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Message started by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:17am

Title: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:17am
It's back on. Anyone is free to join in. The rules:

1. You are assigned a topic
2. You submit your essay to an independent arbiter by PM. Aussie has offered to perform this role.
3. Your essay should be a minimum of 1200 words, but this doesn't matter. Of course a reasonable essay would be longer than 1200 words.
4. Your essay is posted by the arbiter and the members vote.
5. Your essay must be original and written specifically for the challenge. No plagiarism.

Longy's putting forward the positive case for paedophilia. I'm arguing in support of the nation of Pakistan. If you nominate yourself, we will assign you a suitable topic. The aim is to argue a case you completely disagree with.

Thoughts?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Gordon on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:26am
Your essay should be Muslim immigration should be banned

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37am
And the usual idiocy continues. karnal refused to submit an entry last time. And there is no way I (or anyone else) would want to put their efforts in front of a imbecile like fake-lawyer.

Come back when 1) you have submitted your entry from last time and 2) when you learn the right way to run a competition.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:46am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37am:
karnal refused to submit an entry last time.


I seem to recall it was you who refused to submit your entry on the topic you were supposed to. You handed in something on a totally different topic that you had plagiarised from someone else. :D :D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37am:
karnal refused to submit an entry last time.


I seem to recall it was you who refused to submit your entry on the topic you were supposed to. You handed in something on a totally different topic that you had plagiarised from someone else. :D :D


wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that. Secondly, the 'topic' kept moving and is still doing so today.

I would propose a PROPER writing contest but no one would enter because the topic wouldnt be offensive. With the singular exception of Gandalf, the rest of this pack of losers chose to wimp out and then criticise the contenders. it is like debating with flat-earthers. Everything you submit will unilaterally be declared as a fake - without evidence.

AS I said, a proper writing contest could be fun and entertaining. It could be on a decent topic and inspire people to put effort in. But instead, retards like Karnal-the-paki wants a fictional support of paedophilia which would skirt the definition of child porn. I understand people being intimidated by a semi-professional writer, but Karnal and Aussie are acting like spoilt children.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Frank on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:13am
10 Ways Your Social Justice Work Might Be Inaccessible and Elitist (And Why That’s a Problem)

May 8, 2016 by Hari Ziyad


I’m an artist first. But I decided long ago that my art would be in the service of fighting oppression.

Since then, I’ve waded more deeply into social justice spaces, and I find myself surrounded more and more by people professing these same aspirations.

Being in these spaces has been therapeutic in so many ways and has created some of the best support systems I could ask for.

It’s comforting not to have to constantly explain yourself and your work. It’s beautiful to learn from and be around folks who understand ideas like microaggressions, gaslighting, white fragility, and all the other odd terms that describe the myriad, important, and insidious ways oppression operates.

But some of those ways are too insidious to recognize even within these spaces. Some are, in fact, unique to these spaces. Some oppressions are fostered by the very things supposedly set up to help justice spaces thrive. Inadvertently, they create power structures mirroring those they’re working to address.

Being in these spaces for a while now, I’ve noticed that I’ve been increasingly receiving feedback that my writing is inaccessible. I dismissed a lot of this critique on the basis that I am, at my core, a big idea and theory girl. My way of communicating isn’t supposed to be meant for everyone.

But that became a more difficult excuse to embrace once I noticed these concerns coming even from those who generally embrace theoreticals.

So when I read Kai Cheng Thom’s piece “9 Ways We Can Make Social Justice Movements Less Elitist and More Accessible,” I understood how many of the things she listed were problems.

But it took me a while to piece together how so much of what I learned and embraced in these spaces would inevitably lead to those problems – like not being able to address certain mistakes or ignoring activist hierarchies.

It seemed clear that some of the items addressed in her piece are based on systems of power that only benefit a select few, just like those systems I have dedicated my life toward eradicating.

I wondered: What if my increasing inaccessibility was proof I was on the road to those same problems? What if it was less about whether or not my big ideas are a problem and more about whom those ideas seemed to be for and in service to? What did it mean that I hadn’t always found weird academic jargon comforting, even while theorizing, but I do now?

Being someone who often thinks and writes academically, I needed space to engage with the issues important to me in a way that made sense for me.

Activist spaces provided room to flesh out big theories and concepts, but many also implicitly prioritized those things. Often being set up for and by other people like me, these spaces sometimes benefitted us to the detriment of everyone else.

So I started vigilant observation for any problematic behavior I felt encouraged to take part in simply by being amongst people (like me) who would benefit from it.

And in doing so, I recognized ten patterns that demonstrate how activist spaces can inconspicuously feed ideas of elitism and inaccessibility.
Read on at
http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/05/inaccessible-elitist-activism/
:D
These guys are ludicrous.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Unforgiven on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:15am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37am:
karnal refused to submit an entry last time.


I seem to recall it was you who refused to submit your entry on the topic you were supposed to. You handed in something on a totally different topic that you had plagiarised from someone else. :D :D


wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that. Secondly, the 'topic' kept moving and is still doing so today.

I would propose a PROPER writing contest but no one would enter because the topic wouldnt be offensive. With the singular exception of Gandalf, the rest of this pack of losers chose to wimp out and then criticise the contenders. it is like debating with flat-earthers. Everything you submit will unilaterally be declared as a fake - without evidence.

AS I said, a proper writing contest could be fun and entertaining. It could be on a decent topic and inspire people to put effort in. But instead, retards like Karnal-the-paki wants a fictional support of paedophilia which would skirt the definition of child porn. I understand people being intimidated by a semi-professional writer, but Karnal and Aussie are acting like spoilt children.


Longweekend58 is evidently cowed by Karnal knowledge.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:18am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37am:
karnal refused to submit an entry last time.


I seem to recall it was you who refused to submit your entry on the topic you were supposed to. You handed in something on a totally different topic that you had plagiarised from someone else. :D :D


wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that. Secondly, the 'topic' kept moving and is still doing so today.

I would propose a PROPER writing contest but no one would enter because the topic wouldnt be offensive. With the singular exception of Gandalf, the rest of this pack of losers chose to wimp out and then criticise the contenders. it is like debating with flat-earthers. Everything you submit will unilaterally be declared as a fake - without evidence.

AS I said, a proper writing contest could be fun and entertaining. It could be on a decent topic and inspire people to put effort in. But instead, retards like Karnal-the-paki wants a fictional support of paedophilia which would skirt the definition of child porn. I understand people being intimidated by a semi-professional writer, but Karnal and Aussie are acting like spoilt children.


Excuses, excuses, excuses.  Weazel, weazel, weazel.

Cowardly conduct.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:22am
Perhaps the topic should be :-  There Must Be Fifty Ways To Avoid A Bitch Fest.

(just get out the Jack, Jack, give 'im a swipe, kick 'im off the quay, Lee, with concrete boots...)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by issuevoter on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:23am

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:17am:
It's back on. Anyone is free to join in. The rules:

1. You are assigned a topic
2. You submit your essay to an independent arbiter by PM. Aussie has offered to perform this role.
3. Your essay should be a minimum of 1200 words, but this doesn't matter. Of course a reasonable essay would be longer than 1200 words.
4. Your essay is posted by the arbiter and the members vote.
5. Your essay must be original and written specifically for the challenge. No plagiarism.

Longy's putting forward the positive case for paedophilia. I'm arguing in support of the nation of Pakistan. If you nominate yourself, we will assign you a suitable topic. The aim is to argue a case you completely disagree with.

Thoughts?


Yes. Why?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:24am

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:18am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37am:
karnal refused to submit an entry last time.


I seem to recall it was you who refused to submit your entry on the topic you were supposed to. You handed in something on a totally different topic that you had plagiarised from someone else. :D :D


wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that. Secondly, the 'topic' kept moving and is still doing so today.

I would propose a PROPER writing contest but no one would enter because the topic wouldnt be offensive. With the singular exception of Gandalf, the rest of this pack of losers chose to wimp out and then criticise the contenders. it is like debating with flat-earthers. Everything you submit will unilaterally be declared as a fake - without evidence.

AS I said, a proper writing contest could be fun and entertaining. It could be on a decent topic and inspire people to put effort in. But instead, retards like Karnal-the-paki wants a fictional support of paedophilia which would skirt the definition of child porn. I understand people being intimidated by a semi-professional writer, but Karnal and Aussie are acting like spoilt children.


Excuses, excuses, excuses.  Weazel, weazel, weazel.

Cowardly conduct.


No experienced, semi-professional writer like myself is going to get sucked into a stupid, disorganised rabble like this where the whole purpose is to say that my work is A) plagiarised B) off-topic etc


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:29am
Excuses, excuses, excuses.  Weazel, weazel, weazel.

Cowardly conduct.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:36am
Wouldn't it be easier to 'judge' if everyone had the same subject?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:41am

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:36am:
Wouldn't it be easier to 'judge' if everyone had the same subject?

agree..

The rules are a bit strange..for instance a lot of people will vote based on their personal like/dislikes of a particular poster.. unless they are submitted anon.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:42am

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:41am:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:36am:
Wouldn't it be easier to 'judge' if everyone had the same subject?

agree..

The rules is a bit strange..for instance a lot of people will vote based on their personal like/dislikes of a particular poster.. unless they are submitted anon.


Good point... just like putting in a form for admission to a university course these days - tick them boxes and be in a popular group or forget it....

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:43am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37am:
And the usual idiocy continues. karnal refused to submit an entry last time. And there is no way I (or anyone else) would want to put their efforts in front of a imbecile like fake-lawyer.

Come back when 1) you have submitted your entry from last time and 2) when you learn the right way to run a competition.



no offense to you Longy but Aussie is a very fair person... regardless of what you think of him.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:45am
(Now chant after me)...

We Want Anonymous entries.. We Want Anonymous Entries.... sounds fair to me.....

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:48am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:45am:
(Now chant after me)...

We Want Anonymous entries.. We Want Anonymous Entries.... sounds fair to me.....

 

The ONLY fair way to go..and on the same topic

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:52am

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:41am:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:36am:
Wouldn't it be easier to 'judge' if everyone had the same subject?

agree..

The rules are a bit strange..for instance a lot of people will vote based on their personal like/dislikes of a particular poster.. unless they are submitted anon.


You dont have to have votes because as you said, the results would be meaningless. JS would vote for a serial killer over a JK Rowling that votes Liberal.

it is more about getting a broad topic and inviting all and sundry to submit an essay or article of significant length and consideration. it can be quite interesting as you find people who post poorly, but write well. The problem is getting past the idiocy that infects so much of what goes on around here. For instance, asking for a fictional story supporting Paedophilia as per Karnal's idea. Both disgusting and borderline criminal.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:54am

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:43am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37am:
And the usual idiocy continues. karnal refused to submit an entry last time. And there is no way I (or anyone else) would want to put their efforts in front of a imbecile like fake-lawyer.

Come back when 1) you have submitted your entry from last time and 2) when you learn the right way to run a competition.



no offense to you Longy but Aussie is a very fair person... regardless of what you think of him.


I dont think you would find many people willing to agree with you. Seriously, you would probably find the majority would disagree with you.

And it needs to be in the General Forum and not in the sub-forums were single members can (and do) wreak havoc and bias.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:56am
What about writing a speech? Make up a fictional situation and write a speech to suit. It could be a election victory speech, a speech to a special interest group or a public speech to a crowd.

There have been some fantastic speakers like Churchill, JFK, Martin Luther King etc.  Perhaps someone here has similar latent talent?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Secret Wars on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.

Hell Peccerhead is already over the forum accusing anyone who laughed at him for losing his bet...and remaining despite losing biggly,  as supporting an accused child abuser. 

As for have it happening in Aussies playground, that should be grounds for declining from the get go.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:10pm

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.

Hell Peccerhead is already over the forum accusing anyone who laughed at him for losing his bet...and remaining despite losing biggly,  as supporting an accused child abuser. 

As for have it happening in Aussies playground, that should be grounds for declining from the get go.

Same topic, submitted anon would get around those problems ! -it could be submitted in Tavern maybe-I am very hands off- or one of the unused members boards

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:11pm

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.

Hell Peccerhead is already over the forum accusing anyone who laughed at him for losing his bet...and remaining despite losing biggly,  as supporting an accused child abuser. 

As for have it happening in Aussies playground, that should be grounds for declining from the get go.


Absolutely. it is quite entertaining watching the usual suspects playing their usual games. Karnal is utterly incapable of a serious post and so I have no idea if he could write seriously since he has never yet done so. And no one in their right mind would put Aussie in charge of anything. He reeks envy and bitterness all wrapped up in a nice, tight bundle of ignorance.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:13pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:11pm:

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.

Hell Peccerhead is already over the forum accusing anyone who laughed at him for losing his bet...and remaining despite losing biggly,  as supporting an accused child abuser. 

As for have it happening in Aussies playground, that should be grounds for declining from the get go.


Absolutely. it is quite entertaining watching the usual suspects playing their usual games. Karnal is utterly incapable of a serious post and so I have no idea if he could write seriously since he has never yet done so. And no one in their right mind would put Aussie in charge of anything. He reeks envy and bitterness all wrapped up in a nice, tight bundle of ignorance.



karnal cracks me up and I think she/he is actually a she. Would love to read a piece from karnal.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:14pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:10pm:

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.

Hell Peccerhead is already over the forum accusing anyone who laughed at him for losing his bet...and remaining despite losing biggly,  as supporting an accused child abuser. 

As for have it happening in Aussies playground, that should be grounds for declining from the get go.

Same topic, submitted anon would get around those problems ! -it could be submitted in Tavern maybe-I am very hands off- or one of the unused members boards


I dont think being anon makes much difference. I am happy for people to post their offerings under their own name. Most of the responses will be very predictable but there a few posters here who can jettison their partisan positions long enough to be fair and reasonable.

Personally, I think John Howard was our best-ever PM, but he wrote his own speeches and he was... well, terrible. I often wished I could write his speeches for him. It would be hard to do worse.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Secret Wars on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:16pm
As an aside, for Gregg to accuse others for being cowards for not taking up his bet, easy enough for him to do when he never intended to fulfil his commitment.

Happily he was taken up on his bet...and yet he remains.

Moreover he didn't need to be taken up on his bet...and yet he remains, the unflushable turd, a liar and whose word means nothing. 

Gregg is a liar.

quote author=greggerypeccary link=1478657809/72#72 date=1478664987]
Absolutely nothing changes for me: if Trump wins, I will leave this forum forever, even if no one else takes me up on the bet.
[/quote]

And yet he remains.  ::)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:16pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:13pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:11pm:

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.

Hell Peccerhead is already over the forum accusing anyone who laughed at him for losing his bet...and remaining despite losing biggly,  as supporting an accused child abuser. 

As for have it happening in Aussies playground, that should be grounds for declining from the get go.


Absolutely. it is quite entertaining watching the usual suspects playing their usual games. Karnal is utterly incapable of a serious post and so I have no idea if he could write seriously since he has never yet done so. And no one in their right mind would put Aussie in charge of anything. He reeks envy and bitterness all wrapped up in a nice, tight bundle of ignorance.



karnal cracks me up and I think she/he is actually a she. Would love to read a piece from karnal.


His/her/its major challenge would be to A) actually do it and B) be serious.  I think dsmithy70 and dna could right well and I suspect peccahead could as well and I would love to critique him using the same level of pedantry his dishes out.  Maybe he could right a 1200 word article on the difference between illegal and unlawful? Crocodile might do well although if the topic were anything by economics and grpahs were not permitted, it might be a big challenge!  And of course green_snot.  A) he cant count to 1200 (or 12) and he couldnt write a word on the actual topic (see his threads for proof).  Andrei should be asked to write on 'Why i love the Democrats'

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:17pm

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:16pm:
As an aside, for Gregg to accuse others for being cowards for not taking up his bet, easy enough for him to do when he never intended to fulfil his commitment.

Happily he was taken up on his bet...and yet he remains.

Moreover he didn't need to be taken up on his bet...and yet he remains, the unflushable turd, a liar and whose word means nothing. 

Gregg is a liar.

quote author=greggerypeccary link=1478657809/72#72 date=1478664987]
Absolutely nothing changes for me: if Trump wins, I will leave this forum forever, even if no one else takes me up on the bet.


And yet he remains.  ::)[/quote]

ah the unflushable turd.... I have grandkids living with me this week. That is an experience that is way too common. ugh

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:20pm

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:16pm:
As an aside, for Gregg to accuse others for being cowards for not taking up his bet, easy enough for him to do when he never intended to fulfil his commitment.

Happily he was taken up on his bet...and yet he remains.

Moreover he didn't need to be taken up on his bet...and yet he remains, the unflushable turd, a liar and whose word means nothing. 

Gregg is a liar.

quote author=greggerypeccary link=1478657809/72#72 date=1478664987]
Absolutely nothing changes for me: if Trump wins, I will leave this forum forever, even if no one else takes me up on the bet.


And yet he remains.  ::)[/quote]

Well - he perhaps left in spirit... a token forever going away.... and maybe that was a non-core promise anyway....

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:21pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:16pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:13pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:11pm:

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.

Hell Peccerhead is already over the forum accusing anyone who laughed at him for losing his bet...and remaining despite losing biggly,  as supporting an accused child abuser. 

As for have it happening in Aussies playground, that should be grounds for declining from the get go.


Absolutely. it is quite entertaining watching the usual suspects playing their usual games. Karnal is utterly incapable of a serious post and so I have no idea if he could write seriously since he has never yet done so. And no one in their right mind would put Aussie in charge of anything. He reeks envy and bitterness all wrapped up in a nice, tight bundle of ignorance.



karnal cracks me up and I think she/he is actually a she. Would love to read a piece from karnal.


His/her/its major challenge would be to A) actually do it and B) be serious.  I think dsmithy70 and dna could right well and I suspect peccahead could as well and I would love to critique him using the same level of pedantry his dishes out.  Maybe he could right a 1200 word article on the difference between illegal and unlawful?

  I dont think it has to be serious and I dont know most of the time if Karnal is being serious or not but that makes it funny.. I think humour should be embraced..and we have quite a few very funny posters here..Greggery/Leftwinger/AiA when he wants to ..etc. The funnier the better...more humour-- bring it on.    :)

A good old piss take.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:27pm
Wait one - is this to be divided into categories?

creative writing,
learned discussion a la academia with supported info etc,
meaningless monologue,
personal vitriol carried to the max,
obfuscation on a fine point,
endless repetition of one or another party lines,
addiction to one trick pony-ism,
how to divest oneself of all responsibility by blaming it on PA .....

...the potential categories are endless here..... I kind of like:-

Propaganda Propagation Over the Same Old Issues Already History's Dust (or how I learned to start worrying about the economy bombing and covered it by arguing the past) ......

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:29pm
Here's a good one:-

"DIY how to turn Page Turner into a page turner"... (adds, while adding wit)....

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:08pm
I think it should be done on the General Board and not moved to a sub-forum.  That usually spells disaster.  Unless Bogey is willing to host it in Books.

Moving it to Relationships would be a disaster and would spoil the intent behind the topic and the effort the writers have had to put in.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:22pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:08pm:
I think it should be done on the General Board and not moved to a sub-forum.  That usually spells disaster.  Unless Bogey is willing to host it in Books.

Moving it to Relationships would be a disaster and would spoil the intent behind the topic and the effort the writers have had to put in.


I don't care where it is, but it would be easier to control by a Mod of a Member Run Board who knows how the buttons work.

For example, all contributions could be sent to that Mod who would then  post them in a Thread hidden from everyone other than FD and the GMods.

The Thread could then be made visible at the same moment.....at the deadline for contributions....so everyone's work is released at the same time.


Quote:
Moving it to Relationships would be a disaster and would spoil the intent behind the topic and the effort the writers have had to put in.


Keep your PA spite there, BO.....and please explain why it would be a disaster and how it would spoil the intent etc.

Let's see if you can answer without the usual PA ad hom crap which always manages to emerge here.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:35pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:16pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:13pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:11pm:

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.

Hell Peccerhead is already over the forum accusing anyone who laughed at him for losing his bet...and remaining despite losing biggly,  as supporting an accused child abuser. 

As for have it happening in Aussies playground, that should be grounds for declining from the get go.


Absolutely. it is quite entertaining watching the usual suspects playing their usual games. Karnal is utterly incapable of a serious post and so I have no idea if he could write seriously since he has never yet done so. And no one in their right mind would put Aussie in charge of anything. He reeks envy and bitterness all wrapped up in a nice, tight bundle of ignorance.



karnal cracks me up and I think she/he is actually a she. Would love to read a piece from karnal.


His/her/its major challenge would be to A) actually do it and B) be serious.  I think dsmithy70 and dna could right well and I suspect peccahead could as well and I would love to critique him using the same level of pedantry his dishes out.  Maybe he could right a 1200 word article on the difference between illegal and unlawful? Crocodile might do well although if the topic were anything by economics and grpahs were not permitted, it might be a big challenge!  And of course green_snot.  A) he cant count to 1200 (or 12) and he couldnt write a word on the actual topic (see his threads for proof).  Andrei should be asked to write on 'Why i love the Democrats'



Still stuck on the difference between unlawful and illegal, Longy?

No matter how many times it's been explained to you?

Astonishing.

Tell me, how does the difference between illegal and unlawful pertain to 18c?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:35pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:
wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that.


really? so you signing off your own attempt with  'reprinted with the kind permission off xxxx' (or words to that effect) wasn't proof enough for you?

:D :D :D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:38pm

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.



Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:38pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:35pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:
wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that.


really? so you signing off your own attempt with  'reprinted with the kind permission off xxxx' (or words to that effect) wasn't proof enough for you?

:D :D :D


And...didn't 'his' piece also purport to quote some European expert who turned out to be non-existent?   Might be wrong about that.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Marla on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:39pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:17am:
No plagiarism. 



What about Marxist propaganda?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:41pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:22pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:08pm:
I think it should be done on the General Board and not moved to a sub-forum.  That usually spells disaster.  Unless Bogey is willing to host it in Books.

Moving it to Relationships would be a disaster and would spoil the intent behind the topic and the effort the writers have had to put in.


I don't care where it is, but it would be easier to control by a Mod of a Member Run Board who knows how the buttons work.

For example, all contributions could be sent to that Mod who would then  post them in a Thread hidden from everyone other than FD and the GMods.

The Thread could then be made visible at the same moment.....at the deadline for contributions....so everyone's work is released at the same time.


Quote:
Moving it to Relationships would be a disaster and would spoil the intent behind the topic and the effort the writers have had to put in.


Keep your PA spite there, BO.....and please explain why it would be a disaster and how it would spoil the intent etc.

Let's see if you can answer without the usual PA ad hom crap which always manages to emerge here.


Cut the PA nonsense and quell your bias.   This is exactly why it should be in General where only the GMods have control and not someone prone to deep bias.

Submissions do not have to me made to you or anyone at all.  At a certain date and time each person can submit their works into a nominated thread.

I see absolutely no reason why each writer has to submit their work to a 'Mod" prior to the deadline.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:42pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:38pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:35pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:
wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that.


really? so you signing off your own attempt with  'reprinted with the kind permission off xxxx' (or words to that effect) wasn't proof enough for you?

:D :D :D


And...didn't 'his' piece also purport to quote some European expert who turned out to be non-existent?   Might be wrong about that.


i gave up listening to his excuses after a while.... I remember he got busted cheating and then went into hiding ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:43pm

Quote:
Moving it to Relationships would be a disaster and would spoil the intent behind the topic and the effort the writers have had to put in.


Explain how and why, BO.  Leave the ad hom out.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:44pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:42pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:38pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:35pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:
wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that.


really? so you signing off your own attempt with  'reprinted with the kind permission off xxxx' (or words to that effect) wasn't proof enough for you?

:D :D :D


And...didn't 'his' piece also purport to quote some European expert who turned out to be non-existent?   Might be wrong about that.


i gave up listening to his excuses after a while.... I remember he got busted cheating and then went into hiding ;D ;D



Isn't that about the time we met Maria?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:45pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:43pm:

Quote:
Moving it to Relationships would be a disaster and would spoil the intent behind the topic and the effort the writers have had to put in.


Explain how and why, BO.  Leave the ad hom out.


Read up Aussie.

For precisely the reason of the way you are acting right now.  LW would not have a hope with the sort of bias you persistently show.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:46pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:48am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:45am:
(Now chant after me)...

We Want Anonymous entries.. We Want Anonymous Entries.... sounds fair to me.....

 

The ONLY fair way to go..and on the same topic


Agreed. All essays shall be anonymous.

What topic should we choose?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:47pm

mothra wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:44pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:42pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:38pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:35pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:
wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that.


really? so you signing off your own attempt with  'reprinted with the kind permission off xxxx' (or words to that effect) wasn't proof enough for you?

:D :D :D


And...didn't 'his' piece also purport to quote some European expert who turned out to be non-existent?   Might be wrong about that.


i gave up listening to his excuses after a while.... I remember he got busted cheating and then went into hiding ;D ;D



Isn't that about the time we met Maria?


funnily enough, it was. :D :D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:50pm

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.


Good point, Secret. Let's all do paedophilia to keep it fair.

1200 words in support of paedophilia. No sexual details, obviously. This avoids any claim of child pornography.

Thoughts?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Secret Wars on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:51pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:38pm:

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.




What excuse?  A perfectly valid reason to not touch it with a 10 foot pole.

Maybe Karnal should submit the essay on support for peadophelia, after all, for a Muslim that would be a good fit, the exemplar of that most perfect man as an inspiration.  :)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:52pm


Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:51pm:
What excuse?


this one



Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:51pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.



you're not very good at this are you?  ::)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:52pm
Do you really think a topic on the support of paedophilia could be read by anyone without bias and residual thoughts about the author?   No matter who wrote it?

Poor choice of topics in my opinion.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:54pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:45pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:43pm:

Quote:
Moving it to Relationships would be a disaster and would spoil the intent behind the topic and the effort the writers have had to put in.


Explain how and why, BO.  Leave the ad hom out.


Read up Aussie.

For precisely the reason of the way you are acting right now.  LW would not have a hope with the sort of bias you persistently show.


I'll not do any such thing.  It's 2017 and Ima not gonna tolerate your crap any longer.

You made the claim:


Quote:
Moving it to Relationships would be a disaster and would spoil the intent behind the topic and the effort the writers have had to put in.


Put up or shut up, Black Orchid.  Explain how and why.

Alternatively, faaaaark off back to PA.

What on Earth can I do which would affect 'LW's' contribution or anyone else's.  As usual, you make no sense, and I want you to explain your comments.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:56pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:08pm:
I think it should be done on the General Board and not moved to a sub-forum.  That usually spells disaster.  Unless Bogey is willing to host it in Books.


No worries. It can be posted on the General board.

I must say, I'd be a bit worried having Bogie moderate - he rarely references his own posts, never mind others'.

We don't need a board, just a fair person to repost our contributions.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:57pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:52pm:
Do you really think a topic on the support of paedophilia could be read by anyone without bias and residual thoughts about the author?   No matter who wrote it?.


I believe that's the point.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Secret Wars on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:58pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:52pm:

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:51pm:
What excuse?


this one



Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:51pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.



you're not very good at this are you?  ::)


No doubt in my mind at all John that you would use such an exercise as a basis for future attacks and to make out of context accusations.

No doubt what so ever.   

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:59pm
Aussie please take your show on the road elsewhere.

I don't think Relationships would be an appropriate forum for anything serious to run its course without severe interference and the topic is hardly about Relationships and is very serious.

I doubt I am not alone in these thoughts and if that offends you  ...   well too bad!

You are demonstrating right now how strong your bias is and why you should not host it.

It's an opinion.  Live with it. 

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:59pm

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:51pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:38pm:

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 12:04pm:
If Karnal chose a support of peadophelia for your subject I suspect that would be because of a long game in order for Karnal and others, John Smith/Peccerhead/Aussie et al, to recycle those arguments divorced from this 'competition' in future debates  and accuse you of supporting peadophelia.




What excuse?  A perfectly valid reason to not touch it with a 10 foot pole.

Maybe Karnal should submit the essay on support for peadophelia, after all, for a Muslim that would be a good fit, the exemplar of that most perfect man as an inspiration.  :)


Don't give us any hints, Secret, but a good point all the same.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:00pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:56pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:08pm:
I think it should be done on the General Board and not moved to a sub-forum.  That usually spells disaster.  Unless Bogey is willing to host it in Books.


No worries. It can be posted on the General board.

I must say, I'd be a bit worried having Bogie moderate - he rarely references his posts.

We don't need a board, just a fair person to repost our contributions.


It can work this way:

Each participant PMs (as per your original idea) their piece to "me."  I'll post them as they arrive in a hidden Thread in Relationships.  At the deadline for contributions, I'll open that Thread for view by everyone AND move it to the General Section.  In that way, all pieces are read by the Members at the same time.

That will be the sum total of 'my' involvement.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:00pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:56pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:08pm:
I think it should be done on the General Board and not moved to a sub-forum.  That usually spells disaster.  Unless Bogey is willing to host it in Books.


No worries. It can be posted on the General board.

I must say, I'd be a bit worried having Bogie moderate - he rarely references his own posts, never mind others'.

We don't need a board, just a fair person to repost our contributions.


Then perhaps put it in General and make the submissions to Setanta or Big Vic.  Probably Setanta as he is here more often.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:03pm

mothra wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:44pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:42pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:38pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:35pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:
wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that.


really? so you signing off your own attempt with  'reprinted with the kind permission off xxxx' (or words to that effect) wasn't proof enough for you?

:D :D :D


And...didn't 'his' piece also purport to quote some European expert who turned out to be non-existent?   Might be wrong about that.


i gave up listening to his excuses after a while.... I remember he got busted cheating and then went into hiding ;D ;D



Isn't that about the time we met Maria?


Ah, yes. I forgot about Longy going into hiding for refusing to accept his own challenge. It's a pity poor old Maria copped the brunt of that, but let's be thankful for small mercies.

Longy is now back to take up his challenge.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:05pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:59pm:
Aussie please take your show on the road elsewhere.

