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Message started by it_is_the_light on Mar 24th, 2018 at 1:17am

Title: Stop Masturbation
Post by it_is_the_light on Mar 24th, 2018 at 1:17am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZCZ1VM-z5I

NoFap Benefits & How to Quit Porn

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by .JaSin. on Mar 24th, 2018 at 3:10am
Nope. I'm currently watching Agnes does Adelaide while having a semi. :D

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by Leftwinger on Mar 24th, 2018 at 3:47am
;D ;D I won't quote that jasin because I suspect you will probably delete it

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by The_Barnacle on Mar 24th, 2018 at 10:13am

Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2018 at 3:10am:
Nope. I'm currently watching Agnes does Adelaide while having a semi. :D


too much information




Does anyone ever watch embedded youtube videos?
It seems to be mostly the nutcases who post them (vloggers are the only people who support their conspiracy theories) amd spme of them go for 2 hours.
The only time I will ever watch one is if it is less than 1 minute and is a funny cat video. I am not going to waste my time listing to some loonie vlogger.

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by UnSubRocky on Mar 25th, 2018 at 12:24am
Are your palms feeling hairy and you are having trouble seeing again, light?

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by Setanta on Mar 25th, 2018 at 12:26am

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 25th, 2018 at 12:24am:
Are your palms feeling hairy and you are having trouble seeing again, light?

;D

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by UnSubRocky on Mar 25th, 2018 at 12:31am

it_is_the_light wrote on Mar 24th, 2018 at 1:17am:
NoFap Benefits & How to Quit Porn


What kind of virgin comes up with the idea that pornography arouses you to a point where the real thing just does not get you going? If anything, porn would probably arouse a person into having better real-life sex.

And if porn really does reduce the amount of sexual tension, perhaps it would be good to use as a rape deterrent.

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by .JaSin. on Mar 25th, 2018 at 1:41am
Why do I get the impression this Topic and its following posts are a certain case of Deja-vu ? :-?

Anyway, 'Agnes Does Adelaide' was great!
I didn't know she had it in her. :)

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by Karnal on Mar 25th, 2018 at 4:30pm
Ban porn.

Watch Russian bots instead.

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by AnotherJourneyByTrain on Mar 25th, 2018 at 5:19pm

it_is_the_light wrote on Mar 24th, 2018 at 1:17am:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZCZ1VM-z5I

NoFap Benefits & How to Quit Porn

What about women stop making it?

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by Setanta on Mar 25th, 2018 at 8:02pm

TheFunPolice wrote on Mar 25th, 2018 at 5:19pm:

it_is_the_light wrote on Mar 24th, 2018 at 1:17am:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZCZ1VM-z5I

NoFap Benefits & How to Quit Porn

What about women stop making it?


I'm not into gay porn.

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by mozzaok on Mar 30th, 2018 at 9:54pm
Is it OK if I bat one out while I think about it?

The dad walks into the shower and sees his son going twenty to the dozen, and immediately tells him to stop that.

No, it's my dick, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

The mum walks in catching her son, and screams at him, Stop that or you'll go blind.

Can I keep going until I need glasses?

I hardly dare to ask, but could the light actually mean this?
Masturbation is a great, and healthy past time, and anyone who says they do not enjoy it, is obviously doing it wrong.

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by Karnal on Mar 30th, 2018 at 10:07pm

mozzaok wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 9:54pm:
Is it OK if I bat one out while I think about it?

The dad walks into the shower and sees his son going twenty to the dozen, and immediately tells him to stop that.

No, it's my dick, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

The mum walks in catching her son, and screams at him, Stop that or you'll go blind.

Can I keep going until I need glasses?

I hardly dare to ask, but could the light actually mean this?
Masturbation is a great, and healthy past time, and anyone who says they do not enjoy it, is obviously doing it wrong.


That's right, Mozzoak. Did Dad join in?

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by mozzaok on Mar 30th, 2018 at 10:32pm

Big Donger wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 10:07pm:

mozzaok wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 9:54pm:
Is it OK if I bat one out while I think about it?

The dad walks into the shower and sees his son going twenty to the dozen, and immediately tells him to stop that.

No, it's my dick, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

The mum walks in catching her son, and screams at him, Stop that or you'll go blind.

Can I keep going until I need glasses?

I hardly dare to ask, but could the light actually mean this?
Masturbation is a great, and healthy past time, and anyone who says they do not enjoy it, is obviously doing it wrong.


That's right, Mozzoak. Did Dad join in?


Karnal, are you following me? Just cos I called you out as a tosser? Grow up, if you really want to know how to do it, pretend you are polishing your halo.
Alternately run a knife across your pubes and rub the one that bleeds.

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by AiA on Mar 30th, 2018 at 10:40pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 24th, 2018 at 3:10am:
Nope. I'm currently watching Agnes does Adelaide while having a semi. :D


I thought "Mellie Does Melbourne" would be more your taste, Jasin ...

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by Amadd on Mar 30th, 2018 at 10:51pm

mozzaok wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 10:32pm:

Big Donger wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 10:07pm:

mozzaok wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 9:54pm:
Is it OK if I bat one out while I think about it?

The dad walks into the shower and sees his son going twenty to the dozen, and immediately tells him to stop that.

No, it's my dick, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

The mum walks in catching her son, and screams at him, Stop that or you'll go blind.

Can I keep going until I need glasses?

I hardly dare to ask, but could the light actually mean this?
Masturbation is a great, and healthy past time, and anyone who says they do not enjoy it, is obviously doing it wrong.


That's right, Mozzoak. Did Dad join in?


Karnal, are you following me? Just cos I called you out as a tosser? Grow up, if you really want to know how to do it, pretend you are polishing your halo.
Alternately run a knife across your pubes and rub the one that bleeds.



;D ;D ;D
That's raised the bar a bit.

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by AnotherJourneyByTrain on Apr 3rd, 2018 at 4:43pm

Setanta wrote on Mar 25th, 2018 at 8:02pm:

TheFunPolice wrote on Mar 25th, 2018 at 5:19pm:

it_is_the_light wrote on Mar 24th, 2018 at 1:17am:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZCZ1VM-z5I

NoFap Benefits & How to Quit Porn

What about women stop making it?


I'm not into gay porn.

Nah, lesos are boring!

Wait,... no,... no they're not actually are they  ::)

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by AiA on Apr 3rd, 2018 at 9:07pm
How much masturbation is too much?

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by Gordon on Apr 4th, 2018 at 1:44pm

AiA wrote on Apr 3rd, 2018 at 9:07pm:
How much masturbation is too much?


I need to  travel back in time and ask my 16 year old self.

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by Bojack Horseman on Apr 4th, 2018 at 2:03pm
This threads a total wankfest.

Title: Re: Stop Masturbation
Post by it_is_the_light on Apr 4th, 2018 at 2:22pm
what a circle jerk this turned out to be ,

poor bastards ..

forgiven !

namaste

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