Here is your chance to self-promote.

Use improbable goals to gain non-existent votes in an election that will not be held.


Any pretence of reality will have 14 non-existent votes made void.

I propose to send all illegals, long term prisoners and bad sex offenders to the desert to dig a channel from NT to Lake Eyre.

Renewable energy will be promoted.

Small Businesses will be encouraged

Specific people will be offered free sterilisation.

Intelligent Caucasians will be encouraged to have more beautiful babies.

Well!

If I am elected in the GM ballot!

I will be fair to all, even Aussie. (grits teeth)

I will send anyone banned an email at the time they are banned

I will not favour lefties or rightards equally.

I will take freediver fishing !

I will not call Greens or Longy (Maria) d1ckheads

I will not criticise Israel ( Note Andrei.) nor Roman Catholcs (note Freediver)

I will try not to criticise rightards (grits teeth again)

Women will be allowed in the toolshed if freediver agrees (as I will be on the team fd!)

I will try not to post when p1ssed!

I will release weekly updates on this!

Yours Sincerely

Mr Redmond Neck

Q. This is for the GM election I assume?

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:09pm:

Well! If I am elected in the GM ballot! I will be fair to all, even Aussie. (grits teeth) I will send anyone banned an email at the time they are banned I will not favour lefties or rightards equally. I will take freediver fishing ! I will not call Greens or Longy (Maria) d1ckheads I will not criticise Israel ( Note Andrei.) nor Roman Catholcs (note Freediver) I will try not to criticise rightards (grits teeth again) Women will be allowed in the toolshed if freediver agrees (as I will be on the team fd!) I will try not to post when p1ssed! I will release weekly updates on this! Yours Sincerely Mr Redmond Neck Q. This is for the GM election I assume?

Ah!  But.....will you create dramas and inconsistencies like perceptions does and then block people from sending you a PM about it which means the Members blocked have to bother another Gmod who had nothing to do with the drama/inconsistency he created?

"To be or not to be," Mr Neck?

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:09pm:

Well! Q. This is for the GM election I assume?

You want to be a mod, here? My god man, you're mad! ;D

Aussie wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:15pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:09pm: Well! If I am elected in the GM ballot! I will be fair to all, even Aussie. (grits teeth) I will send anyone banned an email at the time they are banned I will not favour lefties or rightards equally. I will take freediver fishing ! I will not call Greens or Longy (Maria) d1ckheads I will not criticise Israel ( Note Andrei.) nor Roman Catholcs (note Freediver) I will try not to criticise rightards (grits teeth again) Women will be allowed in the toolshed if freediver agrees (as I will be on the team fd!) I will try not to post when p1ssed! I will release weekly updates on this! Yours Sincerely Mr Redmond Neck Q. This is for the GM election I assume? Ah!  But.....will you create dramas and inconsistencies like perceptions does and then block people from sending you a PM about it which means the Members blocked have to bother another Gmod who had nothing to do with the drama/inconsistency he created? "To be or not to be," Mr Neck?

You are a liar Mr Aussie, trying to sabotage my campaign!

I will not, I dont use your or anyone else's tactics !

Note this Freediver!

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:24pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:15pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:09pm: Well! If I am elected in the GM ballot! I will be fair to all, even Aussie. (grits teeth) I will send anyone banned an email at the time they are banned I will not favour lefties or rightards equally. I will take freediver fishing ! I will not call Greens or Longy (Maria) d1ckheads I will not criticise Israel ( Note Andrei.) nor Roman Catholcs (note Freediver) I will try not to criticise rightards (grits teeth again) Women will be allowed in the toolshed if freediver agrees (as I will be on the team fd!) I will try not to post when p1ssed! I will release weekly updates on this! Yours Sincerely Mr Redmond Neck Q. This is for the GM election I assume? Ah!  But.....will you create dramas and inconsistencies like perceptions does and then block people from sending you a PM about it which means the Members blocked have to bother another Gmod who had nothing to do with the drama/inconsistency he created? "To be or not to be," Mr Neck? You are a liar Mr Aussie, trying to sabotage my campaign! I will not, I dont use your or anyone else's tactics ! Note this Freediver!

Not at all Mr Neck.  You've got my vote.....as soon as you tell me you will not do what PN has done!  And.......I don't tell fibs.

