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Message started by Sprintcyclist on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm

Title: training horses
Post by Sprintcyclist on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:45pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.


SprintScooter lol????

Title: Re: training horses
Post by innocentbystander. on Jan 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm
Giddy up  :D

Title: Re: training horses
Post by The Mechanic on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:17am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.



are you talking about Islamic Rapists?

Title: Re: training horses
Post by cods on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:38am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.



so how many horses have you shot. sprint??...

just a rough idea will do....

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Setanta on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:51am

cods wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:38am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.



so how many horses have you shot. sprint??...

just a rough idea will do....


None cods, he speaks horse too, they understand him alright. When he says neigh them horses know he means neigh!

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:08am
Horses again eh?

I'm concerned about a few people here.

:-/ :-[


Title: Re: training horses
Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am
horses that misbehave and end up being shot , invariably end up in this situation due to the behaviours they develop interacting with humans.

And, make no mistake, a 500 kg muscular animal can and will kill you if you dont establish correct training

(50 people in australia in the last 5 years).

How do we prepare a horse to take its place in society so that it can have a happy life (how do we prepare a human to take its place so it will have a happy life).

Horses (like people) seek comfort.
Horses (like people) seek a strong leader.
Horses (like people) will become erratic, mentally unstable and dangerous if they do not find a firm but fair leader.

Horses (like people) respond very badly to being spoilt.
They see the person spoiling them as "weak" and will not trust him.

Before you can "love on " a horse, you must teach respect (like people).

You must never back down to a horses natural instinct to try to "dominate"  (same with training people).

You must find the position between being a wimp (the current position of western leaders) and being aggressive (the former position of say hitler or stalin).

To train a horse (and people) you must be "assertive"

You must have direction.
You must do all training in an unemotional way.
you must reward the smallest try
you must correct the smallest bad behaviour and you must do it immediately and absolutely consistently.

amazing what can be achieved with mindfulness and the correct attitude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10oovPfjBAs&index=4&list=PLlYvwd9eBmSPsf8YdYjcteA6H3YnJg1fr

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Setanta on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am:
And, make no mistake, a 500 kg muscular animal can and will kill you if you dont establish correct training

(50 people in australia in the last 5 years).


Geez, they're more dangerous than pit bulls!  ;D
Does anyone really need a horse? ;)

Title: Re: training horses
Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:23am

Setanta wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am:
And, make no mistake, a 500 kg muscular animal can and will kill you if you dont establish correct training

(50 people in australia in the last 5 years).


Geez, they're more dangerous than pit bulls!  ;D
Does anyone really need a horse? ;)


This is where people will come in and say a pet cow or a pet snail is just as good.
No animal is as loyal or wants to work in a partnership with humans as much as a horse

alyssia burton was on drugs til she found this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ahmoXN3W8

Title: Re: training horses
Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:29am

Setanta wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am:
And, make no mistake, a 500 kg muscular animal can and will kill you if you dont establish correct training

(50 people in australia in the last 5 years).


Geez, they're more dangerous than pit bulls!  ;D
Does anyone really need a horse? ;)



More dangerous than Arabs too .... ban them.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Setanta on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:31am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:23am:

Setanta wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am:
And, make no mistake, a 500 kg muscular animal can and will kill you if you dont establish correct training

(50 people in australia in the last 5 years).


Geez, they're more dangerous than pit bulls!  ;D
Does anyone really need a horse? ;)


This is where people will come in and say a pet cow or a pet snail is just as good.
No animal is as loyal or wants to work in a partnership with humans as much as a horse

alyssia burton was on drugs til she found this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ahmoXN3W8


I'd say neigh, that the dogs spot. They kill less people too.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:32am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:23am:

Setanta wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am:
And, make no mistake, a 500 kg muscular animal can and will kill you if you dont establish correct training

(50 people in australia in the last 5 years).


Geez, they're more dangerous than pit bulls!  ;D
Does anyone really need a horse? ;)


This is where people will come in and say a pet cow or a pet snail is just as good.
No animal is as loyal or wants to work in a partnership with humans as much as a horse

alyssia burton was on drugs til she found this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ahmoXN3W8


Are you saying a HORSE is a man's best friend?

I always thought it was a DOG.

:( :-/ :-?


Title: Re: training horses
Post by Redneck on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:45am
Is someone trying to "gee up !!" scoot?

For gods sake he doesnt need any encouragement.

Bet it was a lazy bong smoking leftie!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:48am
Irrespective of the topic....Scoot will find a way to sneak in his horses.

It's amazing to watch lol.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:50am

Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:32am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:23am:

Setanta wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am:
And, make no mistake, a 500 kg muscular animal can and will kill you if you dont establish correct training

(50 people in australia in the last 5 years).


Geez, they're more dangerous than pit bulls!  ;D
Does anyone really need a horse? ;)


This is where people will come in and say a pet cow or a pet snail is just as good.
No animal is as loyal or wants to work in a partnership with humans as much as a horse

alyssia burton was on drugs til she found this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ahmoXN3W8


Are you saying a HORSE is a man's best friend?