I don't think Relationships would be an appropriate forum for anything serious to run its course without severe interference and the topic is hardly about Relationships and is very serious.

I doubt I am not alone in these thoughts and if that offends you  ...   well too bad!

You are demonstrating right now how strong your bias is and why you should not host it.

It's an opinion.  Live with it. 


Oh I see.  You make wild assertions of fact, and then when challenged to back them up...you run off with "Boo hoo....it's just an opinion."  Well BO, I doubt anyone here gives a flying faarrrkkk about your unsubstantiated mere opinion.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:07pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:00pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:56pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:08pm:
I think it should be done on the General Board and not moved to a sub-forum.  That usually spells disaster.  Unless Bogey is willing to host it in Books.


No worries. It can be posted on the General board.

I must say, I'd be a bit worried having Bogie moderate - he rarely references his own posts, never mind others'.

We don't need a board, just a fair person to repost our contributions.


Then perhaps put it in General and make the submissions to Setanta or Big Vic.  Probably Setanta as he is here more often.


I'm happy either way. Aussie, however, has been kind enough to offer.

Longy won't do it if it's not on the General board, Aussie, so we'll need to post them here.

There are no more excuses, friends.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Secret Wars on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:09pm
Why does Aussie want to be involved and have it on his forum?

No real reason for it to be there, if it turns to poo no doubt Freediver will transfer it to his garbage dump as he does all the other crap.

Until then his desire and motivation to host it should discount him as being not uninterested.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:10pm

Quote:
Longy won't do it if it's not on the General board, Aussie, so we'll need to post them here.


Yeas, and that's exactly where I'll put them, all at the same time, when the deadline expires.

(I suppose the method I use to do that is irrelevant, so long as it is done where Members cannot get peek previews which is quite easy to do if you know the buttons...., one especially, which even FD did not know about, is an available tool.)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:12pm

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:09pm:
Why does Aussie want to be involved and have it on his forum?

No real reason for it to be there, if it turns to poo no doubt Freediver will transfer it to his garbage dump as he does all the other crap.

Until then his desire and motivation to host it should discount him as being not uninterested.


It will not be on Relationships.  It will be seen by everyone at the same time in the General Section at the same and for the first time.  Just read what has been posted, so that I do not have to repeat myself.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:15pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:05pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:59pm:
Aussie please take your show on the road elsewhere.

I don't think Relationships would be an appropriate forum for anything serious to run its course without severe interference and the topic is hardly about Relationships and is very serious.

I doubt I am not alone in these thoughts and if that offends you  ...   well too bad!

You are demonstrating right now how strong your bias is and why you should not host it.

It's an opinion.  Live with it. 


Oh I see.  You make wild assertions of fact, and then when challenged to back them up...you run off with "Boo hoo....it's just an opinion."  Well BO, I doubt anyone here gives a flying faarrrkkk about your unsubstantiated mere opinion.


We are all allowed our opinions OZ.   I am one of several who have said that the General board would be more appropriate for such an undertaking and the only person I see campaigning for you, and with great nastiness, is YOU!

ALL writers have to be comfortable where they submit their work and I think it is only fair that they ARE all comfortable.    It's not all about you!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:17pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:15pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:05pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 1:59pm:
Aussie please take your show on the road elsewhere.

I don't think Relationships would be an appropriate forum for anything serious to run its course without severe interference and the topic is hardly about Relationships and is very serious.

I doubt I am not alone in these thoughts and if that offends you  ...   well too bad!

You are demonstrating right now how strong your bias is and why you should not host it.

It's an opinion.  Live with it. 


Oh I see.  You make wild assertions of fact, and then when challenged to back them up...you run off with "Boo hoo....it's just an opinion."  Well BO, I doubt anyone here gives a flying faarrrkkk about your unsubstantiated mere opinion.


We are all allowed our opinions OZ.   I am one of several who have said that the General board would be more appropriate for such an undertaking and the only person I see campaigning for you, and with great nastiness, is YOU!

ALL writers have to be comfortable where they submit their work and I think it is only fair that they ARE all comfortable.    It's not all about you!


How many times must I post that IT WILL BE PUT IN THE GENERAL SECTION!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Secret Wars on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:12pm:

Secret Wars wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:09pm:
Why does Aussie want to be involved and have it on his forum?

No real reason for it to be there, if it turns to poo no doubt Freediver will transfer it to his garbage dump as he does all the other crap.

Until then his desire and motivation to host it should discount him as being not uninterested.


It will not be on Relationships.  It will be seen by everyone at the same time in the General Section at the same and for the first time.  Just read what has been posted, so that I do not have to repeat myself.


Repeat yourself all you like, I care not, cut and paste if you want. 

Isn't there some modding you can be complaining about instead of dipping your oar where it is not needed?  Your motives are suspect, you are not uninterested. 

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Frank on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm
A Request From Your Fat Friend: What I Need When We Talk About Bodies

July 17, 2016 by Your Fat Friend

Originally published on Medium and republished here with the author’s permission.

I need you to listen closely. I need you to believe me when I tell you what happens.

I need you to say the word “fat.”

About me. Because I am. I’m a size 26 — fat enough that some stores for fat people don’t carry my size. Fat enough that some doctors will refuse to see me. Fat enough that getting on an airplane makes my blood run cold, because they might kick me off, without a refund for my ticket, or they might charge me double, and then I will have to explain to my friends, job, family why I can’t make it on that trip.

Every discussion about bodies — whether in the media or amongst friends — is about how to avoid the horrible fate of looking like me. I need you to hear that this is all hurts, and happens all the time.

I know that this stuff is hard to talk about. But when I talk about fat, I am not talking about feelings or self-esteem or body image issues or inner strength. I am talking about the way individuals and institutions treat me and people who look like me. I need you to acknowledge that you and I have different experiences because I am fat.

I need you to consider your audience. When you say you hate your body for being so fat, or that you are afraid of becoming fat, or when you say that you shouldn’t have eaten that lunch or dessert, or when you announce your new year’s resolution to lose 5, 10, 25 pounds, you are saying that you don’t want your body to end up like mine. Your feelings are real and true and valid. And you still should not say them to the fattest person you know.

I know that all of us are impacted by body shaming, and that everyone has real, valid, deep, hard feelings about our bodies. I still need you to stop perpetuating it, especially when talking about yourself. No amount of caveats or prologues make it hurt me less.

I need you to know that I’m taking it personally because it is personal.

I need you to know that I go to great pains to take care of everyone’s feelings when I talk about being fat, and that, for me, these conversations happen weekly, sometimes daily, and lots of people need lots of attention and care just to be able to hear what I need from them. Sometimes I get tired, frustrated, or angry with the emotional work it takes to just to prepare those around me to hear me name who I am and what I need.

I need you to know that when you talk disparagingly about your own body, and then you say “but not you, you’re beautiful,” your compliments are impossible to believe. That if you disapprove of yourself, vivisect your own body, and then compliment me, I will remember how you talk about both of us.

If you think of your own fat body as repulsive, I will believe that you are also repulsed by mine. I know that you intend to talk about yourself. I need you to know that you are also talking about me.

I need you to let go of the things I have never been able to hold, just for a moment. Just to feel how fragile they are when you loosen your grip, to feel how easily they can shatter. I need you to care for me enough to feel unsafe. I need you to join me for a moment where I live every day.

I need you to try to learn to love the lush overgrowth of your body. Let it grow wild and untamed as a garden you loved as a child. Love it for the way it sustains you, keeps you warm, goes to such lengths not to let you get hurt. Its only job is to care for you. I need you to try to love it if you intend to love me.

I need you to remember what you know from feminism: that blaming individuals for the harassment they experience isn’t supportive or effective. That we question social messages and systems of power that dictate what our bodies are and aren’t allowed to be. And that hysteria and neurasthenia (weak nerves) were very serious health concerns at the time, and they were used to contain and discredit women who wouldn’t comply.

I need you to remember what you know from economic justice: that individual work ethic can’t hold a candle to the systems stacked against us. And we can’t attribute poverty to poor work ethic any more than we can attribute harassment of fat people to low self esteem or weak willpower.

I need you not to forget your social justice values when I tell you about my experience.


I need you to stop reducing my experiences to hurt feelings, or to ill-intended individuals. I need you to know that even with good intentions, you can still do harm. I need less empathy and more solidarity. Less pity, more anger. Fewer condolences; more action. I need you to stop comforting me.

I need an ally.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:24pm
It is obvious that some people are simple minded and are also ignorant of other comments in the other Thread, so I'll try to explain this for them, and I'll type slowly.

Karnal suggested that each contribution be emailed to someone (I then offered) and that someone would post every piece at the same time....reason being that no-one gets a flying start and all pieces are read at the same time.  So:

1.  People write their piece.
2.  They PM them to me.
3.  I put them together in a hidden Thread in Relationships which NO-ONE can see other than me, FD and the GMods.
4.  They would be collated in order of my receiving them.
5.  At the deadline for contributions, that Thread will appear IN THE GENERAL SECTION NOT IN RELATIONSHIPS for all to see at the same time.

End.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:26pm
I think it should be decided by the writers themselves.  End of!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Secret Wars on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:24pm:
It is obvious that some people are simple minded and are also ignorant of other comments in the other Thread, so I'll try to explain this for them, and I'll type slowly.

Karnal suggested that each contribution be emailed to someone (I then offered) and that someone would post every piece at the same time....reason being that no-one gets a flying start and all pieces are read at the same time.  So:

1.  People write their piece.
2.  They PM them to me.
3.  I put them together in a hidden Thread in Relationships which NO-ONE can see other than me, FD and the GMods.
4.  They would be collated in order of my receiving them.
5.  At the deadline for contributions, that Thread will appear IN THE GENERAL SECTION NOT IN RELATIONSHIPS for all to see at the same time.

End.



Orrrrrr, how about you do nothing and stay the bugger well away?   8-)

If it turns to poo, no doubt it will be thrown on your poo pile and then you can play god...oops mod,  to your tiny hearts content and your starved egos satiety.  ::)


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm
Was Frank saying we could do a piece on weight issue..good idea if so ! Any other ideas?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:33pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:26pm:
I think it should be decided by the writers themselves.  End of!


You mean me and possibly Gandalf.


anyhow.... writing about and in support pedophilia is F...ING stupid, insulting, dangerous and borderline illegal. The continual push towards this is from Karnal, who being paki, probably thinks its a good idea.

The insulting stupidity that goes on around this is why so many of you wannabes are unemployed, unemployable and frankly, losers. I personally would enjoy being part of a 'competition' involving writing, but the insane shitstorm that arises from the tossers and losers on here is insane.

It is such a SIMPLE thing to do and yet the impossibility of doing it with you clowns is further evidence of why so many of you are tossers from the garbage dump of society. You couldn't organise a chook raffle unless the chook was gay, underage and a labor supporter.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:35pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

  Some of us are actually interested in the topic, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:37pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

  Some of us are actually interested in the topic, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


IT DOESNT NEED A MODERATOR.  Writers submit their work in a single thread and people comment. It is that easy.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:39pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:37pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

  Some of us are actually interested in the topic, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


IT DOESNT NEED A MODERATOR.  Writers submit their work in a single thread and people comment. It is that easy.

How can a writer submit his own stuff anonymously? I was not suggesting a mod just someone to submit anon pieces?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:43pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:39pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:37pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

  Some of us are actually interested in the topic, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


IT DOESNT NEED A MODERATOR.  Writers submit their work in a single thread and people comment. It is that easy.

How can a writer submit his own stuff anonymously? I was not suggesting a mod just someone to submit anon pieces?



Anonymity isnt necessary. People submit under their own names so that no one can get in and mess things up as Aussie inevitably would do. There needs to be a short list of topics, also easy to do if the person is sane and not an arsehole - also not aussie or karnal. and finally there is simple discussion on the submitted work which will invariably be limited to nothing more than abusing the writer, attacking the liberals and avoiding at all costs the substance of the article.  it's incredibly simple providing people are not arseholes or terminally stupid.  And there is the problem.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:44pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:43pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:39pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:37pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

  Some of us are actually interested in the topic, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


IT DOESNT NEED A MODERATOR.  Writers submit their work in a single thread and people comment. It is that easy.

How can a writer submit his own stuff anonymously? I was not suggesting a mod just someone to submit anon pieces?



Anonymity isnt necessary. People submit under their own names so that no one can get in and mess things up as Aussie inevitably would do. There needs to be a short list of topics, also easy to do if the person is sane and not an arsehole - also not aussie or karnal. and finally there is simple discussion on the submitted work which will invariably be limited to nothing more than abusing the writer, attacking the liberals and avoiding at all costs the substance of the article.  it's incredibly simple providing people are not arseholes or terminally stupid.  And there is the problem.



umm this is Ozpol.. most of us resemble that ?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:45pm

Quote:
  Some of us are actually interested in the topic
, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


I see you did not read.  Ima not going to allow any longer anyone from PA a free hit at me, and that is what BO took.  She was challenged, and ran away to the self comfort of her mere 'opinion.'

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and more importantly, it will work.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:46pm
I have set up a thread for you to rumble with BO..ok?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:46pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:45pm:

Quote:
  Some of us are actually interested in the topic
, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


I see you did not read.  Ima not going to allow any longer anyone from PA a free hit at me, and that is what BO took.  She was challenged, and ran away to the self comfort of her mere 'opinion.'

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and more importantly, it will work.


But YOU are not sound. You are biased, bigoted and incredibly bitter. IN short, you are an arsehole and the very last person anyone wants in charge of or moderating anything.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:48pm

Quote:
Anonymity isnt necessary. People submit under their own names so that no one can get in and mess things up as Aussie inevitably would do. There needs to be a short list of topics, also easy to do if the person is sane and not an arsehole - also not aussie or karnal. and finally there is simple discussion on the submitted work which will invariably be limited to nothing more than abusing the writer, attacking the liberals and avoiding at all costs the substance of the article.  it's incredibly simple providing people are not arseholes or terminally stupid.  And there is the problem.


The idea of anonymity is a good one as it will eliminate the very things you refer to, melieliongtime.


Quote:
But YOU are not sound. You are biased, bigoted and incredibly bitter. IN short, you are an arsehole and the very last person anyone wants in charge of or moderating anything.


I'll not bother giving you my opinion of you as it would get me banned. 

You have missed the point...I will not be modding anything.  I'll simply be the Post Office.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:51pm
someone is lining up to take a shot at you now Aussie..I suggest you ignore it and lets get the thread back on track

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:55pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:33pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:26pm:
I think it should be decided by the writers themselves.  End of!


You mean me and possibly Gandalf.


anyhow.... writing about and in support pedophilia is F...ING stupid, insulting, dangerous and borderline illegal. The continual push towards this is from Karnal, who being paki, probably thinks its a good idea.

The insulting stupidity that goes on around this is why so many of you wannabes are unemployed, unemployable and frankly, losers. I personally would enjoy being part of a 'competition' involving writing, but the insane shitstorm that arises from the tossers and losers on here is insane.

It is such a SIMPLE thing to do and yet the impossibility of doing it with you clowns is further evidence of why so many of you are tossers from the garbage dump of society. You couldn't organise a chook raffle unless the chook was gay, underage and a labor supporter.


If you are directing that at me you might care to read where I said that writing in support of paedophilia was a bad choice of topics and very unsavoury.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:55pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:48pm:

Quote:
Anonymity isnt necessary. People submit under their own names so that no one can get in and mess things up as Aussie inevitably would do. There needs to be a short list of topics, also easy to do if the person is sane and not an arsehole - also not aussie or karnal. and finally there is simple discussion on the submitted work which will invariably be limited to nothing more than abusing the writer, attacking the liberals and avoiding at all costs the substance of the article.  it's incredibly simple providing people are not arseholes or terminally stupid.  And there is the problem.


The idea of anonymity is a good one as it will eliminate the very things you refer to, melieliongtime.

[quote]But YOU are not sound. You are biased, bigoted and incredibly bitter. IN short, you are an arsehole and the very last person anyone wants in charge of or moderating anything.


I'll not bother giving you my opinion of you as it would get me banned. 

You have missed the point...I will not be modding anything.  I'll simply be the Post Office.[/quote]

And I dont trust you. Ive written a first chapter of a novel which I have not plotted out nor likely to continue. I could submit that right now since it is finished.  I dont expect you or Karnal or anyone else to bother writing. Didnt last time,. Wont this time.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:56pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:55pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:33pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:26pm:
I think it should be decided by the writers themselves.  End of!


You mean me and possibly Gandalf.


anyhow.... writing about and in support pedophilia is F...ING stupid, insulting, dangerous and borderline illegal. The continual push towards this is from Karnal, who being paki, probably thinks its a good idea.

The insulting stupidity that goes on around this is why so many of you wannabes are unemployed, unemployable and frankly, losers. I personally would enjoy being part of a 'competition' involving writing, but the insane shitstorm that arises from the tossers and losers on here is insane.

It is such a SIMPLE thing to do and yet the impossibility of doing it with you clowns is further evidence of why so many of you are tossers from the garbage dump of society. You couldn't organise a chook raffle unless the chook was gay, underage and a labor supporter.


If you are directing that at me you might care to read where I said that writing in support of paedophilia was a bad choice of topics and very unsavoury.


No, not targetted at you at all. it was a vent at the collection of more ons incapable of handling something as 'complex' as reading and writing. Apologies for the 'collateral damage' of my spray.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:57pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:56pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:55pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:33pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:26pm:
I think it should be decided by the writers themselves.  End of!


You mean me and possibly Gandalf.


anyhow.... writing about and in support pedophilia is F...ING stupid, insulting, dangerous and borderline illegal. The continual push towards this is from Karnal, who being paki, probably thinks its a good idea.

The insulting stupidity that goes on around this is why so many of you wannabes are unemployed, unemployable and frankly, losers. I personally would enjoy being part of a 'competition' involving writing, but the insane shitstorm that arises from the tossers and losers on here is insane.

It is such a SIMPLE thing to do and yet the impossibility of doing it with you clowns is further evidence of why so many of you are tossers from the garbage dump of society. You couldn't organise a chook raffle unless the chook was gay, underage and a labor supporter.


If you are directing that at me you might care to read where I said that writing in support of paedophilia was a bad choice of topics and very unsavoury.


No, not targetted at you at all. it was a vent at the collection of nice people incapable of handling something as 'complex' as reading and writing. Apologies for the 'collateral damage' of my spray.


Appreciated and thank you.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:02pm

Quote:
And I dont trust you.


In this context, you are a nobody.  No-one needs to trust me, as it is a mechanical process, not involving any decision making or judgement.

Get on it with it, and cease the prevarication, excuses and weazel.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:12pm
I have submitted a piece of work in case anyone is interested. It is unpublished as it formed part of a therapy for a distressed person.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:16pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:37pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

  Some of us are actually interested in the topic, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


IT DOESNT NEED A MODERATOR.  Writers submit their work in a single thread and people comment. It is that easy.


No worries, Longy. We can post them in this very thread. You obviously don't want any anonymity, which would counter any bias in the judging.

What do you want the deadline to be?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:18pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:16pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:37pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

  Some of us are actually interested in the topic, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


IT DOESNT NEED A MODERATOR.  Writers submit their work in a single thread and people comment. It is that easy.


No worries, Longy. We can post them in this very thread. You obviously don't want any anonymity, which would counter any bias in the judging.

What do you want the deadline to be?


Too late.  Already submitted a peice in the General forum.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:18pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:43pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:39pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:37pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

  Some of us are actually interested in the topic, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


IT DOESNT NEED A MODERATOR.  Writers submit their work in a single thread and people comment. It is that easy.

How can a writer submit his own stuff anonymously? I was not suggesting a mod just someone to submit anon pieces?



Anonymity isnt necessary. People submit under their own names so that no one can get in and mess things up as Aussie inevitably would do. There needs to be a short list of topics, also easy to do if the person is sane and not an arsehole - also not aussie or karnal. and finally there is simple discussion on the submitted work which will invariably be limited to nothing more than abusing the writer, attacking the liberals and avoiding at all costs the substance of the article.  it's incredibly simple providing people are not arseholes or terminally stupid.  And there is the problem.


You can't choose your own topic, Longy. That's your point, remember? An essay supporting something you disagree with.

We don't want another speech on Rosa Parks day.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:21pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:18pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:43pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:39pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:37pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:31pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 2:22pm:
You two need to leave your personal bitterness out..let this not descend into a trash thread.. ( BO AND Aussie )

I think anon in the general section is great we could ask Perceptions if he would submit pieces anonymously on our behalf, he is fair and unbiased..

Is there a prize on offer?



And I think the topic should be decided on as well...maybe by poll.


You need to butt out of what does not concern you Agnes.  Ima working on my 2017 Policy of not tolerating the PA ad hom crap any longer.

P_N is never here.

This is already a debacle....melielongtime will never agree with anything other than his terms, so it is a waste of time.....right now.

My proposal is sound, fair to all, and it will work.

  Some of us are actually interested in the topic, not your tiresome b.itchfight with BO..grow up and no one cares about what you tolerate either...make another thread.

It does not have to be perceptions..anyone who is neutral in fact will suffice.


IT DOESNT NEED A MODERATOR.  Writers submit their work in a single thread and people comment. It is that easy.

How can a writer submit his own stuff anonymously? I was not suggesting a mod just someone to submit anon pieces?



Anonymity isnt necessary. People submit under their own names so that no one can get in and mess things up as Aussie inevitably would do. There needs to be a short list of topics, also easy to do if the person is sane and not an arsehole - also not aussie or karnal. and finally there is simple discussion on the submitted work which will invariably be limited to nothing more than abusing the writer, attacking the liberals and avoiding at all costs the substance of the article.  it's incredibly simple providing people are not arseholes or terminally stupid.  And there is the problem.


You can't choose your own topic, Longy. That's your point, remember? An essay supporting something you disagree with.

We don't want another speech on Rosa Parks day.


You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either. You refused to submit something last time so I am going it alone and submitting a short story. Read it, dont read it. Dont care. All I know is that YOU will never submit a peice of work because ironically, you ARE a piece of work.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:27pm

Quote:
You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either


No, Longy, you set the rules. They're your rules, remember?

Now, we need to decide on a deadline for submission. Shall we say two weeks?

I'm still going with paedophilia as no one has suggested any alternatives.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:32pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:27pm:

Quote:
You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either


No, Longy, you set the rules. They're your rules, remember?

Now, we need to decide on a deadline for submission. Shall we say two weeks?

I'm still going with paedophilia as no one has suggested any alternatives.


Write it yourself, tosser. We all know you wont and there will be a pile of excuses... again. No one expects anything from you.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:10pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:32pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:27pm:

Quote:
You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either


No, Longy, you set the rules. They're your rules, remember?

Now, we need to decide on a deadline for submission. Shall we say two weeks?

I'm still going with paedophilia as no one has suggested any alternatives.


Write it yourself, tosser. We all know you wont and there will be a pile of excuses... again. No one expects anything from you.


I will, Longy. Just as soon as we have a deadline.

Personally, I'd like an anonymous competition so we all get a fair vote. This would also alleviate your concerns about being busted for child porn for writing a scholarly essay.

Still, I'm flexible. Not my will, God, but Thine.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:27pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:10pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:32pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:27pm:

Quote:
You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either


No, Longy, you set the rules. They're your rules, remember?

Now, we need to decide on a deadline for submission. Shall we say two weeks?

I'm still going with paedophilia as no one has suggested any alternatives.


Write it yourself, tosser. We all know you wont and there will be a pile of excuses... again. No one expects anything from you.


I will, Longy. Just as soon as we have a deadline.

Personally, I'd like an anonymous competition so we all get a fair vote. This would also alleviate your concerns about being busted for child porn for writing a scholarly essay.

Still, I'm flexible. Not my will, God, but Thine.


im still waiting for you alleged FIRST article that no one has ever seen.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:29pm

Quote:
im still waiting for you alleged FIRST article that no one has ever seen.


You've read it.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Neferti on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:30pm
Why would the 1200 word "essay" need to be sent via PM to anybody?

Just give a closing date for submissions. Then, those who want to contribute just post their submission. Anybody who makes a "comment"  has that comment removed by a GMod, so that the thread remains pristine.  ;)

Instead of calling it an "essay", perhaps a "short story" would be more appropriate then everyone could have a go.  It doesn't have to be political, a speech or a masterpiece, surely. This is OzPol, nobody here is posing as World Renown Authors, are they?

Might be nice to just let people write a short story ... whatever the topic ... you might be surprised with who is "judged" the best.

JMO

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Gordon on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:31pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:27pm:

Quote:
You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either


No, Longy, you set the rules. They're your rules, remember?

Now, we need to decide on a deadline for submission. Shall we say two weeks?

I'm still going with paedophilia as no one has suggested any alternatives.


http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1483402675/1#1

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:36pm

Neferti wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:30pm:
Why would the 1200 word "essay" need to be sent via PM to anybody?

Just give a closing date for submissions. Then, those who want to contribute just post their submission. Anybody who makes a "comment"  has that comment removed by a GMod, so that the thread remains pristine.  ;)

Instead of calling it an "essay", perhaps a "short story" would be more appropriate then everyone could have a go.  It doesn't have to be political, a speech or a masterpiece, surely. This is OzPol, nobody here is posing as World Renown Authors, are they?

Might be nice to just let people write a short story ... whatever the topic ... you might be surprised with who is "judged" the best.

JMO


We wanted it to be anonymous, Neferti. If you post it under your own name, everyone knows who wrote it. People can then vote for who they like, rather than the actual writing.

It was Longy's idea to write an essay. His challenge was to write something you completely disagree with, hence displaying your skill in rhetoric and persuasion.

You could indeed write a persuasive piece that supports an argument using fiction, and I see no problem with that. Umberto Eco did this with his novels.

Maybe Longy can post an erotic short story in support of paedophilia.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:41pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:36pm:

Neferti wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:30pm:
Why would the 1200 word "essay" need to be sent via PM to anybody?

Just give a closing date for submissions. Then, those who want to contribute just post their submission. Anybody who makes a "comment"  has that comment removed by a GMod, so that the thread remains pristine.  ;)

Instead of calling it an "essay", perhaps a "short story" would be more appropriate then everyone could have a go.  It doesn't have to be political, a speech or a masterpiece, surely. This is OzPol, nobody here is posing as World Renown Authors, are they?

Might be nice to just let people write a short story ... whatever the topic ... you might be surprised with who is "judged" the best.

JMO


We wanted it to be anonymous, Neferti. If you post it under your own name, everyone knows who wrote it. People can then vote for who they like, rather than the actual writing.

It was Longy's idea to write an essay. His challenge was to write something you completely disagree with, hence displaying your skill in rhetoric and persuasion.

You could indeed write a persuasive piece that supports an argument using fiction, and I see no problem with that. Umberto Eco did this with his novels.

Maybe Longy can post an erotic short story in support of paedophilia.


It would never be truly anonymous. If it were good, it would be either mine or Gandalfs. If it were short and terrible, it would be Aussie's. If it were missing, it would be Karnals.

So why bother being anonymous since you cant be anyhow?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:41pm

Gordon wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:31pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:27pm:

Quote:
You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either


No, Longy, you set the rules. They're your rules, remember?

Now, we need to decide on a deadline for submission. Shall we say two weeks?

I'm still going with paedophilia as no one has suggested any alternatives.


http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1483402675/1#1


Good point, Gordon. I'd be happy to write that.


Quote:
Your essay should be Muslim immigration should be banned


Others, however, have suggested we all have the same topic. This would mean Longy would be writing in support of his own views, which is not the point at all.

I think we can all agree that the subject of paedophilia is rather tainted. I certainly doubt Longy supports it, hence my suggestion.

This was Longy's chosen topic for me in his writing challenge, which he neglected to participate in. For some reason, he mysteriously disappeared for a few months.

Now that Longy's back, we're free to go.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:43pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:41pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:36pm:

Neferti wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:30pm:
Why would the 1200 word "essay" need to be sent via PM to anybody?

Just give a closing date for submissions. Then, those who want to contribute just post their submission. Anybody who makes a "comment"  has that comment removed by a GMod, so that the thread remains pristine.  ;)

Instead of calling it an "essay", perhaps a "short story" would be more appropriate then everyone could have a go.  It doesn't have to be political, a speech or a masterpiece, surely. This is OzPol, nobody here is posing as World Renown Authors, are they?

Might be nice to just let people write a short story ... whatever the topic ... you might be surprised with who is "judged" the best.

JMO


We wanted it to be anonymous, Neferti. If you post it under your own name, everyone knows who wrote it. People can then vote for who they like, rather than the actual writing.

It was Longy's idea to write an essay. His challenge was to write something you completely disagree with, hence displaying your skill in rhetoric and persuasion.

You could indeed write a persuasive piece that supports an argument using fiction, and I see no problem with that. Umberto Eco did this with his novels.

Maybe Longy can post an erotic short story in support of paedophilia.


It would never be truly anonymous. If it were good, it would be either mine or Gandalfs. If it were short and terrible, it would be Aussie's. If it were missing, it would be Karnals.

So why bother being anonymous since you cant be anyhow?


You see? This is exactly the problem. The Great Writing Challenge is like a wine judging. Names definitely influence your judgment, as you've shown.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Gordon on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:50pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:41pm:

Gordon wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:31pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:27pm:

Quote:
You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either


No, Longy, you set the rules. They're your rules, remember?

Now, we need to decide on a deadline for submission. Shall we say two weeks?

I'm still going with paedophilia as no one has suggested any alternatives.


http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1483402675/1#1


Good point, Gordon. I'd be happy to write that.

[quote]Your essay should be Muslim immigration should be banned


Others, however, have suggested we all have the same topic. This would mean Longy would be writing in support of his own views, which is not the point at all.

I think we can all agree that the subject of paedophilia is rather tainted. I certainly doubt Longy supports it, hence my suggestion.

This was Longy's chosen topic for me in his writing challenge, which he neglected to participate in. For some reason, he mysteriously disappeared for a few months.

