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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> Federal Politics >> Sportperson -v- Government Minister http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1452058234 Message started by Aussie on Jan 6^th, 2016 at 3:30pm

Title: Sportperson -v- Government Minister
Post by Aussie on Jan 6^th, 2016 at 3:30pm

I have looked around the Forum and have not seen this discussed. Chris Gayle (who apologised) gets fined $10,000 and is dropped from his Team because he flirted with a female journalist. Dutton (who apologised) obscenely abuses a female journalist....and SFA happens?

Are we nuts?

Title: Re: Sportperson -v- Government Minister
Post by The Grappler on Jan 6^th, 2016 at 3:45pm

Not 'we', Aussie - those who run the various shows... we have no input into either sport of political disciplinary matters..... and can only look on as spectators at a bull fight do, waiting for blood...

Sometime, senor, the bull win!

Bloke goes to a Spanish restaurant, and sees this steaming dish of footballs put before another diner... he asks the waiter what it is. The waiter replies:-

"Thees ees the testicles of the bull keelled in the bull fight thees day, senor... it geeve to the eater zee strength and virility of zeee bull!"

"Wow - can I place an order for tomorrow night then?

"Si.. Si.. ees all arrange for you, senor!"

Next night the diner comes in and the waiter brings him two tiny little footballs and puts the dish on the table.

The diner is aghast - "But... but.. yesterday the bull gonads were five times this big! Why are mine so small? These are about man size!"

The waiter shrugs:-

"Sometime, senor, zee bull wins!"

Title: Re: Sportperson -v- Government Minister
Post by macman on Jan 6^th, 2016 at 5:04pm

So thats what happened to Turdbull.

Title: Re: Sportperson -v- Government Minister
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jan 7^th, 2016 at 11:14am

Aussie wrote on Jan 6^th, 2016 at 3:30pm:

Actually, the truth is that Gayle didn't apologise. Quite the opposite - he was unrepentant. But don't trust me on that - it's in the news everywhere. Google it.

Title: Re: Sportperson -v- Government Minister
Post by Aussie on Jan 7^th, 2016 at 12:19pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jan 7^th, 2016 at 11:14am:

Aussie wrote on Jan 6^th, 2016 at 3:30pm:

Actually, the truth is that Gayle didn't apologise. Quite the opposite - he was unrepentant. But don't trust me on that - it's in the news everywhere. Google it.

Watch his mouth move and words of apology come out. Then give yourself an uppercut for sheer stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWFd-yWdRY

Title: Re: Sportperson -v- Government Minister
Post by aussie100percent on Jan 7^th, 2016 at 12:26pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 7^th, 2016 at 12:19pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jan 7^th, 2016 at 11:14am:

Aussie wrote on Jan 6^th, 2016 at 3:30pm:

Actually, the truth is that Gayle didn't apologise. Quite the opposite - he was unrepentant. But don't trust me on that - it's in the news everywhere. Google it.

Watch his mouth move and words of apology come out. Then give yourself an uppercut for sheer stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWFd-yWdRY

I'M "REALY SORRY FOR THAT " Sounds like A f'k;;n apology to me ;) ;) ;) ;)

Title: Re: Sportperson -v- Government Minister
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jan 11^th, 2016 at 11:09am

Aussie wrote on Jan 7^th, 2016 at 12:19pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jan 7^th, 2016 at 11:14am:

Aussie wrote on Jan 6^th, 2016 at 3:30pm:

Actually, the truth is that Gayle didn't apologise. Quite the opposite - he was unrepentant. But don't trust me on that - it's in the news everywhere. Google it.

Watch his mouth move and words of apology come out. Then give yourself an uppercut for sheer stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWFd-yWdRY

Save the uppercut for yourself, and throw in a jab or three to your nutsack for good measure while you're at it...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3385323/Chris-Gayle-mocks-10-000-fine-sexist-interview-Mel-McLaughlin-wearing-t-shirt-reading-SexSells-joking-not-pay-dinner-pockets-empty.html