Setanta wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:17pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:09pm: Well! Q. This is for the GM election I assume? You want to be a mod, here? My god man, you're mad! ;D

Yep "Still Crazy After All These Years!"

https://youtu.be/Ksa4VjKE3RY

Aussie wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:25pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:24pm: Aussie wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:15pm: Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:09pm: Well! If I am elected in the GM ballot! I will be fair to all, even Aussie. (grits teeth) I will send anyone banned an email at the time they are banned I will not favour lefties or rightards equally. I will take freediver fishing ! I will not call Greens or Longy (Maria) d1ckheads I will not criticise Israel ( Note Andrei.) nor Roman Catholcs (note Freediver) I will try not to criticise rightards (grits teeth again) Women will be allowed in the toolshed if freediver agrees (as I will be on the team fd!) I will try not to post when p1ssed! I will release weekly updates on this! Yours Sincerely Mr Redmond Neck Q. This is for the GM election I assume? Ah!  But.....will you create dramas and inconsistencies like perceptions does and then block people from sending you a PM about it which means the Members blocked have to bother another Gmod who had nothing to do with the drama/inconsistency he created? "To be or not to be," Mr Neck? You are a liar Mr Aussie, trying to sabotage my campaign! I will not, I dont use your or anyone else's tactics ! Note this Freediver! Not at all Mr Neck.  You've got my vote.....as soon as you tell me you will not do what PN has done!  And.......I don't tell fibs.

My answer was quite clear I thought

No I wont!

How dare you attack my integrity!!  >:(

Quote:

No I wont!

You won't tell me or you won't start controversy and then block Members from sending you PMs?

(Pssst.............the correct answer is.......'yes.')

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 10:11am:

Here is your chance to self-promote. Use improbable goals to gain non-existent votes in an election that will not be held. Any pretence of reality will have 14 non-existent votes made void.

Redneck - ppppppsssssssttttttttttt
Quote:

...................non-existent votes in an election that will not be held........

Aussie wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:31pm:

Quote: No I wont! You won't tell me or you won't start controversy and then block Members from sending you PMs? (Pssst.............the correct answer is.......'yes.')

Sorry dont do encores poq Aussie!

I think the intelligent ones can figure out what I meant!

Note Freediver Aussie is using harrassment tactics!

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:33pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 10:11am: Here is your chance to self-promote. Use improbable goals to gain non-existent votes in an election that will not be held. Any pretence of reality will have 14 non-existent votes made void. Redneck - ppppppsssssssttttttttttt Quote: ...................non-existent votes in an election that will not be held........

Havent you been told?

yes

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:34pm:

Aussie wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:31pm: Quote: No I wont! You won't tell me or you won't start controversy and then block Members from sending you PMs? (Pssst.............the correct answer is.......'yes.') Sorry dont do encores poq Aussie! I think the intelligent ones can figure out what I meant! Note Freediver Aussie is using harrassment tactics!

Nooooooo!!  I'm your Campaign Manager.  You'll poo it in under my benevolent and sagacious wing, I tells ya!

For my many followers.

I will be having a campaign rally soon!

I am hoping The Big Guy (Mr freediver in case you are new here) will attend.

The CWA girls are offering to cater for the crowds!

More to come!

Mr Red.

Aussie wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 5:38pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:34pm: Aussie wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 5:31pm: Quote: No I wont! You won't tell me or you won't start controversy and then block Members from sending you PMs? (Pssst.............the correct answer is.......'yes.') Sorry dont do encores poq Aussie! I think the intelligent ones can figure out what I meant! Note Freediver Aussie is using harrassment tactics! Nooooooo!!  I'm your Campaign Manager.  You'll poo it in under my benevolent and sagacious wing, I tells ya!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sorry Aussie the position has been filled!!

That would be the kiss of death!

(phew!)   ::)

You turncoat!  You've given the job to Lisa Jones, haven't you!

No Aussie you are wrong again!

My Chief of Staff/ Campaign Manager will be announced in due course.

BTW Thank you to the hundreds of members PMing me encouraging me to run in this election.

The donations of money are also very welcome, a special thank you to Aqua, Longy and Swaggie. (I hope you havent been raiding the firms funds Swaggie)

Thanks also to cods for the $5 , I realise you are only a pensioner so thats plenty.

