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Title: Rogue bloody Lawyers!
Post by Aussie on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 4:52pm

There are plenty and they annoyed the crap out of me when I was working. I often came upon a situation......for example....where there had been a marriage breakdown, each spouse had their Lawyers, and the angry correspondence would fly. Then, there'd be a reconciliation ~ and the parties would see what their respective Lawyers had written to each other. Quite often, there'd be ~ 'Hang I did not instruct him to say or allege or demand that! He did that without instruction from me."

And here we have a ripper of an example.

Link.

So......the Lawyer has made an oppressive demand on a sexual abuse victim without the instruction and authorisation of the Church!!!!

He should be struck off.

I hope the Lady takes it to the Law Society.

Stuff 'em!!!

Title: Re: Rogue bloody Lawyers!
Post by mariacostel on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:01pm

Is that how you got disbarred?

Title: Re: Rogue bloody Lawyers!
Post by Aussie on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:03pm

mariacostel wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:01pm:

Is that how you got disbarred?

In your dreams.

Title: Re: Rogue bloody Lawyers!
Post by Neferti on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:16pm

mariacostel wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:01pm:

Is that how you got disbarred?

ROFLMAO

I think it is more ...

Title: Re: Rogue bloody Lawyers!
Post by red baron on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:32pm

Win, win huh? :D :D
(says divorce and bankruptcy two for the price of one - sorry couldn't enlarge)

divorce_lawyer_cartoon.jpg (3 KB | 16 )

Title: Re: Rogue bloody Lawyers!
Post by mariacostel on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:58pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:03pm:

mariacostel wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:01pm:

Is that how you got disbarred?

In your dreams.

Not exactly a refutation of the disbarring.

Title: Re: Rogue bloody Lawyers!
Post by Aussie on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 6:04pm

mariacostel wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:58pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:03pm:

mariacostel wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:01pm:

Is that how you got disbarred?

In your dreams.

Not exactly a refutation of the disbarring.

Would a simple statement satisfy you? I am not 'disbarred.' You will find my name on the Roll of Solicitors of the Supreme Court of Queensland. Sorry to disappoint. As I said.....'in your dreams.'

Title: Re: Rogue bloody Lawyers!
Post by Swagman on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 6:05pm

Quote:

Rogue bloody Lawyers!

Q. What do get when you cross a lawyer with a blood sucking demon from hell?

A. Another lawyer

Q. What looks good on a lawyer?

A. A doberman

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Q: What's the difference between a leech and a lawyer?

A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

A: To practice.