"Bindi Irwin shops for a double bed and homewares with boyfriend Chandler Powell...after reports they are moving in together and ready to get married".

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/14/01/3B5B6DCD00000578-4031322-image-m-24_1481677894620.jpg

Herr Bert will have to upsize his fantasies to threesomes.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/14/01/3B5B6D2100000578-4031322-image-m-25_1481677920596.jpg

Is that shirt hiding a 'bump' ?

:o

Yadda wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 3:43pm:

Is that shirt hiding a 'bump' ? :o

I thought the tits were filling out as well!

Mmmm.......What do you reckon Herbie?  :)

Nah, that's all  bullshit.  Herbert is still in the running.

He's flown the coop and Australia Zoo has put the denial out.

Link.

Yadda wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 3:43pm:

Is that shirt hiding a 'bump' ? :o

"For the last month, they've been dodging rumours that they're moving in together, having a baby and getting married."

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 3:50pm:

Yadda wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:43pm: Is that shirt hiding a 'bump' ? :o "For the last month, they've been dodging rumours that they're moving in together, having a baby and getting married."

The publication also reported that they were soon to become engaged, rumours which were dismissed as 'false' by a spokesperson for Australia Zoo.

Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 3:52pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:50pm: Yadda wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:43pm: Is that shirt hiding a 'bump' ? :o "For the last month, they've been dodging rumours that they're moving in together, having a baby and getting married." The publication also reported that they were soon to become engaged, rumours which were dismissed as 'false' by a spokesperson for Australia Zoo.

It's almost as if these "news" services are making it up as they go.

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 3:54pm:

Aussie wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:52pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:50pm: Yadda wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:43pm: Is that shirt hiding a 'bump' ? :o "For the last month, they've been dodging rumours that they're moving in together, having a baby and getting married." The publication also reported that they were soon to become engaged, rumours which were dismissed as 'false' by a spokesperson for Australia Zoo. It's almost as if these "news" services are making it up as they go.

Has Rupert got an interest in them?  ;D

Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 3:49pm:

I thought the tits were filling out as well!

preggers?

John Smith wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 4:49pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:49pm: I thought the tits were filling out as well! preggers?

I dunno but she has a really fat bum.
She used to be pretty 2 years ago.

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 4:53pm:

John Smith wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 4:49pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:49pm: I thought the tits were filling out as well! preggers? I dunno but she has a really fat bum. She used to be pretty 2 years ago.

She's been in the good paddock

She looks like the side of a house.

Gordon wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:19pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 4:53pm: John Smith wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 4:49pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:49pm: I thought the tits were filling out as well! preggers? I dunno but she has a really fat bum. She used to be pretty 2 years ago. She's been in the good paddock

She's gunna end up a huge fatty.
She better get married now before no one wants her.

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:29pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 6:19pm: Bobby. wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 4:53pm: John Smith wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 4:49pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:49pm: I thought the tits were filling out as well! preggers? I dunno but she has a really fat bum. She used to be pretty 2 years ago. She's been in the good paddock She's gunna end up a huge fatty. She better get married now before no one wants her.

She's worth zillions Bobby.  I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh.

I was amazed how well she danced, however, as was the entire USA.

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:29pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 6:19pm: Bobby. wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 4:53pm: John Smith wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 4:49pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:49pm: I thought the tits were filling out as well! preggers? I dunno but she has a really fat bum. She used to be pretty 2 years ago. She's been in the good paddock She's gunna end up a huge fatty. She better get married now before no one wants her.

I reckon she's in the middle of one of those weight loss challenge shows. 

They actually start with thin people,  feed them up and film the scenes in reverse order as their shown.

Very few women come back from descending into fatness, especially those who can afford unlimited cream buns.

Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 6:29pm: Gordon wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 6:19pm: Bobby. wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 4:53pm: John Smith wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 4:49pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 3:49pm: I thought the tits were filling out as well! preggers? I dunno but she has a really fat bum. She used to be pretty 2 years ago. She's been in the good paddock She's gunna end up a huge fatty. She better get married now before no one wants her. She's worth zillions Bobby.  I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh. I was amazed how well she danced, however, as was the entire USA.

Not anymore.
Latin dancers have to be thin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaHykXgHfjE

Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm:

I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh.

As long as she still fits inside Herr Bert's head.

Johnnie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:47pm:

Very few women come back from descending into fatness, especially those who can afford unlimited cream buns.

That Gina fattyboombah even bought herself a feed lot.

Gordon wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:52pm:

Johnnie wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 6:47pm: Very few women come back from descending into fatness, especially those who can afford unlimited cream buns. That Gina fattyboombah even bought herself a feed lot.

