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Message started by Marla on Jun 10th, 2016 at 12:09pm

Title: Texuuns
Post by Marla on Jun 10th, 2016 at 12:09pm
You can't make this stuff up, people:
https://youtu.be/6gk_wBDInQ8

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Marla on Jun 10th, 2016 at 12:12pm
Wait...I have one better
https://youtu.be/tT1kin8wSZM

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 10th, 2016 at 12:22pm

I doubt that kid has ever been bullied in his life.

And, I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age of 90.

Stellar parents.


Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by AiA on Jun 10th, 2016 at 1:01pm
In a few years that kid will be arrested at Walmart for masturbating with a jar of Miracle Whip.

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by bogarde73 on Jun 10th, 2016 at 1:30pm
I don't know what you'd do with yourself Marla if you didn't have this fixation with Texuuns.
Who caused this phobia? George Bush? His Pappy? His brother Jebbo? John Wayne?

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Marla on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:13pm
Pretty much for the same reason you have for Muslims.

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:18pm

;D  Bogey got owned.

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by bogarde73 on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:18pm
You mean Texuuns  are a threat to western civilisation?

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Marla on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:27pm
YES!!!

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by NorthOfNorth on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:30pm
Presidents from Texas tend to form genuinely close friendships with Australian Prime Ministers...

President Johnson and Ladybird became close friends with Harold Holt and his wife... Johnson even attended Holt's memorial funeral.



George H W Bush became good friends with Bob Hawke.



George W Bush and Howard had... well... not sure I'd say close friendship... Sill George W got Howard a necklace!



Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Sprintcyclist on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:31pm

Texas is tops


Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Marla on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:36pm
You wonder how that fat kid became the way he did? Well, yes, parents. He also comes from Texuus (where else?) that has the highest school debt per capita in the entire U.S., almost double the national average. The state owes over 74 billion in principle alone with 33 school districts who have dug themselves a deeper hole than anyplace in Detroit. And look at the product they produce. So yes, a threat to western civilization indeed.



Scary thing is he looks like a real life Eric Cartman

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:56pm

Marla wrote on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:36pm:
You wonder how that fat kid became the way he did?


I feel sorry for that kid.

Man boobs the size of watermelons, plus a speech impediment.

It must be hell for him at school.

Hang on: do they have home-schooling in Texas?




Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by John Smith on Jun 10th, 2016 at 4:16pm
Marla, you really need to find some new dating web sites ....

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 10th, 2016 at 4:18pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrBL8M3s2Fk

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 10th, 2016 at 4:18pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4nXZZqjhBI

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by GordyL on Jun 10th, 2016 at 4:19pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:56pm:

Marla wrote on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:36pm:
You wonder how that fat kid became the way he did?


I feel sorry for that kid.

Man boobs the size of watermelons, plus a speech impediment.

It must be hell for him at school.

Hang on: do they have home-schooling in Texas?


I'd refrain from commenting negatively on this one.
My guess is as well as the parental neglect which has allowed him to reach that size, his parents are probably hoping he gets 100m youtube hits to make some money, so it's also possibly child exploitation.




Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 10th, 2016 at 4:21pm

Marla wrote on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:36pm:
Scary thing is he looks like a real life Eric Cartman


And speaks like Elmer Fudd.


Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Marla on Jun 10th, 2016 at 4:27pm
That's Texuuun speak, actually.

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by The Mechanic on Jun 10th, 2016 at 6:05pm
he looks like a normal American kid to me...

fat, stupid, a guts, everything he eats is UPSIZED...

just living the American Dream...

good for him..

and good for you too Marla

thanks for sharing some of your culture with us :)

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by GordyL on Jun 10th, 2016 at 7:32pm
I though he was eating some kind of cream.  He's eating salad dressing..omg

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Dustwun on Jun 10th, 2016 at 7:36pm
Check out this fat little turd
https://youtu.be/yoIUfbLphsw

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Setanta on Jun 10th, 2016 at 9:12pm

Marla wrote on Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:36pm:
You wonder how that fat kid became the way he did? Well, yes, parents. He also comes from Texuus (where else?) that has the highest school debt per capita in the entire U.S., almost double the national average. The state owes over 74 billion in principle alone with 33 school districts who have dug themselves a deeper hole than anyplace in Detroit. And look at the product they produce. So yes, a threat to western civilization indeed.



Scary thing is he looks like a real life Eric Cartman


But Cartman is from Colorado Bob, not Texas. Isn't that your state?

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Setanta on Jun 10th, 2016 at 9:16pm

Marla wrote on Jun 10th, 2016 at 4:27pm:
That's Texuuun speak, actually.


Nah, it's just that his tongue is still stuck to his palate with the peanut butter he scoffed before making the video.

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Marla on Jun 11th, 2016 at 3:46am

Setanta wrote on Jun 10th, 2016 at 9:12pm:
But Cartman is from Colorado Bob, not Texas. Isn't that your state?



Yes. Apparently, he moved.

Title: Re: Texuuns
Post by Ajax on Jun 12th, 2016 at 12:14pm
And I thought all Texans where brave strong fellows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmOrBfMWzU8

Couldn't find Jim Bowie, so Davy Crockett will have to do, I know I know he's a Tennessean.

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