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Maybe this is your chance to find real love Herbie!

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Refined English Gentleman  well educated in exclusive boarding college etc. Fit and active loves dancing.....

I remember her from 'Sons and daughters' ... she was scary. No thanks

Rowena has been looking for a 'wallet' for ages.  She is broke, absolutely dirt poor.

A couple of years ago she lived in Nambour on the Sunshine Coast and was a regular Cab user.  Pleasant enough woman, polite but a cold personality.

You'd be a shoe-in Herbert.

Here in Sydney we had a whole series of Current Affairs type programs showing Rowena Wallace as destitute and living on the bones of her arse.

Somehow she managed to blow all her millions on drugs and Christ-knows-what-else.

And NOW she's looking for some poor ignorant bugger who doesn't know her story - to become the next host to her parasitic instincts. She'll suck his bank account dry before moving on to the next sucker.

God help the poor bastard.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:07pm:

Here in Sydney we had a whole series of Current Affairs type programs showing Rowena Wallace as destitute and living on the bones of her arse. Somehow she managed to blow all her millions on drugs and Christ-knows-what-else. And NOW she's looking for some poor ignorant bugger who doesn't know her story - to become the next host to her parasitic instincts. She'll suck his bank account dry before moving on to the next sucker. God help the poor bastard.

So I take that as a no Herb!  ::)

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:03pm:

Rowena has been looking for a 'wallet' for ages.  She is broke, absolutely dirt poor. A couple of years ago she lived in Nambour on the Sunshine Coast and was a regular Cab user.  Pleasant enough woman, polite but a cold personality. You'd be a shoe-in Herbert.

Didn't somebody at PA reckon she was sometimes mistaken for this person?

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:03pm:

Rowena has been looking for a 'wallet' for ages.  She is broke, absolutely dirt poor. A couple of years ago she lived in Nambour on the Sunshine Coast and was a regular Cab user.  Pleasant enough woman, polite but a cold personality. You'd be a shoe-in Herbert.

Interesting.

I remember the ACA segments which showed her living over there with an 'artist' friend in some sort of tin outhouse. She was trying to flog her logie awards.

Cold personality - I believe it. She didn't have much to be 'warm' about, did she? Rat poor, no nothing. You could hardly expect her to be in a happy frame of mind.

But still had enough to pay for taxis? I wonder who was financing that extravagance.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 2:54pm:

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Funny, I always thought she was butch.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:14pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:03pm: Rowena has been looking for a 'wallet' for ages.  She is broke, absolutely dirt poor. A couple of years ago she lived in Nambour on the Sunshine Coast and was a regular Cab user.  Pleasant enough woman, polite but a cold personality. You'd be a shoe-in Herbert. Interesting. I remember the ACA segments which showed her living over there with an 'artist' friend in some sort of tin outhouse. She was trying to flog her logie awards. Cold personality - I believe it. She didn't have much to be 'warm' about, did she? Rat poor, no nothing. You could hardly expect her to be in a happy frame of mind. But still had enough to pay for taxis? I wonder who was financing that extravagance.

She lived in a rented House, modern enough, no car, hence the Cabs.  She'd Cab down from the Home to Woolies, buy her groceries, line up at the Woolies Rank like anyone else, and Cab home.  $20.00 round trip.  Never much in the way of groceries purchased, but no sign of any drug dependancy or booze.   Always wore very dark sunglasses.

skippy. wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:15pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 2:54pm: link Funny, I always thought she was butch.

So did I. I think she might still be a dyke without a bike.

But then women don't come with back-pockets with fat wallets in them.

She's a POM ... born in the UK in 1947.

Probably a BIPOLAR person.  Bipolar is generated though the United Kingdom by their DNA with Africans (or is it Indians?). Those darkie people, anyway. 

She is still young enough to play parts on Aussie TV stuff ... why doesn't she?

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:19pm:

Always wore very dark sunglasses.

Was living with an abusive boyfriend? Or were those black eyes just from walking into door knobs?

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:19pm:  Always wore very dark sunglasses. Was living with an abusive boyfriend? Or were those black eyes just from walking into door knobs?

Near as we could tell, she was living alone.

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:36pm:

She's a POM ... born in the UK in 1947. Probably a BIPOLAR person.  Bipolar is generated though the United Kingdom by their DNA with Africans (or is it Indians?). Those darkie people, anyway.  She is still young enough to play parts on Aussie TV stuff ... why doesn't she?