I always thought it was a DOG.

:( :-/ :-?


Dogs are the "natural" best friend of man
We are both predators and speak the same language.
training dogs is intuitive and easy.

Horses are prey animals.
Their natural reaction to humans is fear.
Their natural reaction is to seek comfort with a good leader and then totally co operate with him.
If you can overcome the fear by showing you are not a threat AND you can become a good leader, then the horse will do whatever you want, once he trusts you.

I had a neighbours horse go thru a fence and cut its legs very badly.
The vet (an old fellow with good skills) was able to develop rapport with this animal in 3 minutes (simply by being "present" and having "calm energy").
he then inserted 20 stitches, some deep , with no aneasthetic and the horse stood perfectly still and even nuzzled into him.
This would probably not be possible with a dog.
They are ultra ultra sensitive (and correct always) in their assessment of humans.

If you are an asssshole .
if you are a wimp
if their is any character flaw in you, they will find it out and you will be in a whole world of pain.
they are far less forgiving of human flaws then a dog, but far better partners and more loyal partners then a dog if you get the emotions right.

Bonding with a dog is for simpletons.
You will really have to get your own mental state "right " to bond with a horse

Title: Re: training horses
Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:54am

Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:48am:
Irrespective of the topic....Scoot will find a way to sneak in his horses.

It's amazing to watch lol.


whats amazing to watch is the transformation in the lives of 50 to 60 yo women who discover dressage or the lives of 15 yo disabled kids who learn to ride .
The "growth" they experience by learning to control the animal with their "consciousness" is , in some ways, a religious and life changing experience  ;) ;)

Title: Re: training horses
Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:57am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:50am:
You will really have to get your own mental state "right " to bond with a horse


is that code for 'you'll have to be batsh1t crazy'?

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Lisa Jones on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:00am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:54am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:48am:
Irrespective of the topic....Scoot will find a way to sneak in his horses.

It's amazing to watch lol.


whats amazing to watch is the transformation in the lives of 50 to 60 yo women who discover dressage or the lives of 15 yo disabled kids who learn to ride .
The "growth" they experience by learning to control the animal with their "consciousness" is , in some ways, a religious and life changing experience  ;) ;)


I clearly love babies, gardening, washing, cleaning, cooking, husband prodding lol etc.

You clearly love horses.

A question : What does your wife think about all this?

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Redneck on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:02am

John Smith wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:57am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:50am:
You will really have to get your own mental state "right " to bond with a horse


is that code for 'you'll have to be batsh1t crazy'?


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: training horses
Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:09am

Lisa Jones wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:00am:
A question : What does your wife think about all this?



here, lets ask her


Title: Re: training horses
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:16am

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:17am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.



are you talking about Islamic Rapists?


It's only the Muslim rapists that concern The Mechanic.

He loves the rest of 'em.


Title: Re: training horses
Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:20am
My partner used to be a jockey.
She has been very banged up through several falls.
If i fell off one that bucked ,and was lying in the paddock dying, she would catch the horse and get the vet out to make sure the horse hadnt pulled a muscle when it bucked .

Title: Re: training horses
Post by The Mechanic on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:23am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:20am:
My partner used to be a jockey.
She has been very banged up through several falls.
If i fell off one that bucked ,and was lying in the paddock dying, she would catch the horse and get the vet out to make sure the horse hadnt pulled a muscle when it bucked .


;D

Brilliant once again scoot...

Good to see you running rings around the forum knob jockeys  ;)

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Sprintcyclist on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:44am

cods wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:38am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.



so how many horses have you shot. sprint??...

just a rough idea will do....


None.
Owned, none.
Rode one once.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:53am

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:23am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:20am:
My partner used to be a jockey.
She has been very banged up through several falls.
If i fell off one that bucked ,and was lying in the paddock dying, she would catch the horse and get the vet out to make sure the horse hadnt pulled a muscle when it bucked .


;D

Brilliant once again scoot...

Good to see you running rings around the forum knob jockeys  ;)



not sure why you think it was so brilliant ...he's just admitted his wife prefers the horse to him. Seems to me she's smarter than he is.


Title: Re: training horses
Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:54am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:44am:

cods wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:38am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.



so how many horses have you shot. sprint??...

just a rough idea will do....


None.
Owned, none.
Rode one once.


so the purpose of this thread was to get horseboy going

Title: Re: training horses
Post by cods on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:55am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:44am:

cods wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 6:38am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.



so how many horses have you shot. sprint??...

just a rough idea will do....


None.
Owned, none.
Rode one once.




so how do you know so much about what horses UNDERSTAND   and dont UNDERSTAND....in that case???????

you do have a KILL personality though that bothers me...

the answer to all lifes " problems" is kill it....ummmmmmm

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Sprintcyclist on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:58am
cods - I know basically nothing about horses.

aqua does, he agreed with me.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Karnal on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:14am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 12th, 2016 at 12:44pm:
It's just like training horses.

