Post your "suck it leftard" messages here.
Try not to cry too hard lefties.

Your delicious tears nourish me.

Suck it lefties, you lost. How will you last the next three years of conservative rule, especially after the LNP resurrects the ABCC and unions sink to 10%?

https://m.popkey.co/a73e22/zJQ68.gif

Turnbull experiment = failed

Briggs = failed

Roy = failed

Mandate = gone


http://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/carlton-dancing.gif

Progressive = fail.

Time to bring back the hardline conservatives.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 10:56am:

Turnbull experiment = failed Briggs = failed Roy = failed Mandate = gone

http://viralsocialbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/14338393835796-anigif_enhanced-buzz-7187-1401985995-25.gif

Mandate shmandate...
Unless you get over 50% of the total vote don't even use the word.
As for Shorten and his idiocy about it in his speech...  suddenly the Coalition had a mandate...  well it was one Labor never honoured or accepted.  Seems to me Bill doesn't know lie from truth anymore.  If he ever did. ::)

Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2016 at 11:09pm:

Post your "suck it leftard" messages here. Try not to cry too hard lefties. Your delicious tears nourish me.

How sweet the song!!!!   I don't see many "Leftard" tears, but I see a lot of foul smelling bum sweat on the Upper and Lower seats as the defeated Coalition MPS slowly trek to a meeting place in the desert

Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 10:58am:

Progressive = fail. Time to bring back the hardline conservatives.

Grendel wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 10:59am:

Mandate shmandate... Unless you get over 50% of the total vote don't even use the word. As for Shorten and his idiocy about it in his speech...  suddenly the Coalition had a mandate...  well it was one Labor never honoured or accepted.  Seems to me Bill doesn't know lie from truth anymore.  If he ever did. ::)

oh yes they did

libs mandate was

no cuts to health
no cuts to education
no changes to pensions
no changes to super


that's what the libs promised before the election, and labor held them to it.

Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2016 at 11:09pm:

Post your "suck it leftard" messages here. Try not to cry too hard lefties. Your delicious tears nourish me.

I bet you wish you didn't start this thread last night given it now looks like Labor could well finish with more seats than the coalition. ;D

i don't see an awful lot of gloating from the righties here .... where'd they all run to?

John Smith wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 11:13am:

i don't see an awful lot of gloating from the righties here .... where'd they all run to?

Centrelink to console their unemployed local MP?

skippy. wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 11:12am:

Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 2nd, 2016 at 11:09pm: Post your "suck it leftard" messages here. Try not to cry too hard lefties. Your delicious tears nourish me. I bet you wish you didn't start this thread last night given it now looks like Labor could well finish with more seats than the coalition. ;D

Got rid of Turnbull and Shorten in one foul swoop.
It's a good day for conservatives.

Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 11:16am:

skippy. wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 11:12am: Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 2nd, 2016 at 11:09pm: Post your "suck it leftard" messages here. Try not to cry too hard lefties. Your delicious tears nourish me. I bet you wish you didn't start this thread last night given it now looks like Labor could well finish with more seats than the coalition. ;D Got rid of Turnbull and Shorten in one foul swoop. It's a good day for conservatives.

"fell" swoop

And, it's a terrible day for conservatives.

The Turnbull experiment failed miserably, and seats have been lost.

It's a glorious day for me.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 10:59am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 10:56am: Turnbull experiment = failed Briggs = failed Roy = failed Mandate = gone http://viralsocialbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/14338393835796-anigif_enhanced-buzz-7187-1401985995-25.gif

gweggy I didnt know you were black now that answers a lot of questions..

its strange how you celebrate CHAOS.....and of course death in certain circumstances.....but that aside....

you really do like dysfunction dont you?..I guess being a latched on unionist that makes sense..

but good luck with it anyway..

at least we know what makes your feeble mind tick...

skippy. wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 11:12am:

Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 2nd, 2016 at 11:09pm: Post your "suck it leftard" messages here. Try not to cry too hard lefties. Your delicious tears nourish me. I bet you wish you didn't start this thread last night given it now looks like Labor could well finish with more seats than the coalition. ;D

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT....be careful what you wish for.

cods wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 11:19am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 10:59am: greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 10:56am: Turnbull experiment = failed Briggs = failed Roy = failed Mandate = gone http://viralsocialbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/14338393835796-anigif_enhanced-buzz-7187-1401985995-25.gif gweggy I didnt know you were black now that answers a lot of questions.. its strange how you celebrate CHAOS.....and of course death in certain circumstances.....but that aside.... you really do like dysfunction dont you?..I guess being a latched on unionist that makes sense.. but good luck with it anyway.. at least we know what makes your feeble mind tick...