The last I saw of her professionally was when she was on the panel of Beauty and the Beast with Stan Zemanek. Slurred her words and came across as totally doped out on prescription drugs or the illegal kind.

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:10pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:07pm: Here in Sydney we had a whole series of Current Affairs type programs showing Rowena Wallace as destitute and living on the bones of her arse. Somehow she managed to blow all her millions on drugs and Christ-knows-what-else. And NOW she's looking for some poor ignorant bugger who doesn't know her story - to become the next host to her parasitic instincts. She'll suck his bank account dry before moving on to the next sucker. God help the poor bastard. So I take that as a no Herb!  ::)

Not necessarily ... Herb has no money for her to suck dry, so for him he has nothing to lose.

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:53pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:51pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:19pm:  Always wore very dark sunglasses. Was living with an abusive boyfriend? Or were those black eyes just from walking into door knobs? Near as we could tell, she was living alone.

She would have got more dole by living as a couple.

At a human level I feel sorry for her, but you have to wonder how with all her money she didn't even buy a flat for herself at Potts Point for her eventual retirement.

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:55pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:10pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:07pm: Here in Sydney we had a whole series of Current Affairs type programs showing Rowena Wallace as destitute and living on the bones of her arse. Somehow she managed to blow all her millions on drugs and Christ-knows-what-else. And NOW she's looking for some poor ignorant bugger who doesn't know her story - to become the next host to her parasitic instincts. She'll suck his bank account dry before moving on to the next sucker. God help the poor bastard. So I take that as a no Herb!  ::) Not necessarily ... Herb has no money for her to suck dry, so for him he has nothing to lose.

Precisely.

Thank you, John.

Isn't it any sane person's top priority while they're fit and young and earning a salary - to buy a residential property for themselves?

It doesn't matter how humble and down-market it is ~ it's YOUR castle, and no rent will ever be needed to pay for living in it.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:58pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:55pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:10pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:07pm: Here in Sydney we had a whole series of Current Affairs type programs showing Rowena Wallace as destitute and living on the bones of her arse. Somehow she managed to blow all her millions on drugs and Christ-knows-what-else. And NOW she's looking for some poor ignorant bugger who doesn't know her story - to become the next host to her parasitic instincts. She'll suck his bank account dry before moving on to the next sucker. God help the poor bastard. So I take that as a no Herb!  ::) Not necessarily ... Herb has no money for her to suck dry, so for him he has nothing to lose. Precisely. Thank you, John.

What about his Virginity ?

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry Herb just kidding!

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:22pm:

Sorry Herb just kidding!

No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse.

Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:51pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nah.  Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down.

Leave her alone... at kleast she doesnt pretend to be what she isnt...

and for a minute there I thought herb was claiming she was running for the senate.. ::) ::)

when you look at the bozos we elect we couldnt be any worse off.

good luck Rowena I wish you well.

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

Yuk!

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife.

Do mail order brides cost much Oz.?

As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women.

In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance.

This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with.

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:53pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:51pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Nah.  Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down.

Whilst your a postcard? You wouldn't need an Indian mail order bride to get your kicks, were you not ugly as sin.

People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. Do mail order brides cost much Oz.?

Actually you'd be surprised what goes on.
I'm very good friends with a migration agent and the stories are hilarious.

There's actually a burgeoning industry in arranged marriages and a fake husband can get about 50k and a wife about 70.

I heard a story about a poor old fellow who go 50k for marrying a chinese woman and he blew it aĺl on a Thai woman. Interesting transfer of wealth.

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:20pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:58pm: John Smith wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:55pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:10pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 3:07pm: Here in Sydney we had a whole series of Current Affairs type programs showing Rowena Wallace as destitute and living on the bones of her arse. Somehow she managed to blow all her millions on drugs and Christ-knows-what-else. And NOW she's looking for some poor ignorant bugger who doesn't know her story - to become the next host to her parasitic instincts. She'll suck his bank account dry before moving on to the next sucker. God help the poor bastard. So I take that as a no Herb!  ::) Not necessarily ... Herb has no money for her to suck dry, so for him he has nothing to lose. Precisely. Thank you, John. What about his Virginity ? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

he's actually hoping she'll take that off him.