Now that Longy's back, we're free to go.
[/quote]

In the forced marriage thread you expressed your support for some situations for young teens to explore their sexuality with older gents. While not pedophilia, it's i n the ballpark so I'd suggest it's not a neutral topic for you. Maybe you'd prefer to go with bestiality?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:52pm

Quote:
In the forced marriage thread you expressed your support for some situations for young teens to explore their sexuality with older gents. While not pedophilia, it's i n the ballpark so I'd suggest it's not a neutral topic for you. Maybe you'd prefer to go with bestiality?


Yes, indeed. I believe the Virgin Mary was one such teen.

Would you prefer to go with bestiality, Longy?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Neferti on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:54pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:36pm:

Neferti wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:30pm:
Why would the 1200 word "essay" need to be sent via PM to anybody?

Just give a closing date for submissions. Then, those who want to contribute just post their submission. Anybody who makes a "comment"  has that comment removed by a GMod, so that the thread remains pristine.  ;)

Instead of calling it an "essay", perhaps a "short story" would be more appropriate then everyone could have a go.  It doesn't have to be political, a speech or a masterpiece, surely. This is OzPol, nobody here is posing as World Renown Authors, are they?

Might be nice to just let people write a short story ... whatever the topic ... you might be surprised with who is "judged" the best.

JMO


We wanted it to be anonymous, Neferti. If you post it under your own name, everyone knows who wrote it. People can then vote for who they like, rather than the actual writing.

It was Longy's idea to write an essay. His challenge was to write something you completely disagree with, hence displaying your skill in rhetoric and persuasion.

You could indeed write a persuasive piece that supports an argument using fiction, and I see no problem with that. Umberto Eco did this with his novels.

Maybe Longy can post an erotic short story in support of paedophilia.


EASILY sorted out.  Those who want to make a submission create a "sock" called Writer with a number. Such as Writer 007.

NOBODY but the GMods would know which region the person comes from.  ::)

Now this is really becoming ridiculous.  ::)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:01pm

Quote:
EASILY sorted out.  Those who want to make a submission create a "sock" called Writer with a number. Such as Writer 007.

NOBODY but the GMods would know which region the person comes from.  Roll Eyes


I don't think you're allowed to do that, Neferti. If Longy, for example, got banned and came back with a new user name, he'd be breaking the rules.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Neferti on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:07pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:01pm:

Quote:
EASILY sorted out.  Those who want to make a submission create a "sock" called Writer with a number. Such as Writer 007.

NOBODY but the GMods would know which region the person comes from.  Roll Eyes


I don't think you're allowed to do that, Neferti. If Longy, for example, got banned and came back with a new user name, he'd be breaking the rules.


Freediver is for MORE people signing up ... not more contributors .... 

I am sure that the GMods (or FD) could create a special ... one off ... sock allowance attached to their own email addy .... OR something.

This IS 2017 not 1983.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:12pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:52pm:

Quote:
In the forced marriage thread you expressed your support for some situations for young teens to explore their sexuality with older gents. While not pedophilia, it's i n the ballpark so I'd suggest it's not a neutral topic for you. Maybe you'd prefer to go with bestiality?


Yes, indeed. I believe the Virgin Mary was one such teen.

Would you prefer to go with bestiality, Longy?


You can mess with me all you like. I dont like your chances messing with and insulting the Lord God Almighty.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:15pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:12pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:52pm:

Quote:
In the forced marriage thread you expressed your support for some situations for young teens to explore their sexuality with older gents. While not pedophilia, it's i n the ballpark so I'd suggest it's not a neutral topic for you. Maybe you'd prefer to go with bestiality?


Yes, indeed. I believe the Virgin Mary was one such teen.

Would you prefer to go with bestiality, Longy?


You can mess with me all you like. I dont like your chances messing with and insulting the Lord God Almighty.


Have you thought of insulting the Lord God Almighty for the challenge, Longy?

You could quote me.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:17pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:12pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:52pm:

Quote:
In the forced marriage thread you expressed your support for some situations for young teens to explore their sexuality with older gents. While not pedophilia, it's i n the ballpark so I'd suggest it's not a neutral topic for you. Maybe you'd prefer to go with bestiality?


Yes, indeed. I believe the Virgin Mary was one such teen.

Would you prefer to go with bestiality, Longy?


You can mess with me all you like. I dont like your chances messing with and insulting the Lord God Almighty.


Giddyup!  There's your Topic melieliongtime.

"God is a myth who screwed a 'married' Virgin while Joseph was off at work."

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:17pm
I don't see why anyone would need a sock.  Submit the entry to a GMod who will know who it came from but then all they have to do is post the content of the writings without a name attached.

Simple.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:20pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:17pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:12pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:52pm:

Quote:
In the forced marriage thread you expressed your support for some situations for young teens to explore their sexuality with older gents. While not pedophilia, it's i n the ballpark so I'd suggest it's not a neutral topic for you. Maybe you'd prefer to go with bestiality?


Yes, indeed. I believe the Virgin Mary was one such teen.

Would you prefer to go with bestiality, Longy?


You can mess with me all you like. I dont like your chances messing with and insulting the Lord God Almighty.


Giddyup!  There's your Topic melieliongtime.

"God is a myth who screwed a 'married' Virgin while Joseph was off at work."


I'd rather write Proofs for God. AFter all, we've already seen your pitiable efforts at debunking. A child could out-debate you - and probably has many times.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:23pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:17pm:
I don't see why anyone would need a sock.  Submit the entry to a GMod who will know who it came from but then all they have to do is post the content of the writings without a name attached.

Simple.


If you read my proposal, that is what would happen (assuming a participant wanted anonymity) but you just can't bring yourself to acknowledge the obvious because of who you are.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:25pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:20pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:17pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:12pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:52pm:

Quote:
In the forced marriage thread you expressed your support for some situations for young teens to explore their sexuality with older gents. While not pedophilia, it's i n the ballpark so I'd suggest it's not a neutral topic for you. Maybe you'd prefer to go with bestiality?


Yes, indeed. I believe the Virgin Mary was one such teen.

Would you prefer to go with bestiality, Longy?


You can mess with me all you like. I dont like your chances messing with and insulting the Lord God Almighty.


Giddyup!  There's your Topic melieliongtime.

"God is a myth who screwed a 'married' Virgin while Joseph was off at work."


I'd rather write Proofs for God. AFter all, we've already seen your pitiable efforts at debunking. A child could out-debate you - and probably has many times.


Sure you would.  That'd be easy and just as much...boring.  Take the other side of the coin.....writer.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:27pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:25pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:20pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:17pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 5:12pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:52pm:

Quote:
In the forced marriage thread you expressed your support for some situations for young teens to explore their sexuality with older gents. While not pedophilia, it's i n the ballpark so I'd suggest it's not a neutral topic for you. Maybe you'd prefer to go with bestiality?


Yes, indeed. I believe the Virgin Mary was one such teen.

Would you prefer to go with bestiality, Longy?


You can mess with me all you like. I dont like your chances messing with and insulting the Lord God Almighty.


Giddyup!  There's your Topic melieliongtime.

"God is a myth who screwed a 'married' Virgin while Joseph was off at work."


I'd rather write Proofs for God. AFter all, we've already seen your pitiable efforts at debunking. A child could out-debate you - and probably has many times.


Sure you would.  That'd be easy and just as much...boring.  Take the other side of the coin.....writer.


you think a Proof for God would be EASY???  Seriously, just how stupid ignorant and foolish are you going to be today? Striving for a record?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Mistress Nicole on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:04pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 4:10pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:32pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 3:27pm:

Quote:
You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either


No, Longy, you set the rules. They're your rules, remember?

Now, we need to decide on a deadline for submission. Shall we say two weeks?

I'm still going with paedophilia as no one has suggested any alternatives.


Write it yourself, tosser. We all know you wont and there will be a pile of excuses... again. No one expects anything from you.


I will, Longy. Just as soon as we have a deadline.

Personally, I'd like an anonymous competition so we all get a fair vote. This would also alleviate your concerns about being busted for child porn for writing a scholarly essay.

Still, I'm flexible. Not my will, God, but Thine.


Your IP is traceable. I wouldn't recommend anyone write in favour of paedophilia. 

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Mistress Nicole on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:48pm
Moreover, It's unreasonable to ask Freediver to host it. I'm reasonably sure he would be seen as the publisher.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:58pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:48pm:
Moreover, It's unreasonable to ask Freediver to host it. I'm reasonably sure he would be seen as the publisher.


How ever so noble of you Nicole Page 2016.  Like, it's not as though FD has never hosted/published actionable content previously....but what would I know.  He told me himself some years ago.

I think it's a freedom of speech thing he has.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Mistress Nicole on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:03pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:58pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:48pm:
Moreover, It's unreasonable to ask Freediver to host it. I'm reasonably sure he would be seen as the publisher.


How ever so noble of you Nicole Page 2016.  Like, it's not as though FD has never hosted/published actionable content previously....but what would I know.  He told me himself some years ago.

I think it's a freedom of speech thing he has.


Well, that would be entirely up to Freediver. But it was the one topic on DR that brad and I wouldn't host. We actually wrote it into the rules.

Fd may be more relaxed about it Aussie, but I wouldn't do it. Just my opinion  :)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:04pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:58pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:48pm:
Moreover, It's unreasonable to ask Freediver to host it. I'm reasonably sure he would be seen as the publisher.


How ever so noble of you Nicole Page 2016.  Like, it's not as though FD has never hosted/published actionable content previously....but what would I know.  He told me himself some years ago.

I think it's a freedom of speech thing he has.


There are several forum members here who have quite openly (and repeatedly) called for politicians to be assassinated.

Moreover, Herr Bert has openly encouraged gang rape.

Anything seems to get through.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:07pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:03pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:58pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:48pm:
Moreover, It's unreasonable to ask Freediver to host it. I'm reasonably sure he would be seen as the publisher.


How ever so noble of you Nicole Page 2016.  Like, it's not as though FD has never hosted/published actionable content previously....but what would I know.  He told me himself some years ago.

I think it's a freedom of speech thing he has.


Well, that would be entirely up to Freediver. But it was the one topic on DR that brad and I wouldn't host. We actually wrote it into the rules.

Fd may be more relaxed about it Aussie, but I wouldn't do it. Just my opinion  :)


He has hosted/published far, far worse, and ignored my warnings because I know nothing, you see.  He said so, himself.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:07pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:03pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:58pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:48pm:
Moreover, It's unreasonable to ask Freediver to host it. I'm reasonably sure he would be seen as the publisher.


How ever so noble of you Nicole Page 2016.  Like, it's not as though FD has never hosted/published actionable content previously....but what would I know.  He told me himself some years ago.

I think it's a freedom of speech thing he has.


Well, that would be entirely up to Freediver. But it was the one topic on DR that brad and I wouldn't host. We actually wrote it into the rules.

Fd may be more relaxed about it Aussie, but I wouldn't do it. Just my opinion  :)


He has hosted/published far, far worse, and ignored my warnings because I know nothing, you see.  He said so, himself.


stupid assasination threats and borderline defamation is nothing.  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly. Only a true more on would write the crap Karnal suggested.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:25pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:07pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:03pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:58pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:48pm:
Moreover, It's unreasonable to ask Freediver to host it. I'm reasonably sure he would be seen as the publisher.


How ever so noble of you Nicole Page 2016.  Like, it's not as though FD has never hosted/published actionable content previously....but what would I know.  He told me himself some years ago.

I think it's a freedom of speech thing he has.


Well, that would be entirely up to Freediver. But it was the one topic on DR that brad and I wouldn't host. We actually wrote it into the rules.

Fd may be more relaxed about it Aussie, but I wouldn't do it. Just my opinion  :)


He has hosted/published far, far worse, and ignored my warnings because I know nothing, you see.  He said so, himself.


stupid assasination threats and borderline defamation is nothing.  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly. Only a true more on would write the crap Karnal suggested.


I'm glad you mention that as it is the very thing I did warn FD about, but, as it was a piss take on Mo/Muslims, he allowed it.  What would I know, ey?  I'm a fake lawyer.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:31pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:07pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:03pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:58pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:48pm:
Moreover, It's unreasonable to ask Freediver to host it. I'm reasonably sure he would be seen as the publisher.


How ever so noble of you Nicole Page 2016.  Like, it's not as though FD has never hosted/published actionable content previously....but what would I know.  He told me himself some years ago.

I think it's a freedom of speech thing he has.


Well, that would be entirely up to Freediver. But it was the one topic on DR that brad and I wouldn't host. We actually wrote it into the rules.

Fd may be more relaxed about it Aussie, but I wouldn't do it. Just my opinion  :)


He has hosted/published far, far worse, and ignored my warnings because I know nothing, you see.  He said so, himself.


stupid assasination threats and borderline defamation is nothing.  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly. Only a true more on would write the crap Karnal suggested.


Pornography has the intention of sexual arousal, dear. You might recall the case of an Australian artist who photographed nude children.

The charges were dropped. The DPP decided that Bill Henson's work was art, not pornography. You know this - you agreed.

Debate is not pornographic, as every schoolboy knows. Thought crime does not yet exist - no matter what Hetty Johnstone wants. You're still perfectly free to post an opinion.

If you were brave enough, you would agree to the topic, a subject which I'm quite content to argue for the purpose of good writing.

You would not be breaking the law. The Virgin Mary would forgive you too, I'm sure.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:35pm
Karnal seeing as how some pp do feel a bit strange about it another topic would be more readily acceptable.. there are so many after all.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:
  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:39pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Karnal seeing as how some pp do feel a bit strange about it another topic would be more readily acceptable.. there are so many after all.


Longy and I are all ears, Agnes.

It's not like we're looking for an excuse not to enter the Great Writing Challenge or anything.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:41pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Karnal seeing as how some pp do feel a bit strange about it another topic would be more readily acceptable.. there are so many after all.


The threshold problem we have have here is that Karnal is happy to write on any subject. Melielongtime is not, as he wants to select his own, one he is comfortable with.  Odd position for a 'writer' to take but there ya go.



Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:44pm
oh well..then I dont know

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Mistress Nicole on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:
  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:19pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:
  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


Rubbish.  Tell that to Vladimir Nabokov and his publishers, producers, directors, actors, film crew etc.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:31pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:
No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.



In my opinion, no normal person would.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:37pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:41pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Karnal seeing as how some pp do feel a bit strange about it another topic would be more readily acceptable.. there are so many after all.


The threshold problem we have have here is that Karnal is happy to write on any subject. Melielongtime is not, as he wants to select his own, one he is comfortable with.  Odd position for a 'writer' to take but there ya go.

  There is nothing wrong with selecting a topic one feels comfortable with-I would not feel comfortable writing anything on the topic of pedophilia..not that I will enter anyway, the fun has already been taken out of it for me.. but if we must all write on the same topic,  put a few suggestions forward - add a poll and vote on which one-

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:37pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:31pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:
No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.



In my opinion, no normal person would.


Longy is no normal person, Black. He's a semi-professional writer. He's better than all the m0rons on this board. He's a self-confessed genius. He's that good.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:47pm

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:
  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


this is a guy who has supposedly written and published a book defending pedophilia ... I doubt child porn would be to much of a stretch for him

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:54pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:
  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


this is a guy who has supposedly written and published a book defending pedophilia ... I doubt child porn would be to much of a stretch for him


Now, I'm lost!

:-[

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:56pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:54pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:
[quote author=longweekend58 link=1483402676/127#127 date=1483438769]  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


this is a guy who has supposedly written and published a book defending pedophilia ... I doubt child porn would be to much of a stretch for him


Now, I'm lost!

:-[/quote]

longie has often cited that he's a published and well reputed author on pedophilia and how it is normal.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:00pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:56pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:54pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:
[quote author=longweekend58 link=1483402676/127#127 date=1483438769]  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


this is a guy who has supposedly written and published a book defending pedophilia ... I doubt child porn would be to much of a stretch for him


Now, I'm lost!

:-[/quote]

longie has often cited that he's a published and well reputed author on pedophilia and how it is normal.


Well...if you say so.  But, I'm not buying crap so easily or quietly in 2017.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:03pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:54pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:
[quote author=longweekend58 link=1483402676/127#127 date=1483438769]  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


this is a guy who has supposedly written and published a book defending pedophilia ... I doubt child porn would be to much of a stretch for him


Now, I'm lost!

:-[/quote]


Unless Longy tells you that is true then I won't believe it unless he say's it is. Not something a person should just throw out there without proof.

Proof John Smith!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:08pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:31pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:07pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 7:03pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:58pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 6:48pm:
Moreover, It's unreasonable to ask Freediver to host it. I'm reasonably sure he would be seen as the publisher.


How ever so noble of you Nicole Page 2016.  Like, it's not as though FD has never hosted/published actionable content previously....but what would I know.  He told me himself some years ago.

I think it's a freedom of speech thing he has.


Well, that would be entirely up to Freediver. But it was the one topic on DR that brad and I wouldn't host. We actually wrote it into the rules.

Fd may be more relaxed about it Aussie, but I wouldn't do it. Just my opinion  :)


He has hosted/published far, far worse, and ignored my warnings because I know nothing, you see.  He said so, himself.


stupid assasination threats and borderline defamation is nothing.  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly. Only a true more on would write the crap Karnal suggested.


Pornography has the intention of sexual arousal, dear. You might recall the case of an Australian artist who photographed nude children.

The charges were dropped. The DPP decided that Bill Henson's work was art, not pornography. You know this - you agreed.

Debate is not pornographic, as every schoolboy knows. Thought crime does not yet exist - no matter what Hetty Johnstone wants. You're still perfectly free to post an opinion.

If you were brave enough, you would agree to the topic, a subject which I'm quite content to argue for the purpose of good writing.

You would not be breaking the law. The Virgin Mary would forgive you too, I'm sure.



Yeah, because we want to go thru Henson's experience and be judged and criticised and then barely skating through.

you would have to be twice as smart to not be criminally stupid.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:09pm
How did this get to be about longie again?  What the shaitan?

Talk about ASB.....

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:10pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:41pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Karnal seeing as how some pp do feel a bit strange about it another topic would be more readily acceptable.. there are so many after all.


The threshold problem we have have here is that Karnal is happy to write on any subject. Melielongtime is not, as he wants to select his own, one he is comfortable with.  Odd position for a 'writer' to take but there ya go.


how would you know since he has never written on ANY topic?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:12pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:37pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:31pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:
No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.



In my opinion, no normal person would.


Longy is no normal person, Black. He's a semi-professional writer. He's better than all the m0rons on this board. He's a self-confessed genius. He's that good.


Based on this and similar threads today, you would be hard pressed to disprove that claim.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by issuevoter on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:13pm
What a bloody boring thread.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:14pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:00pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:56pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:54pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:
[quote author=longweekend58 link=1483402676/127#127 date=1483438769]  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


this is a guy who has supposedly written and published a book defending pedophilia ... I doubt child porn would be to much of a stretch for him


Now, I'm lost!

:-[/quote]

longie has often cited that he's a published and well reputed author on pedophilia and how it is normal.


Well...if you say so.  But, I'm not buying crap so easily or quietly in 2017.


Well while it is obviously completely untrue you need to remember that it is JS who has a struggle at the best of times understanding what people are saying. So when I say that I am a thrice-published author on a PARAphilia, he naturally reads that as the closet word he can find in his 100-word vocabulary.  Basically he is an ignorant retard, if you havent already worked that out long before now..

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:16pm

issuevoter wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:13pm:
What a bloody boring thread.


And that achieved what?  Did it help getting what is a good idea out of the petty squabble? 

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:22pm
i stand corrected .... longie has published books on having sex with dogs, not kids.  :D :D :D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:22pm

Quote:
So when I say that I am a thrice-published author on a PARAphilia,


That'll do me.  Mr. Smith is right....about deviance except .....with kids.

Are you serious, melielingtime?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:22pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:22pm:

Quote:
So when I say that I am a thrice-published author on a PARAphilia,


That'll do me.  Mr. Smith is right.

or close enough to it  ;)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Rhino on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:25pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:19pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:
  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


Rubbish.  Tell that to Vladimir Nabokov and his publishers, producers, directors, actors, film crew etc.
He had nothing to do with child porn. peccas dramatic hsyteria is rubbing off on you.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:27pm
A quick look at the definition does not link to pedophilia..just weird kind of sexual fetishes/acts

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:30pm

rhino wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:25pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:19pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:
  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


Rubbish.  Tell that to Vladimir Nabokov and his publishers, producers, directors, actors, film crew etc.
He had nothing to do with child porn. peccas dramatic hsyteria is rubbing off on you.


More crap from Whino.  What was the topic of his work?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:31pm
ask Longy not Rhino..

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:32pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:27pm:
A quick look at the definition does not link to pedophilia..just weird kind of sexual fetishes/acts


And of course they were all okay to write about yet another perversion....paedophilia.....is not.

Really?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:33pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:27pm:
A quick look at the definition does not link to pedophilia..just weird kind of sexual fetishes/acts




Paraphilia

Paraphilia (also known as sexual perversion and sexual deviation) is the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, fetishes, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia

pretty sure it includes pedophillia ...

I'm sure lonstupidone will admit that at least, even if it will pain him to do so. ;D ;D




Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:34pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:33pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:27pm:
A quick look at the definition does not link to pedophilia..just weird kind of sexual fetishes/acts




Paraphilia

Paraphilia (also known as sexual perversion and sexual deviation) is the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, fetishes, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia

pretty sure it includes pedophillia ..
.

I'm sure lonstupidone will admit that at least, even if it will pain him to do so. ;D ;D

you are an asshole and you should be a regular on PA..

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Rhino on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:36pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:30pm:

rhino wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:25pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:19pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:19pm:
  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


Rubbish.  Tell that to Vladimir Nabokov and his publishers, producers, directors, actors, film crew etc.
He had nothing to do with child porn. peccas dramatic hsyteria is rubbing off on you.


More crap from Whino.  What was the topic of his work?
Nabokov wrote a number of books, none of them had to do with child porn. he did however write a book called "Lolita" in which the protagonist falls in love with his 12 year old step daughter. If you have read this book and you think it is child porn then i can recommend a good psychologist.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:34pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:33pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:27pm:
A quick look at the definition does not link to pedophilia..just weird kind of sexual fetishes/acts




Paraphilia

Paraphilia (also known as sexual perversion and sexual deviation) is the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, fetishes, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia

pretty sure it includes pedophillia ..
.

I'm sure lonstupidone will admit that at least, even if it will pain him to do so. ;D ;D

you are an asshole and you should be a regular on PA..


that's the gratitude I get for for my taking time out to educate you?

Next time I'll leave you to wallow in your ignorance.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:39pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:32pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:27pm:
A quick look at the definition does not link to pedophilia..just weird kind of sexual fetishes/acts


And of course they were all okay to write about yet another perversion....paedophilia.....is not.

Really?


Have you read his book or are you not interested in anything other than another persecution of someone you nothing of, to show how smart you are....f-ck off Aussie.  You ought to know better than this..

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:41pm
My point is that Humbert was a paedophile, and that book/movie makes the precedent that a piece on paedophilia will not land anyone in jail.  I guess I need to type slower for idiots.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:44pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:10pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:41pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:35pm:
Karnal seeing as how some pp do feel a bit strange about it another topic would be more readily acceptable.. there are so many after all.


The threshold problem we have have here is that Karnal is happy to write on any subject. Melielongtime is not, as he wants to select his own, one he is comfortable with.  Odd position for a 'writer' to take but there ya go.


how would you know since he has never written on ANY topic?


Sorry, Longy, have you posted any examples of your own writing on this board? Ever?

I'm curious. No one would post their work on any other forum than the General board, as you know. Writing needs to be in the appropriate forum as you contend.

I'm sorry, I don't make the rules here, dear.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:45pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:34pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:33pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:27pm:
A quick look at the definition does not link to pedophilia..just weird kind of sexual fetishes/acts




Paraphilia

Paraphilia (also known as sexual perversion and sexual deviation) is the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, fetishes, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia

pretty sure it includes pedophillia ..
.

I'm sure lonstupidone will admit that at least, even if it will pain him to do so. ;D ;D

you are an asshole and you should be a regular on PA..


that's the gratitude I get for for my taking time out to educate you?

Next time I'll leave you to wallow in your ignorance.

there is nothing you can teach me ..

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Rhino on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:47pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:41pm:
My point is that Humbert was a paedophile, and that book/movie makes the precedent that a piece on paedophilia will not land anyone in jail.  I guess I need to type slower for idiots.

No one made the proposition that writing about pedophilia would land you in jail. You are also aware of course that legal precedent differs between countries. Of course, i forgot you were an ex lawyer.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:48pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:14pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:00pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:56pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:54pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:47pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 9:07pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 8:36pm:
[quote author=longweekend58 link=1483402676/127#127 date=1483438769]  try posting child porn and you will be arrested and not given bail very quickly


no one has asked you to post child porn you dickhead.  :D :D


No, but he's being asked to defend it. Besides the risk, I wouldn't argue in its favour on principle.


this is a guy who has supposedly written and published a book defending pedophilia ... I doubt child porn would be to much of a stretch for him


Now, I'm lost!

:-[/quote]

longie has often cited that he's a published and well reputed author on pedophilia and how it is normal.


Well...if you say so.  But, I'm not buying crap so easily or quietly in 2017.


Well while it is obviously completely untrue you need to remember that it is JS who has a struggle at the best of times understanding what people are saying. So when I say that I am a thrice-published author on a PARAphilia, he naturally reads that as the closet word he can find in his 100-word vocabulary.  Basically he is an ignorant retard, if you havent already worked that out long before now..



Did you publish it on the General board, or in Relationships?

Sorry, Longy, that doesn't count - except to the police perhaps.

Take him away, officer. Longy just confessed to publishing pornography.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:51pm

rhino wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:47pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:41pm:
My point is that Humbert was a paedophile, and that book/movie makes the precedent that a piece on paedophilia will not land anyone in jail.  I guess I need to type slower for idiots.

No one made the proposition that writing about pedophilia would land you in jail. You are also aware of course that legal precedent differs between countries. Of course, i forgot you were an ex lawyer.


Yeas they have Whino.  Hence this discussion. Ask Nicole Page 2016.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:52pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:22pm:
i stand corrected .... longie has published books on having sex with dogs, not kids.  :D :D :D


Actually, it was a speech on Rosa Parks Day - by a Swedish professor.

He's that good.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:45pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:34pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:33pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:27pm:
A quick look at the definition does not link to pedophilia..just weird kind of sexual fetishes/acts




Paraphilia

Paraphilia (also known as sexual perversion and sexual deviation) is the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, fetishes, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia

pretty sure it includes pedophillia ..
.

I'm sure lonstupidone will admit that at least, even if it will pain him to do so. ;D ;D

you are an asshole and you should be a regular on PA..


that's the gratitude I get for for my taking time out to educate you?

Next time I'll leave you to wallow in your ignorance.

there is nothing you can teach me ..


yet the previous comments prove you wrong.   ::) ::)

see, that was also lesson in eating humble pie ;D ;D


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:35pm
Good god!  How quickly this strand has degenerated into degeneracy.... perhaps the discussion papers should be about any and every thing that is perverse... damn that's a lot of ground hog's wallow to cover....  :o :o

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Lord Herbert on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:40am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:24am:
No experienced, semi-professional writer like myself is going to get sucked into a stupid, disorganised rabble like this where the whole purpose is to say that my work is A) plagiarised B) off-topic etc


;D ;D ;D

C) Homophobic  D) Islamophobic  E) Xenophobic  F) Ideologically 'unhelpful' G) Ideologically 'inappropriate' H) Bigotted I) etc etc ...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Lord Herbert on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:17am

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:41pm:
My point is that Humbert was a paedophile, and that book/movie makes the precedent that a piece on paedophilia will not land anyone in jail.  I guess I need to type slower for idiots.


Which only shows how much of a lawyer you WERENT. The book skirts the line and has been subject to massive debate and controversy and its continued existence owes much to is history as a part of the literary landscape. To pretend that you could do the same today and get away with it is a ludicrous as your claim to have ever had a legal education.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:18am

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.


You mean the topic where the only person who will write is me? Since I am the only one (other than Gandalf) who ever writes like this, why would I let anyone tell me what the topic should be?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:20am

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:22pm:

Quote:
So when I say that I am a thrice-published author on a PARAphilia,


That'll do me.  Mr. Smith is right....about deviance except .....with kids.

Are you serious, melielingtime?


For goodness sake, you ignorant bufoon. Do you even know what a paraphilia is?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:23am

Agnes wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:27pm:
A quick look at the definition does not link to pedophilia..just weird kind of sexual fetishes/acts


Paraphilias are behaviours and desires or needs that are considered atypical and subjectively 'abnormal'. It is a very poor word as it is far too general and includes the bizarre, the odd, the fascinating, the evil and the disgusting. In my works I do not use the term at all other than an introduction to specifically explain why I dont use the term and to introduce a more correct set of terminology.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:25am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:18am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.


You mean the topic where the only person who will write is me? Since I am the only one (other than Gandalf) who ever writes like this, why would I let anyone tell me what the topic should be?



It has been pointed out to you repeatedly that Karnal did indeed write a piece on Shorten.

You're refusal to acknowledge this can only possibly be attributed to your (surprising, considering it's you) awareness that you had your arse handed to you.

REPRINTED WITH PERMISSION.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:49am

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:25am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:18am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.


You mean the topic where the only person who will write is me? Since I am the only one (other than Gandalf) who ever writes like this, why would I let anyone tell me what the topic should be?



It has been pointed out to you repeatedly that Karnal did indeed write a piece on Shorten.

You're refusal to acknowledge this can only possibly be attributed to your (surprising, considering it's you) awareness that you had your arse handed to you.

REPRINTED WITH PERMISSION.


He didnt post it where it could be read and has repeatedly refused to do so. The only person who has said he wrote anythign at all is you and your credibility is only slightly above that of green_snot.

If he did indeed write something he wouldnt be ashamed to actually publish it on here - but he didnt.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:53am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:49am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:25am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:18am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.