Just remember the Redneck motto though folks :

"Money doesnt buy influence with Redmond"

Thanks also to Kat for donating a bike for our letter box drop people to use

I will be shortly publishing a weekly newsletter naming all my office staff, all are well known members with special skills. Members are invited to nominate any member and their skills in case I have overlooked someone!

.Bump

Aussie wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 6:07pm:

You turncoat!  You've given the job to Lisa Jones, haven't you!

Huh?

Why is my name being mentioned in here....by you?

What is it with you?

I'm over it. Totally over it.

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 7:50am:

No Aussie you are wrong again! My Chief of Staff/ Campaign Manager will be announced in due course. BTW Thank you to the hundreds of members PMing me encouraging me to run in this election. The donations of money are also very welcome, a special thank you to Aqua, Longy and Swaggie. (I hope you havent been raiding the firms funds Swaggie) Thanks also to cods for the $5 , I realise you are only a pensioner so thats plenty. Just remember the Redneck motto though folks : "Money doesnt buy influence with Redmond" Thanks also to Kat for donating a bike for our letter box drop people to use I will be shortly publishing a weekly newsletter naming all my office staff, all are well known members with special skills. Members are invited to nominate any member and their skills in case I have overlooked someone!

I do not recall donating $5 to your fun run red...

someone has stolen my identity sorry check that $5 its probably fake as well...

I do not do popularity elections red.. you may as well be running for Queen of Canberra Show...

as for your desire to be  a gmod...isnt that just a little bit...self indulgent???

most wait to be nominated.... >:( >:(

or preselected depending on which side you are on...as a lefty that does of course mean you have to be affiliated with a union....or no toe in the door.

so does the toolshed have a UNION?>.

I am almost sure it doesnt.. so damnation on you for that overlook...

those who put tickets on themselves will be shredded at election time..... take note Clive!

Well cods I am rather disappointed in your attitude!

Perhaps you need some life skills coaching with Aquascoot.

One doesn't succeed in life being a little wall flower you know.

By the way I can announce Mr Scoot will be on our team as our Skills, Training and Personal Development Manager

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 21^st, 2016 at 12:55pm:

I propose to send all illegals, long term prisoners and bad sex offenders to the desert to dig a channel from NT to Lake Eyre. Renewable energy will be promoted. Small Businesses will be encouraged Specific people will be offered free sterilisation. Intelligent Caucasians will be encouraged to have more beautiful babies.

Seems the stakes have been raised for this non-existent election.

For my campaign I'll have rave parties for the active people who want to participate.
For the others I'll have free coffees in cafes with 'cage dancers performing' .

Helicopters will drop lollies for the kiddies in the parks.

Great to see another serious contender on boards Sprint.

I have known Sprint for many years and always found him to be honest and true to his word.

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 8:08am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 12:55pm: I propose to send all illegals, long term prisoners and bad sex offenders to the desert to dig a channel from NT to Lake Eyre. Renewable energy will be promoted. Small Businesses will be encouraged Specific people will be offered free sterilisation. Intelligent Caucasians will be encouraged to have more beautiful babies. Seems the stakes have been raised for this non-existent election. For my campaign I'll have rave parties for the active people who want to participate. For the others I'll have free coffees in cafes with 'cage dancers performing' . Helicopters will drop lollies for the kiddies in the parks.

absolutely disgraceful......bugger all the work done by our green chums regarding GW..

have you no respect at all...

as for the lollies all that bloody sugar..

just what our  future delinquents need... >:(

any wonder we are up a stream without a paddle...

this is almost as bad as the sausage sizzle....

or worse the meet and greet....what next kissing babies?.. no thank you!

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 8:20am:

Great to see another serious contender on boards Sprint. I have known Sprint for many years and always found him to be honest and true to his word.

Contender for what?

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 7:52am:

.Bump

I would like to head security.  With my military background I can make sure all bases are covered.

cods wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 8:26am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:08am: Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 12:55pm: I propose to send all illegals, long term prisoners and bad sex offenders to the desert to dig a channel from NT to Lake Eyre. Renewable energy will be promoted. Small Businesses will be encouraged Specific people will be offered free sterilisation. Intelligent Caucasians will be encouraged to have more beautiful babies. Seems the stakes have been raised for this non-existent election. For my campaign I'll have rave parties for the active people who want to participate. For the others I'll have free coffees in cafes with 'cage dancers performing' . Helicopters will drop lollies for the kiddies in the parks. absolutely disgraceful......bugger all the work done by our green chums regarding GW.. have you no respect at all... as for the lollies all that bloody sugar.. just what our  future delinquents need... >:( any wonder we are up a stream without a paddle... this is almost as bad as the sausage sizzle.... or worse the meet and greet....what next kissing babies?.. no thank you!