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:22pm:

People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D

which one?

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:18pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:53pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:51pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Nah.  Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down. Whilst your a postcard? You wouldn't need an Indian mail order bride to get your kicks, were you not ugly as sin.

What's the difference between a brick and a sunshine coast taxi driver?

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:22pm:

People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D

Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa?

Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically!

Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:28pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:18pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:53pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:51pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Nah.  Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down. Whilst your a postcard? You wouldn't need an Indian mail order bride to get your kicks, were you not ugly as sin. What's the difference between a brick and a sunshine coast taxi driver?

The brick doesn't have a law degree from the Sunshine School  of tafe.

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:28pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:18pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:53pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:51pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Nah.  Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down. Whilst your a postcard? You wouldn't need an Indian mail order bride to get your kicks, were you not ugly as sin. What's the difference between a brick and a sunshine coast taxi driver?

Glen Lazarus's wife!  ;D

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:29pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa? Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically! Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D

yesterday she said she attended anti Hawke rallies when she was at uni ... since Hawke was Pm 35 yrs ago, assuming she was at least 18 when at uni, that would make her at least 55  :D :D :D


not quite the young 35 yr old she pretends to be  :D :D

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:32pm:

GordyL wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:28pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:18pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:53pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:51pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Nah.  Physically, she looked like a brick from the neck down. Whilst your a postcard? You wouldn't need an Indian mail order bride to get your kicks, were you not ugly as sin. What's the difference between a brick and a sunshine coast taxi driver? Glen Lazarus's wife!  ;D

Nearly.  A brick gets laid ;)

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:29pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D

Of course I do, Red, it's when a guy (OVER 30) is still living at home with his Mum and she tells him to go outside and cut the firewood, while she has a "nookie" with his dad.  ;D

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:38pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:29pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D Of course I do, Red, it's when a guy (OVER 30) is still living at home with his Mum and she tells him to go outside and cut the firewood, while she has a "nookie" with his dad.  ;D

Oh I see, that is history in my house!

Barely a memory!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 4:51pm:

I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

That actually occurred to me too, Redneck, but I was too polite to say anything.

I had an Italian landlord once who owned several bed-sitters in this one block, and one of the tenants didn't need to pay rent for just this reason. I couldn't really blame her.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:18pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:51pm: I was going to suggest Aussie could offer her a free ride home for a bit of nookie! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That actually occurred to me too, Redneck, but I was too polite to say anything. I had an Italian landlord once who owned several bed-sitters in this one block, and one of the tenants didn't need to pay rent for just this reason. I couldn't really blame her.

Out of a $10.00 Cab fare....I'd want change.

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:20pm:

Out of a $10.00 Cab fare....I'd want change.

Or?

Neferti wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 6:31pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 6:20pm: Out of a $10.00 Cab fare....I'd want change. Or?

There is no 'or.'

Herby - she's your kind of gal - go for it.

She has a meat wallet,,, she will find some one

Whats her address again Aussie?

I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan!

Not me you damn fools!

How dare you!

:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

[quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie?

I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan!

Not me you damn fools!

How dare you!

:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote]

Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find.

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:33pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:29pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa? Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically! Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D yesterday she said she attended anti Hawke rallies when she was at uni ... since Hawke was Pm 35 yrs ago, assuming she was at least 18 when at uni, that would make her at least 55  :D :D :D not quite the young 35 yr old she pretends to be  :D :D

You clearly suck at maths and politics....but you're an excellent filthy liar in the area of rescripting my posts.

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:55pm:

[quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find.

You should be able to catch a cab, without the cabbie giving out your address on a public forum. This is why I'm so careful about my own privacy.

Nice one oz.

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:29pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa? Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically! Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D

Oi troll!

My dad would have been 66 had he been alive.

I was born when he turned 21.

You do the math. 

Now bugger off!

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:02pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz.

Yeas, you should, and you can.  I highly recommend you go to that address.

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:02pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz.

Is Aussie stalking again?

He did that last night.

What a creepy guy. >:(

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women.

You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted.



Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:16pm:

In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance. This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with.

Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room?  :-* :P

You, Lisa Jones, and your alter ego Nicole Page 2016 would look great holding hands as you knock on the front door there.  You'll be most welcome.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:06pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women. You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted. Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance. This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with. Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room?  :-* :P

Ummmm, are you both seriously joking?