I really enjoy seeing a dysfunctional Liberal Party (and Government) fall apart at the seams - yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LdIL5WCso8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CizU8aB3c8

Just to liven things up a  bit - as of one hour ago - Labor hold 67 seats, LNP 65... others 5....

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-03/election-result-what-happens-now/7564250

Gloat thread


Looks like a case of premature egloatulation ?

There dose not seem to be anything for anyone to be gloating about.

cods wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 11:19am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 10:59am: [quote author=greggerypeccary link=1467464961/3#3 date=1467507372] Turnbull experiment = failed Briggs = failed Roy = failed Mandate = gone [quote] gweggy I didnt know you were black now that answers a lot of questions..

Gweggy isn't black. His Bukkake donators are.

Also of interest is the Senate vote to date - with over 5% informal....

http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/senate/

That 5%+ is worrying to me..... brooding hostility I would say rather than inactive disinterest....

Dnarever wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 11:26am:

Gloat thread Looks like a case of premature egloatulation ? There does not seem to be anything for anyone to be gloating about.

Not on the conservative side, anyway.

I don't like to gloat, so I'll just mention that before the election, I was discussing the possibility of a hung Parliament, with five to seven crossbenchers including Wilkie, Bandt, McGowan and Katter all being returned, a swing to Labor of 3%, the Greens getting 10% of the vote and the Greens being competitive in Batman.

And I was discussing most of this four months ago.

You can bask in my magnificence ... now.

John Smith wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 11:09am:

Grendel wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 10:59am: Mandate shmandate... Unless you get over 50% of the total vote don't even use the word. As for Shorten and his idiocy about it in his speech...  suddenly the Coalition had a mandate...  well it was one Labor never honoured or accepted.  Seems to me Bill doesn't know lie from truth anymore.  If he ever did. ::) oh yes they did libs mandate was no cuts to health no cuts to education no changes to pensions no changes to super that's what the libs promised before the election, and labor held them to it.

You are such and ignorant lying TROLL...

67 lab-65 lnp- so many tears here  ;D 

How many seats undecided?

Turncoat won't win, I said he wouldn't, the lying, cheating sod.  ;D

What has happened in the Senate, apart from Pauline and Hinch?

When will people learn?

Democracy just doesn't work.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A Liberal government and Pauline Hanson. SUCK OUR BALL LEFTARDS!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Neferti wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 12:38pm:

How many seats undecided? Turncoat won't win, I said he wouldn't, the lying, cheating sod.  ;D What has happened in the Senate, apart from Pauline and Hinch?

ABC Source

NSW: Coalition 4 (+1 likely), ALP 4, Greens 1 likely, in doubt 2.
Vic: Coalition 4, ALP 4, Greens 1, Hinch 1 likely, in doubt 2.
Qld: Coalition 4, ALP 3, ONP 1, Greens 1 likely, in doubt 3.
WA: Liberals 4 (+1 likely), ALP 3 (+1 likely), Greens 1, in doubt 2.
SA: Liberal 4, ALP 3 (+1 likely), NXT 2 (+1 likely), Greens 1 likely.
Tas: ALP 4, Liberal 4, Greens 1, Lambie 1, in doubt 2.
ACT: ALP 1, Liberal 1 likely.
NT: ALP 1, CLP 1.

Totals (76):
Coalition 25 (+3 likely).
ALP 23 (+2 likely).
Greens 3 (+3 likely).
Hinch 1 likely.
ONP 1.
NXT 2 (+1 likely)
Lambie 1.
In doubt 11.

Mr Hammer wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 12:48pm:

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A Liberal government and Pauline Hanson. SUCK OUR BALL LEFTARDS!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

The lnp cannot firm majority government.

The alp has more seats and the senate is even more hostile.

:D :D

21st Century Dialup Network wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 2:13pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 12:48pm: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A Liberal government and Pauline Hanson. SUCK OUR BALL LEFTARDS!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D The lnp cannot form majority government. The alp has more seats and the senate is even more hostile. :D :D

Malcolm says he is confident of forming a majority Govt.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 3:28pm:

21st Century Dialup Network wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 2:13pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 12:48pm: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A Liberal government and Pauline Hanson. SUCK OUR BALL LEFTARDS!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D The lnp cannot form majority government. The alp has more seats and the senate is even more hostile. :D :D Malcolm says he is confident of forming a majority Govt.

