"Invented to stop people masturbating."

"Mr Kellogg also developed an enema machine in which the intestines were cleaned out with water.

"After flushing the bowels with water, he believed they would be further cleansed by administering a pint of yoghurt; half through the mouth and half through the anus."

"Cereals and yoghurt aside, he also had other, more sinister ‘cures’ for masturbation.

"For girls, he recommended applying carbolic acid to the clitoris to burn it.

"And for boys, he suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin to prevent erections and cause irritation."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3185011/What-Corn-Flakes-masturbation-common-Mr-Kellogg-believed-sexual-desires-caused-disease-invented-plain-cereal-stop-self-pleasuring.html

http://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4630467/4609726995-w900-h600/Meet-man-addicted-to-corn-flakes-he-eats-13-bowls-daily-with-138-spoons-of-sugar.jpg

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:01pm:

"And for boys, he suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin to prevent erections and cause irritation."

:o :o :o :o :o

http://rlv.zcache.com/painful_mouse_pad-r9d679e839f4449c186d6d1b0fc5ef38d_x74vi_8byvr_324.jpg

John Smith wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:09pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14th, 2016 at 3:01pm: "And for boys, he suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin to prevent erections and cause irritation." :o :o :o :o :o http://rlv.zcache.com/painful_mouse_pad-r9d679e839f4449c186d6d1b0fc5ef38d_x74vi_8byvr_324.jpg

Yeah, doesn't sound like much fun.

Sir Booby likes yoghurt though, doesn't he?

"After flushing the bowels with water, he believed they would be further cleansed by administering a pint of yoghurt;

"half through the mouth and half through the anus."

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QCA-MefLMlE/TJIwyFo_OlI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/XjTO6M2g61s/s1600/oprah+face.jpg

(must be Greek yoghurt)

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 3:01pm:

"And for boys, he suggested threading silver wire through the foreskin to prevent erections and cause irritation."

Is it too late to crowd fund this procedure for denizen Herr Bert?

I can't imagine what Greggy must have been searching for to come by this information...... :o :o :o

Belgarion wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 4:23pm:

I can't imagine what Greggy must have been searching for to come by this information...... :o :o :o

;)

I got it from another thread, where someone told John to stop wanking.

In all the jumbled text, I saw something about cornflakes.

Belgarion wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 4:23pm:

I can't imagine what Greggy must have been searching for to come by this information...... :o :o :o

I have to admit, I was wondering the same thing myself, but I did see the thread Greg is using as his defense.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

John Smith wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:47pm:

Belgarion wrote on Oct 14th, 2016 at 4:23pm: I can't imagine what Greggy must have been searching for to come by this information...... :o :o :o I have to admit, I was wondering the same thing myself, but I did see the thread Greg is using as his defense.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I saw it here, and decided to investigate: http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1476395497/21#21

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:52pm:

I saw it here,

I know, I said I saw it  ;D ;D

John Smith wrote on Oct 14^th, 2016 at 5:55pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 14th, 2016 at 5:52pm: I saw it here, I know, I said I saw it  ;D ;D

I hope that when Sir Booby tries the yogurt cleanse, he remembers to take the yogurt out of the container.

"half through the mouth and half through the anus."

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Mb99ZOgp3IE/S1LuejBp4TI/AAAAAAAAClo/Ac5UueV0fY4/s800/18-01%20Strawberry%20frozen%20yogurt%20-%20Greek%20style%20yogurt.jpg

Gregg you have a one track mind and that is a worry   :o

As for the OP, that's just all kinds of wrong too!

Don't get me started on Fruit Loops.