You mean the topic where the only person who will write is me? Since I am the only one (other than Gandalf) who ever writes like this, why would I let anyone tell me what the topic should be?



It has been pointed out to you repeatedly that Karnal did indeed write a piece on Shorten.

You're refusal to acknowledge this can only possibly be attributed to your (surprising, considering it's you) awareness that you had your arse handed to you.

REPRINTED WITH PERMISSION.


He didnt post it where it could be read and has repeatedly refused to do so. The only person who has said he wrote anythign at all is you and your credibility is only slightly above that of green_snot.

If he did indeed write something he wouldnt be ashamed to actually publish it on here - but he didnt.



He posted it on here alright.

I suspect you saw it and were so embarrasses by your submission in comparison (being plagerised and all, and even then, not very good), you're denying it's existence in the futile attempt to save face.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:56am
;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



i think longstupidone is suffering from selective amnesia

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:57am

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:53am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:49am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:25am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:18am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.


You mean the topic where the only person who will write is me? Since I am the only one (other than Gandalf) who ever writes like this, why would I let anyone tell me what the topic should be?



It has been pointed out to you repeatedly that Karnal did indeed write a piece on Shorten.

You're refusal to acknowledge this can only possibly be attributed to your (surprising, considering it's you) awareness that you had your arse handed to you.

REPRINTED WITH PERMISSION.


He didnt post it where it could be read and has repeatedly refused to do so. The only person who has said he wrote anythign at all is you and your credibility is only slightly above that of green_snot.

If he did indeed write something he wouldnt be ashamed to actually publish it on here - but he didnt.



He posted it on here alright.

I suspect you saw it and were so embarrasses by your submission in comparison (being plagerised and all, and even then, not very good), you're denying it's existence in the futile attempt to save face.


Then post the link, something I asked for dozens of times and was refused.

Karnal is the ultimate wanker. He promises and promises and then delivers nothing. Now he wants an article PROMOTING PAEDOPHILIA.  Of course he will never actually wrote one himself because thats not his style - or his skillset.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:57am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:53am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:49am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:25am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:18am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.


You mean the topic where the only person who will write is me? Since I am the only one (other than Gandalf) who ever writes like this, why would I let anyone tell me what the topic should be?



It has been pointed out to you repeatedly that Karnal did indeed write a piece on Shorten.

You're refusal to acknowledge this can only possibly be attributed to your (surprising, considering it's you) awareness that you had your arse handed to you.

REPRINTED WITH PERMISSION.


He didnt post it where it could be read and has repeatedly refused to do so. The only person who has said he wrote anythign at all is you and your credibility is only slightly above that of green_snot.

If he did indeed write something he wouldnt be ashamed to actually publish it on here - but he didnt.



He posted it on here alright.

I suspect you saw it and were so embarrasses by your submission in comparison (being plagerised and all, and even then, not very good), you're denying it's existence in the futile attempt to save face.


Then post the link, something I asked for dozens of times and was refused.

Karnal is the ultimate wanker. He promises and promises and then delivers nothing. Now he wants an article PROMOTING PAEDOPHILIA.  Of course he will never actually wrote one himself because thats not his style - or his skillset.



Karnal runs easy rings around you.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:00am

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59am:
Karnal runs easy rings around you.



what makes it funny is that most of the time, longie isn't even aware of it.  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:02am

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:00am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59am:
Karnal runs easy rings around you.



what makes it funny is that most of the time, longie isn't even aware of it.  ;D ;D ;D



I suspect that's because he's become so acclimatised to it.

Most people run easy rings around Longy. All he's got is abuse.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:04am

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:02am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:00am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59am:
Karnal runs easy rings around you.



what makes it funny is that most of the time, longie isn't even aware of it.  ;D ;D ;D



I suspect that's because he's become so acclimatised to it.

Most people run easy rings around Longy. All he's got is abuse.


Did you read my competition submission from yesterday, goldfish?  Read it and come back and tell me that Karnal (or anyone on here) runs rings around me. Not only am I the best writer by far, I literally have no competition. No one has the balls to take me on other than Gandalf (once) who did a very good job.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:07am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:04am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:02am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:00am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59am:
Karnal runs easy rings around you.



what makes it funny is that most of the time, longie isn't even aware of it.  ;D ;D ;D



I suspect that's because he's become so acclimatised to it.

Most people run easy rings around Longy. All he's got is abuse.


Did you read my competition submission from yesterday, goldfish?  Read it and come back and tell me that Karnal (or anyone on here) runs rings around me. Not only am I the best writer by far, I literally have no competition. No one has the balls to take me on other than Gandalf (once) who did a very good job.


Your submission from yesterday was formulaic. Reminiscent of an upper primary school creative writing exercise.

Don't pat yourself too hard on the back over it. It was cute .. but simple.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:11am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:18am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.


You mean the topic where the only person who will write is me? Since I am the only one (other than Gandalf) who ever writes like this, why would I let anyone tell me what the topic should be?


Because that's your challenge, Longy. You suggested it.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:12am

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:07am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:04am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:02am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:00am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59am:
Karnal runs easy rings around you.



what makes it funny is that most of the time, longie isn't even aware of it.  ;D ;D ;D



I suspect that's because he's become so acclimatised to it.

Most people run easy rings around Longy. All he's got is abuse.


Did you read my competition submission from yesterday, goldfish?  Read it and come back and tell me that Karnal (or anyone on here) runs rings around me. Not only am I the best writer by far, I literally have no competition. No one has the balls to take me on other than Gandalf (once) who did a very good job.


Your submission from yesterday was formulaic. Reminiscent of an upper primary school creative writing exercise.

Don't pat yourself too hard on the back over it. It was cute .. but simple.


And yet it stands as the best submission. Where are my competitors other than cowering in the dark, intimidated by a short story I knocked of in 45 mins including proof-reading?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:15am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:12am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:07am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:04am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:02am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:00am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59am:
Karnal runs easy rings around you.



what makes it funny is that most of the time, longie isn't even aware of it.  ;D ;D ;D



I suspect that's because he's become so acclimatised to it.

Most people run easy rings around Longy. All he's got is abuse.


Did you read my competition submission from yesterday, goldfish?  Read it and come back and tell me that Karnal (or anyone on here) runs rings around me. Not only am I the best writer by far, I literally have no competition. No one has the balls to take me on other than Gandalf (once) who did a very good job.


Your submission from yesterday was formulaic. Reminiscent of an upper primary school creative writing exercise.

Don't pat yourself too hard on the back over it. It was cute .. but simple.


And yet it stands as the best submission. Where are my competitors other than cowering in the dark, intimidated by a short story I knocked of in 45 mins including proof-reading?



Don't flatter yourself. I know, it's like asking the wind not to blow but do try.

The topic hasn't been established yet.

And that took you 45 minutes? I wouldn't be bragging about that if i were you.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:15am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:57am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:53am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:49am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:25am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:18am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.


You mean the topic where the only person who will write is me? Since I am the only one (other than Gandalf) who ever writes like this, why would I let anyone tell me what the topic should be?



It has been pointed out to you repeatedly that Karnal did indeed write a piece on Shorten.

You're refusal to acknowledge this can only possibly be attributed to your (surprising, considering it's you) awareness that you had your arse handed to you.

REPRINTED WITH PERMISSION.


He didnt post it where it could be read and has repeatedly refused to do so. The only person who has said he wrote anythign at all is you and your credibility is only slightly above that of green_snot.

If he did indeed write something he wouldnt be ashamed to actually publish it on here - but he didnt.



He posted it on here alright.

I suspect you saw it and were so embarrasses by your submission in comparison (being plagerised and all, and even then, not very good), you're denying it's existence in the futile attempt to save face.


Then post the link, something I asked for dozens of times and was refused.


You read it, Longy. For some reason, you won't admit that you stepped foot in the Relationships board.

You're that good.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:16am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:12am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:07am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:04am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:02am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:00am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59am:
Karnal runs easy rings around you.



what makes it funny is that most of the time, longie isn't even aware of it.  ;D ;D ;D



I suspect that's because he's become so acclimatised to it.

Most people run easy rings around Longy. All he's got is abuse.


Did you read my competition submission from yesterday, goldfish?  Read it and come back and tell me that Karnal (or anyone on here) runs rings around me. Not only am I the best writer by far, I literally have no competition. No one has the balls to take me on other than Gandalf (once) who did a very good job.


Your submission from yesterday was formulaic. Reminiscent of an upper primary school creative writing exercise.

Don't pat yourself too hard on the back over it. It was cute .. but simple.


And yet it stands as the best submission.


Submission? I can't see anything on the General board. Do you want to provide a link?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:17am

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:15am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:12am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:07am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:04am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:02am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:00am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59am:
Karnal runs easy rings around you.



what makes it funny is that most of the time, longie isn't even aware of it.  ;D ;D ;D



I suspect that's because he's become so acclimatised to it.

Most people run easy rings around Longy. All he's got is abuse.


Did you read my competition submission from yesterday, goldfish?  Read it and come back and tell me that Karnal (or anyone on here) runs rings around me. Not only am I the best writer by far, I literally have no competition. No one has the balls to take me on other than Gandalf (once) who did a very good job.


Your submission from yesterday was formulaic. Reminiscent of an upper primary school creative writing exercise.

Don't pat yourself too hard on the back over it. It was cute .. but simple.


And yet it stands as the best submission. Where are my competitors other than cowering in the dark, intimidated by a short story I knocked of in 45 mins including proof-reading?



Don't flatter yourself. I know, it's like asking the wind not to blow but do try.

The topic hasn't been established yet.

And that took you 45 minutes? I wouldn't be bragging about that if i were you.



You think you can write 1300 words in under 45 minutes, fully edited and of good quality? GO FOR IT.  KNOCK YOURSELF OUT and I will see your effort in on hours times since I am generous.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:19am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:49am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:25am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:18am:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:15am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:50am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:46am:
You're right, Grappler.

Please stay on topic, everybody. We still need a topic and some contenders. It looks like paedophilia's out because Longy already published 3 articles on it.

How about the Virgin Mary? She was 12 when she married Joseph. And he was nearly 100.

What sort of philia is that, Longy?

I say we write about that. MotherofGodphilia, I think it's called. Immaculate Lolitas. The divine consecration.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.


In the bible it says that it was a dove that inseminated Mary, with meanwhile Joseph's only purpose was to complete the conventional picture of a man and his pregnant wife.



Bestiality and paedophilia.

So much intrigue.

My vote is for the Immaculate Conception to be the topic.


You mean the topic where the only person who will write is me? Since I am the only one (other than Gandalf) who ever writes like this, why would I let anyone tell me what the topic should be?



It has been pointed out to you repeatedly that Karnal did indeed write a piece on Shorten.

You're refusal to acknowledge this can only possibly be attributed to your (surprising, considering it's you) awareness that you had your arse handed to you.

REPRINTED WITH PERMISSION.


He didnt post it where it could be read and has repeatedly refused to do so. The only person who has said he wrote anythign at all is you and your credibility is only slightly above that of green_snot.

If he did indeed write something he wouldnt be ashamed to actually publish it on here - but he didnt.


Really.....so what were you referring to when you posted this?


Quote:
like you can talk, coward.  You didnt even show up for the challenge. Karnal and Aussie at least did that bit althought their subsequent tantrums have not exactly covered them in glory.

So what happened to you, pendantic-boy?  challenge get a bit hot for you?




Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:22am
Come on, melielongtime....what was it that Mr Peccary did not do and what Karnal and I DID do?

8-)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:25am

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:22am:
Come on, melielongtime....what was it that Mr Peccary did not do and what Karnal and I DID do?

8-)


you produced 10 lines of embarrasing drivel while Karnal repeatedly claimed to have written something. And look at you... you can scour the archives to find this comment and yet you cannot find Karnals alleged writing effort!  And you wonder why I am calling him on it!

idiot.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:29am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:25am:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:22am:
Come on, melielongtime....what was it that Mr Peccary did not do and what Karnal and I DID do?

8-)


you produced 10 lines of embarrasing drivel while Karnal repeatedly claimed to have written something.


You made that claim too, Longy.

REPRINTED WITH PERMISSION.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:32am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:20am:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:22pm:

Quote:
So when I say that I am a thrice-published author on a PARAphilia,


That'll do me.  Mr. Smith is right....about deviance except .....with kids.

Are you serious, melielingtime?


For goodness sake, you ignorant bufoon. Do you even know what a paraphilia is?
   

Well he thinks he does..he typed slowly for me yesterday when I picked him up on that..  ( and called me an idiot)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:34am

Agnes wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:32am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:20am:

Aussie wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:22pm:

Quote:
So when I say that I am a thrice-published author on a PARAphilia,


That'll do me.  Mr. Smith is right....about deviance except .....with kids.

Are you serious, melielingtime?


For goodness sake, you ignorant bufoon. Do you even know what a paraphilia is?
   

Well he thinks he does..he typed slowly for me yesterday when I picked him up on that..  ( and called me an idiot)


Aussie doesnt know much at all and demonstrates it repeatedly.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:36am
So when are we actually going to get the challenge underway...a good start would be deciding on what is happening with the topic?

I have writing threads in the Tavern..anyone is welcome to start one there of course..I may print my girls and some haiku/verse as well.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:43am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:25am:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:22am:
Come on, melielongtime....what was it that Mr Peccary did not do and what Karnal and I DID do?

8-)


you produced 10 lines of embarrasing drivel while Karnal repeatedly claimed to have written something. And look at you... you can scour the archives to find this comment and yet you cannot find Karnals alleged writing effort!  And you wonder why I am calling him on it!

idiot.


You don't know what I have or have not found.  What I want you to tell me is what it was which Karnal did...you saw what he did ~ you said so.  Maybe you were fibbing?

::)

Melielongtime, do you have any idea what these people are referring to?

Link.

;D ;D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:24am
Here you go Longy, 1070 words in an hour. Youll notice, i hope, the lack of formula.


The Little girl was woken up by the sound of crying. It was coming from her brother's room but her brother was away at camp.

In any event, it didn't sound like her brother.

She lay awake, listening. She was too frightened to go and see who the crier was but too curious to go back to sleep. Eventually she steeled her resolve and tentatively got out of bed.

When she opened her bedroom door, she noticed at once that all the lights in the house were on and the television was blaring. She knew this was a matter of some significance because her Daddy always told her to turn lights off, to save on power.

There was no light coming from under her brother's door though. The door behind which the muffled sounds of crying were coming from.

She turned off the hallway lights and crept in semi-darkness to the end of the hall, reaching as she approached, a trembling hand to the door knob.

She turned it.

Inside she could make out the dark for of her mother, back-lit by the moonlit sky. It was her Mummy crying. She'd only seen her Mummy crying once before, and that was all her fault..

The little girl walked gingerly towards her mother, asking in an almost inaudible voice,”Mummy, why are you crying?”. He little girl was approaching full panic now. Who was watching the television so loudly? Why was her mother sitting in the dark when every other light was on?

Her Mummy didn't hear her over the wretched sound of her own sobbing and the little girl, noting that the hall light she'd extinguished provided both her and her mother the cover of darkness.

The little girl approached and reached a shaking hand out to her mother's arm and stroked it. “Mummy? Why are you crying?”, louder this time. More searching.

When she had seen her Mummy cry before, I was different to this. The little girl had hidden behind her dressing table because she hadn't finished playing and didn't want to go to bed. She stood there, quiet as a church mouse while her parents yelled her name throughout the house; out in the yard; up and down the street. It was her daddy that found her. “Neecie! I've got her!”.He gave her such a big hug that she felt immediately guilty. The guilt from the hug was nothing compared to the feeling an absolute sickness when her Mummy came running in the room. Her Mummy's face was all red and her eyes ere narrow, ruddy slits. Mummy said nothing while she dressed the little girl in her pyjamas and tucked her in.

She just quietly wept.

This time it was different. Mummy sat on her brother's bed, heaving with malignant sobs. Something was very wrong.

The little girl climbed into her mother's lap and asked for a third time, “Mummu? What's wrong? You're scaring me.”

This inspired a reaction from her mother. She reached her arms around her daughter and gently but firmly rocked her back and forth. After a while, she spoke:

“Darling … it's your father.”



cont.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:24am
The little girl waited for clarification. Her father what? Was he hiding? Was he cross with Mummy? Did he rouse on her? The little girl couldn't imagine such a thing. Daddy never roused on my Mummy. He was always gentle and funny. Mummy would tell him off when he wore the wrong socks but they never yelled at eachother.

“In … in the lounge room.”.

The little girl was feeling very brave by this point. She wasn't afraid of her daddy. She was 'Daddy's Little Girl'. Every Sunday they would, just the two of them, get on a bus and get off all the way at the end of the line and spend the day wherever it took them. She remembered the time it took them to the beach and she saw a dead fish in the sand and she cried. Daddy dug a hole and they buried it. He never did that with her brothers. Her brothers were mean to her and Daddy always told them off. Many years later he would tell her that's why they were mean to her in the first place.

She crawled off her Mummy's lap and made her way out of the room and down the long hallway to the lounge room. It was lit up like a Christmas tree and the television was so loud she couldn't hear Mummy crying anymore. She went in.

Then she saw him. He was half-lying, half-sitting up in his favourite chair. He was asleep and snoring very loudly. He had a drink in his hand that had spilled on the carpet. His glasses were falling off.

He had blood on his knuckles.

The little girl went over to her Daddy and took the glass from his hand. It was revolting wine. Mummy and Daddy kept some in a box in the fridge. She's tried it once and thought it was horrible.

“Daddy? Are you alright?”.

But Daddy didn't wake up.

The little girl shook her Daddy's shoulder and he grunted. She shook his shoulder harder.

Then Daddy was very much awake. He was awake and he was cross.

“What are you doing with my drink you little bitch?”. Th little girl didn't know what that word meant but knew it wasn't nice. Why was Daddy cross with her? Then it came. A mighty blow across her cheek. She didn;t have time to register anything but her knees giving way. The next sensation was a pounding in her head. She couldn't see. She didn't understand. Had Daddy hit her? Then she was being scooped up. Not kindly like she was accustomed to, but roughly, carelessly. Daddy was carrying her somewhere … but wasn't walking very well. She hit her head again on the kitchen wall, where the pantry was. She still couldn't see properly Her head was throbbing.

Then Daddy opened the back door. He put his head really close to the little girl's head and told her “Get out of my house and dont come back!”.

Then he threw her into the back yard and closed the door. Ahe heard it lock.


She climbed into the car that was parked in the carport. It was cold and her head hurt. Her knee was bleeding.

Her Mummy never came looking for her.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:55am
That is  very real  Mothra. It might be described as confronting even--I really like it, but leaves me feeling kind of bereft I have to say.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:03am
Well done Mothra. A well-written story. Some technical comments... some of your punctuation is missing and dialogue belongs in its own paragraph. Internal dialogue should in this case be italicised.

But all in all, well done and thank you for stepping up to the plate.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:04am

Agnes wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:55am:
That is  very real  Mothra. It might be described as confronting even--I really like it, but leaves me feeling kind of bereft I have to say.



It's designed to do that, Agnes.

I wanted the reader to consider where things would go for that little girl and her family.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:09am

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:04am:

Agnes wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:55am:
That is  very real  Mothra. It might be described as confronting even--I really like it, but leaves me feeling kind of bereft I have to say.



It's designed to do that, Agnes.

I wanted the reader to consider where things would go for that little girl and her family.


What would make a compelling novel or min-novel is to use that as a prologue to a story of the girl's life. The key to any good novel is to grab the readers attention in the first few pages. If you dont, they will never read the rest. Publishers are worse. You get 2 sentences to grab them and unless you can write "it was the best of times. It was the worst of times" you will never get a contract. That is why Harry Potter struggled to get pubished - because you need to read 15 pages before you get to the good stuff and publishers have the attention span of a gnat.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Frank on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:58am
There is s nicely vulgar joke about Christ: the night before he was arrested and crucified, his followers started to worry — Christ was still a virgin; wouldn't it be nice to have him experience a little bit of pleasure before he dies? So they asked Mary Magdalene to go to the tent where Christ was resting and seduce him; Mary said she would do it gladly and went in, but five minutes later, she ran out screaming, terrified and furious. The followers asked her what went wrong, and she explained: "I slowly undressed, spread my legs and showed Christ my pussy; he looked at it, said 'What a terrible wound! It should be healed!' and gently put his palm on it."

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:06pm

Frank wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:58am:
There is s nicely vulgar joke about Christ: the night before he was arrested and crucified, his followers started to worry — Christ was still a virgin; wouldn't it be nice to have him experience a little bit of pleasure before he dies? So they asked Mary Magdalene to go to the tent where Christ was resting and seduce him; Mary said she would do it gladly and went in, but five minutes later, she ran out screaming, terrified and furious. The followers asked her what went wrong, and she explained: "I slowly undressed, spread my legs and showed Christ my pussy; he looked at it, said 'What a terrible wound! It should be healed!' and gently put his palm on it."


Oh my, it's no wonder you Lutherans like Donald Trump so.

You're following in the footsteps of your prophet, no?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:11pm

Frank wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:58am:
There is s nicely vulgar joke about Christ: the night before he was arrested and crucified, his followers started to worry — Christ was still a virgin; wouldn't it be nice to have him experience a little bit of pleasure before he dies? So they asked Mary Magdalene to go to the tent where Christ was resting and seduce him; Mary said she would do it gladly and went in, but five minutes later, she ran out screaming, terrified and furious. The followers asked her what went wrong, and she explained: "I slowly undressed, spread my legs and showed Christ my pussy; he looked at it, said 'What a terrible wound! It should be healed!' and gently put his palm on it."


you are a disgrace and you seem to be incapable of posting on topic.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:15pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:03am:
Well done Mothra. A well-written story. Some technical comments... some of your punctuation is missing and dialogue belongs in its own paragraph. Internal dialogue should in this case be italicised.

But all in all, well done and thank you for stepping up to the plate.



Thanks Longy, but it's not part of the writing challenge. It was just to prove i could fire something off within an hour.

The rules for the writing challenge are yet to be established.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:17pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:03am:
Well done Mothra. A well-written story. Some technical comments... some of your punctuation is missing and dialogue belongs in its own paragraph. Internal dialogue should in this case be italicised.

But all in all, well done and thank you for stepping up to the plate.



it reads better than your attempt doofus  :D :D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:22pm

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:15pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:03am:
Well done Mothra. A well-written story. Some technical comments... some of your punctuation is missing and dialogue belongs in its own paragraph. Internal dialogue should in this case be italicised.

But all in all, well done and thank you for stepping up to the plate.



Thanks Longy, but it's not part of the writing challenge. It was just to prove i could fire something off within an hour.

The rules for the writing challenge are yet to be established.



There will NEVER be proper rules established for the writing challenge. Never. Because Karnal will never agree to anything or treat it even remotely seriously. Stupid Aussie will want to have some control over it rather than actively participate. And best of all... the topics. So far, every proposed topic by Karnal and fake-lawyer are designed simply to be offensive and disgusting. They have no interest in an actual competition but rather their usual ploy of abuse and criticism while contributing nothing of worth.

I could very easily establish a reasonable writing competition with fair and proper rules and topics. But then I would be the only competitor.  Not that it would be any different to last time where only Gandalf and I participated.

Karnal and Aussie are just wannabe tossers. You at least put yourself out there and are to be congratulated.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:37pm

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Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:37pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:22pm:
There will NEVER be proper rules established for the writing challenge. Never.


not while you keep running away there won't be.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:37pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:22pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:15pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:03am:
Well done Mothra. A well-written story. Some technical comments... some of your punctuation is missing and dialogue belongs in its own paragraph. Internal dialogue should in this case be italicised.

But all in all, well done and thank you for stepping up to the plate.



Thanks Longy, but it's not part of the writing challenge. It was just to prove i could fire something off within an hour.

The rules for the writing challenge are yet to be established.



There will NEVER be proper rules established for the writing challenge. Never.


Here's the challenge, Longy:


longweekend58 wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 10:03am:
It would be fair to say that most debates on here are rarely anything even close to the meaning of the word. For some, their only mission in life is to oppose what the other party says without any reference to the merits (or otherwise) of the policy. The true challenge is when you are asked to make an argument for a policy you actually oppose and this happens in real life more often than you would think. Marketers are asked to write copy for products or services they dont like or even detest. Politicians are often asked to publicly support policies they private oppose, sometimes vehemently.

Being asked to prepare a defense for a position you normally oppose can stretch not only your abilities, but also your preconceptions. It wouldn't be the first time that someone asked to do this makes such a compelling argument that they end up changing their own position. It is easy to make an argument for what you believe in. Making an argument for what you oppose develops skills and exposes ability and bias. It forces you to not just read the opposing argument, but to understand it.

Now, we have tried before to get something like this started and those with ability to be part of it declined to participate. So let's try again.

The challenge is simple: write a 600-1500 word article on a topic where you support a position you would normally be opposed to. It can be an opinion article or it can be more of a research-type effort. It is all up to you, including the topic.  Post it in the General forum and see how it fares.

NOTE: there are no winners and losers. The only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum and claim someone plagiarised or didnt write the article (as Karnal and Aussie did). It is about making effort, not producing War and Peace. Some are far better writers than others, but that's also not the point. It is about the exercise of looking over the ideological fence and spending some time walking (and writing) in their shoes.

This can be fun, challenging and mutually entertaining. The only way it can fail is for people to refuse to participate.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:38pm

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Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:42pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:37pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:22pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:15pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:03am:
Well done Mothra. A well-written story. Some technical comments... some of your punctuation is missing and dialogue belongs in its own paragraph. Internal dialogue should in this case be italicised.

But all in all, well done and thank you for stepping up to the plate.



Thanks Longy, but it's not part of the writing challenge. It was just to prove i could fire something off within an hour.

The rules for the writing challenge are yet to be established.



There will NEVER be proper rules established for the writing challenge. Never.


Here's the challenge, Longy:


longweekend58 wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 10:03am:
It would be fair to say that most debates on here are rarely anything even close to the meaning of the word. For some, their only mission in life is to oppose what the other party says without any reference to the merits (or otherwise) of the policy. The true challenge is when you are asked to make an argument for a policy you actually oppose and this happens in real life more often than you would think. Marketers are asked to write copy for products or services they dont like or even detest. Politicians are often asked to publicly support policies they private oppose, sometimes vehemently.

Being asked to prepare a defense for a position you normally oppose can stretch not only your abilities, but also your preconceptions. It wouldn't be the first time that someone asked to do this makes such a compelling argument that they end up changing their own position. It is easy to make an argument for what you believe in. Making an argument for what you oppose develops skills and exposes ability and bias. It forces you to not just read the opposing argument, but to understand it.

Now, we have tried before to get something like this started and those with ability to be part of it declined to participate. So let's try again.

The challenge is simple: write a 600-1500 word article on a topic where you support a position you would normally be opposed to. It can be an opinion article or it can be more of a research-type effort. It is all up to you, including the topic.  Post it in the General forum and see how it fares.

NOTE: there are no winners and losers. The only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum and claim someone plagiarised or didnt write the article (as Karnal and Aussie did). It is about making effort, not producing War and Peace. Some are far better writers than others, but that's also not the point. It is about the exercise of looking over the ideological fence and spending some time walking (and writing) in their shoes.

This can be fun, challenging and mutually entertaining. The only way it can fail is for people to refuse to participate.


But, melielongtime insists you never wrote your piece!  He may have changed his mind.  Let's ask him.

Have you changed your mind about that, melielongtime?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:52pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.

you haven't read the Koran either, does that mean it doesn't exist?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:54pm
It's funny in a way if it weren't so indicative of the poor standards of character and integrity by a handful of posters. it is exceedingly simple to prove the existence of the alleged Karnal writing submission and yet they dont do it. Reason? Well an unbiased observer would conclude that it doesnt exist.

IM happy to write. Im happy to compete but at the moment there are no competitors and none with the guts to take me on.  I know I am very good at this, but I figured someone, somewhere might have the character to engage the competition.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:56pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)


melielongtime?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:54pm:
It's funny in a way if it weren't so indicative of the poor standards of character and integrity by a handful of posters



especially those that issue challenges, set the rules, then when they look like losing change the rules,  pretend not to see things and  run away ..


no character or integrity at all.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:06pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


Damn.....he's run away.  Maybe mariacostel will answer for him.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 2:01pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


He did, Aussie. He also said that if produced, he would recant. I assume Longy means he would apologize for telling fibs. And we all know how hard that would be for a person with Longy's integrity.

It's a pity that my essay has been lost to the sands of time, but do you know? I'm grateful. I'd hate to see someone with Longy's values and integrity forced into a humiliating expression of humility like this. It would mean confessing to repeatedly telling a lie - over a number of years. It would prove Longy to be so vain and cowardly that he has to resort to such lies to get out of his own challenge. Just imagine - Longy's sole reason for avoiding his challenge is that I would bail out - that I'm not a worthy contender - that I couldn't write a serious piece of writing if I tried. Longy would be forced into a public apology and pleading for our forgiveness.

Or not. A more likely response would be Longy's disappearance.

I'm glad we'll never get to see that, Aussie. We've only just gotten Longy back. I'd hate to see him go into hiding again.

No, let's let bygones be bygones and be satisfied that Longy can produce the odd short story - even if it's not on the General board where all can read it. Let's be happy with that. Longy might not be able to write a 600 to 1200 word essay in support of something he disagrees with, but he can write prose - with punctuation.

Let's just leave it at that.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:06pm
You are right karnal.  It is clear.  melielongtime definitely said, many times, you did not write your piece which was supposed to be on Shorten.


Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #2 - Yesterday at 9:37am   

And the usual idiocy continues. karnal refused to submit an entry last time. And there is no way I (or anyone else) would want to put their efforts in front of a imbecile like fake-lawyer.

Come back when 1) you have submitted your entry from last time and 2) when you learn the right way to run a competition.




Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #23 - Yesterday at 11:11am   


Absolutely. it is quite entertaining watching the usual suspects playing their usual games. Karnal is utterly incapable of a serious post and so I have no idea if he could write seriously since he has never yet done so. And no one in their right mind would put Aussie in charge of anything. He reeks envy and bitterness all wrapped up in a nice, tight bundle of ignorance.




Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #88 - Yesterday at 1:55pm   

I could submit that right now since it is finished.  I dont expect you or Karnal or anyone else to bother writing. Didnt last time,. Wont this time.



Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #96 - Yesterday at 2:21pm   

You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either. You refused to submit something last time so I am going it alone and submitting a short story. Read it, dont read it. Dont care. All I know is that YOU will never submit a peice of work because ironically, you ARE a piece of work.



Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #100 - Yesterday at 3:27pm   

im still waiting for you alleged FIRST article that no one has ever seen.



Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #147 - Yesterday at 9:10pm   

Aussie wrote Yesterday at 7:41pm:

The threshold problem we have have here is that Karnal is happy to write on any subject. Melielongtime is not, as he wants to select his own, one he is comfortable with.  Odd position for a 'writer' to take but there ya go.

melielongtime replied:

how would you know since he has never written on ANY topic?



Quote:
Reply # 183 at 7.49 am today:

He didnt post it where it could be read and has repeatedly refused to do so. The only person who has said he wrote anythign at all is you and your credibility is only slightly above that of green_snot.

If he did indeed write something he wouldnt be ashamed to actually publish it on here - but he didnt.



Quote:
Reply #217 today at 11.22a.m.

Not that it would be any different to last time where only Gandalf and I participated.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:15pm
It takes a long time to write up posts such as that Aussie.. do you even have time to eat/sleep or go to the shops..?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:20pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 2:01pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


He did, Aussie. He also said that if produced, he would recant. I assume Longy means he would apologize for telling fibs. And we all know how hard that would be for a person with Longy's integrity.

It's a pity that my essay has been lost to the sands of time, but do you know? I'm grateful. I'd hate to see someone with Longy's values and integrity forced into a humiliating expression of humility like this. It would mean confessing to repeatedly telling a lie - over a number of years. It would prove Longy to be so vain and cowardly that he has to resort to such lies to get out of his own challenge. Just imagine - Longy's sole reason for avoiding his challenge is that I would bail out - that I'm not a worthy contender - that I couldn't write a serious piece of writing if I tried. Longy would be forced into a public apology and pleading for our forgiveness.

Or not. A more likely response would be Longy's disappearance.

I'm glad we'll never get to see that, Aussie. We've only just gotten Longy back. I'd hate to see him go into hiding again.

No, let's let bygones be bygones and be satisfied that Longy can produce the odd short story - even if it's not on the General board where all can read it. Let's be happy with that. Longy might not be able to write a 600 to 1200 word essay in support of something he disagrees with, but he can write prose - with punctuation.

Let's just leave it at that.



oh how convenient! serious, how stupid do you think we all are. Apparently it was posted and therefore should be available by the search engine. And writers tend to save and backup their original work. Liars however, are denied that possibiility.

liar

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:24pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:06pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


Damn.....he's run away.  Maybe mariacostel will answer for him.



UNlike you, I have a life and was out with my wife at lunch.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:25pm
IRONIC TO SAY THE LEAST. I received today my paperback proof of my first childrens novel in paperback. 320 pages, 86000 words for reading ages 12-15.  Sci-fi.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:26pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


yep

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:26pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:20pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 2:01pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


He did, Aussie. He also said that if produced, he would recant. I assume Longy means he would apologize for telling fibs. And we all know how hard that would be for a person with Longy's integrity.

It's a pity that my essay has been lost to the sands of time, but do you know? I'm grateful. I'd hate to see someone with Longy's values and integrity forced into a humiliating expression of humility like this. It would mean confessing to repeatedly telling a lie - over a number of years. It would prove Longy to be so vain and cowardly that he has to resort to such lies to get out of his own challenge. Just imagine - Longy's sole reason for avoiding his challenge is that I would bail out - that I'm not a worthy contender - that I couldn't write a serious piece of writing if I tried. Longy would be forced into a public apology and pleading for our forgiveness.

Or not. A more likely response would be Longy's disappearance.

I'm glad we'll never get to see that, Aussie. We've only just gotten Longy back. I'd hate to see him go into hiding again.

No, let's let bygones be bygones and be satisfied that Longy can produce the odd short story - even if it's not on the General board where all can read it. Let's be happy with that. Longy might not be able to write a 600 to 1200 word essay in support of something he disagrees with, but he can write prose - with punctuation.

Let's just leave it at that.



oh how convenient! serious, how stupid do you think we all are. Apparently it was posted and therefore should be available by the search engine. And writers tend to save and backup their original work. Liars however, are denied that possibiility.

liar


Gee, Longy, that's a bit unfair. I'm sure I remember posting my contribution. How can you be so sure that I'm not mistaken?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:27pm

Agnes wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:15pm:
It takes a long time to write up posts such as that Aussie.. do you even have time to eat/sleep or go to the shops..?


If you know how to do it (using Word) it takes no time at all, Agnes.

karnal:


Quote:
Gee, Longy, that's a bit unfair. I'm sure I remember posting my contribution. How can you be so sure that I'm not mistaken?


I guess you must have forgotten to post it, hey?

melielongtime ~ that's not very nice to be calling karnal a liar!

What did he lie about?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:28pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:24pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:06pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


Damn.....he's run away.  Maybe mariacostel will answer for him.



UNlike you, I have a life and was out with my wife at lunch.


We're just glad you're back, Longy.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:32pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:25pm:
IRONIC TO SAY THE LEAST. I received today my paperback proof of my first childrens novel in paperback. 320 pages, 86000 words for reading ages 12-15.  Sci-fi.


Got a preview?  Some books offer a preview online....

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:41pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:32pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:25pm:
IRONIC TO SAY THE LEAST. I received today my paperback proof of my first childrens novel in paperback. 320 pages, 86000 words for reading ages 12-15.  Sci-fi.


Got a preview?  Some books offer a preview online....


Longy won't show us his work here, Grappler. He issues writing challenges instead.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:43pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:32pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:25pm:
IRONIC TO SAY THE LEAST. I received today my paperback proof of my first childrens novel in paperback. 320 pages, 86000 words for reading ages 12-15.  Sci-fi.


Got a preview?  Some books offer a preview online....


I dont wish to reveal my real name thanks. Especially among the lame psychotics here. I am very pleased with it as you would imagine. Ive got paperbacks of my psychology books but this is my first in print novel.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:44pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:26pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:20pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 2:01pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


He did, Aussie. He also said that if produced, he would recant. I assume Longy means he would apologize for telling fibs. And we all know how hard that would be for a person with Longy's integrity.

It's a pity that my essay has been lost to the sands of time, but do you know? I'm grateful. I'd hate to see someone with Longy's values and integrity forced into a humiliating expression of humility like this. It would mean confessing to repeatedly telling a lie - over a number of years. It would prove Longy to be so vain and cowardly that he has to resort to such lies to get out of his own challenge. Just imagine - Longy's sole reason for avoiding his challenge is that I would bail out - that I'm not a worthy contender - that I couldn't write a serious piece of writing if I tried. Longy would be forced into a public apology and pleading for our forgiveness.

Or not. A more likely response would be Longy's disappearance.

I'm glad we'll never get to see that, Aussie. We've only just gotten Longy back. I'd hate to see him go into hiding again.

No, let's let bygones be bygones and be satisfied that Longy can produce the odd short story - even if it's not on the General board where all can read it. Let's be happy with that. Longy might not be able to write a 600 to 1200 word essay in support of something he disagrees with, but he can write prose - with punctuation.

Let's just leave it at that.



oh how convenient! serious, how stupid do you think we all are. Apparently it was posted and therefore should be available by the search engine. And writers tend to save and backup their original work. Liars however, are denied that possibiility.

liar


Gee, Longy, that's a bit unfair. I'm sure I remember posting my contribution. How can you be so sure that I'm not mistaken?


No evidence you ever wrote it and since it has mysteriously 'disappeared' even from the ozpol search engine... I will happily say you lied. Should be easy to prove me wrong if indeed you didnt lie.  But you did.

liar

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:46pm

Quote:
No evidence you ever wrote it and since it has mysteriously 'disappeared' even from the ozpol search engine... I will happily say you lied. Should be easy to prove me wrong if indeed you didnt lie.  But you did.

liar


But....what did he lie about?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:47pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:06pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


Damn.....he's run away.  Maybe mariacostel will answer for him.



Read the Honour Roll.....

Swagman.... (ting)........

mariacostel .... (ting).........


As the endless list of names went on and on, I was finding it hard to recall their faces... so many replacements... so many casualties.... and God knows that being a good or a bad OzTrooper had nothing to do with it... blind luck... whatever.... I could remember Swaggie knocking back a cold beer... but his face was a cloud of mist on my memory.... even his voice.. his laugh....all sounded like dust blowing in the wind in my memory..... he was gone and that was all there was to it....

Maria... damn... she was such a short-timer she never even got a chance to stain her bedroll with sweat or even once piss her pants during a firefight..... vanished without trace... nobody knew if she'd deserted.... deserted to where?  Oh, yeah - I could just see her forking her eyeballs out with some sleaze back in the ville..... or being forked like some sleaze.... just didn't fit.... so she was just another ghost..... taken by ghosts in the middle of a dark night.....

I almost stood up and left the chapel then and there.. but I had to hold up my position.. my exalted rank... something I'd never have seen in a million years if... if so many hadn't gone down along the way..... rank hath its privileges... but it also has its burdens....

We were all waiting for Chaplain Longie to finish his droning monologue and end this endless list of the gone...... I needed a drink.......

The list went on and on..... like drops of tears falling in a steady drizzle, tears of acid eating at each person's soul and leaving scars that never healed and would always show.... the puckered, running plastic skin of acid burn, like that napalmed pig at .......... wherever it was.... some sucking joint that nobody wanted or cared about.... now nothing at all but a ruin scorched and bare of life ...

I pushed that thought away... Longie was raising his hands to Heaven.. getting near the end of the sermon..... and I almost leapt to my feet .. too early though... just a few seconds more.....

"... and may the Good Lord Almighty Favour their Warrior Souls with his Eternal Grace... AMEN!"

Amen...............................

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:49pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:47pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:06pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


Damn.....he's run away.  Maybe mariacostel will answer for him.



Read the Honour Roll.....

Swagman.... (ting)........

mariacostel .... (ting).........


As the endless list of names went on and on, I was finding it hard to recall their faces... so many replacements... so many casualties.... and God knows that being a good or a bad OzTrooper had nothing to do with it... blind luck... whatever.... I could remember Swaggie knocking back a cold beer... but his face was a cloud of mist on my memory.... even his voice.. his laugh....all sounded like dust blowing in the wind in my memory..... he was gone and that was all there was to it....

Maria... damn... she was such a short-timer she never even got a chance to stain her bedroll with sweat or even once piss her pants during a firefight..... vanished without trace... nobody knew if she'd deserted.... deserted to where?  Oh, yeah - I could just see her forking her eyeballs out with some sleaze back in the ville..... or being forked like some sleaze.... just didn't fit.... so she was just another ghost..... taken by ghosts in the middle of a dark night.....

I almost stood up and left the chapel then and there.. but I had to hold up my position.. my exalted rank... something I'd never have seen in a million years if... if so many hadn't gone down along the way..... rank hath its privileges... but it also has its burdens....

We were all waiting for Chaplain Longie to finish his droning monologue and end this endless list of the gone...... I needed a drink.......

The list went on and on..... like drops of tears falling in a steady drizzle, tears of acid eating at each person's soul and leaving scars that never healed and would always show.... the puckered, running plastic skin of acid burn, like that napalmed pig at .......... wherever it was.... some sucking joint that nobody wanted or cared about.... now nothing at all but a ruin scorched and bare of life ...

I pushed that thought away... Longie was raising his hands to Heaven.. getting near the end of the sermon..... and I almost leapt to my feet .. too early though... just a few seconds more.....

"... and may the Good Lord Almighty Favour their Warrior Souls with his Eternal Grace... AMEN!"

Amen...............................


so now you are adding swagman to the list of my alleged socks?  well thats a new one. Last I heard from idiots like skippy, I was EVERY SINGLE right wing conservative poster here.  it only makes you look silly with claims like that.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:50pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:27pm:

Agnes wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:15pm:
It takes a long time to write up posts such as that Aussie.. do you even have time to eat/sleep or go to the shops..?


If you know how to do it (using Word) it takes no time at all, Agnes.

karnal:


Quote:
Gee, Longy, that's a bit unfair. I'm sure I remember posting my contribution. How can you be so sure that I'm not mistaken?


I guess you must have forgotten to post it, hey?

melielongtime ~ that's not very nice to be calling karnal a liar!


I'm sure Longy meant to say I made a simple mistake, Aussie. He sometimes types fast and gets the letters the wrong way around.

Let's face it, accusing someone of lying on a public board is a very serious matter. It may well be criminal. Longy has integrity. He would never do such a thing without considerable evidence.

Imagine someone lying about another member - forcefully and repeatedly - just to get out of a challenge they initiated themselves. It's unthinkable. I can't imagine the sort of person that would do such a thing. Imagine the vanity and cowardice required to cut and paste a phony essay, issue a fake writing challenge, and then refuse to participate in it on the basis that the competition never submitted an entry in the first place - all to save face in the presence of a superior writer.

I'm sorry, Aussie. I just can't see Longy doing that. He is, as he says, that good.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:51pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:49pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:47pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:06pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


Damn.....he's run away.  Maybe mariacostel will answer for him.



Read the Honour Roll.....

Swagman.... (ting)........

mariacostel .... (ting).........


As the endless list of names went on and on, I was finding it hard to recall their faces... so many replacements... so many casualties.... and God knows that being a good or a bad OzTrooper had nothing to do with it... blind luck... whatever.... I could remember Swaggie knocking back a cold beer... but his face was a cloud of mist on my memory.... even his voice.. his laugh....all sounded like dust blowing in the wind in my memory..... he was gone and that was all there was to it....

Maria... damn... she was such a short-timer she never even got a chance to stain her bedroll with sweat or even once piss her pants during a firefight..... vanished without trace... nobody knew if she'd deserted.... deserted to where?  Oh, yeah - I could just see her forking her eyeballs out with some sleaze back in the ville..... or being forked like some sleaze.... just didn't fit.... so she was just another ghost..... taken by ghosts in the middle of a dark night.....

I almost stood up and left the chapel then and there.. but I had to hold up my position.. my exalted rank... something I'd never have seen in a million years if... if so many hadn't gone down along the way..... rank hath its privileges... but it also has its burdens....

We were all waiting for Chaplain Longie to finish his droning monologue and end this endless list of the gone...... I needed a drink.......

The list went on and on..... like drops of tears falling in a steady drizzle, tears of acid eating at each person's soul and leaving scars that never healed and would always show.... the puckered, running plastic skin of acid burn, like that napalmed pig at .......... wherever it was.... some sucking joint that nobody wanted or cared about.... now nothing at all but a ruin scorched and bare of life ...

I pushed that thought away... Longie was raising his hands to Heaven.. getting near the end of the sermon..... and I almost leapt to my feet .. too early though... just a few seconds more.....

"... and may the Good Lord Almighty Favour their Warrior Souls with his Eternal Grace... AMEN!"

Amen...............................


so now you are adding swagman to the list of my alleged socks?  well thats a new one. Last I heard from idiots like skippy, I was EVERY SINGLE right wing conservative poster here.  it only makes you look silly with claims like that.



Never thought or said that... always thought Swaggie was an independent... maria?  Well - only the shadow knows, eh, but you do keep trying on that cap....

You're jumping to conclusions again...... without any support for your stated position...

Methinks the Longie doth protest too much......  :o :o

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Neferti on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:02pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:27pm:
If you know how to do it (using Word) it takes no time at all, Agnes.





;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:03pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:51pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:49pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:47pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:06pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


Damn.....he's run away.  Maybe mariacostel will answer for him.



Read the Honour Roll.....

Swagman.... (ting)........

mariacostel .... (ting).........


As the endless list of names went on and on, I was finding it hard to recall their faces... so many replacements... so many casualties.... and God knows that being a good or a bad OzTrooper had nothing to do with it... blind luck... whatever.... I could remember Swaggie knocking back a cold beer... but his face was a cloud of mist on my memory.... even his voice.. his laugh....all sounded like dust blowing in the wind in my memory..... he was gone and that was all there was to it....

Maria... damn... she was such a short-timer she never even got a chance to stain her bedroll with sweat or even once piss her pants during a firefight..... vanished without trace... nobody knew if she'd deserted.... deserted to where?  Oh, yeah - I could just see her forking her eyeballs out with some sleaze back in the ville..... or being forked like some sleaze.... just didn't fit.... so she was just another ghost..... taken by ghosts in the middle of a dark night.....

I almost stood up and left the chapel then and there.. but I had to hold up my position.. my exalted rank... something I'd never have seen in a million years if... if so many hadn't gone down along the way..... rank hath its privileges... but it also has its burdens....

We were all waiting for Chaplain Longie to finish his droning monologue and end this endless list of the gone...... I needed a drink.......

The list went on and on..... like drops of tears falling in a steady drizzle, tears of acid eating at each person's soul and leaving scars that never healed and would always show.... the puckered, running plastic skin of acid burn, like that napalmed pig at .......... wherever it was.... some sucking joint that nobody wanted or cared about.... now nothing at all but a ruin scorched and bare of life ...

I pushed that thought away... Longie was raising his hands to Heaven.. getting near the end of the sermon..... and I almost leapt to my feet .. too early though... just a few seconds more.....

"... and may the Good Lord Almighty Favour their Warrior Souls with his Eternal Grace... AMEN!"

Amen...............................


so now you are adding swagman to the list of my alleged socks?  well thats a new one. Last I heard from idiots like skippy, I was EVERY SINGLE right wing conservative poster here.  it only makes you look silly with claims like that.



Never thought or said that... always thought Swaggie was an independent... maria?  Well - only the shadow knows, eh, but you do keep trying on that cap....

You're jumping to conclusions again...... without any support for your stated position...

Methinks the Longie doth protest too much......  :o :o


Maybe if you wrote clearly in stead of obtusely people wouldnt misunderstand what you intend to say. Clear precise communication shouldnt be hard, but you rarely do it.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:07pm
melielongtime, what was it that karnal lied about?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:09pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:03pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:51pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:49pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:47pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 1:06pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:57pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:55pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:53pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:28pm:
melielongtime, do you still insist that karnal did not write his piece on Shorten, and that people, including yourself, could therefore not read it, or were you fibbing about all that....again?


I never read it and the repeated refusal by Karnal et al to produce this alleged article is strong evidence it never existed. If someone can actually produce it then I will recant, but for now, no evidence has been produced or any effort made to do so.

Over to you, fake-lawyer.


Why then were you posting comments about the poor quality of what you say not only never existed, but if it did, you never read it?

8-)



Produce Karnal's article or bugger off to the taxi-rank where you belong.


Do you still say he never wrote it? 


Damn.....he's run away.  Maybe mariacostel will answer for him.



Read the Honour Roll.....

Swagman.... (ting)........

mariacostel .... (ting).........


As the endless list of names went on and on, I was finding it hard to recall their faces... so many replacements... so many casualties.... and God knows that being a good or a bad OzTrooper had nothing to do with it... blind luck... whatever.... I could remember Swaggie knocking back a cold beer... but his face was a cloud of mist on my memory.... even his voice.. his laugh....all sounded like dust blowing in the wind in my memory..... he was gone and that was all there was to it....

Maria... damn... she was such a short-timer she never even got a chance to stain her bedroll with sweat or even once piss her pants during a firefight..... vanished without trace... nobody knew if she'd deserted.... deserted to where?  Oh, yeah - I could just see her forking her eyeballs out with some sleaze back in the ville..... or being forked like some sleaze.... just didn't fit.... so she was just another ghost..... taken by ghosts in the middle of a dark night.....

I almost stood up and left the chapel then and there.. but I had to hold up my position.. my exalted rank... something I'd never have seen in a million years if... if so many hadn't gone down along the way..... rank hath its privileges... but it also has its burdens....

We were all waiting for Chaplain Longie to finish his droning monologue and end this endless list of the gone...... I needed a drink.......

The list went on and on..... like drops of tears falling in a steady drizzle, tears of acid eating at each person's soul and leaving scars that never healed and would always show.... the puckered, running plastic skin of acid burn, like that napalmed pig at .......... wherever it was.... some sucking joint that nobody wanted or cared about.... now nothing at all but a ruin scorched and bare of life ...

I pushed that thought away... Longie was raising his hands to Heaven.. getting near the end of the sermon..... and I almost leapt to my feet .. too early though... just a few seconds more.....

"... and may the Good Lord Almighty Favour their Warrior Souls with his Eternal Grace... AMEN!"

Amen...............................


so now you are adding swagman to the list of my alleged socks?  well thats a new one. Last I heard from idiots like skippy, I was EVERY SINGLE right wing conservative poster here.  it only makes you look silly with claims like that.



Never thought or said that... always thought Swaggie was an independent... maria?  Well - only the shadow knows, eh, but you do keep trying on that cap....

You're jumping to conclusions again...... without any support for your stated position...

Methinks the Longie doth protest too much......  :o :o


Maybe if you wrote clearly in stead of obtusely people wouldnt misunderstand what you intend to say. Clear precise communication shouldnt be hard, but you rarely do it.


I understood Grappler to be saying you were Maria Costal, Longy.

Imagine someone lying about their identity like that. Unthinkable.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:13pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:07pm:
melielongtime, what was it that karnal lied about?


Longy didn't mean anything by it, Aussie. I'm sure he's just tired.

Where have I ever said I participated in a writing challenge?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:32pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:43pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:32pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:25pm:
IRONIC TO SAY THE LEAST. I received today my paperback proof of my first childrens novel in paperback. 320 pages, 86000 words for reading ages 12-15.  Sci-fi.


Got a preview?  Some books offer a preview online....


I dont wish to reveal my real name thanks. Especially among the lame psychotics here. I am very pleased with it as you would imagine. Ive got paperbacks of my psychology books but this is my first in print novel.


That's interesting, Longy. I can't see why you would ever lie about something like this. After all, we all know you're a writer. We saw that piece of work from that seniors' writing class you did. It only took 45 minutes to write, too.

It's just a pity it disappeared - you'd be able to pull it out and show people any time they question your writing ability.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:33pm
It's time to land this fish.

On at least NINE occasions, melielongtime, in the last 48 hours, has insisted karnal never wrote his piece on Shorten in the previous writing challenge of 2015.  He has even gone so far as accusing karnal of being a liar for contending that he had.

Well,

It was only yesterday that I posted that if I am aiming my rifle at you, you can bet the thing is cocked, primed, the flint works, the powder is dry, the ball is in, and the holding wad in place.

It was fun getting this fish to bite, and bite so hard, so often that he is now gang hooked and cannot get away.

Well, melielogtime (how apt is that name) look what was in the backpocket all the time.

Link.

Well played, karnal!

melielogtime......on your knees and beg forgiveness, big time.

Enjoy the moment, karnal.

;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:51pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:33pm:
It's time to land this fish.

On at least NINE occasions, melielongtime, in the last 48 hours, has insisted karnal never wrote his piece on Shorten in the previous writing challenge of 2015.  He has even gone so far as accusing karnal of being a liar for contending that he had.

Well,

It was only yesterday that I posted that if I am aiming my rifle at you, you can bet the thing is cocked, primed, the flint works, the powder is dry, the ball is in, and the holding wad in place.

It was fun getting this fish to bite, and bite so hard, so often that he is now gang hooked and cannot get away.

Well, melielogtime (how apt is that name) look what was in the backpocket all the time.

Link.

Well played, karnal!

melielogtime......on your knees and beg forgiveness, big time.

Enjoy the moment, karnal.

;D ;D ;D ;D



Enjoy what moment, fake-lawyer?  I have repeatedly said that I would recant if evidence was produced and yet you continued to refuse.

No wonder you were disbarred. you are a crap lawyer and a pretty unpleasant person as well.


and lookee.... only took you 18 months to deliver.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:56pm
Now in summary: it was moderately well written although focussed on Abbott far more than it should. AS for the kind of place where it would be suited for publication, it would never see the light of day in a major or serious publication as it is light on facts and very deep on personal opinion. For a blog, it is better than average, but as a professional article it is a profound disappointment.

Most apparent failing is that it is self-centred and way too much Karnal comes through and far too little fact and helpful opinion. As even JS mentioned, it lacks conviction and belief. A reader would not be swayed by your argument which in an opinion piece is deadly.

But at least you wrote it and after only 18 months admitted where it was.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:58pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 10:03am:
It would be fair to say that most debates on here are rarely anything even close to the meaning of the word. For some, their only mission in life is to oppose what the other party says without any reference to the merits (or otherwise) of the policy. The true challenge is when you are asked to make an argument for a policy you actually oppose and this happens in real life more often than you would think. Marketers are asked to write copy for products or services they dont like or even detest. Politicians are often asked to publicly support policies they private oppose, sometimes vehemently.

Being asked to prepare a defense for a position you normally oppose can stretch not only your abilities, but also your preconceptions. It wouldn't be the first time that someone asked to do this makes such a compelling argument that they end up changing their own position. It is easy to make an argument for what you believe in. Making an argument for what you oppose develops skills and exposes ability and bias. It forces you to not just read the opposing argument, but to understand it.

Now, we have tried before to get something like this started and those with ability to be part of it declined to participate. So let's try again.

The challenge is simple: write a 600-1500 word article on a topic where you support a position you would normally be opposed to. It can be an opinion article or it can be more of a research-type effort. It is all up to you, including the topic.  Post it in the General forum and see how it fares.

NOTE: there are no winners and losers. The only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum and claim someone plagiarised or didnt write the article (as Karnal and Aussie did). It is about making effort, not producing War and Peace. Some are far better writers than others, but that's also not the point. It is about the exercise of looking over the ideological fence and spending some time walking (and writing) in their shoes.

This can be fun, challenging and mutually entertaining. The only way it can fail is for people to refuse to participate.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:00pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:06pm:
You are right karnal.  It is clear.  melielongtime definitely said, many times, you did not write your piece which was supposed to be on Shorten.


Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #2 - Yesterday at 9:37am   

And the usual idiocy continues. karnal refused to submit an entry last time. And there is no way I (or anyone else) would want to put their efforts in front of a imbecile like fake-lawyer.

Come back when 1) you have submitted your entry from last time and 2) when you learn the right way to run a competition.



[quote]Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #23 - Yesterday at 11:11am   


Absolutely. it is quite entertaining watching the usual suspects playing their usual games. Karnal is utterly incapable of a serious post and so I have no idea if he could write seriously since he has never yet done so. And no one in their right mind would put Aussie in charge of anything. He reeks envy and bitterness all wrapped up in a nice, tight bundle of ignorance.




Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #88 - Yesterday at 1:55pm   

I could submit that right now since it is finished.  I dont expect you or Karnal or anyone else to bother writing. Didnt last time,. Wont this time.



Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #96 - Yesterday at 2:21pm   

You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either. You refused to submit something last time so I am going it alone and submitting a short story. Read it, dont read it. Dont care. All I know is that YOU will never submit a peice of work because ironically, you ARE a piece of work.



Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #100 - Yesterday at 3:27pm   

im still waiting for you alleged FIRST article that no one has ever seen.



Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #147 - Yesterday at 9:10pm   

Aussie wrote Yesterday at 7:41pm:

The threshold problem we have have here is that Karnal is happy to write on any subject. Melielongtime is not, as he wants to select his own, one he is comfortable with.  Odd position for a 'writer' to take but there ya go.

melielongtime replied:

how would you know since he has never written on ANY topic?



Quote:
Reply # 183 at 7.49 am today:

He didnt post it where it could be read and has repeatedly refused to do so. The only person who has said he wrote anythign at all is you and your credibility is only slightly above that of green_snot.

If he did indeed write something he wouldnt be ashamed to actually publish it on here - but he didnt.



Quote:
Reply #217 today at 11.22a.m.

Not that it would be any different to last time where only Gandalf and I participated.

[/quote]

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:01pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:58pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 10:03am:
It would be fair to say that most debates on here are rarely anything even close to the meaning of the word. For some, their only mission in life is to oppose what the other party says without any reference to the merits (or otherwise) of the policy. The true challenge is when you are asked to make an argument for a policy you actually oppose and this happens in real life more often than you would think. Marketers are asked to write copy for products or services they dont like or even detest. Politicians are often asked to publicly support policies they private oppose, sometimes vehemently.

Being asked to prepare a defense for a position you normally oppose can stretch not only your abilities, but also your preconceptions. It wouldn't be the first time that someone asked to do this makes such a compelling argument that they end up changing their own position. It is easy to make an argument for what you believe in. Making an argument for what you oppose develops skills and exposes ability and bias. It forces you to not just read the opposing argument, but to understand it.

Now, we have tried before to get something like this started and those with ability to be part of it declined to participate. So let's try again.

The challenge is simple: write a 600-1500 word article on a topic where you support a position you would normally be opposed to. It can be an opinion article or it can be more of a research-type effort. It is all up to you, including the topic.  Post it in the General forum and see how it fares.

NOTE: there are no winners and losers. The only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum and claim someone plagiarised or didnt write the article (as Karnal and Aussie did). It is about making effort, not producing War and Peace. Some are far better writers than others, but that's also not the point. It is about the exercise of looking over the ideological fence and spending some time walking (and writing) in their shoes.

This can be fun, challenging and mutually entertaining. The only way it can fail is for people to refuse to participate.



you have a point anywhere? Why dont you write your article now and in mid 2018 your sidekick, fake-lawyer can tell me where it is while having a nice primary-schoolesque giggle over the 'trap' he thinks he laid.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:02pm

Lobo wrote on Jul 15th, 2015 at 7:10pm:
No way that longy will even attempt to follow up.

What is his second favourite insult. Coward, that's it.....

Come on, coward, see if you can better Karnal's piece.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:03pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:00pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 3:06pm:
You are right karnal.  It is clear.  melielongtime definitely said, many times, you did not write your piece which was supposed to be on Shorten.


Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #2 - Yesterday at 9:37am   

And the usual idiocy continues. karnal refused to submit an entry last time. And there is no way I (or anyone else) would want to put their efforts in front of a imbecile like fake-lawyer.

Come back when 1) you have submitted your entry from last time and 2) when you learn the right way to run a competition.



[quote]Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #23 - Yesterday at 11:11am   


Absolutely. it is quite entertaining watching the usual suspects playing their usual games. Karnal is utterly incapable of a serious post and so I have no idea if he could write seriously since he has never yet done so. And no one in their right mind would put Aussie in charge of anything. He reeks envy and bitterness all wrapped up in a nice, tight bundle of ignorance.



[quote]Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #88 - Yesterday at 1:55pm   

I could submit that right now since it is finished.  I dont expect you or Karnal or anyone else to bother writing. Didnt last time,. Wont this time.



Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #96 - Yesterday at 2:21pm   

You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either. You refused to submit something last time so I am going it alone and submitting a short story. Read it, dont read it. Dont care. All I know is that YOU will never submit a peice of work because ironically, you ARE a piece of work.



Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #100 - Yesterday at 3:27pm   

im still waiting for you alleged FIRST article that no one has ever seen.



Quote:
Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Reply #147 - Yesterday at 9:10pm   

Aussie wrote Yesterday at 7:41pm:

The threshold problem we have have here is that Karnal is happy to write on any subject. Melielongtime is not, as he wants to select his own, one he is comfortable with.  Odd position for a 'writer' to take but there ya go.

melielongtime replied:

how would you know since he has never written on ANY topic?



Quote:
Reply # 183 at 7.49 am today:

He didnt post it where it could be read and has repeatedly refused to do so. The only person who has said he wrote anythign at all is you and your credibility is only slightly above that of green_snot.

If he did indeed write something he wouldnt be ashamed to actually publish it on here - but he didnt.



Quote:
Reply #217 today at 11.22a.m.

Not that it would be any different to last time where only Gandalf and I participated.

[/quote]
[/quote]

sounds like aussie is not the only primary-school idiot around here. 

it is as if with every post the two of you are determined your immaturity and now, your lack of talent.

pitiful

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:04pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:01pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:58pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 10:03am:
It would be fair to say that most debates on here are rarely anything even close to the meaning of the word. For some, their only mission in life is to oppose what the other party says without any reference to the merits (or otherwise) of the policy. The true challenge is when you are asked to make an argument for a policy you actually oppose and this happens in real life more often than you would think. Marketers are asked to write copy for products or services they dont like or even detest. Politicians are often asked to publicly support policies they private oppose, sometimes vehemently.

Being asked to prepare a defense for a position you normally oppose can stretch not only your abilities, but also your preconceptions. It wouldn't be the first time that someone asked to do this makes such a compelling argument that they end up changing their own position. It is easy to make an argument for what you believe in. Making an argument for what you oppose develops skills and exposes ability and bias. It forces you to not just read the opposing argument, but to understand it.

Now, we have tried before to get something like this started and those with ability to be part of it declined to participate. So let's try again.

The challenge is simple: write a 600-1500 word article on a topic where you support a position you would normally be opposed to. It can be an opinion article or it can be more of a research-type effort. It is all up to you, including the topic.  Post it in the General forum and see how it fares.

NOTE: there are no winners and losers. The only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum and claim someone plagiarised or didnt write the article (as Karnal and Aussie did). It is about making effort, not producing War and Peace. Some are far better writers than others, but that's also not the point. It is about the exercise of looking over the ideological fence and spending some time walking (and writing) in their shoes.

This can be fun, challenging and mutually entertaining. The only way it can fail is for people to refuse to participate.



you have a point anywhere? Why dont you write your article now and in mid 2018 your sidekick, fake-lawyer can tell me where it is while having a nice primary-schoolesque giggle over the 'trap' he thinks he laid.


Are you issuing a writing challenge?

But of course I'm in!

Now. We need a deadline and someone to post the essays - they must be anonymous. Aussie has helpfully volunteered.

We'll all do paedophilia.

Is anyone else willing to participate? Aussie? Mothra? Agnes?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:06pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:03pm:
karnal refused to submit an entry last time. And there is no way I (or anyone else) would want to put their efforts in front of a imbecile like fake-lawyer.

Come back when 1) you have submitted your entry from last time and 2) when you learn the right way to run a competition.


I'm back, Longy.

The fake lawyer ran the last competition - you must have missed it.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:12pm
How devious of you to hide it karnal.  Cunning.  But.....how come many people, including melielongtime, actually read it and commented on it...eighteen months ago.

How did you manage that miracle, karnal?




Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:17pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:03pm:

You dont want to play by the rules even when you set them so I'm not going to either. You refused to submit something last time so I am going it alone and submitting a short story. Read it, dont read it. Dont care. All I know is that YOU will never submit a peice of work because ironically, you ARE a piece of work.


There are no excuses, gang. The Great Writing Challenge is back on. We have the rules:


Quote:
The challenge is simple: write a 600-1500 word article on a topic where you support a position you would normally be opposed to. It can be an opinion article or it can be more of a research-type effort.


We have the rationale:


Quote:
Being asked to prepare a defense for a position you normally oppose can stretch not only your abilities, but also your preconceptions. It wouldn't be the first time that someone asked to do this makes such a compelling argument that they end up changing their own position. It is easy to make an argument for what you believe in. Making an argument for what you oppose develops skills and exposes ability and bias. It forces you to not just read the opposing argument, but to understand it.


And we have the only way you can lose:


Quote:
The only way it can fail is for people to refuse to participate.


Who's in?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:20pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:12pm:
How devious of you to hide it karnal.  Cunning.  But.....how come many people, including melielongtime, actually read it and commented on it...eighteen months ago.

How did you manage that miracle, karnal?



Oh, I put it in a place Longy would never ever look:


Aussie wrote on Jul 16th, 2015 at 7:20pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jul 16th, 2015 at 6:47pm:
Truly dreadful effort.  nothing more than a few law quotes and a few unsupported opinions thrown it.  Could hear a better defence from a drunk tasmanian at the bar.


Welcome to Relationships, melielongtime.  Did your eyes bleed?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:29pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:54pm:
It's funny in a way if it weren't so indicative of the poor standards of character and integrity by a handful of posters. it is exceedingly simple to prove the existence of the alleged Karnal writing submission and yet they dont do it. Reason? Well an unbiased observer would conclude that it doesnt exist.

IM happy to write. Im happy to compete but at the moment there are no competitors and none with the guts to take me on.  I know I am very good at this, but I figured someone, somewhere might have the character to engage the competition.


I'm in, Longy. Are you in, Aussie?

Remember:


Quote:
there are no winners and losers. The only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:35pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:29pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 12:54pm:
It's funny in a way if it weren't so indicative of the poor standards of character and integrity by a handful of posters. it is exceedingly simple to prove the existence of the alleged Karnal writing submission and yet they dont do it. Reason? Well an unbiased observer would conclude that it doesnt exist.

IM happy to write. Im happy to compete but at the moment there are no competitors and none with the guts to take me on.  I know I am very good at this, but I figured someone, somewhere might have the character to engage the competition.


I'm in, Longy. Are you in, Aussie?

Remember:


Quote:
there are no winners and losers. The only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum


Okay.....Ima in.  Is my topic.....'Uber is awesome?'

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:41pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 4:09pm:
Maybe if you wrote clearly in stead of obtusely people wouldnt misunderstand what you intend to say. Clear precise communication shouldnt be hard, but you rarely do it.


I understood Grappler to be saying you were Maria Costal, Longy.


Not me - I've tolled the bell in the past for Absent Friends here on OzPol.... while I may suspect a clear link between Sir Longtime and Maria - I will not state thus without proof....


You Sir Longie, are simply incapable of much beyond a straight line of thought - somewhat autistic - as a writer your clear lack of genuine imagination and ability to read is startling, to say the least.

Nothing obtuse about what I wrote - it is a clear as a bell to one with ears to see and eyes to hear.... but you've never read Ray Bradbury, have you?

How could any 'great writer' not clearly see that the regular tolling of the bell for Absent Friends, which has taken place before, and is then couched in a nice little piece of creative fiction - is hardly 'obtuse'.

Your desperate attempt to see realities in everything you read and to see some personal slight at every turn is an amazing insight into your character and psyche.....  you say you wrote fiction?  No wonder it's for 12-15 year olds, probably full of nerd BS like 'New Model Army'..... a fine fiction on how internet nerding could give a tactical advantage on a battlefield - but it leaves out such things as physical fitness and the need to understand tactics.... but it would make a fat kid in a cellar feel all superior.

Its saving grace is its potential glimpse of a future... a bit like Hunger Games - which, though an interesting story and possibly prophetic, hardly deserves to be studied as 'literature'.  That it is shows a paucity of fine minds in academia.... so if I were you, I'd avoid those 'academic pussies' like the plague..... let them get a real job in the real world while they still know everything.

In the meantime, boy - WRITE from your heart, not your farts.....

BTW - the word you were grasping for is 'obscure' - not 'obtuse'... 'obtuse' is extremely insulting.... so wash your mouth out with soap.....
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Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:52pm
Good idea, Aussie, but the public have suggested the same topic by all contestants, posted anonymously.

Paedophilia is Longy's topic from last time. As Longy says:
Quote:
Making an argument for something you oppose develops skills and exposes ability and bias. It forces you to not just read the opposing argument, but to understand it.


This is a writing challenge. I doubt any of us seriously believes in paedophilia. It's universally scorned.

I'm happy to do any topic, but I think we should choose quickly before Longy disappears again.

Remember, it's his challenge. It would be unfair not to include him.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 5:53pm
Here is my piece on how stoic I am said to be as a Cabbie:




Quote:
Nothing 'stoic' about it at all. When I left home with the Cab, about 7.30 ish, it was crappy, but not too bad. What was remarkable to me was that the dick head punters (of which there seem to be many) seem totally oblivious to what we Cabbies were doing. We don't want to be driving in poo like that.  I went out because there will be genuine cases where people have a direct and important NEED for me and my mates who also came out in this poo. Yet, what I got were smacking idiots who seemed not to be aware of The World. Amazing selfishness, and ignorance.

For example, and in all of this, it is pissing down, bloody dangerous, could hardly see more than 30 yards in front of me, wearing the sunnies.

I am approaching the Railway Rank, two wankers opposite, but south of the Rank where buses normally are, hail me. So, I go to them. They need to go home, get money, and come back to town to get booze. As I drive off, an old bloke at the rank waves to me.  I lower my window and shout, 'I'll come back.' I complete the job with the idiot wankers, and head back to the old bloke.

He wants to go to his home at Coolum Beach. That would normally be a $55.00 job. But, because of the rain and roads under flood, I had only one option.....the very bloody long way. He is in his 80s, a wog Aussie, and I explain the problem. He just got back to the Sunshine Coast from Brisbane, via a combination of train (all closed to Nambour) and buses. All he wants is to get home, and when he left Brisbane, he had no idea what was happening on the Sunshine Coast. So, he is content to go the only way I might get him there. Bloody harrowing all the way, but I drop him off in his covered garage. Cost him $85.00 but he was grateful that I was there to get him there. I felt bad, but had no choice.

Back at Nambour and lucky to make it back. Two young blokes with two plastic bags containing what I guess were groceries. They want to go to XX Netherton Street. By now, two bridges on the normal route, I know, are under water. I tell them that, and ask them politely, (yeah I am very capable of that) what the bugger they are even doing in town.

"Oh, we just needed a few things." So, I tell them the problem, and head off to the nearest route, which also involves a bridge. We get there, and as we do, Emergency Services close it off, water. So, u-turn. I head to the last remaining option. Bridge okay, but water backing up and rising. Through it I go (and it is still pissing down reducing visibility to bugger all) and get them home. Cost them more than twice the normal fare, and I did not feel bad at all.

A regular. An adult mentally handicapped fellow. Always visits his Mother Sundays. She is aged, living in a Hostel, but has all her marbles. The bloke pissed me off because he 'walked' the all of ten yards to the Cab wearing a rain coat, and had a wheelie walker, which meant I had to get out, load the walker, and help him in, which I do and it is pissing down. So now, after he gets in, the front passenger seat is drenched as he sat on it with his water dripping rain coat. Faaaaaark! No flooding going there to his Mother's and there is a covered drop off.

Back to Nambour, and...

(That's not the whole story of the day.........but enough to give you an insight into a Cabbies Day.)

..................I abandoned ship, came home, and parked the Cab.

There are idiots who abuse our 'availability' when there is really bad poo happening, and there are those I was pleased to be available for.


The OzPol word filter has corrupted it, and it is not really the best...but there is a moral in there as there always was with all of the entries into A Cabbies Day.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 6:34pm
A compelling read, Aussie. Longy should enjoy it. He likes reading other people's writing, no matter how good it is.

Perhaps you could write one on a day in the life of a fake lawyer.

I could do one on being a fake writer.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:15pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 6:34pm:
A compelling read, Aussie. Longy should enjoy it. He likes reading other people's writing, no matter how good it is.

Perhaps you could write one on a day in the life of a fake lawyer.

I could do one on being a fake writer.


One Day In the Life Of Falsa Advocati Al Kabi ....


My day started like any other - starting up the engine of my false cab.... those are the special New Raiment model built by Emperor's Clothing Inc, a subsidiary of Outerwear Stealth Technologies Corporation, and are a specialty item only available to those with eyes to see them.... makes for a very short customer base for the aspiring Sudanese cab driver or so... but still... the Bee's Knee's of taxi cabs... and the Stealth features DO keep the riff-raff away....

I entered my own cab as a passenger.. after all... when you are a successful False Advocate In Law.. it's simply not done to drive yourself to work amongst all the poor people using the roads, and besides, when a tax deduction is beckoning.. well.. let's just say when that sweet thing is looking you right in the eye... what red-blooded Advocate could say NO?  I mean how would it look down at the Queensland Liberal Club if I actually owned up to doing something for myself when a Tax Dodge (that's another kind of vehicle, kind of a Yank Tank by origin) could do it for me?  but let's not get confused over vehicles of various kinds.... the Dodge was purely for cash while the taxi was for cash and card payment.... what this meant was I could drive my own cab to work, pay myself for it, and claim a tax deduction.....you'll work it out...

I know you'll think it strange that I could be both passenger and driver in my own False Cab... but that's how it goes sometimes.... we movers and shakers.. the Lifters, don't you know?... in the world travel so close to the speed of light that there is often some odd distortion of reality taking place..... and what more worthy distortion of reality could there be than putting your own cash back into your own pocket after paying for a ride?

Oh - did I tell you I was also a Fake Writer..... you see.. we live in a world where nothing is as it seems.... kind of that Dark City thing or The Matrix business.... but without the choice of pills....

Not suggesting anything here about Aussie - just picking up on a potential story line.....

Let your imagination run loose, Blue,
Let your imagination run loose,
Don't sit and write like a goose, Blue,
Just let your imagination run loose.......

(everybody sing)

Tie me False Writer down, Sport
Tie me False Writer down,
Don't let him ac like a clown Sport,
Just tie me False Writer down....


..... the above comedy segment brought to you courtesy of Grappler Media Enterprises Inc, publisher of the well-known series The Grappler Books.........

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:44pm
Excellent work, Grappler. Longy wrote his submission in 45 minutes.

How long did yours take?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Bam on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:46pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 10:37am:
karnal refused to submit an entry last time.


I seem to recall it was you who refused to submit your entry on the topic you were supposed to. You handed in something on a totally different topic that you had plagiarised from someone else. :D :D


wrong yet again. Firstly it wasnt plagiarised

Bullshit - someone posted links to material on the internet that was suspiciously similar to what you posted.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2017 at 11:09am:
and the total absence of proof was more than enough to debunk that.

You would only get away with this nonsense if search engines didn't exist. Someone posted links, and you're trying to deny it happened?

Face it liar, you were caught red handed plagiarising large slabs of text verbatim (and paraphrasing the rest) so your denials are worthless.

Original thread here wherein longnose got caught: In defence of Gay Marriage

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:52pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:44pm:
Excellent work, Grappler. Longy wrote his submission in 45 minutes.

How long did yours take?


About a minute or two - I type as fast as I think... wrote a couple of stories around 7000 words or more in less than a day.... the latest is a different slant on the ancient theme of Lucifer being booted out of Heaven.... working on a different slant version of Robin Hood.... but slowly.... too much to do....

I might be putting together a book of short stories.... see how that runs....  :-?

P.S.  I found out how to make it rain... hang the washing out, water the vegie gardens and dust the tomatoes.... curses...... arrivederci, Romas!  I love Romas and Truss.... home grown, of course...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:59pm
Longy confessed to his plagiarism, Bam. It didn't take long, so to speak.

Will you take up the challenge? So far, Aussie and I are in.

I'm afraid Longy's gone.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:03pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:52pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:44pm:
Excellent work, Grappler. Longy wrote his submission in 45 minutes.

How long did yours take?


About a minute or two - I type as fast as I think... wrote a couple of stories around 7000 words or more in less than a day.... the latest is a different slant on the ancient theme of Lucifer being booted out of Heaven.... working on a different slant version of Robin Hood.... but slowly.... too much to do....

I might be putting together a book of short stories.... see how that runs....  :-?

P.S.  I found out how to make it rain... hang the washing out, water the vegie gardens and dust the tomatoes.... curses...... arrivederci, Romas!  I love Romas and Truss.... home grown, of course...


Much faster than Longy, Grappler. Will you join in the challenge?

We'll time all contestants.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:17pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:03pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:52pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 7:44pm:
Excellent work, Grappler. Longy wrote his submission in 45 minutes.

How long did yours take?


About a minute or two - I type as fast as I think... wrote a couple of stories around 7000 words or more in less than a day.... the latest is a different slant on the ancient theme of Lucifer being booted out of Heaven.... working on a different slant version of Robin Hood.... but slowly.... too much to do....

I might be putting together a book of short stories.... see how that runs....  :-?

P.S.  I found out how to make it rain... hang the washing out, water the vegie gardens and dust the tomatoes.... curses...... arrivederci, Romas!  I love Romas and Truss.... home grown, of course...


Much faster than Longy, Grappler. Will you join in the challenge?

We'll time all contestants.



Not that keen.. just doing it for fun... as a sensitive and shy Chinese Ox, I'm afraid Longie's criticisms have made me wary of exposing myself too much here.... I've already got a two part auto-bio out there and I still cringe a little inside......as long as I can play the clown I'm fine.... but serious stuff?

You Have Got To Be KIDDING ME! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekQ_Ja02gTY

Once again - the umpire was a British SAS Parachute Instructor.... (it's different from ordinary Para).. a friend of Our Lady In KL who I've mentioned.... Mac apologised later...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:23pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:17pm:
I'm afraid Longie's criticisms have made me wary of exposing myself too much here



why? If longie doesn't call me an idiot at least once in every conversation I have with him I start to worry. I'd hate to think I had anything in common with a turd like that.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:37pm
Here's a fake Lawyer real story just for you Karnal.  I've told it before, so you might find it on the www somehow.  The names are fake, but the facts are, facts.

Queensland, very small Country Town out in the boon docks, west of Gladstone.  Nice little place, but nothing other than a sawmill and a School, really.  The local school teacher, good looking in her late twentys is at the Pub, and hooks up with one of the bluest black and very handsome young local bucks she would ever have laid eyes on.  Trevor, and I'll never forget him, and I doubt she will either.

Takes no time for him to get her back to his donga and they screw, and not without some paraphilia.   ;D

He is subsequently charged with rape.  She had to explain, somehow, why she turned up at School very obviously bruised.

Trevor gets bail with no involvement from me and manages to make his way to this fake Lawyer, then a very young bloke, paid by Gough as the retained Lawyer for the Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islander Legal Service in Rockhampton.

"So, tell me what happened Trevor."

"We get back to my place and she is a nutter.  In the cot, and she demands that I beat her.  I refuse, but she insists, and I do.  Best root ever but she left with bruises."

"No-one is gonna believe that, Trevor."

"Its true, she even wanted me to photograph her with my polaroid, as I hit her, and I did."

"What!!!  Show me the photos!"

"Can't, I destroyed them."

Trevor was smart enough not to tell the Cops anything when they interviewed him, so I had a clear deck.  Out I go to said small Country Town with one Pub and a School, and it took no time for the words to spread that I was there to see what there was to see, or hear.

I get told, third hand, that said Teacher allowed her teenage pupils to visit her at night, gaining access to her rented accommodation via her deliberately left open bedroom window.  Good stuff to nail her credibility but I needed more.

Talk to Trevor.

"I have a plan.  It will only have a snowflakes chance of working if you are telling me the truth.  If you are lying to me, what I have in mind will see you behind bars for around 15 years.  You telling me the truth, she actually asked you to beat her and take photos on your polaroid."

"Yes."

So, Gladstone Magistrates Court for the Committal/Preliminary Hearing.  She has given her story about how Trevor had raped and bashed the crap out of her.  My turn.

I take her through her history with vague questions, and she is getting confident.  I then drop the allegations about the pupils' alleged nocturnal visits to her boudoir and she denies them, but the blood has drained from her face.

I take her to the fateful night and the romp in  Trevor's donga.  I mean, really, what is a nice attractive young school teacher Lady going off with a black bloke like Trevor, to his dung hill?  All that sort of lead in to the crunch question, the make or break for Trevor.

She insists he overpowered her, beat her, had his evil way, and let her leave.  Yeas.

"Do you know what a polaroid camera is."

Again the blood drained.

"Did Trevor have one that night?"

"No."

"Did you ask Trevor to take photos of you using that polaroid?"

"Ummm....no."

"You are lying."

"Umm.....I'm not."

Young Perry Mason reaches for his flash brown brief case, opens it with great flourish, and removes three real polaroid photos.  Shows the back of them to her.

"You are lying!"

She immediately breaks down, weeping.  The Magistrate calls an adjournment.  Ten minutes.

Back we go.

She is the Box, me at the Bar Table.  Again, show her the back of three genuine polaroid photos.

"You are lying."

"Yes.  I was not raped."

Almost the end of the story.

If she had held her nerve, called what was a bluff, I'd likely have been struck off.  But, it worked, the ruse worked but only because Trevor had told me the truth.

The photos were of my kids.

When I later told that story at PA, my Son, Donnie Darko, then also a Member at PA, responded on Forum,

"I feel used."

Can't deny that.




Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:43pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:23pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:17pm:
I'm afraid Longie's criticisms have made me wary of exposing myself too much here



why? If longie doesn't call me an idiot at least once in every conversation I have with him I start to worry. I'd hate to think I had anything in common with a turd like that.


He's that good, JS. Will you take part in the challenge?

It's anonymous. Hopefully, Longy will still be allowed to read our entries.

Either that, or Maria will come back to post - and she's clueless about all this.

I asked her last time she was here.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:52pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:37pm:
Here's a fake Lawyer real story just for you Karnal.  I've told it before, so you might find it on the www somehow.  The names are fake, but the facts are, facts.

Queensland, very small Country Town out in the boon docks, west of Gladstone.  Nice little place, but nothing other than a sawmill and a School, really.  The local school teacher, good looking in her late twentys is at the Pub, and hooks up with one of the bluest black and very handsome young local bucks she would ever have laid eyes on.  Trevor, and I'll never forget him, and I doubt she will either.

Takes no time for him to get her back to his donga and they screw, and not without some paraphilia.   ;D

He is subsequently charged with rape.  She had to explain, somehow, why she turned up at School very obviously bruised.

Trevor gets bail with no involvement from me and manages to make his way to this fake Lawyer, then a very young bloke, paid by Gough as the retained Lawyer for the Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islander Legal Service in Rockhampton.

"So, tell me what happened Trevor."

"We get back to my place and she is a nutter.  In the cot, and she demands that I beat her.  I refuse, but she insists, and I do.  Best root ever but she left with bruises."

"No-one is gonna believe that, Trevor."

"Its true, she even wanted me to photograph her with my polaroid, as I hit her, and I did."

"What!!!  Show me the photos!"

"Can't, I destroyed them."

Trevor was smart enough not to tell the Cops anything when they interviewed him, so I had a clear deck.  Out I go to said small Country Town with one Pub and a School, and it took no time for the words to spread that I was there to see what there was to see, or hear.

I get told, third hand, that said Teacher allowed her teenage pupils to visit her at night, gaining access to her rented accommodation via her deliberately left open bedroom window.  Good stuff to nail her credibility but I needed more.

Talk to Trevor.

"I have a plan.  It will only have a snowflakes chance of working if you are telling me the truth.  If you are lying to me, what I have in mind will see you behind bars for around 15 years.  You telling me the truth, she actually asked you to beat her and take photos on your polaroid."

"Yes."

So, Gladstone Magistrates Court for the Committal/Preliminary Hearing.  She has given her story about how Trevor had raped and bashed the crap out of her.  My turn.

I take her through her history with vague questions, and she is getting confident.  I then drop the allegations about the pupils' alleged nocturnal visits to her boudoir and she denies them, but the blood has drained from her face.

I take her to the fateful night and the romp in  Trevor's donga.  I mean, really, what is a nice attractive young school teacher Lady going off with a black bloke like Trevor, to his dung hill?  All that sort of lead in to the crunch question, the make or break for Trevor.

She insists he overpowered her, beat her, had his evil way, and let her leave.  Yeas.

"Do you know what a polaroid camera is."

Again the blood drained.

"Did Trevor have one that night?"

"No."

"Did you ask Trevor to take photos of you using that polaroid?"

"Ummm....no."

"You are lying."

"Umm.....I'm not."

Young Perry Mason reaches for his flash brown brief case, opens it with great flourish, and removes three real polaroid photos.  Shows the back of them to her.

"You are lying!"

She immediately breaks down, weeping.  The Magistrate calls an adjournment.  Ten minutes.

Back we go.

She is the Box, me at the Bar Table.  Again, show her the back of three genuine polaroid photos.

"You are lying."

"Yes.  I was not raped."

Almost the end of the story.

If she had held her nerve, called what was a bluff, I'd likely have been struck off.  But, it worked, the ruse worked but only because Trevor had told me the truth.

The photos were of my kids.

When I later told that story at PA, my Son, Donnie Darko, then also a Member at PA, responded on Forum,

"I feel used."

Can't deny that.


Wow. That's amazing.

I hope you didn't trick her though. I wonder what was on the original Polaroids. I guess we'll never know.

That's the best fake story yet, fake lawyer.

Is it true?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:57pm
How could a fake Lawyer make up that fake bullshit!

8-)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:58pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:23pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:17pm:
I'm afraid Longie's criticisms have made me wary of exposing myself too much here



why? If longie doesn't call me an idiot at least once in every conversation I have with him I start to worry. I'd hate to think I had anything in common with a turd like that.


I told you - I'm a shy and sensitive Chinese Ox.. makes me the perfect Grey Man at times.... but don't read too much into that.... if you read some of my life story you'd know why I'm shy and sensitive... sometimes have to be economical with the truth.... not false - economical...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:59pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:57pm:
How could a fake Lawyer make up that fake bullshit!

8-)


Great trick, Perry - still laughing at the silly trout ..... take two jelly beans....

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:01pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:57pm:
How could a fake Lawyer make up that fake bullshit!

8-)


Good point.

Writing contribution accepted. Pity it can't be on the General board where it can be read, but you can't have everything.

Are you up for paedophilia or a bit of gay incest?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:04pm
A preview.....

Hell's A-Popping.

Hell found me.  For once it found me before I found it, which was lucky for it, or lucky for someone, since I was on a Blood Oath, and dead and determined to get what had been done set right, so if I'd found it first, well – all Hell was going to break loose, and did in a way, as you'll find out as the story unfolds.

You see, to cut the long story short, I'm a Guardian Angel, all fitted out for the comfort of humanity and all that stuff, but also with a pocket-full of Angel Fire that could burn even a minor demon to a crispy wisp of sulphur, given that the demon didn't get me first.  But that didn't happen too often, since The Accords clearly stated the Rules of Engagement, and while ever the other side abided by the rules, any infringement meant a serious meeting with The Big Guy or a close representative upstairs or with a court composed of representatives of both sides in the Eternal Heavenly Feud.  But hey – YOU try only returning Angel Fire if Hell Fired on first and see how YOU cope.  There's been the odd demon scorched on suspicion.... not that suspicion is hard to find in those guys....it's one of their middle names.....

Eleventh Commandment – do unto Hell's before they do it to you.... there endeth the lesson....

Angel Fire is used in any number of ways, and is packaged the same (a number of ways) and in my current guise as a private detective, I carried mine in a shoulder holster, all fitted out like a gat – that's a pistol to you heathens out there in civilian land.  My gat would pass muster and even had a licence to go with it, so nobody but my in-crowd of fellow Angels had any idea what it was in reality – they could smell the difference from a hundred yards away.  Even fired like a human gat, too, until I slipped it into Angel Fire Drive.

Anyway – in case you're wondering how I came to be chasing Hell, instead of the other way around since the Boys Downstairs are always on the lookout for a mark.... any mark and even a minor angel would be worth a medal or two down there ... let me go back a ways.  Coupla days ago it all began ......




...as I walked into Luigi's speakeasy New York on Fifth and Main, pondering, not for the first time, what I was doing here.  I checked my watch - 11.49... I was a minute early so whoever... or whatever.. it was I was going to meet would surely be here before me.... I hoped... but you never know.

When you're in the Angel business and your memory has suddenly all gone to pot - in a manner of smoking, that is - walking into a strange or even a not so strange place can be pretty nerve-wracking. See - I'm a Guardian Angel, not one of them dicks with the red beret... I'm the Real Thing (Guardian Angels are kind of in short supply due to the never-ending need for fresh meat in the never-ending struggle between Upstairs and Downstairs, so we usually handle a full case-load), maybe my supervisor from Upstairs..... hey - it could be The Big Fella himself... or it could be my opponent or some of HIS colleagues in the endless struggle over some turkey's soul.