God I so hope so  :o

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:07pm:

You, Lisa Jones, and your alter ego Nicole Page 2016 would look great holding hands as you knock on the front door there.  You'll be most welcome.

Whose door?

I've not been online long.

And I can't be bothered reading back.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:06pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women. You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted. Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance. This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with. Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room?  :-* :P

Don't push your luck old man. Every 12 Months or so when Mercury aligns with venus, something strange comes across my waters and I feel a certain degree of fondness for you.

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:02pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, without the cabbie giving out your address on a public forum. This is why I'm so careful about my own privacy. Nice one oz.

Absolutely correct. That's totally unprofessional and a blatant breach of your duty of care to one of your passengers. Very unethical and should have you banned from the taxi industry.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:13pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, without the cabbie giving out your address on a public forum. This is why I'm so careful about my own privacy. Nice one oz. Absolutely correct. That's totally unprofessional and a blatant breach of your duty of care to one of your passengers. Very unethical and should have you banned from the taxi industry.

I suggest you and Jones/Page go there.  Hand yourselves in.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:13pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, without the cabbie giving out your address on a public forum. This is why I'm so careful about my own privacy. Nice one oz. Absolutely correct. That's totally unprofessional and a blatant breach of your duty of care to one of your passengers. Very unethical and should have you banned from the taxi industry.

And he cries about people flockingbto Uber

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:13pm:

Don't push your luck old man. Every 12 Months or so when Mercury aligns with venus, something strange comes across my waters and I feel a certain degree of fondness for you.

I must warn you - the only thing I'm capable of riding these days is my electric bicycle, and even with that I've been known to run out of .. er .. 'power' before finishing my .. er .. 'journey', if you get my drift.  :-[

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:15pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:13pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, without the cabbie giving out your address on a public forum. This is why I'm so careful about my own privacy. Nice one oz. Absolutely correct. That's totally unprofessional and a blatant breach of your duty of care to one of your passengers. Very unethical and should have you banned from the taxi industry. I suggest you and Jones/Page go there.  Hand yourselves in.

Where are the 3 of us going?????

Sheesh I've not been home long.

I don't want to go anywhere thanks.

Plus as I've just had a shower, my hair is still wet.

No thanks, I'm staying in my pj's and white fluffy slippers...in front of this lovely gas heater.

You lot go ahead .....to wherever it is you're talking about.

In case your Tom Tom lets you down Herbert and Jones/Page, here's a picture.....doesn't do its true magnificence justice at all, but at least you'll have some idea what to look for.

https://media.apnarm.net.au/img/media/images/2016/05/23/b88132458z1_20160523060608_000gq061jko2-0-ac8ixskb94k59g069m2_fct1836x1361x8x3_ct620x465.jpg

https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380908149ra/3171473.gif

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:18pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:13pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, without the cabbie giving out your address on a public forum. This is why I'm so careful about my own privacy. Nice one oz. Absolutely correct. That's totally unprofessional and a blatant breach of your duty of care to one of your passengers. Very unethical and should have you banned from the taxi industry. And he cries about people flocking to Uber

He's been taken to the cleaners thanks to Uber.

Hence the constant crying and whinging by our resident crybaby cabbie.  :'(

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:23pm:

In case your Tom Tom lets you down Herbert and Jones/Page, here's a picture.....doesn't do its true magnificence justice at all, but at least you'll have some idea what to look for. https://media.apnarm.net.au/img/media/images/2016/05/23/b88132458z1_20160523060608_000gq061jko2-0-ac8ixskb94k59g069m2_fct1836x1361x8x3_ct620x465.jpg https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380908149ra/3171473.gif

1. Got no idea what a Tom Tom is.

2. Got no idea where Nambor is.

:(

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:25pm:

GordyL wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:18pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:13pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, without the cabbie giving out your address on a public forum. This is why I'm so careful about my own privacy. Nice one oz. Absolutely correct. That's totally unprofessional and a blatant breach of your duty of care to one of your passengers. Very unethical and should have you banned from the taxi industry. And he cries about people flocking to Uber He's been taken to the cleaners thanks to Uber. Hence the constant crying and whinging by our resident crybaby cabbie.  :'(

He's getting one INR per AUD on what his plates used to be worth.