One word , senate  ;D

I don't agree with either side on this.
So far it is more likely that the Coalition will form a majority government than Labor.  We will just have to wait and see.
As for the Senate, the changes have made a change and at the next election the change will be more marked.  I don't see this Senate more fractured and harder to deal with than the last.  But we will have to wait and see what the final count reveals.
I suggest everyone just sit back and wait and see.

Grendel wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 3:35pm:

I suggest everyone just sit back and wait and see.

While it's good advice, it's unlikely people will heed it. It's too much fun to speculate.

Bam wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 4:57pm:

Grendel wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 3:35pm: I suggest everyone just sit back and wait and see. While it's good advice, it's unlikely people will heed it. It's too much fun to speculate.

To say this isn't going to be anything but a total disaster for Libtards is quite simply , fantasy.

Bam wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 4:57pm:

Grendel wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 3:35pm: I suggest everyone just sit back and wait and see. While it's good advice, it's unlikely people will heed it. It's too much fun to speculate.

Idle unnecessary speculation is just a waste of energy

Its time wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 5:10pm:

Bam wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 4:57pm: Grendel wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 3:35pm: I suggest everyone just sit back and wait and see. While it's good advice, it's unlikely people will heed it. It's too much fun to speculate. To say this isn't going to be anything but a total disaster for Libtards is quite simply , fantasy.

Are you hearing voices Leftard?
You must be... :D

cods wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 11:20am:

skippy. wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 11:12am: Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 2nd, 2016 at 11:09pm: Post your "suck it leftard" messages here. Try not to cry too hard lefties. Your delicious tears nourish me. I bet you wish you didn't start this thread last night given it now looks like Labor could well finish with more seats than the coalition. ;D GOOD LUCK WITH THAT....be careful what you wish for.

No wishes from me. Thems the facts Codsy.
According to Casssiday on Insiders this morning that as of end of counting last night the coalition have dropped became to 70 seats Labor have 67 the Greens 1 and 4 to "others" with 8 in doubt and Labor ahead in 6 of those. If Labor stay ahead the coalition can not even form a minority government. I'd have thought you'd be happy about that given you claimed you wouldn't vote for them. ::)
You're either in denial or not real good at maths. I said last week a hung parliament was on the cards but I don't want to skyte. 8-)
If it pans out like it sits at the moment that's a hung parliament with no one able to form government. Beeeeeeeuuutifulll.

Grendel wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 5:34pm:

Its time wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 5:10pm: Bam wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 4:57pm: Grendel wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 3:35pm: I suggest everyone just sit back and wait and see. While it's good advice, it's unlikely people will heed it. It's too much fun to speculate. To say this isn't going to be anything but a total disaster for Libtards is quite simply , fantasy. Are you hearing voices Leftard? You must be... :D

Have Libs learnt to negotiate ? Or you still cant wrap your head around the fact that it wasn't the senate that was the problem ?

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Vic wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 6:11pm:

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

We should stick with the current mob..... and errrrr. their new leader.

skippy. wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 5:50pm:

cods wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 11:20am: skippy. wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 11:12am: Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 2nd, 2016 at 11:09pm: Post your "suck it leftard" messages here. Try not to cry too hard lefties. Your delicious tears nourish me. I bet you wish you didn't start this thread last night given it now looks like Labor could well finish with more seats than the coalition. ;D GOOD LUCK WITH THAT....be careful what you wish for. No wishes from me. Thems the facts Codsy. According to Casssiday on Insiders this morning that as of end of counting last night the coalition have dropped became to 70 seats Labor have 67 the Greens 1 and 4 to "others" with 8 in doubt and Labor ahead in 6 of those. If Labor stay ahead the coalition can not even form a minority government. I'd have thought you'd be happy about that given you claimed you wouldn't vote for them. ::) You're either in denial or not real good at maths. I said last week a hung parliament was on the cards but I don't want to skyte. 8-) If it pans out like it sits at the moment that's a hung parliament with no one able to form government. Beeeeeeeuuutifulll.

I would have preferred that either Labor or Liberal had
a large victory & that they controlled the Senate too.

