A Christian leader had his buttocks mauled by a lion after running towards a pride to prove that God would save him.

Alec Ndiwane, a Zion church leader, was on safari with fellow members of his church when he thought he would prove God's "power over animals".

According to the Metro, Ndiwane was said to have fallen into a "deep trance" before he charged at a pride of feeding lions in South Africa's Kruger National Park.


However, it soon became apparent that God was not going to save him, and the lions started chasing him.

Ndiwane sprinted back to the safari truck, but not before one of the lions managed to sink its teeth into his bottom.

The game ranger fired off his gun and scare the animals off, and the man was taken to hospital.

According to the Daily Mail, Ndiwane said: "I do not know what came over me. I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals.

"Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth."

After receiving stitches to the wound, he was later discharged from hospital.

Quote:

"thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God"

this made me laugh ;D ;D ;D

I hope the lion said grace

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Leftards only respect one religion, Islam, and thats only because its very similar to communism. 

innocentbystander. wrote on Mar 14^th, 2016 at 10:42am:

Leftards only respect one religion, Islam, and thats only because its very similar to communism.

Your sky fairy commands you to take its message to crocodiles and sharks.

The_Barnacle wrote on Mar 14^th, 2016 at 10:12am:

I hope the lion said grace

;D ;D

Its time wrote on Mar 14^th, 2016 at 9:06am:

A Christian leader had his buttocks mauled by a lion after running towards a pride to prove that God would save him. Alec Ndiwane, a Zion church leader, was on safari with fellow members of his church when he thought he would prove God's "power over animals". According to the Metro, Ndiwane was said to have fallen into a "deep trance" before he charged at a pride of feeding lions in South Africa's Kruger National Park. However, it soon became apparent that God was not going to save him, and the lions started chasing him. Ndiwane sprinted back to the safari truck, but not before one of the lions managed to sink its teeth into his bottom. The game ranger fired off his gun and scare the animals off, and the man was taken to hospital. According to the Daily Mail, Ndiwane said: "I do not know what came over me. I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. "Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth." After receiving stitches to the wound, he was later discharged from hospital.

He's an idiot who has never read the Bible himself.


'Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’[b]”

Matthew 4:7

Sprintcyclist wrote on Mar 14^th, 2016 at 1:18pm:

Its time wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 9:06am: A Christian leader had his buttocks mauled by a lion after running towards a pride to prove that God would save him. Alec Ndiwane, a Zion church leader, was on safari with fellow members of his church when he thought he would prove God's "power over animals". According to the Metro, Ndiwane was said to have fallen into a "deep trance" before he charged at a pride of feeding lions in South Africa's Kruger National Park. However, it soon became apparent that God was not going to save him, and the lions started chasing him. Ndiwane sprinted back to the safari truck, but not before one of the lions managed to sink its teeth into his bottom. The game ranger fired off his gun and scare the animals off, and the man was taken to hospital. According to the Daily Mail, Ndiwane said: "I do not know what came over me. I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. "Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth." After receiving stitches to the wound, he was later discharged from hospital. He's an idiot who has never read the Bible himself. 'Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’[b]” Matthew 4:7

Yess hmm he is the idiot for believing that santa the tooth fairy and superman don't exist but jebus does , ah huh  :D

Svengali wrote on Mar 14^th, 2016 at 10:44am:

innocentbystander. wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 10:42am: Leftards only respect one religion, Islam, and thats only because its very similar to communism.  Your sky fairy commands you to take its message to crocodiles and sharks.

As an avid leftard islam supporter yourself is it the fact that you can legally rape nine year olds that attracts you to the religion or is it the beheadings, just wondering.  :)

innocentbystander. wrote on Mar 14^th, 2016 at 7:15pm:

As an avid leftard islam supporter yourself is it the fact that you can legally rape nine year olds that attracts you to the religion or is it the beheadings, just wondering.  Smiley

you prefer to illegally rape them?

John Smith wrote on Mar 14^th, 2016 at 7:16pm:

innocentbystander. wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:15pm: As an avid leftard islam supporter yourself is it the fact that you can legally rape nine year olds that attracts you to the religion or is it the beheadings, just wondering.  Smiley you prefer to illegally rape them?

OK so you want rape enshrined in the law, thanks for answering.  :)

innocentbystander. wrote on Mar 14^th, 2016 at 7:33pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:16pm: innocentbystander. wrote on Mar 14th, 2016 at 7:15pm: As an avid leftard islam supporter yourself is it the fact that you can legally rape nine year olds that attracts you to the religion or is it the beheadings, just wondering.  Smiley you prefer to illegally rape them? OK so you want rape enshrined in the law, thanks for answering.  :)

are you dyslexic perchance?