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:31pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:25pm: GordyL wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:18pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:13pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, without the cabbie giving out your address on a public forum. This is why I'm so careful about my own privacy. Nice one oz. Absolutely correct. That's totally unprofessional and a blatant breach of your duty of care to one of your passengers. Very unethical and should have you banned from the taxi industry. And he cries about people flocking to Uber He's been taken to the cleaners thanks to Uber. Hence the constant crying and whinging by our resident crybaby cabbie.  :'( He's getting one INR per AUD on what his plates used to be worth.

Yep.

In short, he's a nong when it comes to managing money.

AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IT. ;D

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:23pm:

In case your Tom Tom lets you down Herbert and Jones/Page, here's a picture.....doesn't do its true magnificence justice at all, but at least you'll have some idea what to look for. https://media.apnarm.net.au/img/media/images/2016/05/23/b88132458z1_20160523060608_000gq061jko2-0-ac8ixskb94k59g069m2_fct1836x1361x8x3_ct620x465.jpg https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380908149ra/3171473.gif

Fair enough, Aussie - you have redeemed yourself, but we've got our eye on you ...

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:44pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:23pm: In case your Tom Tom lets you down Herbert and Jones/Page, here's a picture.....doesn't do its true magnificence justice at all, but at least you'll have some idea what to look for. https://media.apnarm.net.au/img/media/images/2016/05/23/b88132458z1_20160523060608_000gq061jko2-0-ac8ixskb94k59g069m2_fct1836x1361x8x3_ct620x465.jpg https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380908149ra/3171473.gif Fair enough, Aussie - you have redeemed yourself, but we've got our eye on you ...

Great.  Makes it much easier to make you, and the others who get sucked in so easily, look pretty foolish, wot?

http://www.aqueductfishing.zoomshare.com/files/fish050.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4281760/egg-to-face-o.gif

http://data.whicdn.com/images/6877628/large.gif

One day, you and they will learn.

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 7:59pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:33pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:29pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa? Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically! Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D yesterday she said she attended anti Hawke rallies when she was at uni ... since Hawke was Pm 35 yrs ago, assuming she was at least 18 when at uni, that would make her at least 55  :D :D :D not quite the young 35 yr old she pretends to be  :D :D You clearly suck at maths and politics....but you're an excellent filthy liar in the area of rescripting my posts.

I'm not as bad as you .. I may be off by one or two years, you're off by 20  :D :D :D :D

Ohhhhhhhhhh so this topic is about Rowena Wallace.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowena_Wallace

She sounds just like our crybaby cabbie.

Desperate, bankrupt and pushing 70.

They'd make a great couple  :P

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:58pm:

Ohhhhhhhhhh so this topic is about Rowena Wallace.

what gave it away?  :D :D :D :D

you probably thought the topic was about you  ;D ;D ;D

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:57pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:59pm: John Smith wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:33pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:29pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa? Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically! Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D yesterday she said she attended anti Hawke rallies when she was at uni ... since Hawke was Pm 35 yrs ago, assuming she was at least 18 when at uni, that would make her at least 55  :D :D :D not quite the young 35 yr old she pretends to be  :D :D You clearly suck at maths and politics....but you're an excellent filthy liar in the area of rescripting my posts. I'm not as bad as you .. I may be off by one or two years, you're off by 20  :D :D :D :D

You're just off.

Seriously disturbed AND off.

And you've been like that since your notorious Yahoo days.

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:00pm:

John Smith wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:57pm: Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:59pm: John Smith wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:33pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:29pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa? Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically! Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D yesterday she said she attended anti Hawke rallies when she was at uni ... since Hawke was Pm 35 yrs ago, assuming she was at least 18 when at uni, that would make her at least 55  :D :D :D not quite the young 35 yr old she pretends to be  :D :D You clearly suck at maths and politics....but you're an excellent filthy liar in the area of rescripting my posts. I'm not as bad as you .. I may be off by one or two years, you're off by 20  :D :D :D :D You're just off. Seriously disturbed AND off. And you've been like that since your notorious Yahoo days.

you realise you sound like a stark raving lunatic every time you make that claim, right?


who am I kidding, you sound like a stark raving lunatic all the time.

