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General Discussion >> General Board >> Australia axes science, opts for luck and voodoo http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1454995550 Message started by Laugh till you cry on Feb 9th, 2016 at 3:25pm |
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Title: Australia axes science, opts for luck and voodoo Post by Laugh till you cry on Feb 9th, 2016 at 3:25pm
The lucky country no longer believes in science and now will resort to luck and voodoo chicken sacrifice to devise strategies on climate.
Goodbye scientists. Goodbye climate monitoring technology. Welcome voodoo chicken sacrificers. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/australia-cuts-110-climate-scientist-jobs/ Quote:
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Title: Re: Australia axes scientists, opts for luck + voodoo Post by lee on Feb 9th, 2016 at 3:31pm
'In the email to staff on Thursday, Marshall said that since climate change was proven to be real, CSIRO could shift its focus.
“Everybody is laughing at Marshall’s statement,” the scientist told Guardian Australia. “Who is he to declare that climate change is answered? The IPCC says so many problems are not answered yet. And unless you know how the climate is changing, how do you adapt to it?” ' 'Haymet said the cuts are “a kick in the guts” to farmers, the fishing industry, the navy and people who live on the coast and is worried about sea level rise. “We’ve only seen the beginning of climate change. We don’t know what the heck is waiting for us,” he said.' http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/feb/05/senior-csiro-scientist-derides-chief-executives-claim-climate-change-is-answered The science is settled but we don't know what's gunna happen. |
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Title: Re: Australia axes scientists, opts for luck + voodoo Post by Laugh till you cry on Feb 9th, 2016 at 3:35pm lee wrote on Feb 9th, 2016 at 3:31pm:
Its ok. The scientists will be replaced by boxes of live chickens. |
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Title: Re: Australia axes science, opts for luck and voodoo Post by lee on Feb 9th, 2016 at 3:40pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Feb 9th, 2016 at 3:35pm:
That's good. The remaining scientists can use chicken entrails. And get closer to the truth. Laugh till you cry wrote on Feb 9th, 2016 at 3:25pm:
Of course we can rely on countries with much bigger budgets than ours to give us their version of what is happening. Why do we need so many parallel investments in "the science"? |
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Title: Re: Australia axes science, opts for luck and voodoo Post by Laugh till you cry on Feb 9th, 2016 at 4:14pm lee wrote on Feb 9th, 2016 at 3:40pm:
The scientists can be retrained as humongous hole excavators to bolster Australia's competitive advantage in this activity. Strangle another chicken and pass the shovel Bruce. or: They can be retrained as Punkawallahs: |
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