I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.  Then my tangent mind came up with this bewdy.

Say I go to the desk to have my name crossed off, and the person hands me the ballot papers with their usual initials on it.  I go to the booth, tuck the papers unmarked on my person, and then discretely leave with those papers on me.

Off I toddle to a decent photocopier, make 1000 copies, hand them out to an organised pre-planned group with the plan that they return to the same booth I received them from, they then get their own legit papers, and put that in the boxes together with the extras (photocopies) with votes marked, and Bob's yer Uncle.

Yeas, I know that the Booth Boss will be aware that he has received 1000 more votes than crossed of voters, but how can they remake Humpty?

Will all votes be called invalid?  What do they do?

Aussie wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 4:26pm:

I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.

 

What business is it of yours how Red Baron (or anybody else for that matter) votes? 

Neferti wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 4:42pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:26pm: I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.   What business is it of yours how Red Baron (or anybody else for that matter) votes?

Best to open eyes before engaging fingers.


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Skippy I am voting Labor in the Lower and Upper House. If you are going to put someone in...then give them a mandate.

Aussie wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 4:26pm:

I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.  Then my tangent mind came up with this bewdy. Say I go to the desk to have my name crossed off, and the person hands me the ballot papers with their usual initials on it.  I go to the booth, tuck the papers unmarked on my person, and then discretely leave with those papers on me. Off I toddle to a decent photocopier, make 1000 copies, hand them out to an organised pre-planned group with the plan that they return to the same booth I received them from, they then get their own legit papers, and put that in the boxes together with the extras (photocopies) with votes marked, and Bob's yer Uncle. Yeas, I know that the Booth Boss will be aware that he has received 1000 more votes than crossed of voters, but how can they remake Humpty? Will all votes be called invalid?  What do they do?

So you will have the appropriate coloured paper to make the copies with?

Redmond Neck wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 4:48pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:26pm: I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.  Then my tangent mind came up with this bewdy. Say I go to the desk to have my name crossed off, and the person hands me the ballot papers with their usual initials on it.  I go to the booth, tuck the papers unmarked on my person, and then discretely leave with those papers on me. Off I toddle to a decent photocopier, make 1000 copies, hand them out to an organised pre-planned group with the plan that they return to the same booth I received them from, they then get their own legit papers, and put that in the boxes together with the extras (photocopies) with votes marked, and Bob's yer Uncle. Yeas, I know that the Booth Boss will be aware that he has received 1000 more votes than crossed of voters, but how can they remake Humpty? Will all votes be called invalid?  What do they do? So you will have the appropriate coloured paper to make the copies with?

That would be an easy thing to do.

Aussie wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 4:44pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:42pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:26pm: I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.   What business is it of yours how Red Baron (or anybody else for that matter) votes?  Best to open eyes before engaging fingers. Quote: Skippy I am voting Labor in the Lower and Upper House. If you are going to put someone in...then give them a mandate.

We can say whatever we like on a Public Forum, such as this, it doesn't mean that it is FACT and it is still none of your f..king business!!!  You asked for Red Baron to write "G'day Aussie" on his ballot paper and take a photo of it and post it here.  So .......smart arse, it is still none of your f..king business. >:(

Neferti wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 4:59pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:44pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:42pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:26pm: I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.   What business is it of yours how Red Baron (or anybody else for that matter) votes?  Best to open eyes before engaging fingers. Quote: Skippy I am voting Labor in the Lower and Upper House. If you are going to put someone in...then give them a mandate. We can say whatever we like on a Public Forum, such as this, it doesn't mean that it is FACT and it is still none of your f..king business!!!  You asked for Red Baron to write "G'day Aussie" on his ballot paper and take a photo of it and post it here.  So .......smart arse, it is still none of your f..king business. >:(

Really?????  Where did I do that?  Calm down, Nappy.

Should be "G'day Oz you curry munching ballchiniene"

Aussie wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:04pm:

Neferti wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:59pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:44pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:42pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:26pm: I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.   What business is it of yours how Red Baron (or anybody else for that matter) votes?  Best to open eyes before engaging fingers. Quote: Skippy I am voting Labor in the Lower and Upper House. If you are going to put someone in...then give them a mandate. We can say whatever we like on a Public Forum, such as this, it doesn't mean that it is FACT and it is still none of your f..king business!!!  You asked for Red Baron to write "G'day Aussie" on his ballot paper and take a photo of it and post it here.  So .......smart arse, it is still none of your f..king business. >:( Really?????  Where did I do that?  Calm down, Nappy.

Oz, see my highlighted portion of your original post up above ... it says

I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.

Are you denying you wrote it?  Prying idjit!

That is what I wrote, Nappy.  Settle down.  You'll burst a a vein if you don't.   I did not ask Red Baron to do anything.

Aussie wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:22pm:

That is what I wrote, Nappy.  Settle down.  You'll burst a a vein if you don't.   I did not ask Red Baron to do anything.

STFU, OZ. You really are a PITA.

The difference between a real signature and a photocopied one is pretty obvious. It would be a good way to destroy the reputation of whatever party you were voting for.

Neferti wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:25pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 5:22pm: That is what I wrote, Nappy.  Settle down.  You'll burst a a vein if you don't.   I did not ask Red Baron to do anything. STFU, OZ. You really are a PITA.

