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Message started by bogarde73 on Jan 31st, 2017 at 6:14am

Title: I'm thinking about a career move
Post by bogarde73 on Jan 31st, 2017 at 6:14am
Actually I'm retired, but if I had to choose a new career I would opt to be . . .wait for it . . .a RoboBarista.

Its the coming new guaranteed employment.
Go to the Cafe X in San Francisco and be served perfect coffee by a steady hand . . .actually a metal claw.

I wonder will they put skirts on some of them or would the feminists (or whatever they're called now) get upset.

If you want to get into the economics go to the Wall St Journal.

Title: Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Post by buzzanddidj on Jan 31st, 2017 at 7:29am

bogarde73 wrote on Jan 31st, 2017 at 6:14am:
... if I had to choose a new career I would opt to be . . .wait for it . . .a RoboBarista.

. . .actually a metal claw.



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Title: Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Post by miketrees on Jan 31st, 2017 at 7:31am


Robocoff?

Title: Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Post by Leftwinger on Jan 31st, 2017 at 9:08am
How will this affect the Libs 21st century economy of everybody selling coffee to each other  :-/

Title: Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Post by bogarde73 on Feb 1st, 2017 at 7:13am
Another possible job is as a RoboFruitpicker on a fruit packing assembly line.
They give you a nice anthropomorphic Soma hand (Soft Manipulation) and your work will never exhaust.you.

Title: Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Post by The Grappler on Feb 1st, 2017 at 7:45am

miketrees wrote on Jan 31st, 2017 at 7:31am:
Robocoff?


That's in the medical field when they replace doctors with robots and they ask you to cough... when they do that these days I usually reach for my wallet....

Title: Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Post by The Grappler on Feb 1st, 2017 at 7:51am

bogarde73 wrote on Feb 1st, 2017 at 7:13am:
Another possible job is as a RoboFruitpicker on a fruit packing assembly line.
They give you a nice anthropomorphic Soma hand (Soft Manipulation) and your work will never exhaust.you.



Then they'll wonder why nobody has the cash to buy their fruit.... oh, well... what 'economists' these days and political hacks need to get their robominds around is the simple reality that an Economy involves FLOW-ON of cash and economic activity - not trickle-down.... Harry Bloggs buys a pair of pears and the fruit market spends part of the profit on a coffee, then orders more pears to fill the spot..... Bill Grower spends part of his profit on fertiliser.... grows more pears.... and so it goes on and on... the fertiliser factory pays Jim Guanoman to load bags of... you know.... and Jim goes out and buys a coffee at lunch time .. the coffee shop owner Luigi Grinda buys a pear or two.....

If Harry can't afford a pair of pears, or even a single pear .....no deal...
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Title: Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Post by Valkie on Feb 3rd, 2017 at 10:46am

bogarde73 wrote on Feb 1st, 2017 at 7:13am:
Another possible job is as a RoboFruitpicker on a fruit packing assembly line.
They give you a nice anthropomorphic Soma hand (Soft Manipulation) and your work will never exhaust.you.


What about robopolitician.

Makes stupid comments all day.
Claims for immoral travel (within the rules of course)
Retire after 10 years
Never do anything yseful.

Or perhaps a robo senior public servant

Similar to the politician, just takes bigger bribes
Looks out the window all day instead of just the afternoon
Wastes money with gay abandon


Title: Re: I'm thinking about a career move
Post by Lord Herbert on Feb 3rd, 2017 at 11:06am

bogarde73 wrote on Jan 31st, 2017 at 6:14am:
Actually I'm retired, but if I had to choose a new career I would opt to be . . .wait for it . . .a RoboBarista.

Its the coming new guaranteed employment.
Go to the Cafe X in San Francisco and be served perfect coffee by a steady hand . . .actually a metal claw.

I wonder will they put skirts on some of them or would the feminists (or whatever they're called now) get upset.


The feminists wouldn't complain if you put them in burqas.

They would look like Daleks then.

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