Yeah a mighty damn big one.

Gina owes this country, digging up my future generations of wealth and leaving them with dusty baron holes in the ground. No value added stuff going on, one guy on an excavator, a train driver and the guy down the jetty.

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:29pm:

She's gunna end up a huge fatty. She better get married now before no one wants her.

;D ;D ;D

I think you might be right.

Once she drops the Australian average of 1.9 babies per family, she'll ditch the fellow as extraneous to her requirements - and go back to mamma who will take on the role of baby-sitter for both of them.

In 10 years from then there'll be a '60 Minutes' piece on Bindi - on the theme of 'Then ... and Now' - for which a bloated Bindi will be paid something in the region of $100,000.

Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm:

She's worth zillions Bobby.  I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh.

I'm really surprised how many of you Aussies have been revealing yourselves to be latent homosexuals.

I'm quite serious about this.

Why you want your girls to look like 14 year old boys can only be explained by certain closet desires.

It's womanly to have a set of hips and a pair of nicely filled-out thighs. It's a little something called 'shape'.   

I'm not surprised that Australia is known internationally as a nation of queers.

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:03pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 6:29pm: She's gunna end up a huge fatty. She better get married now before no one wants her. ;D ;D ;D I think you might be right. Once she drops the Australian average of 1.9 babies per family, she'll ditch the fellow as extraneous to her requirements - and go back to mamma who will take on the role of baby-sitter for both of them. In 10 years from then there'll be a '60 Minutes' piece on Bindi - on the theme of 'Then ... and Now' - for which a bloated Bindi will be paid something in the region of $100,000.

I think you might be right.

Plus, "Bindi's Little Brother's Tragic Decline After Drug Addiction, on ACA tonight".

greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:13pm:

I think you might be right. Plus, "Bindi's Little Brother's Tragic Decline After Drug Addiction, on ACA tonight".

He had to go to America to have that Village Idiot hair-cut changed for something more suitable. They probably told him he looked the part for 'Dumb and Dumber', but for all the years he was in Australia nobody thought anything of it.

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:11pm:

Aussie wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 6:35pm: She's worth zillions Bobby.  I'm sure Herbert is willing to forgive her being a tad heavy on the hip and thigh. I'm really surprised how many of you Aussies have been revealing yourselves to be latent homosexuals. I'm quite serious about this. Why you want your girls to look like 14 year old boys can only be explained by certain closet desires. It's womanly to have a set of hips and a pair of nicely filled-out thighs. It's a little something called 'shape'.    I'm not surprised that Australia is known internationally as a nation of queers.

Herby,
there's a difference between a nice arse & a barn door.

Aussie wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 6:35pm:

She's worth zillions Bobby

then why is she shopping at fantastic furniture and target?

John Smith wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:40pm:

Aussie wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 6:35pm: She's worth zillions Bobby then why is she shopping at fantastic furniture and target?

Dunno, maybe he was doing the shopping, being a bloke with bones out of his arse.  Who cares?

John Smith wrote on Dec 14^th, 2016 at 8:40pm:

Aussie wrote on Dec 14th, 2016 at 6:35pm: She's worth zillions Bobby then why is she shopping at fantastic furniture and target?

Herr Bert's recommendations to Bindi.

He seems a nice enough young fellow - but a wake-board instructor?

Nothing wrong with that, of course, but she could have aimed a little higher. It's something like hitching up with a garbo, or a common factory worker, or a taxi driver.

Bindi is intelligent, but she let her romantic delusions steal her heart away to committing to a loser who has had ample time to study for qualifications or do an apprenticeship, but instead does kid's stuff on the waterways.

If she's going to do a nude photo shoot she better do it soon or she'll be in the BBW category.

Dustwun wrote on Dec 15^th, 2016 at 5:26am:

If she's going to do a nude photo shoot she better do it soon or she'll be in the BBW category.

'Nude' is not as sexy as dressed in skimpy attire to tease the imagination and preserve feminine modesty.

I hope she never sells herself cheap. She's a good girl who should always maintain her feminine dignity.

I once knew a beautiful doctor's daughter who went off to live in Paris for a couple of years, and came back looking like a street prostitute with all her make-up, and with a small baby from a one-night stand (or whatever it was).

It was a tragic transformation that shocked me to the core, and left me feeling very sorry for her for having allowed herself to be used so cynically and cheaply. In that whole district where I lived in Devon, she was by far the most beautiful girl around.

The moral of the story: Don't give yourself away cheaply, girls. Are you listening, Marla? ... Codsey-baby ... ?