So, in the UK, you have a dog and it schitts on the street and you don't clean it up, you are fined between £50 and £80.
But if you have a horse and it schitts on the street and you don't clear it up, you don't get fined. Just leave it for the council kids to play in.
How does that work? Is it because horse schitt is "posh" poo?

From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band.

Baby Turd
Sporty Turd
Scary Turd
And Posh Turd

Gordon wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 7:29am:

From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band. Baby Turd Sporty Turd Scary Turd And Posh Turd

The name "Spice Girls" would have been more suitable for a Bollywood girl band  ;D

Gordon wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 7:29am:

From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band. Baby Turd Sporty Turd Scary Turd And Posh Turd

You forgot Garam Masala Spice Turd. Yuk!

AiA wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 8:49am:

Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 7:29am: From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band. Baby Turd Sporty Turd Scary Turd And Posh Turd You forgot Garam Masala Spice Turd. Yuk!

I like their song that goes...

Yo, I'll tell you what I poop what I really really poop.
So, tell me what you poop, what you really really poop.
I'll tell you what I poop, what I really really poop.
So, tell me what you poop, what you really really poop.


If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my poop
(gotta get with my poop).
Make it last forever,
Pooping never ends.
If you wanna be my lover
You have got to poop.
Pooping is too easy, but that's the way it is

Gordon wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 9:12am:

AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 8:49am: Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 7:29am: From the title I thought this thread was about an Indian girl band. Baby Turd Sporty Turd Scary Turd And Posh Turd You forgot Garam Masala Spice Turd. Yuk! I like their song that goes... Yo, I'll tell you what I poop what I really really poop. So, tell me what you poop, what you really really poop. I'll tell you what I poop, what I really really poop. So, tell me what you poop, what you really really poop. If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my poop (gotta get with my poop). Make it last forever, Pooping never ends. If you wanna be my lover You have got to poop. Pooping is too easy, but that's the way it is

lols

Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure.

AiA wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 6:45am:

So, in the UK, you have a dog and it schitts on the street and you don't clean it up, you are fined between £50 and £80. But if you have a horse and it schitts on the street and you don't clear it up, you don't get fined. Just leave it for the council kids to play in. How does that work? Is it because horse schitt is "posh" poo?

One man's meat is another man's poison, A. There's tinted sh1t, and then the old boy's marvellous stool samples to be shared by all.

Miam miam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyi0Ie5RbLI

freediver wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 12:27pm:

Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure.

yes because they eat grass/chaff- no offensive smell- makes sense

AiA wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 10:08pm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyi0Ie5RbLI

I love indian music but this is the best ever.

https://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g

Agnes wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 10:16pm:

freediver wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 12:27pm: Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure. yes because they eat grass/chaff- no offensive smell- makes sense

I am starting a side business selling gift wrapped horse dung patties to Indians - they will fly off the shelves!

Gordon wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 10:17pm:

AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:08pm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyi0Ie5RbLI I love indian music but this is the best ever. https://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g

"You know the hole to put it" so laf

AiA wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 10:18pm:

Agnes wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:16pm: freediver wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 12:27pm: Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure. yes because they eat grass/chaff- no offensive smell- makes sense I am starting a side business selling gift wrapped horse dung patties to Indians - they will fly off the shelves!

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AiA wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 10:22pm:

Gordon wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:17pm: AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:08pm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyi0Ie5RbLI I love indian music but this is the best ever. https://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g "You know the hole to put it" so laf

Go to 2:07

Gordon wrote on Oct 20^th, 2017 at 10:22pm:

AiA wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:18pm: Agnes wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 10:16pm: freediver wrote on Oct 20th, 2017 at 12:27pm: Because they are vegetarian, it is a lot less dangerous to health, and also less smelly. There's probably a causal relationship there. People will actually pay money for horse manure. yes because they eat grass/chaff- no offensive smell- makes sense I am starting a side business selling gift wrapped horse dung patties to Indians - they will fly off the shelves! Delivered by Uber!

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