.

Any volunteers or nominations?


Dry next 6 months, more like it. Then a dry year after that.

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by DonDeeHippy on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:03am

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.

Well done Bobby you've taken the high road again and proven everyone wrong  ;) ;)

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Ye Grappler on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:51am

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:42pm:

Setanta wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:35pm:
I nominate... Not me. If July was too dry she might chafe a bit and I would not inflict that upon her.


Especially if two fingers are involved.

You're off the hook for July,  but I'm coming after you for Movember


Are you allowed to cheat and get a head start?  I hate moustaches, always thought blokes who grew them were somewhat weird, but I might give it a go this year.

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Ye Grappler on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:52am

DonDeeHippy wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:03am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.

Well done Bobby you've taken the high road again and proven everyone wrong  ;) ;)


From age 16 to about 45 I didn't drink, so I've got a lot in credit..... (hic)....

Improve your quality of life - stop drinking and become really depressed....

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Gordon on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 9:42am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:52am:

DonDeeHippy wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:03am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.

Well done Bobby you've taken the high road again and proven everyone wrong  ;) ;)


From age 16 to about 45 I didn't drink, so I've got a lot in credit..... (hic)....

Improve your quality of life - stop drinking and become really depressed....


So you were a bit of a boozer when you were 15?

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Bobby on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 10:14am

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.



It was a joke -
we know that it's impossible.
The question is -
does Monk wake up every morning with the DTs?
You know - shaking hands.

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by AnotherJourneyByTrain on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 1:43pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:14pm:
As usual it won't be hard for me as I drink so infrequently.

Maybe a few other Ozpollers should give it a try.

Any volunteers or nominations?

I think a few should give up drinking metho!

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Gordon on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 1:50pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 10:14am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.



It was a joke -
we know that it's impossible.
The question is -
does Monk wake up every morning with the DTs?
You know - shaking hands.


Maybe a more achievable goal like..

Dry Tuesday 1000 to 1005am?

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Bobby on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 3:01pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 1:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 10:14am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.



It was a joke -
we know that it's impossible.
The question is -
does Monk wake up every morning with the DTs?
You know - shaking hands.


Maybe a more achievable goal like..

Dry Tuesday 1000 to 1005am?



Monk replied on his forum:

Monk

Quote:
Just Booby being weak—and vicious with it. So much for his self-professed christianity.

He really deserves the Inaugural Vicious Fishwife of the Week award.

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Gordon on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 5:00pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 3:01pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 1:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 10:14am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.



It was a joke -
we know that it's impossible.
The question is -
does Monk wake up every morning with the DTs?
You know - shaking hands.


Maybe a more achievable goal like..

Dry Tuesday 1000 to 1005am?



Monk replied on his forum:

Monk

Quote:
Just Booby being weak—and vicious with it. So much for his self-professed christianity.

He really deserves the Inaugural Vicious Fishwife of the Week award.


How bizarre. I wonder why he didn't reply here. Is he banned yet again?


Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Bobby on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 7:28pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 5:00pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 3:01pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 1:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 10:14am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.



It was a joke -
we know that it's impossible.
The question is -
does Monk wake up every morning with the DTs?
You know - shaking hands.


Maybe a more achievable goal like..

Dry Tuesday 1000 to 1005am?



Monk replied on his forum:

Monk

Quote:
Just Booby being weak—and vicious with it. So much for his self-professed christianity.

He really deserves the Inaugural Vicious Fishwife of the Week award.


How bizarre. I wonder why he didn't reply here. Is he banned yet again?




Dunno,
Monk could certainly get the Guinness world record for
being banned from the most sites on the internet.

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Gordon on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 7:33pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 7:28pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 5:00pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 3:01pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 1:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 10:14am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.



It was a joke -
we know that it's impossible.
The question is -
does Monk wake up every morning with the DTs?
You know - shaking hands.


Maybe a more achievable goal like..

Dry Tuesday 1000 to 1005am?



Monk replied on his forum:

Monk

Quote:
Just Booby being weak—and vicious with it. So much for his self-professed christianity.

He really deserves the Inaugural Vicious Fishwife of the Week award.


How bizarre. I wonder why he didn't reply here. Is he banned yet again?




Dunno,
Monk could certainly get the Guinness world record for
being banned from the most sites on the internet.


Or he'd just get the Guinness  :)

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Setanta on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:07pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 10:14am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 22nd, 2018 at 8:21pm:
I nominate Monk followed by Aussie.


Yeah perhaps you didn't understand how it works.
They'd have to abstain from alcohol for the entire month.


The question is -
does Monk wake up every morning with the DTs?
You know - shaking hands.


I do, my wife loves it. ;D

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Setanta on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 8:08pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 23rd, 2018 at 5:00pm:
How bizarre. I wonder why he didn't reply here. Is he banned yet again?


Self imposed.

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by Ye Grappler on Jun 24th, 2018 at 12:17am
We look like getting a rainy July here... June's been wet...

Title: Re: Dry July
Post by DonDeeHippy on Jun 24th, 2018 at 7:18am
My step son is doing the Dry July and more kudos to him. He's just broken up with his family, and been doing some soul searching, he pretty well looses it with grog , so its a wonderful event.
My dad said he stopped drinking because he realized everything he did as a adult that he was ashamed of alcohol was involved.
Just a shame some members he r using it to get a few cheep shots.

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