I know - I know - Bobby Dollar already has a mortgage on this spot of storytelling - but he's an Intercessional Angel - a Heavenly Advocate and he's got himself a demon girlfriend to boot – he works souls recently separated from their earthly body... whereas I was one of the grunt troops of Heaven who sometimes had to go toe to toe with The Dark Side – actually the theologiticians will tell you Heaven and Hell are all a contiguous something or other, but I don't know that many swear words so I don't know what they mean - and I had to be on the lookout for the kind of treachery that was the hallmark of the Other Side.... that's why I carry a pocket-sized Heavenly Flamethrower – you know, the little gadget that throws Angel Fire -  in my jacket and an even smaller backup inside my leg... just in case....

11.50 a.m.... no surprises yet.... now if I could only remember why I was here.. or even remember why I couldn't remember.... could be a trick of The Other Side or of MY side - sometimes the ways of Heaven are pretty strange.... but that note was on my mobile phone and I'd soon find out... if this was the right joint on the right date at the right time....

And there she was ... Lucifer himself couldn't have created a more stunning temptress.... hair of silken gold all the way down to her finely tuned waist and then some, face that would shame an Angel – yeah I was feeling pretty shamed right then in my worn brown suit and scuffed shoes (they don't pay us a lot down here at the coal face) – and a pair of focal points that would knock your eyes out... face of The Devil Herself..... though how that could be still baffles me.... surely Evil Incarnate is bone ugly.. and if she was E.I. then I just couldn't see how that could be.  I couldn't wait to take a clinical look at the rest – well – she was sitting down in that amazingly graceful way gorgeous women do, so that'd have to wait.............  and she was literally Heavenly...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:07pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:01pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:57pm:
How could a fake Lawyer make up that fake bullshit!

8-)


Good point.

Writing contribution accepted. Pity it can't be on the General board where it can be read, but you can't have everything.

Are you up for paedophilia or a bit of gay incest?


I've already done the incest one, 'cause melieliongtime reneged.  I had to write it for him and the ingrate poo-pooed my efforts!

I'm working on a paedo effort, but it has not yet gelled in the head.  I suppose I could do one, as a last resort, on Ferguson.

'Shorely,' those two stories are worth one paedo fake bullshit?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:18pm
All are worth it, Aussie. We need at least two challengers for the Great Writing Challenge. As Longy said, the only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum and refuse to participate. I guess that just leaves us, eh?

It only took 18 months, but it looks like we've won.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:23pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:04pm:
A preview.....

Hell's A-Popping.

Hell found me.  For once it found me before I found it, which was lucky for it, or lucky for someone, since I was on a Blood Oath, and dead and determined to get what had been done set right, so if I'd found it first, well – all Hell was going to break loose, and did in a way, as you'll find out as the story unfolds.

You see, to cut the long story short, I'm a Guardian Angel, all fitted out for the comfort of humanity and all that stuff, but also with a pocket-full of Angel Fire that could burn even a minor demon to a crispy wisp of sulphur, given that the demon didn't get me first.  But that didn't happen too often, since The Accords clearly stated the Rules of Engagement, and while ever the other side abided by the rules, any infringement meant a serious meeting with The Big Guy or a close representative upstairs or with a court composed of representatives of both sides in the Eternal Heavenly Feud.  But hey – YOU try only returning Angel Fire if Hell Fired on first and see how YOU cope.  There's been the odd demon scorched on suspicion.... not that suspicion is hard to find in those guys....it's one of their middle names.....

Eleventh Commandment – do unto Hell's before they do it to you.... there endeth the lesson....

Angel Fire is used in any number of ways, and is packaged the same (a number of ways) and in my current guise as a private detective, I carried mine in a shoulder holster, all fitted out like a gat – that's a pistol to you heathens out there in civilian land.  My gat would pass muster and even had a licence to go with it, so nobody but my in-crowd of fellow Angels had any idea what it was in reality – they could smell the difference from a hundred yards away.  Even fired like a human gat, too, until I slipped it into Angel Fire Drive.

Anyway – in case you're wondering how I came to be chasing Hell, instead of the other way around since the Boys Downstairs are always on the lookout for a mark.... any mark and even a minor angel would be worth a medal or two down there ... let me go back a ways.  Coupla days ago it all began ......




...as I walked into Luigi's speakeasy New York on Fifth and Main, pondering, not for the first time, what I was doing here.  I checked my watch - 11.49... I was a minute early so whoever... or whatever.. it was I was going to meet would surely be here before me.... I hoped... but you never know.

When you're in the Angel business and your memory has suddenly all gone to pot - in a manner of smoking, that is - walking into a strange or even a not so strange place can be pretty nerve-wracking. See - I'm a Guardian Angel, not one of them dicks with the red beret... I'm the Real Thing (Guardian Angels are kind of in short supply due to the never-ending need for fresh meat in the never-ending struggle between Upstairs and Downstairs, so we usually handle a full case-load), maybe my supervisor from Upstairs..... hey - it could be The Big Fella himself... or it could be my opponent or some of HIS colleagues in the endless struggle over some turkey's soul.

I know - I know - Bobby Dollar already has a mortgage on this spot of storytelling - but he's an Intercessional Angel - a Heavenly Advocate and he's got himself a demon girlfriend to boot – he works souls recently separated from their earthly body... whereas I was one of the grunt troops of Heaven who sometimes had to go toe to toe with The Dark Side – actually the theologiticians will tell you Heaven and Hell are all a contiguous something or other, but I don't know that many swear words so I don't know what they mean - and I had to be on the lookout for the kind of treachery that was the hallmark of the Other Side.... that's why I carry a pocket-sized Heavenly Flamethrower – you know, the little gadget that throws Angel Fire -  in my jacket and an even smaller backup inside my leg... just in case....

11.50 a.m.... no surprises yet.... now if I could only remember why I was here.. or even remember why I couldn't remember.... could be a trick of The Other Side or of MY side - sometimes the ways of Heaven are pretty strange.... but that note was on my mobile phone and I'd soon find out... if this was the right joint on the right date at the right time....

And there she was ... Lucifer himself couldn't have created a more stunning temptress.... hair of silken gold all the way down to her finely tuned waist and then some, face that would shame an Angel – yeah I was feeling pretty shamed right then in my worn brown suit and scuffed shoes (they don't pay us a lot down here at the coal face) – and a pair of focal points that would knock your eyes out... face of The Devil Herself..... though how that could be still baffles me.... surely Evil Incarnate is bone ugly.. and if she was E.I. then I just couldn't see how that could be.  I couldn't wait to take a clinical look at the rest – well – she was sitting down in that amazingly graceful way gorgeous women do, so that'd have to wait.............  and she was literally Heavenly...


Not surprised you have a history in movie script writing.  Melielongtime probably will dismiss that, however.  He is such a fish...and thanks for the two jelly beans.

I could not have done it without karnal.

8-)



Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:44pm
[quote author=Aussie link=1483402676/295#295 date=1483529011]

Not surprised you have a history in movie script writing.  Melielongtime probably will dismiss that, however.  He such a fish...and thanks for the two jelly beans.

I could not have done it without karnal.

8-)


[/quote

It would be too 'obtuse' for Longie (that's 'abstruse', Longie... ABstruse).... if it's not some straight line thing he gets all confused... Autists are like that... but since he's not a genuine Autist he is more of a BS Autist...

Is he not talking to the peasants again?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:35pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:23pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:17pm:
I'm afraid Longie's criticisms have made me wary of exposing myself too much here



why? If longie doesn't call me an idiot at least once in every conversation I have with him I start to worry. I'd hate to think I had anything in common with a turd like that.


You could always try NOT being an idiot. But it would take a non-idiot to think of that.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:40pm
Well I am the one with now FOUR published books and a number of citations in PhD theses while you two sit around masturbating about how great you are.

Its kinda sad reading the two of you. It underlines the pitiable state of your lives.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:51pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:40pm:
Well I am the one with now FOUR published books and a number of citations in PhD theses while you two sit around masturbating about how great you are.

Its kinda sad reading the two of you. It underlines the pitiable state of your lives.


Behold the Messiah!!  I dread to think what your audience for your learned treatises on issues psychologic are going through.... your personal approach to life has all the gentleness and deep understanding of a toad fish....

Just goes to show the kind of trash that can be published these days with the right contacts..... in your case it most certainly could not be on merit... must be a captive audience?

Living proof that academia is a failed experiment in giving half-souls some kind of zombie life.....  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Rhino on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:56pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 9:04pm:
A preview.....

Hell's A-Popping.

Hell found me.  For once it found me before I found it, which was lucky for it, or lucky for someone, since I was on a Blood Oath, and dead and determined to get what had been done set right, so if I'd found it first, well – all Hell was going to break loose, and did in a way, as you'll find out as the story unfolds.

You see, to cut the long story short, I'm a Guardian Angel, all fitted out for the comfort of humanity and all that stuff, but also with a pocket-full of Angel Fire that could burn even a minor demon to a crispy wisp of sulphur, given that the demon didn't get me first.  But that didn't happen too often, since The Accords clearly stated the Rules of Engagement, and while ever the other side abided by the rules, any infringement meant a serious meeting with The Big Guy or a close representative upstairs or with a court composed of representatives of both sides in the Eternal Heavenly Feud.  But hey – YOU try only returning Angel Fire if Hell Fired on first and see how YOU cope.  There's been the odd demon scorched on suspicion.... not that suspicion is hard to find in those guys....it's one of their middle names.....

Eleventh Commandment – do unto Hell's before they do it to you.... there endeth the lesson....

Angel Fire is used in any number of ways, and is packaged the same (a number of ways) and in my current guise as a private detective, I carried mine in a shoulder holster, all fitted out like a gat – that's a pistol to you heathens out there in civilian land.  My gat would pass muster and even had a licence to go with it, so nobody but my in-crowd of fellow Angels had any idea what it was in reality – they could smell the difference from a hundred yards away.  Even fired like a human gat, too, until I slipped it into Angel Fire Drive.

Anyway – in case you're wondering how I came to be chasing Hell, instead of the other way around since the Boys Downstairs are always on the lookout for a mark.... any mark and even a minor angel would be worth a medal or two down there ... let me go back a ways.  Coupla days ago it all began ......




...as I walked into Luigi's speakeasy New York on Fifth and Main, pondering, not for the first time, what I was doing here.  I checked my watch - 11.49... I was a minute early so whoever... or whatever.. it was I was going to meet would surely be here before me.... I hoped... but you never know.

When you're in the Angel business and your memory has suddenly all gone to pot - in a manner of smoking, that is - walking into a strange or even a not so strange place can be pretty nerve-wracking. See - I'm a Guardian Angel, not one of them dicks with the red beret... I'm the Real Thing (Guardian Angels are kind of in short supply due to the never-ending need for fresh meat in the never-ending struggle between Upstairs and Downstairs, so we usually handle a full case-load), maybe my supervisor from Upstairs..... hey - it could be The Big Fella himself... or it could be my opponent or some of HIS colleagues in the endless struggle over some turkey's soul.

I know - I know - Bobby Dollar already has a mortgage on this spot of storytelling - but he's an Intercessional Angel - a Heavenly Advocate and he's got himself a demon girlfriend to boot – he works souls recently separated from their earthly body... whereas I was one of the grunt troops of Heaven who sometimes had to go toe to toe with The Dark Side – actually the theologiticians will tell you Heaven and Hell are all a contiguous something or other, but I don't know that many swear words so I don't know what they mean - and I had to be on the lookout for the kind of treachery that was the hallmark of the Other Side.... that's why I carry a pocket-sized Heavenly Flamethrower – you know, the little gadget that throws Angel Fire -  in my jacket and an even smaller backup inside my leg... just in case....

11.50 a.m.... no surprises yet.... now if I could only remember why I was here.. or even remember why I couldn't remember.... could be a trick of The Other Side or of MY side - sometimes the ways of Heaven are pretty strange.... but that note was on my mobile phone and I'd soon find out... if this was the right joint on the right date at the right time....

And there she was ... Lucifer himself couldn't have created a more stunning temptress.... hair of silken gold all the way down to her finely tuned waist and then some, face that would shame an Angel – yeah I was feeling pretty shamed right then in my worn brown suit and scuffed shoes (they don't pay us a lot down here at the coal face) – and a pair of focal points that would knock your eyes out... face of The Devil Herself..... though how that could be still baffles me.... surely Evil Incarnate is bone ugly.. and if she was E.I. then I just couldn't see how that could be.  I couldn't wait to take a clinical look at the rest – well – she was sitting down in that amazingly graceful way gorgeous women do, so that'd have to wait.............  and she was literally Heavenly...

Unoriginal drivel.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:03pm
Thank you, O Grand Master - go eat yourself.... when you can do better - show me...

Longie has a brother!  Longie has a brother!!

** puts Rhino on the list for modification, just under longie **

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:16pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:40pm:
Well I am the one with now FOUR published books and a number of citations in PhD theses while you two sit around masturbating about how great you are.

Its kinda sad reading the two of you. It underlines the pitiable state of your lives.


You could always accept the challenge, Longy.

Remember, the only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum and refuse to participate.

You're that good, no?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:48am

I'll learn youse yet how ta live in a separate universe from your dusty, gritty city lives.... follow, follow..... there is more to find than you can ever see locked in your mindless house of your mind..... a chained carapace from which you can never free yourself...... Longie... Rhino.. follow, follow.. the piper will show you the way to the river of life... the river that you seek so endlessly but always drown in before you find it ......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV10wBdSIv4

Drink Entire - Against The Madness Of Crowds..... (Ray Bradbury again)....

https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/828681-long-after-midnight

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Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:27am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:40pm:
Well I am the one with now FOUR published books and a number of citations in PhD theses while you two sit around masturbating about how great you are.

Its kinda sad reading the two of you. It underlines the pitiable state of your lives.



Did I or Aussie say we were 'great'?  Your inferiority complex is showing again, my autistic friend..... and a true academic would dispose of such upstarts with reason and learned discourse - not seek to demolish what cannot be demolished with mere vitriol.  Vitriol is the way of the infant and the bully and the utterly incompetent - and while you are both - you will never be as good as any infant or bully while ever you retain that approach.  That leaves only incompetent......

'Ph.Ds' these days are a dime a dozen and very - VERY few of them actually 'advance the core of human knowledge' - they are becoming - in true academic sense - just a recognition of ability to rote return what you are told in what appears to be some new way, kind of like the 'New Caliphate' under IS would be, rather than the house of learning and expansion of knowledge the original Caliphate was.....

An early life friend is currently a Professor of Women's Stuff, since she wrote a thesis on 'Women in Education' - well, buggar me.... what an amazing topic to pursue and actually get a Ph.D in!  From the same university, I once knew a guy with a Masters in - wait for it - curricula!  Maybe he would have been better with Air Guitar!

How come you've done so many 'Ph.D theses' and have no 'Ph.D'?  Do you have a Ph.D in Failure?  Or is it Dreaming.....????

One thing you'll find, longie, about the shy and reticent Chinese Ox** - is this - you can never beat him down with vitriol.. you need a lot more than that.... Welcome to Your Nightmare of a Genuine Education ..... if you grow wise with a few years of education, by me and from me, you can pass it on to your 'right wing' twerps who imagine they know so much.....

** Old Vietnamese saying:-  "When the buffalo fight - all else in the jungle takes cover."

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 6:33am
There's a tremendous amount of testosterone in this thread.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 6:55am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:51pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 10:40pm:
Well I am the one with now FOUR published books and a number of citations in PhD theses while you two sit around masturbating about how great you are.

Its kinda sad reading the two of you. It underlines the pitiable state of your lives.


Behold the Messiah!!  I dread to think what your audience for your learned treatises on issues psychologic are going through.... your personal approach to life has all the gentleness and deep understanding of a toad fish....

Just goes to show the kind of trash that can be published these days with the right contacts..... in your case it most certainly could not be on merit... must be a captive audience?

Living proof that academia is a failed experiment in giving half-souls some kind of zombie life.....  ::)  ::)


Just imagine for a moment that in real life I am a bit different on her. Imagine if you will, that the majority of people I deal with and write for are not the mindless, angry and bitter people that infest these parts.

it might help.... or not.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 6:56am

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 6:33am:
There's a tremendous amount of testosterone in this thread.


but very little talent...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:05am
So...

Let's work on a writing challenge that has some actual hope of being decent instead of karnals attempts to screw with everything.

Topics:

Climate Change: A catastrophe in the making or just another global panic?
The Right Wing advance: Making sense of Trump in a world in crisis
Freedom of speech: the balance between personal liberty and social responsibility
The Future of Fossil Fuels in the 21st century and beyond



There are 4 very good topics there offering the chance for detailed discussion and positioning.

So... Whose up for a ~1200 word +/- 100 words writing competition to be posted in Chat?




Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:11am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:05am:
So...

Let's work on a writing challenge that has some actual hope of being decent instead of karnals attempts to screw with everything.

Topics:

Climate Change: A catastrophe in the making or just another global panic?
The Right Wing advance: Making sense of Trump in a world in crisis
Freedom of speech: the balance between personal liberty and social responsibility
The Future of Fossil Fuels in the 21st century and beyond



There are 4 very good topics there offering the chance for detailed discussion and positioning.

So... Whose up for a ~1200 word +/- 100 words writing competition to be posted in Chat?




Isn't the point to write on a topic which you find unfavourable?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:21am

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:11am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:05am:
So...

Let's work on a writing challenge that has some actual hope of being decent instead of karnals attempts to screw with everything.

Topics:

Climate Change: A catastrophe in the making or just another global panic?
The Right Wing advance: Making sense of Trump in a world in crisis
Freedom of speech: the balance between personal liberty and social responsibility
The Future of Fossil Fuels in the 21st century and beyond



There are 4 very good topics there offering the chance for detailed discussion and positioning.

So... Whose up for a ~1200 word +/- 100 words writing competition to be posted in Chat?




Isn't the point to write on a topic which you find unfavourable?


We did that last time. How about this time we passionately argue for a position we actually hold?  Those 4 topics give people plenty of scope for detailed articles. Primarily opinion, it could still host a great deal of fact if wanted.

What you think mothra? any of those interest you or do you have any other suggestions?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:32am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:21am:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:11am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:05am:
So...

Let's work on a writing challenge that has some actual hope of being decent instead of karnals attempts to screw with everything.

Topics:

Climate Change: A catastrophe in the making or just another global panic?
The Right Wing advance: Making sense of Trump in a world in crisis
Freedom of speech: the balance between personal liberty and social responsibility
The Future of Fossil Fuels in the 21st century and beyond



There are 4 very good topics there offering the chance for detailed discussion and positioning.

So... Whose up for a ~1200 word +/- 100 words writing competition to be posted in Chat?




Isn't the point to write on a topic which you find unfavourable?


We did that last time. How about this time we passionately argue for a position we actually hold?  Those 4 topics give people plenty of scope for detailed articles. Primarily opinion, it could still host a great deal of fact if wanted.

What you think mothra? any of those interest you or do you have any other suggestions?



But Longy, you ignored the submissions from last time .. or relegated them to the scrap heap.

I think it takes considerable talent to argue a point you are opposed to.

Arguing a point you believe in is just another day on OzPol. (Except in your case , in a formal piece you wouldn't be calling anyone an idiot).

I'm all for arguing a point you find uncomfortable.

I volunteer to write a piece on the Immaculate Conception and the Virgin Birth.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:46am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:21am:
We did that last time.



no you didn't .... you refused to write about what you found unfavorable... you had so many excuses I can't recall them all.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 8:00am
Where dod Longy go? He didn't like my proposal?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 5th, 2017 at 8:02am

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 8:00am:
Where dod Longy go? He didn't like my proposal?


longie doesn't like his own proposals, what hope have you that he'll like yours? ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 8:44am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:05am:
So...

Let's work on a writing challenge that has some actual hope of being decent instead of karnals attempts to screw with everything.

Topics:

Climate Change: A catastrophe in the making or just another global panic?
The Right Wing advance: Making sense of Trump in a world in crisis
Freedom of speech: the balance between personal liberty and social responsibility
The Future of Fossil Fuels in the 21st century and beyond



There are 4 very good topics there offering the chance for detailed discussion and positioning.

So... Whose up for a ~1200 word +/- 100 words writing competition to be posted in Chat?


But Longy, you already have posts on these. This doesn't meet the criteria for your challenge at all. I've already posted the terms of reference. Would you like to see them again?

An original writing piece in support of something you oppose.

Are you in?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 8:48am
I tried to tell him .......

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:21am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:21am:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:11am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:05am:
So...

Let's work on a writing challenge that has some actual hope of being decent instead of karnals attempts to screw with everything.

Topics:

Climate Change: A catastrophe in the making or just another global panic?
The Right Wing advance: Making sense of Trump in a world in crisis
Freedom of speech: the balance between personal liberty and social responsibility
The Future of Fossil Fuels in the 21st century and beyond



There are 4 very good topics there offering the chance for detailed discussion and positioning.

So... Whose up for a ~1200 word +/- 100 words writing competition to be posted in Chat?




Isn't the point to write on a topic which you find unfavourable?


We did that last time. How about this time we passionately argue for a position we actually hold?


No, Longy, you did not do it last time. You declined to post an original piece of your own writing.

You passionately argue for things all the time (or usually against them). This is the Great Writing Challenge - your own challenge - a challenge where we test our skills. It's not about cutting and pasting a few old posts. It's about writing - presenting an argument you disagree with. We can read your posts any day.

I must say, for someone who claims to have published 4 books, you do procrastinate. I hope it's not because you feel inferior to others here. We'll all support your efforts, you know.

Remember, as you said, there are no winners or losers - every attempt is good. The only way you can lose is to throw a challenge and refuse to participate. 

You don't get to choose the subject - that's the point. Are you in or out?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:30am

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:21am:
We did that last time.



no you didn't .... you refused to write about what you found unfavorable... you had so many excuses I can't recall them all.



I wrote a PRO-GAY MARRIAGE peice twitface

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Sir Bobby on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:51am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?




I'll do for you you what you did for me. I'll give you an hour to write 1000 words.

Clock stars in five minutes.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by cods on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:01am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:30am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:21am:
We did that last time.



no you didn't .... you refused to write about what you found unfavorable... you had so many excuses I can't recall them all.



I wrote a PRO-GAY MARRIAGE peice twitface




peice!!!! from a writer of renown. really!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:28am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:30am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:21am:
We did that last time.



no you didn't .... you refused to write about what you found unfavorable... you had so many excuses I can't recall them all.



I wrote a PRO-GAY MARRIAGE peice twitface


You cut and pasted a gay-marriage piece, Longy. It was rather unclear what the argument was.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:29am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?


What we need to hear is you WILL prove your writing abilities, Longy. We're waiting for your proposed deadline and your agreement to post on the topic proposed here - whatever that is.

That's the challenge. They're the rules suggested by the members.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:47am

cods wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:01am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:30am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:21am:
We did that last time.



no you didn't .... you refused to write about what you found unfavorable... you had so many excuses I can't recall them all.



I wrote a PRO-GAY MARRIAGE peice twitface




peice!!!! from a writer of renown. really!


Well, it was a plagiarized speech on Rosa Parks day with references to a fictionalized Swedish professor. Definitely a piece!!!!, dear.

But not written.

This is Longy's chance to prove his writing ability. He may not get another.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:49am

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:29am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?


What we need to hear is you WILL prove your writing abilities, Longy. We're waiting for your proposed deadline and your agreement to post on the topic proposed here - whatever that is.

That's the challenge. They're the rules suggested by the members.




What we need to hear is you WILL IMprove your writing abilities, Longy.   It's not your fault that you have the personality of a cane toad, the debating skills of an orang-utan, the verbal acuity of a Gila Monster, and the intellectual depth of a trickling sewer...... you can always improve....

But at least you are gaining the attention you crave so desperately...... good boy!  Now try getting on the topic instead of on top of the board users for a change - you are proven incapable of the latter, so go for strength elsewhere.

Sci-fi for 12-15 year olds - Dear God.... not particularly interested in your 'learned treatises' on some massively limited, circumscribed 'study' and it is plain this had no positive impact on your personal 'issues' (my lad) - so let's see some REAL writing for a change.... step outside yourself - smell the roses.. breath deeply of the fresh air of creativity.... escape your dungeon of a mind in which you self-chain and self-flagellate daily....

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:51am

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:47am:

cods wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:01am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:30am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:46am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 7:21am:
We did that last time.



no you didn't .... you refused to write about what you found unfavorable... you had so many excuses I can't recall them all.



I wrote a PRO-GAY MARRIAGE peice twitface




peice!!!! from a writer of renown. really!


Well, it was a plagiarized speech on Rosa Parks day with references to a fictionalized Swedish professor. Definitely a piece!!!!, dear.

But not written.

This is Longy's chance to prove his writing ability. He may not get another.


That wasn't Sven Halberbsen was it?  That's one of MY 'noms-de-plume'!!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:06am

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:51am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?




I'll do for you you what you did for me. I'll give you an hour to write 1000 words.

Clock stars in five minutes.




Ok. That was a generous hour and nothing from Longy.

What a shame ... course, i'm not surprised.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:06am:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:51am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?




I'll do for you you what you did for me. I'll give you an hour to write 1000 words.

Clock stars in five minutes.




Ok. That was a generous hour and nothing from Longy.

What a shame ... course, i'm not surprised.


I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.

Enjoy your day!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:23am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:06am:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:51am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?




I'll do for you you what you did for me. I'll give you an hour to write 1000 words.

Clock stars in five minutes.




Ok. That was a generous hour and nothing from Longy.

What a shame ... course, i'm not surprised.


I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.

Enjoy your day!



You were online when i issued the challenge. All you needed to do was say you were otherwise engeged.

You didn't.

I take this to mean you cannot churn out a piece of quality writing  of 1000 words within an hour.

Just like you asked of me.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:28am

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:23am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:06am:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:51am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?




I'll do for you you what you did for me. I'll give you an hour to write 1000 words.

Clock stars in five minutes.




Ok. That was a generous hour and nothing from Longy.

What a shame ... course, i'm not surprised.


I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.

Enjoy your day!



You were online when i issued the challenge. All you needed to do was say you were otherwise engeged.

You didn't.

I take this to mean you cannot churn out a piece of quality writing  of 1000 words within an hour.

Just like you asked of me.


Why do you think you are able to determine when I am 'online'? Does that not also include such important notions such as online AND IN FRONT THE COMPUTER and BEING HOME AS WELL?

I am waiting for a properly thought out writing competition. I proposed one but it is considered unacceptable because it doesnt involve sex, paedophilia or a host of other disgusting activities.

When you've all grown up (or learned how to write) I will join you.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:29am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am:
I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.

Enjoy your day!



Ah - so it's only every other time that it's Open Season on everyone else and we must await His Lordship's pleasure .... OK.. enjoy your day...  :-X

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:56am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:28am:
I am waiting for a properly thought out writing competition. I proposed one but it is considered unacceptable because it doesnt involve sex, paedophilia or a host of other disgusting activities.

When you've all grown up (or learned how to write) I will join you.


And we're waiting for your reply to the deadline and your commitment to write on a topic of the members' choosing. We then need your commitment to PM your piece to the nominated umpire by the deadline.

The members have decreed that this must be anonymous. This means that our names will not be on our writing. This is the only way we can have a fair contest.

You will indeed be given a topic you find disgusting - that's the point of the challenge. See your words above. The members here have suggested that we all have the same topic, just like any other competition. You will be judged on how well you argue it.

No one needs to learn how to write, as you yourself argue. You argue that you like to read all writing, and that no one can fail your challenge - provided they don't throw a tantrum and refuse to participate.

I don't want to take up your challenge and submit a piece, only to have you refuse to participate, and then, two weeks later, provide a plagiarized piece of nonsense after you were humiliated into submitting an entry. That happened 18 months ago.

Given you refuse to provide your own work, this is the only way you can prove your writing skills. Aussie and I have both agreed to participate, so we have entrants. That's 3 anonymous essays on the same topic by 3 members. That's the contest.

So I ask again, will you accept your own challenge and agree to the rules proposed by the majority of members?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:06pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am:
I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.



ohhh, how sweet. Longies going to hug his goat again.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:15pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:06pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am:
I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.



ohhh, how sweet. Longies going to hug his goat again.


Lucky goat, eh?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:19pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:15pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:06pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am:
I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.



ohhh, how sweet. Longies going to hug his goat again.


Lucky goat, eh?




Don;t tell Hammer.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:24pm

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:19pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:15pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:06pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am:
I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.



ohhh, how sweet. Longies going to hug his goat again.


Lucky goat, eh?


Don;t tell Hammer.


He might eat Longy. For Eid.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:26pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:24pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:19pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:15pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:06pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am:
I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.



ohhh, how sweet. Longies going to hug his goat again.


Lucky goat, eh?


Don;t tell Hammer.


He might eat Longy. For Eid.



Before or after the trees are lopped?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:48pm

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:26pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:24pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:19pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:15pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:06pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 11:20am:
I understand for many of you the idea of spending a morning with someone you love whilst on your holiday might not resonate very strongly. However, there are people with actual loves and lives outside of ozpol.



ohhh, how sweet. Longies going to hug his goat again.


Lucky goat, eh?


Don;t tell Hammer.


He might eat Longy. For Eid.



Before or after the trees are lopped?


Vines, I believe. Mind you, the story kept changing. Originally it was Homo "fertilizing" his mother's lawn - how Freudian, eh? His Paki neighbor put his head over the fence to wish Homo a happy Eid and ask if he could lop the vine.

Homo kept it going when he discovered Eid was in the middle of Winter. He then added the goat meat and went on to describe a lawnmower his neighbor had employed. The lawnmower was terribly thirsty because Homo's neighbours refused to supply beer. Homo gave him two longnecks as a reward for mowing his neighbour's lawn.

Homo says the neighbours are Muslim. He says he knows this because the wife gets around in a burqa and the husband gives goat meat out to all the neighbours. Homo also says they're Pakis. Homo doesn't say how he knows this.

Homo says all this to show how much he knows about Muslims - to show how Muslims are "dumped" in his neighbourhood by the government.