John Smith wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:03pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 9:00pm: John Smith wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:57pm: Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:59pm: John Smith wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:33pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:29pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:22pm: People who use the word "nookie" are older than Lisa Jones' father.  ;D Yes most likely, but the again how old is Lisa? Mid Fifties I suspect from all the history from Yahoo, being brought up periodically! Do you know what it means Nef?  ;D yesterday she said she attended anti Hawke rallies when she was at uni ... since Hawke was Pm 35 yrs ago, assuming she was at least 18 when at uni, that would make her at least 55  :D :D :D not quite the young 35 yr old she pretends to be  :D :D You clearly suck at maths and politics....but you're an excellent filthy liar in the area of rescripting my posts. I'm not as bad as you .. I may be off by one or two years, you're off by 20  :D :D :D :D You're just off. Seriously disturbed AND off. And you've been like that since your notorious Yahoo days. you realise you sound like a stark raving lunatic every time you make that claim, right? who am I kidding, you sound like a stark raving lunatic all the time.

^^^^^ posted by the same multi banned flamer/troll who is asking that 2 OzPol members be murdered.

What a nong!

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 3:07pm:

Here in Sydney we had a whole series of Current Affairs type programs showing Rowena Wallace as destitute and living on the bones of her arse. Somehow she managed to blow all her millions on drugs and Christ-knows-what-else. And NOW she's looking for some poor ignorant bugger who doesn't know her story - to become the next host to her parasitic instincts. She'll suck his bank account dry before moving on to the next sucker. God help the poor bastard.

I've no sympathy for such people.

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:04pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz. Is Aussie stalking again? He did that last night. What a creepy guy. >:(

Lisa,
he's got the hots for you.

Bobby. wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:25pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:04pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz. Is Aussie stalking again? He did that last night. What a creepy guy. >:( Lisa, he's got the hots for you.

1. I know

2. I know why.

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:27pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 9:25pm: Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:04pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz. Is Aussie stalking again? He did that last night. What a creepy guy. >:( Lisa, he's got the hots for you. 1. I know 2. I know why.

he's got this thing for married women with kids.

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:27pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 9:25pm: Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:04pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz. Is Aussie stalking again? He did that last night. What a creepy guy. >:( Lisa, he's got the hots for you. 1. I know 2. I know why.

  Seriuosly doubt that  ::)

Bobby. wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 9:33pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 9:27pm: Bobby. wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 9:25pm: Lisa Jones wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:04pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:02pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 7:55pm: [quote author=Redneck link=1465793683/47#47 date=1465810904]Whats her address again Aussie? I know someone going up there for a holiday, who was a fan! Not me you damn fools! How dare you! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[/quote] Cnr Mitchell and Daniel Streets, Nambour.  It's easy to find. You should be able to catch a cab, with our the cabbie giving out your address on a private forum. Nice one oz. Is Aussie stalking again? He did that last night. What a creepy guy. >:( Lisa, he's got the hots for you. 1. I know 2. I know why. he's got this thing for married women with kids.

Yep. In particular married women with kids AND who have an expensive brand new washing machine/dryer combo like me.

:P

Gerontophilia. Yuk.

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 5:26pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. Do mail order brides cost much Oz.? Actually you'd be surprised what goes on. I'm very good friends with a migration agent and the stories are hilarious. There's actually a burgeoning industry in arranged marriages and a fake husband can get about 50k and a wife about 70. I heard a story about a poor old fellow who go 50k for marrying a chinese woman and he blew it aĺl on a Thai woman. Interesting transfer of wealth.

Surely Aussie wouldn't have paid $70k for an Indian who doesn't use toilet paper to clean her arse before preparing his nightly vindaloo?

Quote:

Surely Aussie wouldn't have paid $70k for an Indian who doesn't use toilet paper to clean her arse before preparing his nightly vindaloo?

more common than you care to imagine


Curry house chef prepared food after wiping his bottom with his bare hands because he doesn't use toilet paper for 'cultural reasons'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:22pm:

GordyL wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:26pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. Do mail order brides cost much Oz.? Actually you'd be surprised what goes on. I'm very good friends with a migration agent and the stories are hilarious. There's actually a burgeoning industry in arranged marriages and a fake husband can get about 50k and a wife about 70. I heard a story about a poor old fellow who go 50k for marrying a chinese woman and he blew it aĺl on a Thai woman. Interesting transfer of wealth. Surely Aussie wouldn't have paid $70k for an Indian who doesn't use toilet paper to clean her arse before preparing his nightly vindaloo?