............ Organically grown lollies ...........

Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 8:42am:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:20am: Great to see another serious contender on boards Sprint. I have known Sprint for many years and always found him to be honest and true to his word. Contender for what?

The proposed GM election, haven't you heard?

Vic wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 8:46am:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 7:52am: .Bump I would like to head security.  With my LEGO military PLAYING background I can make sure all bases are covered.

Fixed!

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 8:50am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:42am: Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:20am: Great to see another serious contender on boards Sprint. I have known Sprint for many years and always found him to be honest and true to his word. Contender for what? The proposed GM election, haven't you heard?

General Manager of what?

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 8:49am:

cods wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:26am: Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:08am: Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 21st, 2016 at 12:55pm: I propose to send all illegals, long term prisoners and bad sex offenders to the desert to dig a channel from NT to Lake Eyre. Renewable energy will be promoted. Small Businesses will be encouraged Specific people will be offered free sterilisation. Intelligent Caucasians will be encouraged to have more beautiful babies. Seems the stakes have been raised for this non-existent election. For my campaign I'll have rave parties for the active people who want to participate. For the others I'll have free coffees in cafes with 'cage dancers performing' . Helicopters will drop lollies for the kiddies in the parks. absolutely disgraceful......bugger all the work done by our green chums regarding GW.. have you no respect at all... as for the lollies all that bloody sugar.. just what our  future delinquents need... >:( any wonder we are up a stream without a paddle... this is almost as bad as the sausage sizzle.... or worse the meet and greet....what next kissing babies?.. no thank you! ............ Organically grown lollies ...........

no such thing... you are feeding monsters....dont you realise one of these monsters will probably bash you silly for your watch one day.......and you will have helped create him or her......

yes we wont be able to tell the difference in the future without a DNA test...thats how bad it is getting....

ignore me at your peril....

it is bad attitude that is the problem and it starts with "YOU"

Ok Aussie 15 PMs is enough!

Yes you can have a job! (Grrrrr!!!!)

I would like to advise that I have added Aussie to our campaign team as

Legal Adviser and Maintainer of the Car Pool!

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 9:29am:

Ok Aussie 15 PMs is enough! Yes you can have a job! (Grrrrr!!!!) I would like to advise that I have added Aussie to our campaign team as Legal Adviser and Maintainer of the Car Pool!

legal adviser.. here some advice red..

never say "faceless men"..or Uber....

it will change your life if you do, :D :D :D :D :D

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 9:29am:

Ok Aussie 15 PMs is enough! Yes you can have a job! (Grrrrr!!!!) I would like to advise that I have added Aussie to our campaign team as Legal Adviser and Maintainer of the Car Pool!

If I don't get a car park beside the 1st Tee as well, no deal!

Personally, I would suggest any promises made by OZ Politicians, on the hustings or not, is pretty much worthless!

Cheers!

perceptions_now wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 12:16pm:

Personally, I would suggest any promises made by OZ Politicians, on the hustings or not, is pretty much worthless! Cheers!

is that what they are... pretend pollies.. I get you....

wannabees if they could bees.... ::) ::) ::)

well I am glad I havent voted....I always vote informal if in doubt...lucky for me I realise fd doesnt give us the right to vote anyway..

hes a left over from the last century..

Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 22^nd, 2016 at 8:42am:

Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:20am: Great to see another serious contender on boards Sprint. I have known Sprint for many years and always found him to be honest and true to his word. Contender for what?

to define is to destroy it

I have another resolute promise to make - to have scientists create organically grown lollys.

thank you for that genius cods

Sprint I am starting to detect a certain amount of jealousy creeping into this election, from cods and a certain GM.

However we will fight on and ignore the critics.

I am sure Mr Freediver is observing their behaviour.

I suspect the Monk may make a late run for selection as he doesn't like playing second fiddle.