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Title: training horses Post by Sprintcyclist on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm
It's just like training horses.
If they don't understand, shoot them. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:45pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
SprintScooter lol???? |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by innocentbystander. on Jan 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm
Giddy up :D
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Title: Re: training horses Post by The Mechanic on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:17am Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
are you talking about Islamic Rapists? |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by cods on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:38am Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
so how many horses have you shot. sprint??... just a rough idea will do.... |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Setanta on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:51am cods wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:38am:
None cods, he speaks horse too, they understand him alright. When he says neigh them horses know he means neigh! |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:08am
Horses again eh?
I'm concerned about a few people here. :-/ :-[ |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am
horses that misbehave and end up being shot , invariably end up in this situation due to the behaviours they develop interacting with humans.
And, make no mistake, a 500 kg muscular animal can and will kill you if you dont establish correct training (50 people in australia in the last 5 years). How do we prepare a horse to take its place in society so that it can have a happy life (how do we prepare a human to take its place so it will have a happy life). Horses (like people) seek comfort. Horses (like people) seek a strong leader. Horses (like people) will become erratic, mentally unstable and dangerous if they do not find a firm but fair leader. Horses (like people) respond very badly to being spoilt. They see the person spoiling them as "weak" and will not trust him. Before you can "love on " a horse, you must teach respect (like people). You must never back down to a horses natural instinct to try to "dominate" (same with training people). You must find the position between being a wimp (the current position of western leaders) and being aggressive (the former position of say hitler or stalin). To train a horse (and people) you must be "assertive" You must have direction. You must do all training in an unemotional way. you must reward the smallest try you must correct the smallest bad behaviour and you must do it immediately and absolutely consistently. amazing what can be achieved with mindfulness and the correct attitude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10oovPfjBAs&index=4&list=PLlYvwd9eBmSPsf8YdYjcteA6H3YnJg1fr |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Setanta on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am:
Geez, they're more dangerous than pit bulls! ;D Does anyone really need a horse? ;) |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:23am Setanta wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am:
This is where people will come in and say a pet cow or a pet snail is just as good. No animal is as loyal or wants to work in a partnership with humans as much as a horse alyssia burton was on drugs til she found this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ahmoXN3W8 |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:29am Setanta wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am:
More dangerous than Arabs too .... ban them. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Setanta on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:31am aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:23am:
I'd say neigh, that the dogs spot. They kill less people too. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:32am aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:23am:
Are you saying a HORSE is a man's best friend? I always thought it was a DOG. :( :-/ :-? |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Redneck on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:45am
Is someone trying to "gee up !!" scoot?
For gods sake he doesnt need any encouragement. Bet it was a lazy bong smoking leftie! ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:48am
Irrespective of the topic....Scoot will find a way to sneak in his horses.
It's amazing to watch lol. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:50am Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:32am:
Dogs are the "natural" best friend of man We are both predators and speak the same language. training dogs is intuitive and easy. Horses are prey animals. Their natural reaction to humans is fear. Their natural reaction is to seek comfort with a good leader and then totally co operate with him. If you can overcome the fear by showing you are not a threat AND you can become a good leader, then the horse will do whatever you want, once he trusts you. I had a neighbours horse go thru a fence and cut its legs very badly. The vet (an old fellow with good skills) was able to develop rapport with this animal in 3 minutes (simply by being "present" and having "calm energy"). he then inserted 20 stitches, some deep , with no aneasthetic and the horse stood perfectly still and even nuzzled into him. This would probably not be possible with a dog. They are ultra ultra sensitive (and correct always) in their assessment of humans. If you are an asssshole . if you are a wimp if their is any character flaw in you, they will find it out and you will be in a whole world of pain. they are far less forgiving of human flaws then a dog, but far better partners and more loyal partners then a dog if you get the emotions right. Bonding with a dog is for simpletons. You will really have to get your own mental state "right " to bond with a horse |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:54am Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:48am:
whats amazing to watch is the transformation in the lives of 50 to 60 yo women who discover dressage or the lives of 15 yo disabled kids who learn to ride . The "growth" they experience by learning to control the animal with their "consciousness" is , in some ways, a religious and life changing experience ;) ;) |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:57am aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:50am:
is that code for 'you'll have to be batsh1t crazy'? |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:00am aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:54am:
I clearly love babies, gardening, washing, cleaning, cooking, husband prodding lol etc. You clearly love horses. A question : What does your wife think about all this? |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Redneck on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:02am John Smith wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:57am:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:09am Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:00am:
here, lets ask her |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:16am President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:17am:
It's only the Muslim rapists that concern The Mechanic. He loves the rest of 'em. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:20am
My partner used to be a jockey.
