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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high
heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and
perfect. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a
pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I am also wearing a
T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner - it smells
a little funny.

Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK.

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the
stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into
your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins
to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides
off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and I accidently rip a hole
in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft
breasts are rising and falling, rising and falling, as I breath harder
and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck.
Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back and
undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my
breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the
clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your
tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts.
They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling
our ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your spit off my breasts with the remains of my
blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a
*plop*.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard
tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in
and out, nibbling on your ... umm ... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling
through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed, aching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.
And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark. I'm lost.
Where's the bedroom.

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Wellhung: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies
pressing against each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off you glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the
glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and
toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom. It's dark. I'm feeling around for the
toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I
can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry
again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my ... you know ... thing ... in your
..... you know ... woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your
neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it
another second! Slide it in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on
my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all
floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my
underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet, nasty blouse.

.... cont'd ::)

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table.
I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture
frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of
your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing
at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

END.

This is 100% plagiarism. Why did you not acknowledge the source?

Here is one source. There are others for the same text:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/cyber

sounds like a typical Aussie and Lisa thread.

;D ;D

John Smith wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 7:11pm:

sounds like a typical Aussie and Lisa thread.

;D ;D

Not me Dear. I've been dumped. You are her new favourite.

Aussie wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 7:17pm:

John Smith wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 7:11pm:

sounds like a typical Aussie and Lisa thread.

;D ;D

Not me Dear. I've been dumped. You are her new favourite.

probably because you're flaccid

John Smith wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 8:26pm:

Aussie wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 7:17pm:

John Smith wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 7:11pm:

sounds like a typical Aussie and Lisa thread.

;D ;D

Not me Dear. I've been dumped. You are her new favourite.

probably because you're flaccid

Just the mention of her name, and that is what happens ~ how did you know? Thank goodness you are able to hold your own. Whatever would she do without you, Mr Smith?

Neferti wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 5:18pm:

That was a good one . ;D

I see the title has drawn out all the Ozpol weirdos.

Sunny_beach_babe wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 11:34pm:

I see the title has drawn out all the Ozpol weirdos.

ahh ... that explains why you're here.

Sunny_beach_babe wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 11:34pm:

I see the title has drawn out all the Ozpol weirdos.

Sunny Beach Babe Lisa Jones; don't hurry, there's enough for everyone:

Unforgiven wrote on Sep 17^th, 2016 at 1:59pm:

Sunny_beach_babe wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 11:34pm:

I see the title has drawn out all the Ozpol weirdos.

Sunny Beach Babe Lisa Jones; don't hurry, there's enough for everyone:

Jeeehus

Its time wrote on Sep 18^th, 2016 at 11:33pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Sep 17^th, 2016 at 1:59pm:

Sunny_beach_babe wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 11:34pm:

I see the title has drawn out all the Ozpol weirdos.

Sunny Beach Babe Lisa Jones; don't hurry, there's enough for everyone:

Jeeehus

;D

How would you get the sand out?!

Setanta wrote on Sep 18^th, 2016 at 11:46pm:

Its time wrote on Sep 18^th, 2016 at 11:33pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Sep 17^th, 2016 at 1:59pm:

Sunny_beach_babe wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 11:34pm:

I see the title has drawn out all the Ozpol weirdos.

Sunny Beach Babe Lisa Jones; don't hurry, there's enough for everyone:

Jeeehus

;D

How would you get the sand out?!

Don't be so sexist. You just need a hose and a massive penis. Only one of them you can get from Bunnings, but that hasn't stop Unforskin from going in and asking for both.

Sunny_beach_babe wrote on Sep 19^th, 2016 at 12:11am:

Setanta wrote on Sep 18^th, 2016 at 11:46pm:

Its time wrote on Sep 18^th, 2016 at 11:33pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Sep 17^th, 2016 at 1:59pm:

Sunny_beach_babe wrote on Sep 14^th, 2016 at 11:34pm:

I see the title has drawn out all the Ozpol weirdos.

Sunny Beach Babe Lisa Jones; don't hurry, there's enough for everyone:

Jeeehus

;D

How would you get the sand out?!

Don't be so sexist. You just need a hose and a massive penis. Only one of them you can get from Bunnings, but that hasn't stop Unforskin from going in and asking for both.

He could have scored both for the price of one if they had a savvy salesperson.

I was being weightist.

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