Rats:

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/secondary/rodent-486870.jpg

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/651763/Britain-biggest-rat-Monster-rodent-found

Quote:

Gas engineer Tony Smith, 46, spotted the giant rodent while working at a block of flats in the middle of London - which measured an astonishing FOUR FEET long. The mutant rat, which weighed upwards of 25lbs, was spotted lying in a bush next to a popular children's playground. The rodent, which was found dead, was discovered near where children play which backed onto a railway track near Hackney Downs, north London on Thursday. Mr Smith snapped a picture of the rat being held by electrician friend James Green, 46, to the glee and disgust of his friends. He said: "This is the largest rat I've ever seen in my entire life. "I've got a cat and a Jack Russell and it was bigger than both of those put together. "I'd say it was about four foot. We were going to stick it in the bin, but before we did we thought we better take a picture of people won't believe it's real."

Crap. There is no way he is holding up a 25lb animal on the end of that stick.

freediver wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:26pm:

Crap. There is no way he is holding up a 25lb animal on the end of that stick.

Just because Freeediver magnified a sardine doesn't mean everybody does it.

Its fake

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:56pm:

Its fake

You're just saying that because you are embarrassed pommie breeding has outdone closet poms again.

Whats this with you and the Poms? Did someone do something bad to you?

issuevoter wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 3:45pm:

Whats this with you and the Poms? Did someone do something bad to you?

Are you out on bail?

Svengali wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 3:02pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 2:56pm: Its fake You're just saying that because you are embarrassed pommie breeding has outdone closet poms again.

Something tells me you're a 'rat' of the two legged kind..........

Fuzzball wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 3:58pm:

Svengali wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 3:02pm: Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 2:56pm: Its fake You're just saying that because you are embarrassed pommie breeding has outdone closet poms again. Something tells me you're a 'rat' of the two legged kind..........

You should get your head serviced to remove those voices directing your existence.

You are fired with irrationality. If there is really a fire in your trousers, you should aim a fire extinguisher down your trousers to put the fire out.

issuevoter wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 3:45pm:

Whats this with you and the Poms? Did someone do something bad to you?

He just jealous because poms have lighter skin and a bigger penis than him.

Mr Hammer wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 4:23pm:

issuevoter wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 3:45pm: Whats this with you and the Poms? Did someone do something bad to you? He just jealous because poms have lighter skin and a bigger penis than him.

You are self-professedly an expert in viewing men with their trousers removed. A professional penisologist.

Svengali wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 4:34pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 4:23pm: issuevoter wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 3:45pm: Whats this with you and the Poms? Did someone do something bad to you? He just jealous because poms have lighter skin and a bigger penis than him. You are self-professedly an expert in viewing men with their trousers removed. A professional penisologist.

It's a well known fact you Asians have tiny penises.

Svengali wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:55pm:

freediver wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 2:26pm: Crap. There is no way he is holding up a 25lb animal on the end of that stick. Just because Freeediver magnified a sardine doesn't mean everybody does it.

Get a job and pay some taxes ya dopey bum.

Consider these words a form of therapy.

Mr Hammer wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 4:39pm:

Svengali wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 4:34pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 4:23pm: issuevoter wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 3:45pm: Whats this with you and the Poms? Did someone do something bad to you? He just jealous because poms have lighter skin and a bigger penis than him. You are self-professedly an expert in viewing men with their trousers removed. A professional penisologist. It's a well known fact you Asians have tiny penises.

I will rely om Mr. Hammer's word of mouth on penises.

Svengali wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 4:43pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 4:39pm: Svengali wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 4:34pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 4:23pm: issuevoter wrote on Mar 13th, 2016 at 3:45pm: Whats this with you and the Poms? Did someone do something bad to you? He just jealous because poms have lighter skin and a bigger penis than him. You are self-professedly an expert in viewing men with their trousers removed. A professional penisologist. It's a well known fact you Asians have tiny penises. I will rely om Mr. Hammer's word of mouth on penises.

You should wrap an elastic band around it to get some Swelling Svengali. You might even reach pom penis thickness if you leave it on long enough. Not too long or it may drop off and you'll spend the rest of your life peeing sitting down.