I don't think so.  I was merely pointing out the obvious which is that I did not ask Red Baron to do anything, as you falsely asserted.

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freediver wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:30pm:

The difference between a real signature and a photocopied one is pretty obvious. It would be a good way to destroy the reputation of whatever party you were voting for.

Exactly....which is why the plan would be to fraudulently vote for the crowd you want to discredit.

They don't actually sign in my experience.  They squiggle/scrawl their initials.

Sounds like a cunning plan to me Aussie.

freediver wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:40pm:

Sounds like a cunning plan to me Aussie.

More than one way to kill a cat eh Freediver?  ;D ;D

Aussie wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:22pm:

That is what I wrote, Nappy.  Settle down.  You'll burst a a vein if you don't.   I did not ask Red Baron to do anything.

you dont fool anyone aussie... nef is right its non of your god damn business... if he says he will vote labor so WHAT.. are you going to kill him for it????


he could vote for the Chinese for all I care its non of my business...

I really dont think there are many members left you havent tried to de fame or make look like an idiot..

you would have made the most threads about other people usually putting them down.. on here than anyone else..

I wouldnt have bothered with this non event thread had you not done your usual with Nef and deny deny deny..

your sick aussie a real trouble maker then when the poo hits the fan you start your usual deflecting.. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

freediver wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:30pm:

The difference between a real signature and a photocopied one is pretty obvious. It would be a good way to destroy the reputation of whatever party you were voting for.

it wouldnt do aussie any good either.. lets see him do it..

cods wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 6:28pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 5:22pm: That is what I wrote, Nappy.  Settle down.  You'll burst a a vein if you don't.   I did not ask Red Baron to do anything. you dont fool anyone aussie... nef is right its non of your god damn business... if he says he will vote labor so WHAT.. are you going to kill him for it???? he could vote for the Chinese for all I care its non of my business... I really dont think there are many members left you havent tried to de fame or make look like an idiot.. you would have made the most threads about other people usually putting them down.. on here than anyone else.. I wouldnt have bothered with this non event thread had you not done your usual with Nef and deny deny deny.. your sick aussie a real trouble maker then when the poo hits the fan you start your usual deflecting.. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I feel abused.

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Aussie wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 6:33pm:

cods wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 6:28pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 5:22pm: That is what I wrote, Nappy.  Settle down.  You'll burst a a vein if you don't.   I did not ask Red Baron to do anything. you dont fool anyone aussie... nef is right its non of your god damn business... if he says he will vote labor so WHAT.. are you going to kill him for it???? he could vote for the Chinese for all I care its non of my business... I really dont think there are many members left you havent tried to de fame or make look like an idiot.. you would have made the most threads about other people usually putting them down.. on here than anyone else.. I wouldnt have bothered with this non event thread had you not done your usual with Nef and deny deny deny.. your sick aussie a real trouble maker then when the poo hits the fan you start your usual deflecting.. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I feel abused.

LOL Aussie - It's the abuse that John west rejects, that makes John west the best.

freediver wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:40pm:

Sounds like a cunning plan to me Aussie.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;

Vic wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 6:37pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 6:33pm: cods wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 6:28pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 5:22pm: That is what I wrote, Nappy.  Settle down.  You'll burst a a vein if you don't.   I did not ask Red Baron to do anything. you dont fool anyone aussie... nef is right its non of your god damn business... if he says he will vote labor so WHAT.. are you going to kill him for it???? he could vote for the Chinese for all I care its non of my business... I really dont think there are many members left you havent tried to de fame or make look like an idiot.. you would have made the most threads about other people usually putting them down.. on here than anyone else.. I wouldnt have bothered with this non event thread had you not done your usual with Nef and deny deny deny.. your sick aussie a real trouble maker then when the poo hits the fan you start your usual deflecting.. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I feel abused. LOL Aussie - It's the abuse that John west rejects, that makes John west the best.

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Neferti wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:15pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 5:04pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:59pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:44pm: Neferti wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:42pm: Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 4:26pm: I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here.   What business is it of yours how Red Baron (or anybody else for that matter) votes?  Best to open eyes before engaging fingers. Quote: Skippy I am voting Labor in the Lower and Upper House. If you are going to put someone in...then give them a mandate. We can say whatever we like on a Public Forum, such as this, it doesn't mean that it is FACT and it is still none of your f..king business!!!  You asked for Red Baron to write "G'day Aussie" on his ballot paper and take a photo of it and post it here.  So .......smart arse, it is still none of your f..king business. >:( Really?????  Where did I do that?  Calm down, Nappy. Oz, see my highlighted portion of your original post up above ... it says I was just trying to work out how we could see proof of how Red Baron votes (he says he will be voting Labor) and came up with the obvious that he could mark his ballot paper with his vote, write 'G'day Aussie' on it, take a photo with his phone, and post it here. Are you denying you wrote it?  Prying idjit!

Naffy - projecting is pointless yanno.

Neferti wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 5:25pm:

Aussie wrote on Jun 5th, 2016 at 5:22pm: That is what I wrote, Nappy.  Settle down.  You'll burst a a vein if you don't.   I did not ask Red Baron to do anything. STFU, OZ. You really are a PITA.

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