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Message started by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 6:30pm

Title: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 6:30pm
http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-en-35788








Quote:
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
A recent al-Qaeda video shows a militant training to carry out his mission of lying back and watching America’s status as a superpower erode
NEWS
April 15, 2014
VOL 50 ISSUE 15   
News · Terrorism · World · Government · Al-Qaeda
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.

“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.



:D ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Neferti on Nov 11th, 2016 at 6:41pm




Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie?

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by cods on Nov 11th, 2016 at 6:50pm
what do they mean STAYING OUT OF THE WAY....

whats happening in SYRIA>...oh that ISIS.. god its confusing..

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 6:55pm

Neferti wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 6:41pm:


Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie?


Unlike you mine hasn't healed over yet.. Ms Depends lol

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 6:57pm

cods wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 6:50pm:
what do they mean STAYING OUT OF THE WAY....

whats happening in SYRIA>...oh that ISIS.. god its confusing..

Satire cods..

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by miketrees on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:04pm
Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie?



I know I am!!!!

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:06pm

miketrees wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:04pm:
Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie?



I know I am!!!!


well you have him then Mike lol...he has that hot smokey wildman look about him..check under his loin cloth for a sword.. :D

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by cods on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:07pm

miketrees wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:04pm:
Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie?



I know I am!!!!




bad mike... Christmas is round the corner and I am sure a lot of our male members on here are getting ready to get their Chrissy stocking up....for their once a year surprise..

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by cods on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:08pm

Agnes wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:06pm:

miketrees wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:04pm:
Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie?




goodness agnes I dont think he had him in mind maybe agnes... so watch it mikes out in the wilderness now.. ;) ;)...

I know I am!!!!


well you have him then Mike lol...he has that hot smokey wildman look about him..check under his loin cloth for a sword.. :D

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by miketrees on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:12pm
check under his loin cloth for a sword..


You make it sound like a bad thing

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:17pm

miketrees wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:12pm:
check under his loin cloth for a sword..


You make it sound like a bad thing

LOL

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:25pm
Mike likes it rough  ;)

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by gandalf on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:37pm
The arabic text on that picture is complete nonsense.

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:38pm

polite_gandalf wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:37pm:
The arabic text on that picture is complete nonsense.

I don't know, what does it say Gandalf?

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by gandalf on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:39pm
It doesn't say anything - its literally just random letters

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by miketrees on Nov 11th, 2016 at 8:08pm
Its in code

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Gordon on Nov 11th, 2016 at 8:12pm

polite_gandalf wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:37pm:
The arabic text on that picture is complete nonsense.


A verse from the Koran ;)

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Margie on Nov 11th, 2016 at 8:14pm
All this male grunting makes me very hot if I may say so and I do ;)

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by miketrees on Nov 11th, 2016 at 9:02pm
101 posts^^^^
Fresh meat

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by AiA on Nov 11th, 2016 at 9:11pm

miketrees wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 9:02pm:
101 posts^^^^
Fresh meat


Maggoty meat: Margie = Agnes' sock

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Aussie on Nov 11th, 2016 at 9:12pm

AiA wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 9:11pm:

miketrees wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 9:02pm:
101 posts^^^^
Fresh meat


Maggoty meat: Margie = Agnes' sock


Charming, as ever.

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 9:34pm
Mike don't listen- Margie is my great English Aunt from St Mary Mead- love her to bits.

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 11th, 2016 at 10:23pm

AiA wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 9:11pm:

miketrees wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 9:02pm:
101 posts^^^^
Fresh meat


Maggoty meat: Margie = Agnes' sock

  This one can't decide if he hates me or not... its only a forum mate..take it easy.

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by UnSubRocky on Nov 12th, 2016 at 3:00am

polite_gandalf wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 7:39pm:
It doesn't say anything - its literally just random letters


It won't stop the Americans writing an essay about its implications and how they (ISIS) plan on taking over the world.

Title: Re: The Onion nail's it..
Post by Agnes on Nov 17th, 2016 at 6:47pm

Neferti wrote on Nov 11th, 2016 at 6:41pm:


Are you REALLY that desperate for a root, Aggie?

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