If they don't understand, shoot them.


Kill them. Turn them into glue.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Sun Tzu on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:33am

Setanta wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 7:13am:
And, make no mistake, a 500 kg muscular animal can and will kill you if you dont establish correct training

(50 people in australia in the last 5 years).


Geez, they're more dangerous than pit bulls!  ;D
Does anyone really need a horse? ;)


I wasn't aware that horses were allowed to own guns let alone have the means to shoot them.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by aquascoot on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:44am

John Smith wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:53am:

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:23am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:20am:
My partner used to be a jockey.
She has been very banged up through several falls.
If i fell off one that bucked ,and was lying in the paddock dying, she would catch the horse and get the vet out to make sure the horse hadnt pulled a muscle when it bucked .


;D

Brilliant once again scoot...

Good to see you running rings around the forum knob jockeys  ;)



not sure why you think it was so brilliant ...he's just admitted his wife prefers the horse to him. Seems to me she's smarter than he is.


she is a lot tougher then me.
she fell and got dragged at trackwork
she broke her wrist, collarbone, 3 ribs and lost a finger which got caught in the reins
she drove herself to hospital  (didnt want to bother an ambulance)
i have enormous admiration for that woman.
;)

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Sun Tzu on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:55am

John Smith wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:53am:

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:23am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:20am:
My partner used to be a jockey.
She has been very banged up through several falls.
If i fell off one that bucked ,and was lying in the paddock dying, she would catch the horse and get the vet out to make sure the horse hadnt pulled a muscle when it bucked .


;D

Brilliant once again scoot...

Good to see you running rings around the forum knob jockeys  ;)



not sure why you think it was so brilliant ...he's just admitted his wife prefers the horse to him. Seems to me she's smarter than he is.


Aquascoot's wife is just exemplifying that the horses are better in the hay than Aquascoot is.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Maqqa on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:34pm
Sharia Law uses this horse training principle

We should use it on those who want live under this law?

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Sun Tzu on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:37pm

Maqqa wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Sharia Law uses this horse training principle

We should use it on those who want live under this law?


Aquascoot could set up a prime minister training school. They could start by shoveling heaps of horse excrement to get them accustomed to managing press conferences.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Maqqa on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:39pm

Sun Tzu wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:37pm:

Maqqa wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 12:34pm:
Sharia Law uses this horse training principle

We should use it on those who want live under this law?


Aquascoot could set up a prime minister training school. They could start by shoveling heaps of horse excrement to get them accustomed to managing press conferences.



Cut out the middleman - the shovel

Attach all the social apologists directly to the source

Title: Re: training horses
Post by John Smith on Jan 13th, 2016 at 1:48pm

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 10:44am:

John Smith wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:53am:

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 9:23am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 8:20am:
My partner used to be a jockey.
She has been very banged up through several falls.
If i fell off one that bucked ,and was lying in the paddock dying, she would catch the horse and get the vet out to make sure the horse hadnt pulled a muscle when it bucked .


;D

Brilliant once again scoot...

Good to see you running rings around the forum knob jockeys  ;)



not sure why you think it was so brilliant ...he's just admitted his wife prefers the horse to him. Seems to me she's smarter than he is.


she is a lot tougher then me.
she fell and got dragged at trackwork
she broke her wrist, collarbone, 3 ribs and lost a finger which got caught in the reins
she drove herself to hospital  (didnt want to bother an ambulance)
i have enormous admiration for that woman.
;)


that doesn't make her tough, that makes her a stubborn survivor   ... tough is if she deliberately fell of the horse knowing she would get those injuries. :D :D :D


still, she sounds like a keeper ... I hope you treat her better than you do your horses

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Redneck on Jan 13th, 2016 at 1:53pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 13th, 2016 at 1:48pm:
Seems to me she's smarter than he is.


"Neigh" coots is the smart one!

He is going to advise me on cashing in on the stock market down turn. Expecting a PM any minute now !

Title: Re: training horses
Post by The Mechanic on Jan 14th, 2016 at 11:29am
this was the day that scoot fell in love with the Mrs and Horses...



aww just luffly...  :)

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Sun Tzu on Jan 14th, 2016 at 12:26pm
The smell of horse excrement caused Aquascoot an erection.

Title: Re: training horses
Post by Sprintcyclist on Jan 14th, 2016 at 12:27pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 11:29am:
this was the day that scoot fell in love with the Mrs and Horses...



aww just luffly...  :)



brings back such memories.

the video ........

Title: Re: training horses
Post by The Mechanic on Jan 14th, 2016 at 5:18pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 12:27pm:

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 11:29am:
this was the day that scoot fell in love with the Mrs and Horses...



aww just luffly...  :)



brings back such memories.

the video ........


what video

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