Yuk! For 70k you could get a REAL LBFM.

If I were in the market for an LBFM it wouldn't be an Indian ...

AiA wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:33pm:

If I were in the market for an LBFM it wouldn't be an Indian ...

Indian women aren't exactly LBFMs..yuk.

---

Jesus. A vagina in each armpit.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 8:06pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women. You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted. Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance. This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with. Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room?  :-* :P

I meant every word I said.

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:04pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:06pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women. You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted. Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance. This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with. Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room?  :-* :P I meant every word I said.

I don't blame you Lisa Jones.  Herbert is a well heeled, cat loving bloke.  He must have told you about the massive Super he has tucked in his back pocket from when, at 19 years of age, he was a Senior Officer in the London Metropolitan Police.  You are spot on about him.  You can take his word with much more than a grain of salt.  I bless this marriage.  I now pronounce you ........... oh............dunno.

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:14pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 11:04pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:06pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women. You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted. Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance. This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with. Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room?  :-* :P I meant every word I said. I don't blame you Lisa Jones.  Herbert is a well heeled, cat loving bloke.  He must have told you about the massive Super he has tucked in his back pocket from when, at 19 years of age, he was a Senior Officer in the London Metropolitan Police.  You are spot on about him.  You can take his word with much more than a grain of salt.  I bless this marriage.  I now pronounce you ........... oh............dunno.

You haven't answered pressing questions on your Indian mail order bride. How does a man (sic) deal with a woman with three vaginas and Sh!!t in in their food supply oz? Enquiring minds...

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:17pm:

How does a man (sic) deal with a woman with three vaginas

that much is self-evident ...

AiA wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:45pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 11:17pm: How does a man (sic) deal with a woman with three vaginas that much is self-evident ...

I'm lost!  :)

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:22pm:

GordyL wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:26pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:31pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 4:22pm: Sorry Herb just kidding! No you weren't and you are quite right.  This is your big chance Herbert.  Time to bust that cherry, Elde Fruit!  Just don't put the hard word on until at least the 5th date, and show a sense of humour in the mean time, a real one that adults can get a laugh at.  And......release some moths, ya tight arse. Absolutely Hilarious!  Arsie giving Herbie tips on how to get an Indian Wife. Do mail order brides cost much Oz.? Actually you'd be surprised what goes on. I'm very good friends with a migration agent and the stories are hilarious. There's actually a burgeoning industry in arranged marriages and a fake husband can get about 50k and a wife about 70. I heard a story about a poor old fellow who go 50k for marrying a chinese woman and he blew it aĺl on a Thai woman. Interesting transfer of wealth. Surely Aussie wouldn't have paid $70k for an Indian who doesn't use toilet paper to clean her arse before preparing his nightly vindaloo?

What are you talking about?

70K?

For an Indian?

:o

Aussie wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 11:14pm:

Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 11:04pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 8:06pm: Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: As for Herbert, I suspect he is an old fashion gentleman who - despite bait on public breastfeeding and the like - respects women. You've been reading my private diary. I never had a sister, and so I didn't learn to take women for granted. Mistress Nicole wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 5:16pm: In addition, I respect Herbert because he came over here as a ten pound Pom with no family support and no friends. He had to stand on his own two feet with no family and no supports. And regardless of whether you agree with his political leanings, his writing style indicates a man of high intellect, who had to get by with mundane factory work to put a roof over his head and food on the table. Such was his circumstance. This is a man to be respected, if not always agreed with. Wow. Is this a marriage proposal? Will you agee to sign a prenup? Will it be okay if I fart in bed? Pick my nose at the table? Cut my toe-nails in the lounge-room?  :-* :P I meant every word I said. I don't blame you Lisa Jones.  Herbert is a well heeled, cat loving bloke.  He must have told you about the massive Super he has tucked in his back pocket from when, at 19 years of age, he was a Senior Officer in the London Metropolitan Police.  You are spot on about him.  You can take his word with much more than a grain of salt.  I bless this marriage.  I now pronounce you ........... oh............dunno.

Dear God.

He's gone insane.

Old age?

GordyL wrote on Jun 13^th, 2016 at 10:38pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 13th, 2016 at 10:33pm: If I were in the market for an LBFM it wouldn't be an Indian ... Indian women aren't exactly LBFMs..yuk.

Oh come on!

THAT'S A BLOKE!