No reason. I just do.

I'm capable of hating all seasons or loving them, as the fancy takes me.
I'm flexible.
But I'm glad I don't have to wear suits anymore in summer.

bogarde73 wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 9:51am:

I'm capable of hating all seasons or loving them, as the fancy takes me. I'm flexible. But I'm glad I don't have to wear suits anymore in summer.

Oh me 3, these days it's shorts at work from Nov to March inclusive.

Bugs and rude tourists. Another summer of that. Boy howdy.

It shouldn't bother you.
Colorado is totally occupied by Latinos therefore you must be Latino and heat & bugs don't bother Latinos.

No, they're the smart ones and are leaving. In droves. It's the fat as bugger Texuuns, condescending Californians, and iPhone-sporting Chinese. Some Brits and Germans but they're tolerable. 

I expected you to challenge my logic but you're obviously used to it.
I can't imagine Texxuuns being fat. Dubbya wasn't fat. Neither was his Daddie. Neither is his brother Jebbo . . .well not too fat.
All Texxuns ride horses all day don't they & round 'em up. That's what I learned at the movies.

bogarde73 wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 10:11am:

I expected you to challenge my logic but you're obviously used to it. I can't imagine Texxuuns being fat. Dubbya wasn't fat. Neither was his Daddie. Neither is his brother Jebbo . . .well not too fat. All Texxuns ride horses all day don't they & round 'em up. That's what I learned at the movies.

Chimp Boy Bush was originally from the east coast. And don't tell me Texuns are not fat. I've seen enough of those stupid motherf- to last me a lifetime.
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4c3c7a547f8b9a6a778f0200/americans-eat-so-much-theyd-have-to-run-an-hour-each-day-to-burn-it-off.jpg
"Y'all all all? Ya all?"

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachments/general-chit-chat/638893d1323646913-texans-we-have-map-well-map-texas.jpg

Like I said, the sooner that gawd-forsaken gets nuked the better off the ENTIRE WORLD will be.

The bit up in the corner between the "soulless rich people" and the rednecks might be OK for me, as long as they built a wall to keep the gay cowboys out

Ps you haven't marked the weed-farm areas

Marla wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 9:46am:

No reason. I just do.

You sound like a very sad girl to me.

Get of the weed and start living FFS..... ;)

I haven't been around weed since January 17th.

Marla wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 10:35am:

I haven't been around weed since January 17th.

that explains why you hate summer.

No, these tourists do.

Now all you gotta do is stop smoking and vote [1] Trump and your life will improve immediately.

bogarde73 wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 10:38am:

Now all you gotta do is stop smoking and vote [1] Trump and your life will ...

... not be worth living.

Marla wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 10:35am:

I haven't been around weed since January 17th.

Good to hear Marla, now get your self fit and start socializing and enjoying the world, sure beats of hiding in a smoky room dazed and confused.

;D ;D ;D

They should name one of those tornadoes after Marla.

bogarde73 wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 10:21am:

The bit up in the corner between the "soulless rich people" and the rednecks might be OK for me, as long as they built a wall to keep the gay cowboys out Ps you haven't marked the weed-farm areas

;D ;D ;D

Yeah, let me know when your country gets some REAL weather
https://youtu.be/bjb7QtMEBUg

Heavy rain you say? Life's rough.

Ajax wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 10:41am:

Marla wrote on Jun 4th, 2016 at 10:35am: I haven't been around weed since January 17th. Good to hear Marla, now get your self fit and start socializing and enjoying the world, sure beats of hiding in a smoky room dazed and confused.

;D ;D ;D

Funniest thread in ages.

(Nicole - I think Marla and Smeggsy would have 'clicked' and become 'besties' soon enough).

Marla wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 11:11am:

Yeah, let me know when your country gets some REAL weather https://youtu.be/bjb7QtMEBUg Heavy rain you say? Life's rough.

Wow!

Independence Day.

What a twister. I've been in some scary typhoons in China, but that swirling monster takes the cake.

And then nobody has ever answered the question as to why it is that the houses in America's notorious 'Tornado Alley' aren't all built dome-shaped as commonsense would dictate.

orrrrr... built as normal-looking houses, but are all supported on hydraulic 'legs' that can sink the houses into the ground when these killers are on the way.

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 11:22am:

And then nobody has ever answered the question as to why it is that the houses in America's notorious 'Tornado Alley' aren't all built dome-shaped as commonsense would dictate. orrrrr...

Or they just go into a tornado shelter. Most prevalent in Kansas and Oklahoma.

Marla wrote on Jun 4^th, 2016 at 11:28am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Jun 4th, 2016 at 11:22am: And then nobody has ever answered the question as to why it is that the houses in America's notorious 'Tornado Alley' aren't all built dome-shaped as commonsense would dictate. orrrrr... Or they just go into a tornado shelter. Most prevalent in Kansas and Oklahoma.

Back to the Think Tank, Marla dear.

If they go into a shelter then WHAT HAPPENS TO THEIR HOUSE? It disappears up the spout with the cows, the sheep, the Texuuns, the homos, and even the Trump supporters.

'Brad' - who lives in Nevada - agreed with me that it's just insane that houses are built to the same design in Tornado Alley as they are anywhere else.

And another thing - did you know that the ONLY place that wasn't drowned beneath water in New Orleans during the 2005 Katrina hurricane was the Red Light district? Huh? I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it's possible there might be a 'Message' in there somewhere if you're of a religious frame of mind.

It was 'Business as Usual' while the storm raged outside.