We need to get this country back on the road to repair -
otherwise we'll end up like Greece.
The first sign would be losing our AAA credit rating.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 6:23pm:

skippy. wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 5:50pm: cods wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 11:20am: skippy. wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 11:12am: Rubber Johnny wrote on Jul 2nd, 2016 at 11:09pm: Post your "suck it leftard" messages here. Try not to cry too hard lefties. Your delicious tears nourish me. I bet you wish you didn't start this thread last night given it now looks like Labor could well finish with more seats than the coalition. ;D GOOD LUCK WITH THAT....be careful what you wish for. No wishes from me. Thems the facts Codsy. According to Casssiday on Insiders this morning that as of end of counting last night the coalition have dropped became to 70 seats Labor have 67 the Greens 1 and 4 to "others" with 8 in doubt and Labor ahead in 6 of those. If Labor stay ahead the coalition can not even form a minority government. I'd have thought you'd be happy about that given you claimed you wouldn't vote for them. ::) You're either in denial or not real good at maths. I said last week a hung parliament was on the cards but I don't want to skyte. 8-) If it pans out like it sits at the moment that's a hung parliament with no one able to form government. Beeeeeeeuuutifulll. I would have preferred that either Labor or Liberal had a large victory & that they controlled the Senate too. We need to get this country back on the road to repair - otherwise we'll end up like Greece. The first sign would be losing our AAA credit rating.

Croc has explained this to you on multiple occasions , you only see big figures with out the context , beyond help I am afraid , don't stress you're surrounded by fellow rtards that don't get it, never will  :D

Its time wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 6:45pm:

Croc has explained this to you on multiple occasions , you only see big figures with out the context , beyond help I am afraid , don't stress you're surrounded by fellow rtards that don't get it, never will  :D

We are borrowing 1 $billion per month to keep this country afloat.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11668059



The worst prospect for voters now is a trio of political horrors: a hung parliament, an unworkable Senate, and the dumping of another prime minister.

If he does limp back to power, Turnbull faces the prospect of having to put Abbott into his ministry if he wants to repel an internal Liberal rebellion.

And a wounded Turnbull Administration would also have to deal with outspoken cross bench members, including up to three senators from the Nick Xenophon team - broadcaster Derryn Hinch, Pauline Hanson and another Hanson candidate.

The uncertainty will continue until Tuesday at least and might not be resolved until one million postal votes are opened.

Counting from Saturday's election has been suspended for two days with neither the Coalition nor Labor knowing whether the two-month campaign has produced a majority government.

Labor has taken at least 12 extra seats and while another dozen are in doubt it is unlikely it will get enough to govern.

But triumphant Labor leader Bill Shorten, his own leadership cemented by his campaign performance, has warned Turnbull his mandate has been smashed and the Opposition will harass on all fronts.

Shorten pointed to one certainty: "One thing is for sure: The Labor Party is back."

The ALP has a remarkable swag of seats: Patterson, Macarthur, Macquarie, Lindsay, Eden-Monaro, Dobell in NSW; Braddon, Bass, Lyons in Tasmania; Solomon in the Northern Territory; Herbert, Longman in Queensland; the new seat of Burt in Western Australia.

The pause in counting is expected to be filled by growing Liberal criticism of Turnbull, particularly from backers of Abbott.

    The man should resign
    Andrew Bolt

"Bit 'ard.. but eh.. coupla days!"

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Gosh this thread is soaked with the tears of the sobbing disillusioned Lefties furious that they were dudded by such a dill as Shorty.

Just wait till Pumping Pauline gets up and bashes and lashes the Lefties and Greenies into submission with scalding descriptions of their insanity.

juliar wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 7:00pm:

Gosh this thread is soaked with the tears of the sobbing disillusioned Lefties furious that they were dudded by such a dill as Shorty. Just wait till Pumping Pauline gets up and bashes and lashes the Lefties and Greenies into submission with scalding descriptions of their insanity.

http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm backing pauline now ? Not mal anymore ? Wow you sure turn fast loser  ;D ;D

Its time wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 7:02pm:

juliar wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 7:00pm: Gosh this thread is soaked with the tears of the sobbing disillusioned Lefties furious that they were dudded by such a dill as Shorty. Just wait till Pumping Pauline gets up and bashes and lashes the Lefties and Greenies into submission with scalding descriptions of their insanity. http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm backing pauline now ? Not mal anymore ? Wow you sure turn fast loser  ;D ;D

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11668082

Pauline Hanson is back in the Australian Senate and she has Islam in her sights


ISLAM

One Nation describes Islam as a "totalitarian political system" masquerading as a religion and is calling for an "inquiry or Royal Commission to determine if Islam is a religion or political ideology".