She has been very banged up through several falls. If i fell off one that bucked ,and was lying in the paddock dying, she would catch the horse and get the vet out to make sure the horse hadnt pulled a muscle when it bucked . |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by The Mechanic on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:23am aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:20am:
;D Brilliant once again scoot... Good to see you running rings around the forum knob jockeys ;) |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Sprintcyclist on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:44am cods wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:38am:
None. Owned, none. Rode one once. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:53am President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:23am:
not sure why you think it was so brilliant ...he's just admitted his wife prefers the horse to him. Seems to me she's smarter than he is. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:54am Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:44am:
so the purpose of this thread was to get horseboy going |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by cods on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:55am Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:44am:
so how do you know so much about what horses UNDERSTAND and dont UNDERSTAND....in that case??????? you do have a KILL personality though that bothers me... the answer to all lifes " problems" is kill it....ummmmmmm |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Sprintcyclist on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:58am
cods - I know basically nothing about horses.
aqua does, he agreed with me. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Karnal on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:14am Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
Kill them. Turn them into glue. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Sun Tzu on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:33am Setanta wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am:
I wasn't aware that horses were allowed to own guns let alone have the means to shoot them. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:44am John Smith wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:53am:
she is a lot tougher then me. she fell and got dragged at trackwork she broke her wrist, collarbone, 3 ribs and lost a finger which got caught in the reins she drove herself to hospital (didnt want to bother an ambulance) i have enormous admiration for that woman. ;) |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Sun Tzu on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:55am John Smith wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:53am:
Aquascoot's wife is just exemplifying that the horses are better in the hay than Aquascoot is. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Maqqa on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:34pm
Sharia Law uses this horse training principle
We should use it on those who want live under this law? |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Sun Tzu on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:37pm Maqqa wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Aquascoot could set up a prime minister training school. They could start by shoveling heaps of horse excrement to get them accustomed to managing press conferences. |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Maqqa on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:39pm Sun Tzu wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:37pm:
Cut out the middleman - the shovel Attach all the social apologists directly to the source |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 1:48pm aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:44am:
that doesn't make her tough, that makes her a stubborn survivor ... tough is if she deliberately fell of the horse knowing she would get those injuries. :D :D :D still, she sounds like a keeper ... I hope you treat her better than you do your horses |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Redneck on Jan 13th, 2016 at 1:53pm John Smith wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 1:48pm:
"Neigh" coots is the smart one! He is going to advise me on cashing in on the stock market down turn. Expecting a PM any minute now ! |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by The Mechanic on Jan 14th, 2016 at 11:29am
this was the day that scoot fell in love with the Mrs and Horses...
aww just luffly... :) |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Sun Tzu on Jan 14th, 2016 at 12:26pm
The smell of horse excrement caused Aquascoot an erection.
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Title: Re: training horses Post by Sprintcyclist on Jan 14th, 2016 at 12:27pm President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 11:29am:
brings back such memories. the video ........ |
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Title: Re: training horses Post by The Mechanic on Jan 14th, 2016 at 5:18pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 12:27pm:
what video |
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