We know, however, that Homo made the Muslim part up. Homo's neighbours are from an unknown race of people who most certainly do not wear burqas or go around giving out goat meat to their neighbours to celebrate Eid. Their crime was asking if they could lop a vine on the fence. This, along with not giving beer to the lawnmower man because they're too stingy, is Homo's evidence of their sinister Muslim intent.

And this is what you disgusting race traitors have done to Homo's country.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:55pm
I think we should invite Hammer to enter the writing challenge but relax the rules for him.

He could just talk about his neighbours for 1000 words.

I, for one, would be highly entertained.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm
Why do you need me? Go ahead with your Writing Comp all on your own.

off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in. And we know that will NEVER happen.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:04pm

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:55pm:
I think we should invite Hammer to enter the writing challenge but relax the rules for him.

He could just talk about his neighbours for 1000 words.

I, for one, would be highly entertained.


Me too. It would be much more fun than watching Longy squirm, that's for sure.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Sir Bobby on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:04pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?



My superb writing abilities are plain to see from the many posts I've made.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:19pm
It won't be easy, you'll find it strange,
When you try to get Longie to show how he writes,
'Cause he'll still find a way.. to carry his skites.
You won't believe it,
All you will see is vitriol and spew..
Dressed up to academic lines,
At sixes and sevens with you.

He'll never let it happen,
He'll never change...
Has to act all his life like a heel,
Staying out of the light,
Throwing darkness and shite,
So he'll choose freedom
Running away, being anything but true
But nothing will he write at all,
We never expected him to........

Don't wait for Longie in this arena,
The truth is, he'll never let you
See all his mad ways,
And all his sad days
He'll keep no promise
So keep your distance.......

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:42pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
Why do you need me? Go ahead with your Writing Comp all on your own.


Looks' like Longy's pulled out of his own challenge.


longweekend58 wrote on Jul 27th, 2015 at 10:03am:
NOTE: there are no winners and losers. The only way you can lose is to throw a tantrum...The only way it can fail is for people to refuse to participate.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Sir Bobby on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:49pm
Longy can't spell & can hardly string one sentence together
without some sort of grammatical error.

He's a dunce.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:04pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:44am:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:34am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:31am:
And this is why this always fails....

You people cannot write period. And so when faced with a challenge from an actual writer you come up with ridiculous ideas and borderline stupidity.

Come back when you have reasonable ideas, reasonable topics and actual intentions to compete.



Longy - don't try & imagine you're a Shakespeare or a Charles Dickens -
you're not - it's just your Walter Mitty fantasies again.


I can prove my writing abilities. How about you prove yours?



My superb writing abilities are plain to see from the many posts I've made.


are you dim? you write three lines at a time. Write something of substance and then come back.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:10pm

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:49pm:
Longy can't spell & can hardly string one sentence together
without some sort of grammatical error.

He's a dunce.



I think it may depend on the time of day and the level of wine consumption... he starts to drop his capitals and his punctuation.... I suppose that gets across to 12-15 year olds these days.....

the reign in spian runns maynlee doun tha drayn... about par for the course....  teenage sci-fi - sort of one of those video game books?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:43pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.


knock yourself out. We all know what will happen without my participation. Nothing. And yes, I AM that good. I am the standard you all wish you could beat and never get even close.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:48pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:43pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.


knock yourself out. We all know what will happen without my participation. Nothing. And yes, I AM that good. I am the standard you all wish you could beat and never get even close.


Your refusal to take up your own challenge proves the exact opposite, Longy.

It also proves you're not a writer.

It took 18 months to prove, but the evidence is in:

Fake writer. Case closed.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by mothra on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:49pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:43pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.


knock yourself out. We all know what will happen without my participation. Nothing. And yes, I AM that good. I am the standard you all wish you could beat and never get even close.



But you couldn't produce a piece of work in an hour.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:00pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:43pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.


knock yourself out. We all know what will happen without my participation. Nothing. And yes, I AM that good. I am the standard you all wish you could beat and never get even close.


Horseshit.  You write like you have a broom handle up your clacker, and I would never want to be anywhere near that standard.

I'll write my way, as I have in two entries made yesterday.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:02pm

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:49pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:43pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.


knock yourself out. We all know what will happen without my participation. Nothing. And yes, I AM that good. I am the standard you all wish you could beat and never get even close.



But you couldn't produce a piece of work in an hour.


While at a shopping centre having morning tea, no. Typically, no one else could or would either.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Rhino on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:03pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:03pm:
Thank you, O Grand Master - go eat yourself.... when you can do better - show me...

Longie has a brother!  Longie has a brother!!

** puts Rhino on the list for modification, just under longie **
Its the truth. You may be good at some things, I dont know, but your writing is absolute crud.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:03pm

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:49pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:43pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.


knock yourself out. We all know what will happen without my participation. Nothing. And yes, I AM that good. I am the standard you all wish you could beat and never get even close.



But you couldn't produce a piece of work in an hour.


But Mother, Longy has not produced a piece of work at all.

He's that good.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:04pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:00pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:43pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.


knock yourself out. We all know what will happen without my participation. Nothing. And yes, I AM that good. I am the standard you all wish you could beat and never get even close.


Horseshit.  You write like you have a broom handle up your clacker, and I would never want to be anywhere near that standard.

I'll write my way, as I have in two entries made yesterday.



seriously??? you thought those two blog fragments were WRITING?

Write 1200 words, fully edited and load it up here and then we can judge. Any topic you want.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:04pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:02pm:

mothra wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:49pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:43pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.


knock yourself out. We all know what will happen without my participation. Nothing. And yes, I AM that good. I am the standard you all wish you could beat and never get even close.



But you couldn't produce a piece of work in an hour.


While at a shopping centre having morning tea, no.


No, Longy, in a writing challenge with a deadline decided by yourself.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:06pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:04pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:00pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:43pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 3:12pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Yes, poor old Longy did say this.

Imagine, Aussie - after 18 months, Longy suggests that we take up his writing challenge without him.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 12:58pm:
off you go.... and I will sit here waiting for the efforts to roll in.


He's that good.


knock yourself out. We all know what will happen without my participation. Nothing. And yes, I AM that good. I am the standard you all wish you could beat and never get even close.


Horseshit.  You write like you have a broom handle up your clacker, and I would never want to be anywhere near that standard.

I'll write my way, as I have in two entries made yesterday.



seriously??? you thought those two blog fragments were WRITING?

Write 1200 words, fully edited and load it up here and then we can judge. Any topic you want.


Now you're telling others to write.

You're that good.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:08pm

rhino wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:03pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 11:03pm:
Thank you, O Grand Master - go eat yourself.... when you can do better - show me...

Longie has a brother!  Longie has a brother!!

** puts Rhino on the list for modification, just under longie **
Its the truth. You may be good at some things, I dont know, but your writing is absolute crud.


There's no bad writing here, Rhino. We're just here to extend our skills and understanding. There are no losers, only those who throw a tantrum and refuse to participate.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:15pm
Another one.


longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:08pm:
Write something of substance and then come back.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:21pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:19pm:
It won't be easy, you'll find it strange,
When you try to get Longie to show how he writes,
'Cause he'll still find a way.. to carry his skites.
You won't believe it,
All you will see is vitriol and spew..
Dressed up to academic lines,
At sixes and sevens with you.

He'll never let it happen,
He'll never change...
Has to act all his life like a heel,
Staying out of the light,
Throwing darkness and shite,
So he'll choose freedom
Running away, being anything but true
But nothing will he write at all,
We never expected him to........

Don't wait for Longie in this arena,
The truth is, he'll never let you
See all his mad ways,
And all his sad days
He'll keep no promise
So keep your distance.......


Evita would love it.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:23pm

Quote:
seriously??? you thought those two blog fragments were WRITING?


Indeed I did.  Or....maybe I was sculpting, or painting or signing.....you tell me, smart arse.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:30pm
Don't cry for me, Maria. You'll be back before this Easter.

All through the dark days, of Longy's absence

He'll say he's busy

We'll know he's hiding

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:33pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:23pm:

Quote:
seriously??? you thought those two blog fragments were WRITING?


Indeed I did.  Or....maybe I was sculpting, or painting or signing.....


Doing a book signing were you, Aussie?

So modest of you to conceal your fake published-writer credentials. Can't you issue a fake writing challenge or something?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:37pm


Carry on ladies.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Sir Bobby on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:49pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:10pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:49pm:
Longy can't spell & can hardly string one sentence together
without some sort of grammatical error.

He's a dunce.



I think it may depend on the time of day and the level of wine consumption... he starts to drop his capitals and his punctuation.... I suppose that gets across to 12-15 year olds these days.....

the reign in spian runns maynlee doun tha drayn... about par for the course....  teenage sci-fi - sort of one of those video game books?




Wow - I didn't know Longy was an alcoholic.
That explains his anger tantrums.



Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:30pm

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:37pm:


Carry on ladies.



FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:38pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:30pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:37pm:


Carry on ladies.



FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks for your entry, Longy. I'll submit this to Aussie for the challenge.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Neferti on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:55pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 4th, 2017 at 8:37pm:
Here's a fake Lawyer real story just for you Karnal.  I've told it before, so you might find it on the www somehow.  The names are fake, but the facts are, facts.

Queensland, very small Country Town out in the boon docks, west of Gladstone.  Nice little place, but nothing other than a sawmill and a School, really.  The local school teacher, good looking in her late twentys is at the Pub, and hooks up with one of the bluest black and very handsome young local bucks she would ever have laid eyes on.  Trevor, and I'll never forget him, and I doubt she will either.

Takes no time for him to get her back to his donga and they screw, and not without some paraphilia.   ;D

He is subsequently charged with rape.  She had to explain, somehow, why she turned up at School very obviously bruised.

Trevor gets bail with no involvement from me and manages to make his way to this fake Lawyer, then a very young bloke, paid by Gough as the retained Lawyer for the Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islander Legal Service in Rockhampton.

"So, tell me what happened Trevor."

"We get back to my place and she is a nutter.  In the cot, and she demands that I beat her.  I refuse, but she insists, and I do.  Best root ever but she left with bruises."

"No-one is gonna believe that, Trevor."

"Its true, she even wanted me to photograph her with my polaroid, as I hit her, and I did."

"What!!!  Show me the photos!"

"Can't, I destroyed them."

Trevor was smart enough not to tell the Cops anything when they interviewed him, so I had a clear deck.  Out I go to said small Country Town with one Pub and a School, and it took no time for the words to spread that I was there to see what there was to see, or hear.

I get told, third hand, that said Teacher allowed her teenage pupils to visit her at night, gaining access to her rented accommodation via her deliberately left open bedroom window.  Good stuff to nail her credibility but I needed more.

Talk to Trevor.

"I have a plan.  It will only have a snowflakes chance of working if you are telling me the truth.  If you are lying to me, what I have in mind will see you behind bars for around 15 years.  You telling me the truth, she actually asked you to beat her and take photos on your polaroid."

"Yes."

So, Gladstone Magistrates Court for the Committal/Preliminary Hearing.  She has given her story about how Trevor had raped and bashed the crap out of her.  My turn.

I take her through her history with vague questions, and she is getting confident.  I then drop the allegations about the pupils' alleged nocturnal visits to her boudoir and she denies them, but the blood has drained from her face.

I take her to the fateful night and the romp in  Trevor's donga.  I mean, really, what is a nice attractive young school teacher Lady going off with a black bloke like Trevor, to his dung hill?  All that sort of lead in to the crunch question, the make or break for Trevor.

She insists he overpowered her, beat her, had his evil way, and let her leave.  Yeas.

"Do you know what a polaroid camera is."

Again the blood drained.

"Did Trevor have one that night?"

"No."

"Did you ask Trevor to take photos of you using that polaroid?"

"Ummm....no."

"You are lying."

"Umm.....I'm not."

Young Perry Mason reaches for his flash brown brief case, opens it with great flourish, and removes three real polaroid photos.  Shows the back of them to her.

"You are lying!"

She immediately breaks down, weeping.  The Magistrate calls an adjournment.  Ten minutes.

Back we go.

She is the Box, me at the Bar Table.  Again, show her the back of three genuine polaroid photos.

"You are lying."

"Yes.  I was not raped."

Almost the end of the story.

If she had held her nerve, called what was a bluff, I'd likely have been struck off.  But, it worked, the ruse worked but only because Trevor had told me the truth.

The photos were of my kids.

When I later told that story at PA, my Son, Donnie Darko, then also a Member at PA, responded on Forum,

"I feel used."

Can't deny that.


Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:57pm
What's the point of doing that, Nappy?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:54pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:57pm:
What's the point of doing that, Nappy?


because it is poor writing.  Tenses all over the place. Objects moving around.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:04pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:54pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:57pm:
What's the point of doing that, Nappy?


because it is poor writing.  Tenses all over the place. Objects moving around.


Don't care.  People like that, as opposed to the broom stick up the arse crap you claim as yours.  It's the way I write and I had more than 50,000 return readers over a few years of 'A Cabbies Day' written in exactly that way.

Have you read 'Here comes the Dogs?' 

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:33pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:57pm:
What's the point of doing that, Nappy?



there is none...       ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Agnes on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:34pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:38pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:30pm:

Black Orchid wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:37pm:


Carry on ladies.



FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks for your entry, Longy. I'll submit this to Aussie for the challenge.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:49pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 10:04pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 9:54pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 5:57pm:
What's the point of doing that, Nappy?


because it is poor writing.  Tenses all over the place. Objects moving around.


Don't care.  People like that, as opposed to the broom stick up the arse crap you claim as yours.  It's the way I write and I had more than 50,000 return readers over a few years of 'A Cabbies Day' written in exactly that way.

Have you read 'Here comes the Dogs?' 


No, actually they dont. Most people probably dont know WHY some writing is great and other's crap, but they still recognise good from bad. Yours is technically poor, structurally unsound and boring as a result. A writer like JK Rowling could make a committee meeting sound entertaining and interesting. You would make a presidential assasination plot boring.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 6th, 2017 at 9:07am
And suddenly karnal-the-loser and fake-lawyer go silent...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 6th, 2017 at 12:59pm
and still quiet...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 6th, 2017 at 1:06pm

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 4:49pm:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 2:10pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jan 5th, 2017 at 1:49pm:
Longy can't spell & can hardly string one sentence together
without some sort of grammatical error.

He's a dunce.



I think it may depend on the time of day and the level of wine consumption... he starts to drop his capitals and his punctuation.... I suppose that gets across to 12-15 year olds these days.....

the reign in spian runns maynlee doun tha drayn... about par for the course....  teenage sci-fi - sort of one of those video game books?




Wow - I didn't know Longy was an alcoholic.
That explains his anger tantrums.




I'm only making ONE suggestion for his apparent inconsistencies throughout the day.... there are others, but I'm employing recon-by-fire to flush out the black hats...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:16pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 9:07am:
And suddenly karnal-the-loser and fake-lawyer go silent...


The Great Writing Challenge is over, Longy. You threw a tantrum and refused to participate.

I think you had it in you too. You could have been a real writer.

Sad.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:16pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 9:07am:
And suddenly karnal-the-loser and fake-lawyer go silent...


The Great Writing Challenge is over, Longy. You threw a tantrum and refused to participate.

I think you had it in you too. You could have been a real writer.

Sad.


Already am published. And earning money.

ta ta Kowardly-Karnal.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:59pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


and yet I've proven you've lied countless times  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 6th, 2017 at 5:04pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:59pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


and yet I've proven you've lied countless times  ;D ;D ;D


You come from the jovial_monk school of 'proof'. I could show you the screendump of my AMAZON royalties page, but you would only claim it was forged so I wont bother. BTW the link to same is kdp.amazon.com  its only a few thousand dollars a year, but its certainly better than nothing... or average.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 6th, 2017 at 5:10pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:59pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


and yet I've proven you've lied countless times  ;D ;D ;D


And he has been caught on his most dishonest and blatant one yet.....asserting repeatedly as he did, that Karnal did not write his piece in the 2015 'competition.'

And the response....??....not even the bat of an eyelid.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 6th, 2017 at 5:14pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 5:10pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:59pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


and yet I've proven you've lied countless times  ;D ;D ;D


And he has been caught on his most dishonest and blatant one yet.....asserting repeatedly as he did, that Karnal did not write his piece in the 2015 'competition.'

And the response....??....not even the bat of an eyelid.


why would I care. He repeatedly refused (as did you) to show it to me so it was more than reasonable to assume you were both lying especially since KowardlyKarnal is incapable of being serious or truthful for more than 2 words and you... well you are the fake-lawyer. The natural assumption by most is that you are lying unless you can prove you are not.

And I really dont care. I write and I get paid for it. And in indie-publishing... a few thousand dollars a year is about $2900pa better than average.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by John Smith on Jan 6th, 2017 at 6:54pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 5:04pm:
You come from the jovial_monk school of 'proof'. I could show you the screendump of my AMAZON royalties page, but you would only claim it was forged so I wont bother. BTW the link to same is kdp.amazon.com  its only a few thousand dollars a year, but its certainly better than nothing... or average.



maybe you should look up the definition of proof then. You seem to have trouble providing it no what the topic or who asks.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:38pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:16pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 9:07am:
And suddenly karnal-the-loser and fake-lawyer go silent...


The Great Writing Challenge is over, Longy. You threw a tantrum and refused to participate.

I think you had it in you too. You could have been a real writer.

Sad.


Already am published. And earning money.

ta ta Kowardly-Karnal.


Are you suggesting I'm not?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by davo on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:50pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


Your claims as a writer are laughable. Were you asleep in primary school when the teacher said I before E except after C ?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:58pm

oh dear wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


Your claims as a writer are laughable. Were you asleep in primary school when the teacher said I before E except after C ?


Obviously not.  He posts 'piece,' as 'peice,' and when he is trying to say 'garnishee' he posts, 'garner.'

"He's that good."

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:00pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:38pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:16pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 9:07am:
And suddenly karnal-the-loser and fake-lawyer go silent...


The Great Writing Challenge is over, Longy. You threw a tantrum and refused to participate.

I think you had it in you too. You could have been a real writer.

Sad.


Already am published. And earning money.

ta ta Kowardly-Karnal.


Are you suggesting I'm not?



Got me a couple of royalty cheques lying around somewhere.... oh, well... I don't boast...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 7th, 2017 at 9:47am

oh dear wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


Your claims as a writer are laughable. Were you asleep in primary school when the teacher said I before E except after C ?


No, but Longy excelled at year 9 maths.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 7th, 2017 at 9:49am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)


You mean, you won't take Longy up on his challenge?

Koward.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by cods on Jan 7th, 2017 at 10:19am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)



who has the BRAGGING rights grap??>..this is my second look and it hasnt gotten past the "I am better than you" crap..

if you dont blow your own whistle no one else will..

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

if one suffers from insomnia this thread will work wonders..

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by cods on Jan 7th, 2017 at 10:20am

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 9:49am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)


You mean, you won't take Longy up on his challenge?

Koward.
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it isnt even remotely  interesting enough....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:02am

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 10:19am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)



who has the BRAGGING rights grap??>..this is my second look and it hasnt gotten past the "I am better than you" crap...


That's unfair, dear. Longy has provided us with evidence of 4 published manuscripts under his nome de plume. 18 months ago it was 6. I imagine 2 titles fell out of print.

The reading public in this country are IDIOTS.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:09am

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 10:20am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 9:49am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)


You mean, you won't take Longy up on his challenge?

Koward.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

it isnt even remotely  interesting enough....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Have you thought of entering the challenge, Cods? You would probably lose to Longy, who refuses to enter, but Longy values all contributions.

He sees himself as a sort of benevolent writing critic, a mentor to all those who have always wanted to enter a writing challenge but were to scared to do so.

He's that good.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:35am

oh dear wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


Your claims as a writer are laughable. Were you asleep in primary school when the teacher said I before E except after C ?


Ever heard of typos?  ever heard of fast typing?

I bet you believe authors like Steven King churn out their brilliant pages like mozart... perfect first time.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:35am

Aussie wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:58pm:

oh dear wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


Your claims as a writer are laughable. Were you asleep in primary school when the teacher said I before E except after C ?


Obviously not.  He posts 'piece,' as 'peice,' and when he is trying to say 'garnishee' he posts, 'garner.'

"He's that good."


And yet I get paid for my writing and you... get mocked.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:38am

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:35am:

oh dear wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


Your claims as a writer are laughable. Were you asleep in primary school when the teacher said I before E except after C ?


Ever heard of typos?  ever heard of fast typing?


Exactly. Published writers say that all the time.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Aussie on Jan 7th, 2017 at 2:50pm

Quote:
And yet I get paid for my writing and you... get mocked.


Only by pretentious and ignorant wannabees.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by cods on Jan 7th, 2017 at 3:22pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:09am:

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 10:20am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 9:49am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)


You mean, you won't take Longy up on his challenge?

Koward.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

it isnt even remotely  interesting enough....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Have you thought of entering the challenge, Cods? You would probably lose to Longy, who refuses to enter, but Longy values all contributions.

He sees himself as a sort of benevolent writing critic, a mentor to all those who have always wanted to enter a writing challenge but were to scared to do so.

He's that good.



you jest sir!..  ::) ::)

challenge you say!... what challenge?

to date it has been  nothing but slanderous personal attacks against each other..

anyone can do that there are no skills attached to being an abuser.and it certainly isnt creative art although you may disagree on that point

beside my spellchecker doesnt work..grrr

now it tells me an error has been made by the server....

but of course weasel that it is! it doesnt name names.. :(.. so count me out  as much as I would like too..

just sayin!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 7th, 2017 at 3:41pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:38am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:35am:

oh dear wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


Your claims as a writer are laughable. Were you asleep in primary school when the teacher said I before E except after C ?


Ever heard of typos?  ever heard of fast typing?


Exactly. Published writers say that all the time.


whenever you post you demonstrate how little you know of how actual professionals operate.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 7th, 2017 at 5:05pm

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 3:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:09am:

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 10:20am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 9:49am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)


You mean, you won't take Longy up on his challenge?

Koward.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

it isnt even remotely  interesting enough....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Have you thought of entering the challenge, Cods? You would probably lose to Longy, who refuses to enter, but Longy values all contributions.

He sees himself as a sort of benevolent writing critic, a mentor to all those who have always wanted to enter a writing challenge but were to scared to do so.

He's that good.



you jest sir!..  ::) ::)

challenge you say!... what challenge?

to date it has been  nothing but slanderous personal attacks against each other..

anyone can do that there are no skills attached to being an abuser.and it certainly isnt creative art although you may disagree on that point


I have no doubt Longy will take issue with this, Cods. Do you want to ask him?

He seems to be avoiding me for some reason.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 7th, 2017 at 5:09pm

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 3:41pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:38am:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:35am:

oh dear wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:47pm:

longweekend58 wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
Already am published. And earning money.


starting to think that's as much of a lie as all the other crap you put out there.


Thank you. Given the amount of things you are wrong about, that places this claim well into the 'beleivable' category.


Your claims as a writer are laughable. Were you asleep in primary school when the teacher said I before E except after C ?


Ever heard of typos?  ever heard of fast typing?


Exactly. Published writers say that all the time.


whenever you post you demonstrate how little you know of how actual professionals operate.


That can't be right, Longy. You regularly publish typos.

Do you want to post the titles of your 8 books? I bet there's a few typos in there.

It's one of those traps of the trade, dear.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by cods on Jan 7th, 2017 at 6:11pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 5:05pm:

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 3:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:09am:

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 10:20am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 9:49am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)


You mean, you won't take Longy up on his challenge?

Koward.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

it isnt even remotely  interesting enough....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Have you thought of entering the challenge, Cods? You would probably lose to Longy, who refuses to enter, but Longy values all contributions.

He sees himself as a sort of benevolent writing critic, a mentor to all those who have always wanted to enter a writing challenge but were to scared to do so.

He's that good.



you jest sir!..  ::) ::)

challenge you say!... what challenge?

to date it has been  nothing but slanderous personal attacks against each other..

anyone can do that there are no skills attached to being an abuser.and it certainly isnt creative art although you may disagree on that point


I have no doubt Longy will take issue with this, Cods. Do you want to ask him?

He seems to be avoiding me for some reason.



No I avoid him I am afraid...its probably mutual..which save the gmods swearing and heaving   ::) ::)..

so you are on your own... looking at some of the replies me thinks you are lucky if you are being ignored.... you can always start your own challenge I could even pick a topic if you like....

SEX or the LACK OF IT>>

well its just a thought.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 7th, 2017 at 6:20pm

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 6:11pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 5:05pm:

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 3:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:09am:

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 10:20am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 9:49am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)


You mean, you won't take Longy up on his challenge?

Koward.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

it isnt even remotely  interesting enough....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Have you thought of entering the challenge, Cods? You would probably lose to Longy, who refuses to enter, but Longy values all contributions.

He sees himself as a sort of benevolent writing critic, a mentor to all those who have always wanted to enter a writing challenge but were to scared to do so.

He's that good.



you jest sir!..  ::) ::)

challenge you say!... what challenge?

to date it has been  nothing but slanderous personal attacks against each other..

anyone can do that there are no skills attached to being an abuser.and it certainly isnt creative art although you may disagree on that point


I have no doubt Longy will take issue with this, Cods. Do you want to ask him?

He seems to be avoiding me for some reason.



No I avoid him I am afraid...its probably mutual..which save the gmods swearing and heaving   ::) ::)..

so you are on your own... looking at some of the replies me thinks you are lucky if you are being ignored.... you can always start your own challenge I could even pick a topic if you like....

SEX or the LACK OF IT>>

well its just a thought.



That'd be right.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 7th, 2017 at 6:40pm

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 6:11pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 5:05pm:

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 3:22pm:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 11:09am:

cods wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 10:20am:

Big Donger wrote on Jan 7th, 2017 at 9:49am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 6th, 2017 at 8:02pm:
This entire discussion is frankly so childish I am switching off.....  ::)


You mean, you won't take Longy up on his challenge?

Koward.
[code c++][/code]


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

it isnt even remotely  interesting enough....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Have you thought of entering the challenge, Cods? You would probably lose to Longy, who refuses to enter, but Longy values all contributions.

He sees himself as a sort of benevolent writing critic, a mentor to all those who have always wanted to enter a writing challenge but were to scared to do so.

He's that good.



you jest sir!..  ::) ::)

challenge you say!... what challenge?

to date it has been  nothing but slanderous personal attacks against each other..

anyone can do that there are no skills attached to being an abuser.and it certainly isnt creative art although you may disagree on that point


I have no doubt Longy will take issue with this, Cods. Do you want to ask him?

He seems to be avoiding me for some reason.



No I avoid him I am afraid...its probably mutual..which save the gmods swearing and heaving   ::) ::)..

so you are on your own... looking at some of the replies me thinks you are lucky if you are being ignored.... you can always start your own challenge I could even pick a topic if you like....

SEX or the LACK OF IT>>

well its just a thought.


SEX?

Cods!

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 8th, 2017 at 11:44pm
Longie offered a challenge?  Now THAT is the pure definition of masochism...... he hasn't won a hand yet... the definition of stupid is to persist in the same thing hoping for a better outcome on the action replay....

Why did I not see this challenge?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 8th, 2017 at 11:45pm
This pretty much covers it:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 9th, 2017 at 9:47am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 8th, 2017 at 11:44pm:
Longie offered a challenge?  Now THAT is the pure definition of masochism...... he hasn't won a hand yet... the definition of stupid is to persist in the same thing hoping for a better outcome on the action replay....


Yes indeed, Grappler. Longy's that good.

Now watch as his challenge slips into obscurity, unanswered even by Longy himself.

So sad.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by longweekend58 on Jan 9th, 2017 at 5:40pm

Big Donger wrote on Jan 9th, 2017 at 9:47am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 8th, 2017 at 11:44pm:
Longie offered a challenge?  Now THAT is the pure definition of masochism...... he hasn't won a hand yet... the definition of stupid is to persist in the same thing hoping for a better outcome on the action replay....


Yes indeed, Grappler. Longy's that good.

Now watch as his challenge slips into obscurity, unanswered even by Longy himself.

So sad.


There is no challenge. A challenge requires people to agree to rules - which you do not - and to topics - which you do not. Then you need to actually particpate - which you wont.

There is no challenge because I scare you off by my talent. There can be no other explanation.


In the meantime, I am back at work now doing my core business - training - and working on finishing 3 novels in the next 6 months. So I won't be around much and I certainly don't expect any of you losers to ever try and participate in an actual writing challenge. The disparity between myself and most of you is not just because I am good, but rather because most of you are so poor at communication.

Grappler at least tries... the rest of you cannot even do that much.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 9th, 2017 at 5:54pm
Thanks, Longy. See you in a few months.

I trust the lovely Maria will grace us with her presence while you're gone?

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 9th, 2017 at 10:30pm
I hope you've given up training in effective communication before you get someone killed.... if the twerps you train went about with your attitude, someone would definitely terminate their contract with Planet Earth.... your training people with your issues shows clearly where this world is going.... downhill very fast...

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by The Grappler on Jan 9th, 2017 at 10:31pm
I try?  I was just foolin' - and I don't write formula novels, either.... love it or leave it.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 10th, 2017 at 11:20am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 9th, 2017 at 10:30pm:
I hope you've given up training in effective communication before you get someone killed.... if the twerps you train went about with your attitude, someone would definitely terminate their contract with Planet Earth.... your training people with your issues shows clearly where this world is going.... downhill very fast...


Longy's a great trainer, Grappler. He's that good.

Unfortunately, he's left the board. He did this after the first writing challenge too.

That was when we first met Maria, dear.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 10th, 2017 at 11:43am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jan 9th, 2017 at 10:31pm:
I try?  I was just foolin' - and I don't write formula novels, either.... love it or leave it.


Neither does Longy, Grappler.

His preferred genres are writing challenges and excuses why he won't enter them.

He is, as he says, that good.

Title: Re: The Great Writing Challenge
Post by Karnal on Jan 10th, 2017 at 3:59pm
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