Islam, it says, "does not believe in democracy" and "is proving to be seditious against every nation and government on earth".

Banning the burqa and niqab in public, banning Halal certification, stopping Muslim immigration and installing surveillance cameras in mosques are just some of One Nation's proposals.

It also wants a ban on any new mosques being built until the inquiry is held, would "investigate welfare payments paid to Muslims who may be in multiple marriages, having multiple children", and would forbid the swearing in of Muslim MPs under the Koran.

"Australia is now seeing big changes in the suburbs which are predominately Muslim," One Nation's policy platform states.

Well if she has lets hope she doesn't make an ass of herself and she surrounds herself with smarter people than she has in the past.

Grendel wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 7:31pm:

Well if she has lets hope she doesn't make an ass of herself and she surrounds herself with smarter people than she has in the past.

She's off to a great start....with James Ashby.  That bloke has real credibility.

Link Aussie... current staff list pls

Bobby. wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 7:16pm:

Its time wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 7:02pm: juliar wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 7:00pm: Gosh this thread is soaked with the tears of the sobbing disillusioned Lefties furious that they were dudded by such a dill as Shorty. Just wait till Pumping Pauline gets up and bashes and lashes the Lefties and Greenies into submission with scalding descriptions of their insanity. http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm backing pauline now ? Not mal anymore ? Wow you sure turn fast loser  ;D ;D http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11668082 Pauline Hanson is back in the Australian Senate and she has Islam in her sights ISLAM One Nation describes Islam as a "totalitarian political system" masquerading as a religion and is calling for an "inquiry or Royal Commission to determine if Islam is a religion or political ideology". Islam, it says, "does not believe in democracy" and "is proving to be seditious against every nation and government on earth". Banning the burqa and niqab in public, banning Halal certification, stopping Muslim immigration and installing surveillance cameras in mosques are just some of One Nation's proposals. It also wants a ban on any new mosques being built until the inquiry is held, would "investigate welfare payments paid to Muslims who may be in multiple marriages, having multiple children", and would forbid the swearing in of Muslim MPs under the Koran. "Australia is now seeing big changes in the suburbs which are predominately Muslim," One Nation's policy platform states.

Really, where other than beyond the S bend in my dunnies does she think she'll get with that bigotted crap?

Grendel wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 7:43pm:

Link Aussie... current staff list pls

Link.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8uNHPhCcAEnaWQ.jpg

Proves nothing...
I want proof Aussie.
If it is factual and we both agree with that policy hash... BTW... she needs all the help she can get and he isn't helping.

Grendel wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 7:55pm:

Proves nothing... I want proof Aussie.

Did you read the link?



{Edit:  bugger.....now it hides behind a paywall!}

Aussie wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2016 at 7:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 7:16pm: Its time wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 7:02pm: juliar wrote on Jul 3rd, 2016 at 7:00pm: Gosh this thread is soaked with the tears of the sobbing disillusioned Lefties furious that they were dudded by such a dill as Shorty. Just wait till Pumping Pauline gets up and bashes and lashes the Lefties and Greenies into submission with scalding descriptions of their insanity. http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm backing pauline now ? Not mal anymore ? Wow you sure turn fast loser  ;D ;D http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11668082 Pauline Hanson is back in the Australian Senate and she has Islam in her sights ISLAM One Nation describes Islam as a "totalitarian political system" masquerading as a religion and is calling for an "inquiry or Royal Commission to determine if Islam is a religion or political ideology". Islam, it says, "does not believe in democracy" and "is proving to be seditious against every nation and government on earth". Banning the burqa and niqab in public, banning Halal certification, stopping Muslim immigration and installing surveillance cameras in mosques are just some of One Nation's proposals. It also wants a ban on any new mosques being built until the inquiry is held, would "investigate welfare payments paid to Muslims who may be in multiple marriages, having multiple children", and would forbid the swearing in of Muslim MPs under the Koran. "Australia is now seeing big changes in the suburbs which are predominately Muslim," One Nation's policy platform states. Really, where other than beyond the S bend in my dunnies does she think she'll get with that bigotted crap?

Malky will have to deal with Pauline.